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In the spirit of Ramadan, who ordered Lekki massacre?
As #Ramadan begins tomorrow for all our Muslim brethen, I will like to wish you all Ramadan Kareem.
May this month bring inner peace, spiritual awakening and joy. May Allah accept our supplications and accept our fasting as an act of ibadah.
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This hyper masculinity lie you people tell. That's the first thing you'll tell somebody that had been hustling for a child for years. Okayyyy.
The way women express joy and celebrate with eachother is very different from men.
When the husband tells his friends his wife is finally pregnant.
I expect one of his friends to pause the FIFA 23 game. Say "weyrey, your sperm f
don finally work. Nice one."
Then press play.
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You can't insult someone and try to police their reply. No dear. An insult is meant to hurt. Anything goes. Kpa kpa du kpa
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Women need to learn to leave the children when they're leaving the marriage. Leave the child with him let him see if it's easy to take care of kids. You take a lot of burden off the man once you leave with the kids.
I always feel reluctant to talk about my failed marriage so that people wonβt assume Iβm still nursing any wound that wasnβt there.
But for the sake of people who would learn from my past and to validate John Doeβs teaching, itβs worth sharing.
When I found out my ex-wife was serious about leaving and had even rented an apartment nearby, I asked if she was sure, and she said yes.
The following morning, a rusty old van showed up, and she moved most of her things in my presence while I was just having some playful moment with the kids.
She tried to leave behind a few of the kidsβ toys. I told her to take them along since the kids would need them.
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See 'custodian of Islam'. Wife dey wear net sleeves. Lmaooooooooooooooooo. But but......
It was a beautiful night yesterday in Zaria, Kaduna State, for Mustapha @angry_ustaaz and his wife Amina Shaβaban. Allah ya ba su zaman lafiya.
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I know the jokes from the housemates will make things weird between them. I'm happy they talked about it.
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Teni needs to stop insulting people in languages she knows they don't understand. It's not funny. It's rude.
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Wizkid is mad. Davido is mad. If you pick sides in their childish beef you're probably mad too.
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Posting screenshots of private messages will always be a stupid move. No matter who you are.
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@BBNaija anything less than double strike for that hippopotamus is not acceptable. Bright did not do half of this.
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You rigged most influential for him because half of the house will not vote for the dwarf. You're not slick @BBNaija
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I don't like her at all but this is unnecessary sha.
Zlatan is a bastardπππ. This bout to be a jam tho. #BBNaija
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Do nothing till their current dad dies. He has been their father for over 30 years. Let it remain like that till both parents are gone.
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There is absolutely no need to insult any player on their personal social media page. That's bad behaviour and must be discouraged.
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Mohbad said to hold Naira Marley responsible and that's what I plan to do. Everything he's saying is for his pocket.
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Your mother is very stupid. And you dey thread her path of stupidity.
Helen did this, Helen did that!
Helen made maaaaany films about saving children from abuse!!! But guess what???? Genz method of gathering information is to not research but read what the white man said about ONE film by a black woman.
@bloody__civ
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Did not see anything. These screenshots just shows you following the footsteps of the foolish drey guy.
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Lagos people visit normal places and think people there are lazy.
Always said this offline but I'm gonna say it here also - after spending close to a year in Ibadan, I can say without any doubt that 80% of people who have lived all their lives in Ibadan have this lazy, nonchalant, laid back, slow approach to life.
Lol, 10am and shops are ...
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Because you can't tell people with different beliefs what to do with their account during your holy month.
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OluwaBurna @burnaboy
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The hate men band #sexoverlove
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@BBNaija you keep emboldening your golden boy faith. It's clear to everyone and it's also disgusting.
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Nobody called you. You are the most useless governor ever in Kwara state's history. Thunder fire you and your call.
In response to calls by my people and in keeping with my strong desire to upscale the excellent work we have done in all three zones of the state, through effective, purposeful representation, I have picked up the PDP nomination form for Kwara South Senatorial District.
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I plugged my phone for like 4 hours, i wanted to unplug it now and discovered the socket was off the whole time
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