im going to do most of my posts on blue sky now i think bsky.app/profile/jonhendren.…
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probably a shit engineer. most of the good ones understand that the computer is actually their enemy and want less computer in their life
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dog that is so sick i cannot wait to work in places and situations where i previously was not expected to do work
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Heres an old picture from when i lived in hawaii and i fell asleep next to the blinds
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Lol I just found this picture I took of a newspaper on the street on January 7 2020 thinking this is some b-movie foreshadowing
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"Bernie wouldn't be able to get anything done. that's why we gotta elect Joe Biden" just a fun thing to remember for your day. cheers all
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i would like to recognize for a moment how funny it is that the apple watch definitely knows when you're jacking off but has been programmed to not say anything
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if you did clay pottery stuff in school guess what. nothing ever explodes in the kiln. the teacher just busts up the pottery of the kids they dont like with a hammer
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in like 2012 cnn had a store where you could buy shirts featuring any current news headline and i wore this around san jose for like 3 years
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thats not a liminal space its just a weird room. you like looking at pictures of weird rooms
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llast night i watched the video of the orangutan calmly driving a golf cart on loop for about 45 minutes and it felt like xanax
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"I was a progressive. But then someone called me Eve Fartlow" is so funny man. I gave up my values and turned evil because I got called a funny name. Thats like the origin story of a villain in Rugrats
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a new shape just dropped. 2018
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dragging the little stick figure guy onto the map to do a google street view is one of the weirdest ux things. i hate grabbing that little man
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apparently if you have a blue check you now have the ability to give away your check to someone else. pretty much every verified account will now be swamped with people asking if they can have theirs. cool!
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advice on the matter of rubber bullet injuries from an actual eye surgeon:
If you are planning on joining the protests, 1) thank you and 2) please PLEASE buy a cheap pair of shatterproof glasses from a hardware store. $2 upfront can prevent a severe, life-altering injury.
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Kanye West... you may be suffering from undiagnosed adhd and/or anxiety. Please watch Bo Bornman "Inside" ASAP!!!!!!
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LMFAO said "sorry for party rocking" and that was it. they left after that. they actually were sorry but no one forgave them. thats fucked
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this is the guy whose writing is so valuable he destroyed the internet archive. thank you chunk wedding
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before you cheer for that old mccain clip of him saying "obama isnt an arab, hes a decent man" keep in mind the subtext there is that arabs are not decent. that wasnt a moment of civility that was the same shit as always, he was just disagreeing with someone on how racist to be
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the fuck man
As he waits for the State of the State to begin, Rep. Kent Calfee takes a swig of from his Hershey’s chocolate syrup bottle, as he often does during #tnleg session. Photo by @Tennessean’s @GeorgeWalkerIV.
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in 2012 i was looking for a job and wasn't getting any replies at all and after a couple months i decided to work on my resume a bit and i found i had accidentally been sending everyone a draft version that started with "Objective: To find god and destroy it"
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the big reason twitter is popular is becuase its the same thing as yelling back at the tv except they might actually see it
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thinking about that heavens gate documentary and lol at the guy who got kicked out just before the mass suicide because he was jacking off too much. you cant go on the ufo with us dude you are always beating it
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woke up from a nightmare where i misspelled fried chicken as "friend chicken" in the group chat and everyone else typed "friend chicken" back so quickly that my computer caught fire
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they were promising student loan forgiveness during the election and now they say sending out a $50 prepaid visa is too much. truly, centrist pragmatism is our hope for the future
The White House considered sending gas cards to families to cushion the blow from record-high gas prices before eventually deciding it is not feasible.
cnn.it/3truJLm
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look i understand this non fungible token used up the same energy as 400 ford f-150s idling for 11 years , but now the computer says i own a drawing of spider man
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south park was bad for politics but i think it goes without saying that letting jon stewart et al provide the prevailing non-right-wing commentary for ~10 years, and have it be merely "boy conservatives are stupid huh," probably fucked us more in the end (and they're still at it)
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i dont know man i think if someone you know sees this and thinks its fine thats a clear cut reason to jettison them from your life completely. theres just no excuse. if you support this i dont want to know you at all. jesus christ
Palestinians told to evacuate Al-Rantisi hospital (even though 38 children are attached to kidney machines there).
They evacuate waving white flags.
Israel shoots them anyway.
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the wife and the homie are diametrically opposed, and yet, an equilibrium can be reached when it is understood that the wife is a type of homie. and the homie is a type of wife.
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ai guys are excited about being able to stick their head inside the tv and look around like a literal baby would try to do
1. Ever wonder what the rest of the Mona Lisa looks like?
Got @Adobe Firefly to help fill out the background for me with the power of AI
Here's what the backgrounds of the most famous paintings in the world look like with AI:
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many years ago i was driving to a ladys place and was starving so i stopped at mcdonalds but i didnt want to smell like mcdonalds food so i got a salad and kept driving while eating handfuls of lettuce out of the bag and i accidentally ate the receipt
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donald trump postinga series of screenshots of his staff saying they never called him an idiot is easily one of the top 5 funniest things so far. comedy writers couldn't write this because it makes him seem too plainly stupid, but its actually happening. unreal
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rremember when they taught a gorilla to speak in sign language but it just kept saying "devil toilet"
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i would give anything to watch a documentary about snl writers that asks them to explain why the things they wrote are funny
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elon musk, mark zuckerberg, donald trump......... folks im starting to get the feeling that having a lot of money doesnt mean that you're very smart
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the most unrealistic part of star trek is how every species seems to have agreed on which ship to ship video chat to use
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lmao
WILD HELICOPTER RESCUE: Firefighters say a 74-year-old woman had to be flown off of Piestewa Peak this morning after she suffered an injury while hiking.
STORY: bit.ly/2WlfHIg
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theres a german latex fetish youtube channel of many weird sped up clips of mrs doubtfire peeling off the mask, and this guy wayne has been commenting on the clips for years trying to understand the plot of the movie. the channel owner has even tried to help
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youtube: people dont become nazis very often by watching youtube
nazis: oh yeah we do
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one time in las vegas i went to a timeshare sales seminar to get a free buffet ticket or something and when i made it clear i wasnt going to buy one the sales guy took me into the back room and sat me down and told me he was in new york on 9/11
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twitter has a feature now where if you type something like "i think concentration camps are bad" a guy with a profile picture of a car replies to it to say you are virtual signaling
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we have 2 right wing parties
BREAKING: The DNC Platform Committee has VOTED DOWN support for #MedicareForAll: 36 yes - 125 no - 3 abstain
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seeing reports that elon musk was immediately booed off a comedy club stage tonight in san francisco. very weird-- usually you need to be in a tesla to crash and burn that quickly
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it still strikes me how wild it is that the richest person in the world who could do anything they wanted for the rest of their life has chosen to moderate an internet forum where many or perhaps most of the people dont like him
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Worst Drinking Glass Of The Year Award once again goes to these pieces of shit. fuck you "Winco PTP-12C Pebbled Tumbler" #PTP12CFuckOff
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"i'm screaming" -46 year old journalist quoting a tiktok being reposted by a 44 year old journalist
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2018: i dont care about fast cars. im happy with my humble honda fit. it gets 36 miles to the gallon
2019: i need the holy lambo
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no i will never let a blog send me chrome notifications are you out of your fucking mind
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bloomberg hired a former twitter employee (@kpf) as digital director thinking he'd have the skills necessary to manipulate the platform, deflect attention from stop and frisk, and beat bernie. in order to accomplish all of this, he posted that bernie is gay. incredible
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the feel good story of the summer
McConnell fractures shoulder in fall at Kentucky home wapo.st/2yyON1d
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dear brett kavanaugh. you dont know me but i think you suck ass. you look like dog shit and your hair is too big. dan akyroyd looking ass bitch go fuck yourself forever. sincerely everyone
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lets get a go-gurt type product for baked beans. a small tube of beans i can keep in my pocket or bag for when im on the go. ill eat them anywhere. the beach, the park, the office, i dont give a shit. the world is dying. theres no time. please
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as the wealthy devour the working class, on social media brands are flooding the fatigued masses with feigned personality and contrived emotion, weaponizing the language of the shared despair we all feel, all to sell 1 last box of steakumms before it's all over
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years ago most people used winamp to listen to mp3s on their computer. but there was another program, sonique, that supported skins with transparency and altering object placements. so the internet made hundreds if not thousands of unusable and incomprehensible skins for it
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if only this guy could be president and control the house and senate for a couple years. i bet he would pass real single payer and not water it down for some compromise-minded pissweak horseshit
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What kind of fuckin spiritual tailspin does a person have to be in to spend $3500 on goggles for WORK. at least the other shits have games on them, whats your excuse
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the best thing right now would be for all the democrats except for bernie and elizabeth warren to fuck off so we dont have to deal with talking about centrist tax credit apprenticeship horseshit for the next 12 months
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pesto is a zero sum ingredient. it either makes a dish or takes over and ruins it. there is no in-between with pesto. the phrase "if you come at the king you better not miss" is actually about your dumb ass ideas about putting pesto on shit
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so from googling it would appear @deanbrowningpa's black guy identity "Dan Purdy" was also once used on the suspended account @soulcookie322. but before that account became Dan Purdy, it was a white guy named "Pat Riarchy" and "White Goodman". dean is really something else
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rod stewart wrote a song called "do ya think im sexy" suggesting he fucks constantly, then 30 years later he reveals hes been working on his train set this whole time. insane reveal
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"bernie yells too much about wanting universal health care" is a real thing people said on here. can you believe it. they were mad that he yelled. thats why they didnt like m4a. because he said there was a crisis and he was talking too loud. like 6 weeks ago they said this!
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thank you for pushing for more oversight on the baby prisons. we need to manage the baby prisons better and the democrats are gonna make it happen
Today alone there are reports of children in ICE’s custody becoming gravely ill and being molested after being separated from their parents. This is a human rights abuse. I’ve introduced two bills to increase oversight at ICE and HHS detention facilities. This must end.
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my best friend passed away today. she was a very good dog. 13 years is a good long time for a big fat glutton dog. she had a lot of adventures and got to live in lots of different places and eat neat food. she was whip smart and would cheer you up if you seemed sad. a perfect dog
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im prepared to lose followers over this, but like, everyone just sort of quietly has admitted to themselves in the last 10 years that Cake was actually pretty good, right
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henry kissinger died on the toilet with a poop sticking half way out of his hole. sayonara nasty mother fucker
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