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Replying to @Reksaurian
Two idle animations and wave hello and goodbye. I'll probably have to come back to this after I've done the gameworld animations on the mech because of something called Blendspaces that I couldn't work out how to make work with these animations as they're designed for locomotion.
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No worries. You're just human. 😉
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Look, just because you've got a few guys with weight issues that are probably glandular in origin who also have a full body of glorious hair, doesn't mean you have bears.
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Replying to @Charalanahzard
🤘🤓🤣❤️‍🔥
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Replying to @Charalanahzard
Me to that contractor: 😉
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The peak of the entire of artistic history.
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And the award for "Most obscure bloody Legend of Zelda cosplay" goes to...this fucking thing: @Charalanahzard Hellve a body, but when faced with the option of gender bent Link, Zelda, Purah, Riju, Buliara, etc. this 🍩 goes for an obscure merchant. xD zelda.fandom.com/wiki/Beedle
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Beware of Geeks bearing gifs.
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It must be sad to not be able to tell the difference between Fantasy and Reality. 🙄
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No, a keeper ya muppet. He played as a keeper.
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Good luck waiting. Last I heard, they quit because the game was too dull to make good on it.
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Yes, a single plum makes such an eloquent gift.
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Replying to @TheActMan_YT
WELL, look at this way: thats a great way to find people who have, in fact, streamed the game, that you can watch, or else see if your favourite streamer has done it yet. ^^
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Replying to @Charalanahzard

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As a games designer lad, its bad design NOT to include an easy mode. A GD's job is to make their game accessible to everyone if its offline. ONLINE ranked is a whole other ball game, but offline, get every player you can playing, and at their own speed. Thats professional.
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Replying to @ElsaSketch

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Replying to @Charalanahzard
IT IS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES. *FROG SCREAM*
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If I ever write a villain, they're going to be like Raymond Reddington as portrayed by James Spader. He's got this distinct blend of good and evil that is so very human. Protects himself and his regardless, chooses carefully who is his, and lives life to the fullest.
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Replying to @CrackR0ckSteady
You're a victim of poor sandwich making?
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Replying to @Charalanahzard
They print stuff using giant fake but suspiciously realistic tiddies? Amazing. 🤣
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Replying to @rebmasel
It's only annoying if you hate learning. The nerdy find it adorable.
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Replying to @PhilMyChambers
Shes a

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You'll change the world one day miss.
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Fun fact, that sarcasm you're using there, it's actually a biological and evolutionary truth. Some of the human shrewdness (group) had to stay awake and protect the rest. Those that slept at night got eaten by big cats who hunt at night and can see in the dark. Wolves too.
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Replying to @Charalanahzard
Ah yes, 85 days until the lumber jack season opens. Very exciting. I have my axe all sharpened and oiled nicely.
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Replying to @AggroCrabGames
Praise the Dog.
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Replying to @ClaireMax
It's a wartenberg pinwheel. Medical tool to check for nerve damage and is used as a recreational sex toy. I'm a pervert and I read. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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...Do release the MMO...no one would ever walk away by choice...
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Replying to @pcgamer
"We're sorry for the launch. We hold ourselves accountable for the lack of stability and that some of our players couldn't load the game. We will try to do better going forward." CALLING IT NOW.
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I'm absolutely sure someone would say the word "Woke" somewhere here. I don't like the whole ideological issue, but it does seem like they feel the need to push the narrative of perfect and boring rather than a flawed person who learns better. It's weird, frankly.
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This guy says fact, followed by "my opinion is", then asks everyone their opinion, THEN ASKS THOSE DIRECTLY INVOLVED, AND APPERENTLY BOTH SIDES OF THE ISSUE WHAT THEY THINK, and yall say "Na, that's biased"...WHAT MORE CAN YOU ASK OF THE GUY!?!?!?
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FANCY AS FUUUCK. 8D Settled for non-overlapping outlining (one glorious day I will work out how it's done sans depth measuring), but this is good enough for the nonce. Next: minion waves and buildings. #Unity #GamesDevelopment #MOBA #ComputerGames #CSharp #PCGaming #Gaming #Win
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Replying to @SrGrafo2
It's a good game. It's just terribly managed.
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Replying to @OoCPokemon
Could be a really BIG plum.
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Well, it's an improvement (this little guy must be exhausted with all this running about) in terms of transition (my gods that was annoying to work out) and movement speed changing, but at short range it still looks like he's running on ice, though "on exit" ought to fix that.
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Trying to understand the business decisions of the ultra rich and corporate CEOs is a strange business. Its one part ego married to one part sycophant. He thinks his ideas are gold and cannot fail, those around him aren't about to tell him no, so we get this that even an amateur
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Ah. And here was me thinking that the PEOPLE who did the WORK made something of VALUE to the society. Can't imagine what I was thinking. Hey, I have the perfect business model: let's take all the CEOs and executives and investors, and make one giant company. It'll make billions.
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Replying to @xaichai
That sounds like a PR WMD. Sexual harassment claims you say? Leeets just toss a little "Crush the worker who wants fair play" in there too, that'll fix everything.
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There's this thing. Its called weed. Yall need to sit down, shuddup, and do, like, a WHOLE bush, lol.
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Replying to @GarbageApe
The Simpsons predicted the uprising of the dolphins.

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Replying to @Charalanahzard
You can call me daddy if ya like. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Did some work in Unity. Rewrote the topdown camera so it cut out all the tutorial excess and functions more smoothly according to my own logic and preferences. It looks just the same so I'm not rerecording it. After that, I added edge of screen drag movement and rotation to aid
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Ah. I too request a single plum from people all the time. Kindred spirits.
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Hey, if anyone is coming here because of follow Friday, this is what I'm working on game dev wise. 😬
piped.video/watch?v=tIuroyET… WOO! That's awesome. :D Got my snowboarder foundation. A modified rollerball from the Unity Standard Assets. assetstore.unity.com/package… Just need to edit the built in physics for the right experience and add terrain and animations. YIIIS.
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Replying to @denimcatfish
Not really. Its always they who shout the loudest who are they who are scared the most.
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The ghost of a Scottish maiden glides out of the wall of the tavern, her long fiery hair flowing in an ethereal breeze. She hovers above the terrified tourists and wails "...Alright lads, the Scottish word of the day is..."
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@Jolly_Jack You ever seen dis bubba?
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Replying to @serinide
Easy there, Marilyn. 10/10, would save from Evil Queen, but I suspect your mother is probably a very nice person. #FinalFantasy9
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.@SecondWindGroup Good for them. Again, kudos on transparency. They really do mean to be open and honest about what people are funding and trying to facilitate a service to their auidence that they're clearly passionate about creating.
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Replying to @PhillyD
Good Dads get their child a bat costume and a bunch of grapes. :P
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Replying to @Reksaurian @MitchyD
can see is an unwise business decision that no one asked for and no one wants. You want innovation and progressive concepts with successful implementation, look for those who are doing it at ground level who bet their life savings and quit their 9-5 on the hope of success.
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Time is a wheel and history goes in cycles?
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I'm happier not knowing.
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Replying to @NintendoAmerica
Sure. But does it have anything in it? "It's got an explorative area the size of whatever" isn't nearly as a big a brag as you think it is. Much smaller, much tighter games can be better because they've got so much more content per square inch than massive buy empty worlds.
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Lesbian sex is weird. 🤨
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Replying to @KenneyNL
"Now shoo". You're such a kitten. 😸
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Replying to @Lazarbeam @Dexerto
I read an article that literally said this is what the developers are hoping for, I.e. People just like you dropping 2k on it because of the price tag to find out what the game is.
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On behalf of my entire gender, sorry ladies, we aren't all like this. Some of us actually respect you.
Proud of #USSupremeCourt affirming the Texas law banning abortion for babies with a heartbeat. As an entertainer I don’t get political often. Yet with so many vocal peers on the other side of this issue, I felt it was important to go on the record as a pro-life game developer.
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Mother, I crave the exquisite flesh of the rarefied plum. Not a punnet though, just one. I would not want to get fat.
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Focus on we who love your work lass. The haters dont matter. ❤
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Replying to @letsgameitout
Well, well, well, if if isn't the consequences of your own actions.
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Josh was run over and killed as a child and has spent ever since trying to make them pay.
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Replying to @GrayStillPlays
Better than dead, wow. That place needs a health and safety exam.
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Replying to @tamoorh
*Jerking off while eating Corn Flakes*...He failed.
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Replying to @Jolly_Jack
In my understanding, dis:
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Swoooosh. 🔊Clouds. ☁️ New map animation. 🙃
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OOO. Know what I'm buying Thursday when I get paid. 🎉
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Replying to @matttwood
Find a Mommy and Daddy font and set the mood, then wait 9 months?
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"Mr. Kratos, we have received and understand the complaints filed by Mrs. Karen Kratos, but we at Olympus Mons Services have done all we can to resolve her product issues. Please note that our return policy is limited to 14 days and requires the tags still be attached."
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Replying to @ForceStrategy
Alright, fairs fair, the rest is plagiarism more or less but as someone who uses @SyntyStudios, this WHY these assets exist. That said, those are assets for indie devs like me, and I think Fntastic and MyTona are funded well enough to make their own, so you might have a point.
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Do you want haunted forests? Because thats how you make haunted forests.
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Replying to @Rubi_
Games Development is engineering and not art. It USES art, it USES music, but to an effect dictated by engineering principles. And it's not up for discussion because you "feel" it isn't like this, or you "feel" your way to a jump setting that "feels" right. If it feels right it's
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Yeah, I can work with this. 👀 Got just the right amount of blended colouration and style with the standard WIP cheque material. That'll look professional AF on the Unity Asset Store. Me likely. 🤓❤️ Didn't see the potential of that in the other drafts I did of the UI. Hm.
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