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"You just want bad things to happen to Alex Jones because you don't like him personally." Yes correct.
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I’ve turned a corner on this thing, I think it’s cool now.
Las Vegas Locally 🌴
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vaccine?
The cuirass worn by François-Antoine Fauveau, 23-year-old Caribinier a Cheval, serving in the Napoleonic Army's 4th company, 2nd Regiment, who died on June 18, 1815 in the battle that would end Napoleonic Wars
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zach galifianakis asking obama “how does it feel to be the last black president” might be the funniest political joke ever
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When I was 19 I gave a long impassioned speech to my union shop machinist Dad about how I was a libertarian, he listened quietly until I was done, then called me a “dumbass” and walked away.
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"The idea that conservatives are motivated by racism is simply outdated, and I think the people of Iowa agree with me" offered Mr. Ramaswamy.
"I just can't vote for Vivek" a voter from Cedar Rapids explained. "Not after what his people did at Pearl Harbor. I still remember."
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give it another year and conspiracy theories will have devolved down to “don’t believe the so called experts, when the sun goes down that’s actually god punishing us and only prayers can bring it back”
It’s weird that the nuclear blasts vaporized brick houses but not the old timey camera recording it.
It’s because nukes are fake.
Hiroshima and Nagasaki never had any fall out radiation. The whole narrative and all the evidence is absurd.
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Legal on X: Videos of child abuse.
Illegal on X: Hurting the Babylon Bee's fee fees.
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my first job was dishwashing; my partner had maybe ten teeth and he would eat something off every plate that came to us; every night was his feast
getting a dishwashing job at Olive Garden now requires a personality test from an AI company where you respond to more than 60 slides featuring a blue alien called Ash 404media.co/low-paying-jobs-…
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Orcas have sunk 3 boats in Europe and appear to be teaching others to do the same. Scientists think a traumatized orca initiated the assault on boats after a "critical moment of agony" and that the behavior is spreading among the population. livescience.com/animals/orca…
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In my unprofessional and near worthless opinion this is one of the best written TV jokes.
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that’s a family, the people you lie and say you’re concerned about with ever other post
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i wish my life was this easy so this was the kind of garbage i could be worried about
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give me a fucking break
Swollen eyes, a hunchback and claw-like hands: What remote-workers will look like by 2100 trib.al/GbUcp6P
Community note
Nobody has predicted that this is what home workers will look like by 2100.
These images were created by an office furniture company 'to visualise the effects of not having a proper place to work at home’ and ‘to reveal what the remote worker of the future could look like’.
furniture-work.co.uk/blog/post/from
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I’m a Shane Gillis fan because he represents our struggle against the cancel culture brigade who wants to tell us what we can and can’t find funny. Please see the following spreadsheet where I diagram this woman’s facial expressions from 11:32 to 11:40 last night.
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it’s really cool how there are about five different “leftist” factions on twitter all fighting for the most creative way to vote republican
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one of the best king of the hill episodes is when hank has his entire worldview rocked by how weak george w bush’s handshake is
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Leftists: All amenities should be within 15 minutes walking distance.
Royal Caribbean: We agree.
Leftists: Nooooo!!!!
Late stage capitalism is so absurdly comical at times.
This new cruise ship has:
- 23 restaurants
- 22 bars / clubs
- 7 full sized pools + 9 hot tubs
- Full waterpark
- Rock climbing wall
- Ice skating rink
- Surf simulator
- Golf course
- Basketball court
- Rooms for 7600 people
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The reaction to Tate, Spacey, and literal CP on Twitter is a good indication that no one on the right actually gives a shit about Epstein's crimes. They have been used, rather, to drum up a cultural panic against people they consider ideological enemies, such as teachers.
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I think a lot of modern traditionalism is just main character syndrome. Right wing tumblr.
I have heard this from boys growing up and men my entire life, and it echoes true here - a large reason why boys aren't fulfilled in schools is because from a young age they recognize that they're more intelligent than most of their teachers.
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Musk’s talent for fucking over everyone he partners with is by far his most redeeming quality.
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i’ve never seen a “freedom of speech and conscience” guy whose commitment to the bit doesn’t fall apart the first instant they’re confronted with speech or actions they dislike
Bill Maher Says He Wants To Punch ‘Young People Walking Alone Outside’ Wearing Masks dailycaller.com/2022/04/23/b…
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I joked once that I didn't like D&D players who rolled anything other than Humans, Dwarves, Elves, or Halflings and someone responded "Yeah D&D should just be four guys sitting around a table reading 'Lord of the Rings'" and whenever I think about that it makes me laugh.
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Do you want to date someone who is constantly, obsessively thinking about liberals? Well do I have the app for you.
The new conservative dating app funded by Peter Thiel called, ‘The Right Stuff’ has now launched, and women describe what they are looking for in a man: “I like the Alpha-Male vibe.”
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I will absolutely not accept this weak attempt at slandering one of Columbus Ohio’s finest.
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Community note
This photo is edited. The original depicts Jim Varney and Robin Williams at the 1987 ShoWest Convention.
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Looks like the rich men north of Richmond are at it again. Sorry, but in the South we respect our millionaires more than freeloading six year olds growing fat off gratis salisbury steaks.
Every kid in Massachusetts will get a free lunch, paid for by proceeds from a new state tax on millionaires. cbsn.ws/455dDTS
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i seriously have to get in on the right wing conspiracy grift, i just need to find an angle and i can retire young because these people are legally braindead
LibsofTikTok actually posted this for real after i have been trying to tell people for weeks that there was a multi-million dollar astro turfed campaign to purchase tickets to Sound of Freedom to artificially inflate the box office numbers
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I repeat myself: Epstein's story focused public attention on the way the powerful abuse the most vulnerable in society and get away with it. It's noteworthy that right wing media turned that ire away from the powerful onto everyday people and all the "psyop resisters" bought it.
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2020: “People who call Red Scare reactionary just don’t like our aesthetic. Of course we are leftists.”
2022: “Blake Masters and the Republicans could restore the glorious Tridentine Mass but woke baristas are simply too powerful.”
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It's important to remember that The Left is dominant in the United States. They control the discourse, they touch every area of modern life. We all live and die by their capricious and entirely arbitrary use of soft and social power. Quote tweet unrelated.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court has ruled in favor of a concrete company that wanted to sue a union because a strike cost them money.
The 8-1 decision means the company, Glacier Northwest Inc., can sue the union over a strike where truck drivers left wet concrete in their trucks.
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The purpose of Libs of Tik Tok, the Trans Panic, and the insistence that every teacher is a groomer is to make you forget that these predators embedded in our systems DO exist and are actually very powerful police officers, politicians, and financiers.
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the last three years have rendered so many people braindead
Unpopular takes:
• “Catching a cold” is not real
• “Sickness” doesn’t come from germs
• You can think your way out of an ill state
• Most of what society experiences in the realm of health is a manifestation of adopted programming
• Denouncing disease makes you healthy
Community note
What is colloquially known as the common cold is typically a viral infection caused by one of over 200 viral strains, with rhinoviruses, coronaviruses, adenoviruses and enteroviruses being the most common.
Viruses are observable and real.
Sickness is a symptom of infection.
my.clevelandclinic.org/health/disease
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if your hatred of liberals has brought you to “the 2000 election was legitimate” and “the saudis are good” you’ve been lobotomized
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I said it yesterday and I'll say it again today. This is the way we defeat the woke mind virus. With normal logic and reason.
New Hampshire dad dresses as Julius Caesar at school board meeting to protest teacher's gender-fluid attire, accuses district of 'facilitating gender confusion.'
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"baristas don't deserve a union" is ultimately betraying a fear that somewhere there's a person with blue hair dye having a good time
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people are mocking him for this because he's stupid, but this will 100% be the line once everything else boils away; and this is, of course, the entire purpose of creating a wokness panic in the first place - it's a great substitute to absolve capital of its mistakes
SVB is what happens when you push a leftist/woke ideology and have that take precedent over common sense business practices. This won’t be the last failure of this nature so long as people are rewarded for pushing this bs.
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forget anything I ever might have said people on this website are legit getting dumber
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that story about a bunch of people howling at a high school student because her artwork is a “pushing a satanic lgbtq agenda” broke something in me, what the fuck are we doing?
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it's so awesome to be a based right wing aesthetics poster whose only essential difference from the tumblr bluehairs they despise is the choice of which behaviors to scold
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Leftists: Conveniences should be within 15 minute walking distance!
Royal Caribbean: Ok, we made a cruise ship for that.
Leftists: NO!!!!!!!!!!!
The "Icon Of The Seas" sets sail in January 2024. 5610 passengers, 2350 crew members, 5 times larger and heavier than the Titanic, 19 floors with more than 40 bars, restaurants and bowling alleys. What a monstrosity!
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man what the fuck are we doing
BREAKING NEWS: Sen. Mitch McConnell appearing to have another scary episode in the media gaggle in Covington today. Aides had to step in to help him out and repeat questions. He was eventually lead away. We'll have the full video on @WLWT
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blurt laughed at “my children are blameless” why the hell do you need to clarity that
Steven Crowder drops the news on @rumblevideo that he is going through a divorce, basically accuses Candace Owens of extortion & hints he might take legal action if needed for anyone discussing his divorce in a way he deems too far.
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americans are the biggest pussies on the planet
A Michigan high school sophomore won a contest “to brighten up” the middle school health center. But the mural came under fire when parents alleged it was promoting LGBTQ imagery and witchcraft. nbcnews.to/3D9k8tv
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haha yeah man can't wait for employers to have the freedom to be left alone
I've never understood the political fear of Libertarians.
"Sure, they're not in power now, but someday they might take over and... uh, leave you alone, I guess, since that's kind of their whole deal."
It's like being afraid of cats.
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i guess it’s insensitive of me but all of these bitcoin guys losing their shirts is funny because so many of them are classic “everybody is stupid but me” guys
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Gotta admit I thought all the blue checks changing their names and pfps to Elon Musk were being stupid but turns out he really is a thin skinned idiot with absolutely no self control. Hats off to ya.
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"I'm triggering you!" & "I'm a targeted victim!"
THE classic combo, flawlessly executed here.
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No, please, @elonmusk, do NOT create a system that places all your tweets behind a paywall so if I am not subscribed I would never see them again. I would be SO owned.
BREAKING: Elon Musk says Hello to his subscribers. There are rumors that he is going to share exclusive memes in there.
Subscribe @elonmusk now. One thing’s for sure, it won’t be boring. 🤣
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