Literally just made this account to reply to the dumb stuff I see people say.
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Yeah, and then when ants die, the other ants carry their dead bodies into the middle and continue to run around. So it's just a circle of ants running around a pile of dead ants.
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What are you? Like 135 lbs? Maybe you shouldn't be telling other people to hit the gym when a light breeze could ruin your day.
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My rent doubled under Trump. lmao. Idk where they got this idea that Trump is going to fix rent and groceries.
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Comment still stands? What was even your point to begin with? Calling someone a lawyer isn't a diss.
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Movie: *makes a point to acknowledge that a character is trans*
Right-wingers: "Oh my God, we get it! They're TRANS! Stop shoving it down our throat!"
Movie: *doesn't acknowledge a character is trans*
Right-wingers: "Oh what, you're just going to ignore that they're TRANS?!"
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Elon's Net Worth: $191 billion
Apple Net Worth: $2.35 trillion
Elon couldn't even afford to buy 1/10th of Apple. lmao.
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The original one is objectively worse. Not even just from a "Taste" perspective, but from a function perspective. 2 sinks, 2 mirrors, better lighting (note the 2 droplights in the ceiling now) Aside from that the new one is also subjectively better. (Looks better)
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Are you comparing the price of a fully equipped Humvee to the price of two that are clearly stripped? You realize the military equipment inside is what makes it so expensive right? They're not auctioning off Humvees that are fully equipped with military-grade equipment.
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Actually it's because of them that I can't enjoy many of the luxuries society has today... Like owning a house... Thanks to the millionaires that all came down to Florida to buy all the property, houses that were once $120k just a few years ago are now going for half a million.
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It's skin cancer. lmao. It's literally the cancer you get for being out in the sunlight too much. I'm just gonna assume you're trolling. "seed oils" lmfaooo.
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Obviously something happened AFTER he was on Mizkif's stream. Doesn't take much common sense to realize that.
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Well fortunately we also have dozens of DMs of him being a creep and grooming minors as well as literal audio of him from back in like 2011 saying really weird sexual things about children. There's an observable pattern of behavior.
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Yeah, he should've gone to jail not just for this but for the multiple other documented crimes he committed. Some of which lead him to be justly impeached twice. Unfortunately Republicans in the Senate voted to allow him to commit crime without consequence.
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He landed on concrete. He's probably dead. My uncle was an alcoholic. He was out walking around drunk one night and tripped and fell on a sidewalk and got hospitalized. He died a few days later from swelling in his brain.
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They could definitely argue the similarity in court and win based on brand confusion. The logos don't have to be exact, just similar enough to cause confusion, which it does.
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I'm sorry to break it to you, but if you can comfortably fit your thing through there, you're not packing. lmao.
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Damn, y'all really do live in Gotham. Dude is working at the plant where the Joker fell in that vat of chemical waste.
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I like how after this he then tries to make it seem like leaving Midnight Society was his idea by casually being like "I think I should let the people at Midnight Society know I'm going to be stepping away." like they didn't just text him to tell him that he's out. lmao.
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Yeah, in one of the episodes one of the Skrull's turns into Hitler and Nick Fury says "I did Nazi that coming." and points at his bad eye.
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I'm assuming this is a passive aggressive comment trying to imply that they aren't giving us a Japanese character for the game set in Japan, but obviously you can't be saying that because they literally are. This would imply you have done literally zero research about the game.
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There hasn't been a draft in over 50 years... The ones that "volunteer" now do it for a paycheck. The military hasn't been "protecting" us for the last 20+ years. They've been doing dirty work for the government to obtain resources in the form of oil and land.
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There's gonna be plenty of rules for him in prison after he ends up accidentally killing a person by kicking them in the head like that.
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If your only experience with Zelda is sifting through Wikipedia pages, you should probably sit this one out. lmao. Most people who've played Zelda games will know who Beedle is. He's been in the games for over 20 years and is the most recognizable merchant in the series.
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That sure is an oversimplified and twisted version of what was actually said. It's weird that Tim insists that Hasan fly across country to debate him in person, ignores Hasan's offer to do it on Zoom, multiple times, and then claims Hasan is afraid to debate him despite the offer
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"Death tolls in active wars don't count."
Well... When the "war" is literally just bombing civilians, then yes, it definitely counts.
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I think most people literally only learned about the guy she tapped because of this situation. I don't even know his name.
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Nah, he overreacted to an allergic reaction and claimed it was an assassination attempt. Later deleted it out of embarrassment. Dude's probably allergic to grass or some shit.
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I'm so confused. Was this supposed to be sarcastic? Because their marriage is literally relationship-goals. I've never seen a couple more genuinely in love with each other. Did you read his recent clickbait titles and think it was real? lmao. That's embarassing.
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I would be mad even if there were 0 likes. Nobody should be ok with someone plagiarizing their work and posting it as their own.
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Makes no sense, most childcare is needed during the hours that those teens would be in school.
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They should've just made a slightly different checkmark badge for people who are "official". i.e. different color, different shape, etc... Seems redundant to have 2.
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It's wild how adamantly you guys defend a man that's actively and ruthlessly attacking someone on film, but when a police officer shoots and kills a clearly defenseless person you're quick to take the cops side.
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It's public information. You can look it up yourself. You won't though because people like you never do any research. Just talk.
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The Beast Philanthropy channel is where the videos the dude is referencing when saying "He makes profit from these types of videos" are hosted. The main channel isn't relevant to that statement at all.
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You're missing a pretty significant piece of the puzzle. The 10K loss is from multiple dips over the last 30 days unrelated to this drama. The 5K Vaush lost is in the last week and entirely from this drama alone.
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The captions are wrong. He saying "I fill no hole", not "feel". As in his he's a rectangle trying to fill a round hole. It's not great, but it's not as bad as the captions and his pronunciation make it seem. lmao.
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She likely did this to increase damages that she can claim if she sues someone for using it without her permission. $10 for the song, "distributed" illegally to say 100,000 people (viewers) and she can claim it cost her $1,000,000 in potential revenue.
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You should be able to tell your boss that he's wrong without being fired. If not, your boss is fragile and shouldn't be a boss.
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lmao. High school. Idk about you, but my friends and I knew about sex long before high school. You're not "protecting" kids by keeping sex education from them. By the time they're in high school many of them have already been having sex. It's irresponsible to wait that long.
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That's rich coming from the party that bans and burns books and silences all discussion that goes against their religious views.
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It's really cringe to retweet stuff about yourself like this. lmao. Especially after claiming to have a lot of humility. Btw, just the act of claiming you have a lot of humility in itself is contradictive. People with humility wouldn't have the desire to tell everyone they do.
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The difference is, you're making a claim that has no basis or evidence. Dave Chapelle literally said that on video in front of a crowd of people. lmao.
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Reality: Both the janitor and engineer are underpaid and the janitor just wants to make enough money to pay his bills and feed his family. Instead of the engineer knowing his value and asking for more money, he tries to tear the janitor down.
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Where does it say "40 hours" anywhere? All I see is "long hours at high intensity", which is extremely vague and could mean 90 hours for all we know. Just sounds like he fired half the staff and expects the rest to overwork themselves for no additional pay so he can save money.
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Just about a month short of 5 years actually, and that's taken out of context... even if it wasn't people change a lot in 5 years. My political and social beliefs have nearly completely flipped in the last 5 years.
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Already kinda disrespecting her by referring to her as "the baby mama". I would never refer to the mother of my child as my "baby mama". Shit's disrespectful af.
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Nope. Loss of sales far outweighs loss to theft. There's a reason they stopped doing it in most of the places they were doing it in. Most people can't be bothered to track an employee down and have them unlock a bar of soap for them. They'll just not buy that item instead.
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"18 months"... Oh, you mean a year and a half later. lmao. Are people supposed to just never move on?
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Jesus. I remember when I used to pay $700/month for a full-sized 1250 sq ft 2-bedroom apartment back in 2015. Now $1000/month for a tiny home that's probably the size of the living room is supposed to be considered affordable?
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Waiting for the second community note that basically says "That community note is actually correct." lmao.
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Uh oh. A bunch of dudes who have never had to pay rent in their lives are upset about my life experience. lmao.
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Cool story bro. Robert the Bruce is my ancestor, doesn't mean I know how to lead the Scots into war.
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As a graphic artist myself, I just wanna say there is a big difference between using images as references, and straight up copying a disfigured burn victim's entire likeness to portray a monster named "toasty".
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Kinda weird to admit to watching a random girl in public that was minding her own business.
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You know employees can be reprimanded without being fired right? I believe AB just wants knowledge that the janitor's behavior was corrected by Marriott so that at the very least it doesn't happen again to someone else.
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"It's not a conspiracy theory"
*immediately follows up that statement with a conspiracy theory*
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Man. I thought for a second that it was going to stay up after that bottom row broke and the whole thing just came down like he cleared a line in Tetris. That would've been wild.
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"I should laugh. Humans laugh right? I'll laugh."
*weird attempt at laughing*
"I don't think I did that right. That didn't seem right."
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That's such an absurd take. I get that you might be incapable of focusing on more than one thing at a time, but most people can focus on multiple issues at once. The Ukraine war is horrible, but it doesn't mean every single post and article has to be about it.
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Dang. It's like you completely ignored the second point, which is the most important selling point for the Switch. lmao. It's portable and the motion controls offer a unique gaming experience.
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The right's memes are literally just the screaming triggered girl from 2016 over and over again. Talk about can't meme, that shit was old after a few weeks and y'all dragged that shit on for 6 years.
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Amber Heard's face looks just like the face my 6-year-old makes when she gets caught doing something she knows she isn't supposed to do. That's the face of someone who knows they've been caught.
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