Small girl; Big dreams. Delivering smiles across lagos. @logisticstamak . @caracalcapital
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There are 2 types of people in Nigeria.
1- people who need to go out and touch grass a bit.
2- people who need to go out and soar in the sky a bit.
Both have lost touch with the reality of the other.
Both live in Nigeria forgetting there are other people living differently
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The real price na N11.8m but all Nigeria based buyers are entitled to Sapa discount of about 12%
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The @Costco social media handler when they ask for refund.
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Do usually behave like @Hauwa_L ?? Maybe that's why ge doesn't want you out of sight..
2 seconds 5 boxers don miss.
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If the boy isn't showing up for exams that his father paid for, he won't show up to studio sessions too.
You need focus and discipline to excel, irrespective of what you want to do with your life.
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See ehn.
One thing I learnt is till the day you die.
You and your children will benefit from having a tribe of women.
Support system.
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Same as school fees.
2M/ yr tuition
3.5 M Supplies/ books/ extra curriculum/ clothes / shoes.
Sisters.
Choose wisely
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The wife is to blame.
If you are old to marry, you should be old enough to buy things yourself.
She should done it herself but carry him along ( inform him)
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This also applies to couple setting up homes.
Please don’t buy food only.
If he buys TV ,buy fridge…
If he picks washing machine, go for Gen.
Pays for chairs? Buy the rug
If not 10yrs will come your salary will not show.. you buying food that has ended up in soak away..
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Since how many years ago?
When you are done; use the mouth wash.. you will turn to fire lord ozai...
Your mouth will be on fire.
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Some houses in GRA Benin.
Back then in WOF a classmate kept us in her house and the father didn’t know or see us for 1 week.
She kept 2 of us.
We were eating , watching Tv.
The house was massive.
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The ankara sellers are there because their customers re there...
They sell to your maid
Your Nurse
Your driver
The security man
The guy who comes to do the laundry every Thursday
The Gardner that you don’t bother to offer water when he comes..
The lawma workers sweeping etc
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CAC pastors that will raise certain prayer point and it be like sub to like 2 of your paternal uncles
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To the 266 people that have bookmarked.
No littering.. No loitering.
Stay off the lawn.
The fine is heavy.
I say make I update una.
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Mention her name, business name etc.
We need to know who not to patronise , also chief justice needs to know which of his nieces is moving like a gremlin
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The guy was shocked, he wanted to run mad that a girl could talk to him like that.. at the end of the day he mellowed and said " sister, isè borehole ni mo ko, e mi na fe contract" he ended up doing the borehole for the project.. his boys did not come to make noise again.
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Also,
It might be more of jealousy than irresponsibility on the man’s part.
Some men get pretty jealous when a woman caters to someone/ something other than them…. Or when she has some thing big going on for her that he isn’t the centre of it.
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This same thing happened in my presence..new classes for a pry sch in ibadan..they boys said "work won't start until contractor drops"..
I faced their leader and said "omo contractor wa ni sch l'America ti è ba fè ki awon yin ya omo lasan bi yin, e wa disturb wa ni ola "
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"She was super homely to the point my father said this is a wife"
Lmao.
Seyi, has gone to wash duvet at her in law's house..
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She is a cheat/thief and as corrupt as any govt official we complain about..
If you can try to cheat a person in their presence I wonder what would be done in their absence.
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Lol.
Sister.
Buy and use.
Treat gold as you will treat a house.
Buy, use it neatly and sell when the time comes.
Buy use it all your life and pass it on to your children.
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I am a baker and it almost feel like you said.. "global warming is a lie"
The taste- thanks to the butter milk.
The texture- thanks to tje cake flour
The colour- maroon red.. thanks to the cocoa mixture .
The cream cheese frosting makes it the entire truth.
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To all the people saying she has no choice but to forgive him.
Ladies, to the glory of The Almighty we have a choice.
We would not be forced to bear the consequences of the actions of our enemies.
Any spouse who doesn't consider the well being of you and your child is your foe
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As a mum of a nonverbal, ausome boy.
Amen *1000
Your son would hold a mic and testify on your behalf... amen.
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The base.
Mix different blend of pepper for a nice taste.
Per boil then set aside
Garlic, onion and ginger.
Use the oil in frying your meat or fish or chicken first.
Strain then use for your stew.
Tumeric, cumin, curry and thyme.
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This is so beautiful.
It shows kids are learning by watching.
Imagine if you usually say "heys" or "wosss wobi".
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Thank God I was not there.
I would have asked… “daddy your lordship sir… ki lo fa ekun?”
I act on impulse sometimes
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2 out of them are in the abroad.
2 out of them are business men.
2 out of them are at least 5 years older than her.
Only one of them is the love her life.
The Venn diagram no be here
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People would look at your child… “oh he has strong bones”
Meanwhile you have been turned to future osteoporosis patient.
Dental erosion due to severe hyperemesis.
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Wait, is it the same Nigerians that would go to the hospital and say “doctor, I am strong; my enemy has been down with fever” that you want to admit to having #COVID19 ??
Good luck with that.
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I really love the women that were supporting women back when feminism wasn’t even a buzz word.
3 months after wedding she didn’t ask the “are we expecting soon “ question.
She was focused on improving her niece’s life.
Bless her
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The moment you see it as you giving them value… you’d be comfortable.
The “have u met me?” “You should stick with me.” “You probably need me or knows someone who needs me” attitude makes it feel better.
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4 children.
3 fathers.
All with surname that open doors.
Mecca today, Church tomorrow.
She has a flat in central London.
3 shops at Alade and A plaza at gutter.
No one knows her proper govt name.
It’s Big Mummy or Alhaja or Abeeni Gold depending on who’s asking.
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In all of this.
Nobody mentions how the wife and kids suffers because head of house spreads himself thin, because he wants to be a messiah.
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Flip the coin well.
Ask them if their fathers had left it all to their grandma and they and their mums were at her mercy. What would they feel?
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I was 36weeks and my BP was shooting to 170
I came for clinic.
I was whisked to the theatre asap.
Severe preeclampsia.
June/2022 I will never forget.
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Jira.. jira... jira..
You mean you don't know they can create tax / levy from thin air?
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My dad's phrase.
"PTA meeting is not a tea party"
He always insist on knowing the people that raised our "friends"
Now that I am grown I understand why.
Peer pressure can make or mar a child and you have to be intentional with who your child is around.
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People are saying Jola please.
It is good business and I have thought about it often.
When my mum bought a space at ikoyi vault it was 5million at January, but the time buried her in Dec it was 10m.
When Col bought at vault n garden it was 3.5m 5 years later 35M
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Let me word it better-
If you have fibroids, PCOS... stop using, Relaxer, deodorants, sunscreen, harsh cosmetics products... As they are notorious for worsening your conditions.
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Pls, let the judge's name be mentioned.
That way we can know whose parent is out there doing the devil's work.
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Buy one single colour (preferably black)
Let everybody have an open marriage.
Open marriages reduces divorce rates by 90%
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He should have added that voice over “any money wey I see I go chop, no worry about my future”
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Not just you.
They’d extend the suffering to your children… some times your children will join them in showing you pepper..
the sooner you realise and accept the easier it for you to fight… because it war.
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Pls that navy blue chair in the 3rd pic, where did it go to? That was the most Important item in the room
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They knew all along.
The dirty plans they had made
Anyway na all of us get Lagos.
No one can call me alien.
We go all fight am out
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THEM say make I ask…. Do u have her picture? And do u know her mother’s name? Do u have spare 20k?
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This whole post smells of secondary school runs... how old is this guy? And I hope the gal is not 17yrs old.
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Instead of her to channel that energy on being a surrogate mother, she has wasted it on broda kunle elepon buluu
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How 95% of Nigerians in Nigeria sleep... the other 5% are ensuring that this place remains hot for us.
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Agbo ile - compound.
Ayika - surrounding.
Adugbo - Area.
Ilu - town/ village.
Hooro - lane.
Titi - road.
Ona - way.
Orita- junction.
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3 times a day?
I thought it was every 2-3hours till 4months.
Then every 4 hours till 6months.
Then introduce semi - solids gradually.?
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See ehh.
Every extra curriculum comes with outfit.
World book day.
National day.
Green day, blue day.
Tea party.
Music, swimming, karate, etc
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Poor men.
Oppression is the only hobby and sport they have.
Oppression, sex and religion.
The 3 horsemen of poor men's rule.
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Wanted to patronise a former school mate.
Alas it was 200k.
I quickly remembered that she didn’t tell me number 4 answer in BCH 211.
Mo ya keep it moving
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That's where cousins come in.
Kids of my best gals.
My mum had 3 children, I still lost and buried her alone.
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Caleb pry sch, Vivian fowler.. This girl is from a proper home.
I wonder how she managed to get "lost"
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Thank u for asking the right questions.
So did u show up on the wrong date???
Did u show up before the date to ask how you can be of support?
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If you are a hair dresser and can do this for cheaper..
Now is not the time to stand idle.
Plug in your contact details, insta gram handle and price.
Don’t dull.
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