i'm mostly on bluesky lately if anyone didn't know and assumed i died
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apparently the reason we don't need gun control is because nobody in this country can fucking aim
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oh so the AI can read as many copyrighted books as it wants for free but when i want to do that it's suddenly an issue
BREAKING: The Internet Archive has lost its appeal in Hachette v. Internet Archive, the long-running, closely watched copyright case over the scanning and lending of print library books. Full story to follow.
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which character was gay i don't remember any gay in this movie
Lebanese government plans to ban Barbie for allegedly “promoting homosexuality”
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i saw barbie today and i went to go watch ben shapiro's review of it because i wanted to see what he was mad about and at 9:00 in the video he goes to say "ken is kind of secondary" but instead of saying "ken" he starts to say his own name by accident
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why did the stranger things kids grow up after 4 seasons but every time i see images of this kid he looks the same age after 7 seasons
‘YOUNG SHELDON’ will end after 7 seasons.
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this is a cartoon
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is this good?
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"one of these food items has to go forever" "no it doesn't"
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banned in blue states for being a gun. banned in red states for being a bong. legal in vermont.
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i wouldn't. she's playing white so she would be the one opening
You see her sitting in a chess tournament across from you. How do you open?
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did boys like this show too or was it just an early sign that i'm a faggot
this is what july is going to feel like
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amazing
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dead website in 2 weeks
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this is actually really funny if you assume they're both american
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this is heterosexual, so they're one of yours.
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kamala should wear this to the debate with trump to lull him into a false sense of security
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it's crazy how common it is for video games to have jump buttons compared to real life where i can't remember the last time i needed to jump
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a bluecheck replied to me with this and i saved it before blocking them
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jojo characters: "anyone in this crowd could be the enemy stand users." the enemy stand users:
What happened to masculine men?
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multiple outfits in one night god damn
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this is reads like a satire article what the hell
Haitian motorist making illegal turn in Springfield, Ohio, smashes into mom driving with autistic daughter trib.al/Nd9Xcgs
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only realizing just now that i don't know what the JD stands for in JD Vance
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they're assembling the avengers of sexual assault
Elon Musk Andrew Tate, Tucker Carlson support Russell Brand after sex assault claims trib.al/Aw1JNAU
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house would win. idc if they're supposed to be on the same team. house would still win
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every time i see a post by this guy he's a new color
I’ve cured my cancer. Big Pharma + sheeple not interested
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what point is he trying to make
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i'm high is this a good tweet
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one of the transvestigator accounts i follow is transvestigating hitler
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i thought this was from a shitpost account impersonating him at first
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>joins your discord server >immediately mutes all notifications >refuses to elaborate >doesn't leave, but is never heard from again
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he's talking about being forced to pay child support
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painting one of these flags on a wall of a cliff and watching this guy drive into it like a roadrunner and coyote cartoon
If you can burn an American flag and it’s constitutionally protected free speech, why is this any different?
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hey check out this new character i came up with
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If you give people two choices they will choose one of them.
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imagine posting yaoi so bad the fujoshis pull out their red pen and start grading it
we deserve better 4chan yaoi
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what
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they really hated this response
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my entire timeline since tuesday night has just been leftists qting liberals like
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matt walsh is not sending his best or brightest.
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holy shit that hidden reply
Incels are transitioning to women for sex. Seriously. It's called Transmaxxing. They have a manual. Read it: app.box.com/s/n2xnv3ffg9e2dn…
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wait so there's an actual guy who's been calling himself the rizzler this whole time? i thought it was just a joke
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how are there 15-year-old incels? bro did you even try?
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the year is 2068. it is the most important election of all time. failure would mean electing donald trump, who is still alive, to his second term and enacting the stubbornly named project 2025
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We're going to transition to an electric vehicle future made in America—and it will protect and expand good union jobs.
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Imagine if Countries around the World had tried to Force a Ceasefire on the United States during the Invasion of Afghanistan following 9/11.
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I FOUND A BITCOIN ON THE GROUND AND ADDED IT TO MY WALLET. TURND OUT IT WAS LACED WITH FENTANYL!! ALL MY APES GONE!
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she took the kids
Elon Musk has said: Civil war is inevitable.
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Replying to @bronzeageshawty
Ask any woman. She’d fuck Elon in a heartbeat. Why? His sheer power, not his looks.
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tragic that men who never take estrogen will never find out their genetically encoded cup size
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🧵UAW Files Federal Labor Charges Against Donald Trump and Elon Musk for Attempting to Intimidate and Threaten Workers
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the mind on this lad
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you can order a burger with no bun. europeans cannot comprehend
According to Americans, this is not a burger.
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i initially interpreted this in the same way as those "live laugh love" mugs.
MAGA Republicans continue their message of unity.
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"they go shopping in a group now" - terf who just learned about having friends
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is there a reason for not having it on like, a hard drive
The IMAX print of Oppenheimer weighs around 600 lbs (272 kg)
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damn i wonder how that happened
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my prediction is that when the first trans woman gets a womb transplant and gets pregnant, the anti trans anti abortion people will respond by demanding it be aborted.
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"trans people are trans" trans people: "ok" "cis people are cis" cis people:

ALT Trump No GIF

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so many people told me this blew their minds
Favorite tweet of your own?
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imagine trying to rob someone and they pull out the autism gun
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on multiple occasions i've been going 85 mph down the freeway and gotten tailgaited then passed by a cop
People in the US routinely drive over the speed limit. They also view people who honor speed limits or drive slightly below as incompetent or a problem. Speed kills
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some pedophile doctor just tried to convince me that my kid needs a procedure that will permanently alter his body. the pervert tried fearmonger and guilt me by saying that my kid having braces now will reduce the need for dental procedures as an adult but i saw thru his woke bs
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i appreciate that gmod and sfm are still out here, ruining their third generation in a row
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what the hell happened in these comments
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big things are happening in japan
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i'm quote tweeting this because i don't want anyone to accuse me of making this up. he actually posted this.
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masterful gambit sir
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japanese mcdonalds: "please have kids our country's population is aging." american conservatives: "ha this post really owned the libs"
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you can clearly still see the real question: "should school sports teams be gendered?" which was poorly erased and replaced for this picture. why are you lying?
A photo of the latest question written on a chalk board at #TorontoPride. Most who participated say sex education should begin in kindergarten (five years old). There is a drawing of a pig in the corner, which can refer to a gay man who is into a lot of risky sex acts. Photo by @BethBaisch:
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this looks like he made it out of garbage lmao cmon man
Twitter added the X logo to the HQ
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this is fucking incredible
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twitter was never cool because it was a "public square for exchanging ideas" or whatever, it was cool because politicians and journalists could have their days on here ruined by a guy who's profile pic is goku smoking a blunt
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isn't this literally what they wanted
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you guys are never going to believe the hilarious answer to this question i just came up with
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my friend is playing with character AI and just sent me this
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this gets even crazier when you realize there is a 4th sceen at play here. on the device used to take this picture
i’m operating on levels you literally wouldn’t understand
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customized my glock
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this probably feels good as hell
"Fluid as water, brilliant as silver, heavier than lead, mercury spills through a mine worker's fingers." National Geographic October 1972
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pisses me off that "karat" refers to golds purity but "carat" refers to a diamond's weight. who did that?
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millenials: "get a load of harry potter over here" gen z:
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richest man in the world thinks he is not the machine
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