Big fan of Cecilia Immegreen I like feet. I'd probably commit crimes if paid with enough chicken nuggets. Twitch: twitch.tv/startellerxd

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Hello new followers! I'm Starteller, I'm from Poland, but moved to Germany recently, and I like astrophotography, cosplaying, and cars, and, obviously, Hololive! It's cool to have all you here and I hope I'll be able to start going to more events where I can meet you in person!
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Replying to @snoozychu
I remember and it led to some very interesting interactions
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Replying to @ShitpostGate
If any girl wants to balance that out, my great grandfather also died in WW2 He fell off the guard tower in Auschwitz, but still
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Replying to @p0lishc0re
Klub dziecięcy Agugu, kurwa mać, co wygrałem Kto to projektował dobry Jezu
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Replying to @LookAtMyMeat1
So now Vi and Jinx being sisters is canon? Interesting...
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Replying to @ShitpostRock
Whoever made this image forgot the reply from a guy who either doesn't read or understand the question, or gives a link to a website that no longer exist or a website that talks about a completely different issue
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Replying to @B1iz4rd
I'm gonna be honest, I think the original looks better. Definitely fits the theme of an angel with the extra glow
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Replying to @db_witch
How Hitler could've won: -Don't lose -Win
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Replying to @PH0ENIXOXO
That's a very Asuka thing to say
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Replying to @GwentBro
"I did it mom, I reached the top"
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Replying to @DelusionPosting
Are we really going to pretend that nobody ever said "not all spiders bite" or "they are more scared of you than you are of them"?
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Replying to @teaotomo
Honestly would be interesting to jolt awake a week later thinking "wait a minute I know that voice" xD
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Replying to @_rawrell
Well, the costume looks good?
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Replying to @ChiseHatoriChad
It's a shame that the account posting the 2B zips shut down, but mad lad oomfie really was following it
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What do you think future historians will base their research on?
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Replying to @TopGyaru
Dear god
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Replying to @OrdinaryGamers
You can see that it's a game because the hood looks like a perfect mirror. Even if it was polish like hell the rain would form drops and lines
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Next time mommy and daddy takes you to a restaurant say you want the grown up menu, not the kids menu
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There's no "correct order" to definitions
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It would win "best fantasy animation" award.
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Replying to @greentexts_bot
"projectiles get stuck inside" Yeah, that's kinda literally their job
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Replying to @hayasaka_aryan
>"western animation and American anime" >Cyberpunk Edgerunners

ALT Matrix The GIF

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Replying to @LookAtMyMeat1
"that's racist" Ma'am, you literally built a machine that can show you that it's his ancestor. How can he be racist to his own ancestor.
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God, this bullshit. It hurts my eyes and brain. Predator drones don't have internal bomb bay, their ordinance is carried under their wings.
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Nah it did show you who's who but if you just skipped through the conversation or didn't pay attention you missed it
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People who aren't on Twitter won't even see this picture, you coconut
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If they have legs like that they can haunt me all day long
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Nah, Hague will be when they release official porn.
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Kinda insane to say you feel dumber than the guy who literally invented Jesus-like powers while you're struggling to cure your friend from looking like Dwayne Johnson
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Funny you'd say that when your infrastructure doesn't even acknowledge your existence
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Replying to @bilbosfootcomb
Nothing beats John Paul 2 forgiving the dude who tried to kill him
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Dude achieved Ultra Cum Chalice and became a god.
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Replying to @mfnrossiya
I can confirm, I just saw Putin paragliding over my house and dropping nukes.
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If you're visiting family for Christmas maybe you should focus on the family you're visiting for Christmas
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Replying to @The_sigma_fem
She looks the same in both pictures
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Replying to @khyleri
A hanger? What you gonna do with that, late abortion?
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Replying to @FBScienceSub
Do these people think you need to hook up a giant antenna straight to the microphone when calling a cell phone with a stationary phone? Or do they think you need a single wire going directly between two phones? Literally how do they think phones work?
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Replying to @CrimzonQuazar
The first person to be allowed to post 'i was born in the wrong generation" unironically
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What do you mean? It's right in the name! They wouldn't lie to us, right?
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To know if there's a bias you need a "control group", something to set up as a baseline. It's easy for recent events because you can directly check the event itself, and all of the details, but after 2000 years... Who knows what exactly happened?
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Who cares, fluffy elephant
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It is definitely illegal in Europe. The whole concept of limited sick days is so weird, as if you were planning to get sick and could just change your plans if you run out.
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Took me a full minute to realize that half of the bio isn't in Spanish.
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Replying to @midobunny
That's why Teto > Miku
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It shouldn't, a modern charger will only provide as much as the device requests.
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Replying to @VTuberFeetFan
If I died because a Megumin cosplayer crushed my windpipe because she got too carried away while stepping on me I'd genuinely use my last breath to write her into my will and leave her everything I own
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Replying to @TheSoleWitness
Bro, if someone on the internet tells you they are ten they 100% aren't ten. If they were ten they would say they are 16 or something.
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Replying to @unbasedsavage

ALT Angry Grand Theft Auto GIF by Rockstar Games

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Replying to @FlorkOfCows
Flork. Flork I beg you. Flork please be normal about it. Flork please I will subscribe, I will buy merch, please Mister Flork I will buy you coffee, like literally fly out to you and put physical coffee on your desk. Starbucks? McDonald's? Espresso straight from Italy?
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Replying to @Blueish_Volt
They are upset because we remember what communism has done to us and they can't cry "American propaganda" when it's literally things experienced by our parents and grandparents
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Golfing's important. Very important. When he was young he was the best golfist in the history of golf, maybe ever. He's still good. Very good. The best.
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Replying to @ashenmash
Please tell me that's a joke
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Replying to @RedHotBlaziken
This can't be a real account
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To learn more google Miku Inflation
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Tablespoon is not a new measuring unit
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Only a weakling is afraid to get hurt. A real Chad takes a direct hit from the poisoned sword and uses poison resistance only to make the fight longer
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Replying to @Israel
Sir/Ma'am, are you aware that "war" was also an option?
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But they won't, because nobody's going to go and tell the justice system how much money they are making off of the cash put inside a stripper's panties.
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You forgot to specify that it's literally just a coffee machine that's easily available to any employee. Literally just standing in the break room. Though I think it doesn't work this way but instead you'd have to ask for the blood of the employees?
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Replying to @ShitpostRock
I'm not gonna lie, no matter how you try, you can't successful apply any part of Hazbin Hotel logic to real life. Daughter of Lucifer who want to demolish what her father built, but at the same time hell looks like a better option than heaven?
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Replying to @SuspectFed
I hope they fell for the bait.
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Ok, still though: why is nobody asking why Vanity Fair invited her?
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Replying to @yourbnbg
Czyli facet podszedł, kulturalnie zapytał, a jak się dowiedział że jesteś zajęta to postanowił się nie wtrącać? No i spoko, fajna sytuacja w sumie
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Next time don't use Grindr while playing
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Yeah dude, this game will kill CoD, sure. Battlefield didn't kill CoD, Arma didn't kill CoD, Rainbow 6 didn't kill CoD, Frontlines: Fuel of War didn't kill CoD, Crossfire didn't kill CoD, Medal of Honor didn't kill CoD, Enlisted didn't kill CoD, Counter-Strike didn't kill CoD...
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It was kinda funny when someone thought the cheerleader photo was supposed to be you and tried to roast it. Lots of friendly fire happened
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It's not about modded Minecraft. It's about mods that bloat the game with a trillion unnecessary, complex changes Back in the day mods added like, a block which is just a solar panel or an electric furnace. Nowadays you need a PHD in everything
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Replying to @tentenchan2525
Old Teto is wife material
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Replying to @ceciliaimgreen
You've laughed so hard at our foolishness my notifications echoed
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That sounds like something an addict would think is a good argument.
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Replying to @NoContextArkn
They all think they are PGR
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Replying to @ceciliaimgreen
What the hello and good morning (evening? Night?) I hope you get to play rhythm games a lot Btw who are the two brave souls waiting for your 2026 stream, they seem very dedicated
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Replying to @yoracrab
Should've called him a choomfie instead
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I'm not gonna brush my teeth with a hammer
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Replying to @greentexts_bot
Anon has 35 months of life left.
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Before anyone asks: yes, that means Saburo is a good boy and worships his dommy mommy every night. He created Soulkiller just so he can experience a femdom simulator for all eternity
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Replying to @InternetH0F
That's one sub per minute, I'm surprised they didn't tell her to come back in 3 to 5 business days
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Get ready for seven trillion notifications
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Replying to @B1iz4rd
I hope he takes more risks because damn, looks like someone forgot to tell her underwear exists
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They think 2077 isn't about characters fighting the status quo even though Johnny is hellbent on destroying the status quo by literally nuking the guys in charge, so it's not surprising they don't get something a bit more elaborate.
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We're not "triggered" because a "symbol of hate" is removed. We're "triggered" because you reached a point where you can call anything racist and get it removed, even a rock, and nobody questions it. And then you wonder why people don't trust you when you point out real racism.
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Maybe it's his twin Hony Tawk
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Shinzo Abe's hopes and dreams
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Replying to @HurbSenpai
People who demand any game be focused on PvP only deserve to be hooked up to chair that gets 1 degree hotter for every loss and shocks them for every death and forced to play some purely PvP game for 3 weeks straight, no sleep no food no water
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Replying to @PoliticalIowa
You're about to receive a list of literally everything, from minor car accidents to natural disasters and solar flares.
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Replying to @LookAtMyMeat1
Everyone knew at this point. Second season is about different people Kinda crazy that they got trigger to make a second season of something though
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Replying to @JusagiChan
Damn that's so cool! I've been thinking of quitting smoking too, I doubt I'll get a similar amazing motivation, but his road to being smoke free is already motivating enough
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Replying to @BorosIsSTRONG
Heh, I see Kronii's influence is strong
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You expected him to do a 5 years long research on ants to expain a random ass meme?
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"If i wanted exposure I'd be flashing my dick at bus stops"
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Replying to @mewlett @SYACVG
It's still there, among "hot content" and "don't drink battery acid", and many other things meant to protect the manufacturer from a lawsuit. If that warning doesn't stop you it means you either know what you're doing, or nothing short of welding it shut would stop you.
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