Not everything that stirs your emotions is worthy of your energy. Feel it, but don't feed it...
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'One day the person you did everything for will tell you that they didn't ask for it and guess what they will be right'
Jada Pinkett blames Will Smith for $I@pping Chris Rock
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Power must change hands
Youuuu guyyssssss😭😭😭 My phone is charging my power Bank 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I sey if I manage comot this country, wetin I go do go worse pass Kemi Bajinotu
I played in Nigerian women's leagues for 10 years without salary — Rasheedat Ajibade.
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At least nobody will embezzle world cup funds...
No World Cup for us
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i had a dream this season will be chelsea’s invincible season. care to bookmark ? 😏
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Thank you so much for that question
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Chukwueze you play like Antony too much
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Layi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
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Chances of seeing a dinosaur in Somolu are higher
So Nigeria won’t work in my lifetime? Tough .
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Ignoring someone on their birthday just because they ignored you on yours is childish.
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Replying to @AyoOyalowo
Finally someone who understands the situation.
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There's one person responsible for this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm enjoying seeing Saka in so many 1v1s and not 1v2s or 3s.
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4am after coming back from the club
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Me at the naming ceremony
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My mum - 1 My wife's mum - 1 My dad - 1 My wife's dad - 1 Morenikeji - 2 My wife's siblings - 1 Then me and my wife will take two
BREAKING: Nigerian Lady, Obianuju Anthonia Ibeanu, Welcomes Nonuplets (9 Babies) After 25 Years Of Waiting Congratulations 🎊🎊🎊🎊
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LMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oya nah
Egypt losing to Mozambique?? Is Mo Salah on the bench?
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If she wants to, she will...
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If my daughter does this, I will run around the pitch and be shouting 'Na me born am, lion no dey born goat' 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Made my day.
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I like as you attach picture, make we know the Aguero moment we dey wish for
Manifesting an Agueroooooooooo moment in our lives before the end of 2023! ❤️❤️❤️
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Paid with a new phone, not a fan of girl maths at all 😭😭😭😭
Free pedicure from my sister, to be elder brother dey sweet sometimes....
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Mixing Speedy and coconut biscuits while eating it from your pocket >>>
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LEFTOVER ASUN AS HOW????
If you have leftover asun in your freezer, try this asun spaghetti recipe
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O jaa scale
My JAMB score was 406.
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If na now she try am
Things wasn’t this bad when that guy slapped his babe for frying 4 eggs.
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LMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO if anybody sing song for that place today, na the last time wey e go ever sing for ein life be that
Wike’s band, never there when you need them the most.
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The idiots that were so loud during the whole Owambe stuff with the Uzo babe are suddenly mute about the unfortunate events in Kwara....
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Just pack igbó names for one tweet
Success is a precious jewel
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And a big bulk of the population are not even getting paid that much
100k salary in this economy is Modern day slavery.
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You just know his parents attended CAC Oke igbala
Elijah Anuoluwapo Oluwaferanmi Oluwatomi Oluwalana Ayomikulehin Adebayo.
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You dey Ikorodu???
i’m not in a good place
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See as you dey waste start up idea....Pan2Mouth
In the mood to eat Hot Akara from the fire
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You were staying in Ikorodu??
By this time last year, I was really in a bad place.
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Somolu - all back Ikoyi - Cornrows
No be all back be cornrows?
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Hope sey your parents get other children sha ??? 💔💔💔😔😔😔
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He said he likes you, he didn't say he wants to marry you... Two different things madam
“I like you”, “I like you”, now your wedding invitation is out. Men💀
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So because his woman bought him a car, he can't go and celebrate at the club with his female friends or what ???
Your girlfriend bought a car for you as a birthday gift, you used the same car to carry babes to the club.
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You don reach Gbagada, you don dey near Somolu small small, I dey wait you...
You don show anybody love?
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He shouldn't be intentional???
I hope my younger brother is not giving girls my money. 😌
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Prefer this version 🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰
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I no dey argue am with anybody, hold your RW make I hold my Saka abeg
Bukayo Saka for Arsenal vs. Fulham: ◉ Most duels won (14) ◉ Most touches in opp. box (13) ◉ Most possessions won (10) ◉ Most chances created (6) ◉ Most take-ons completed (6) ◉ Most fouls won (5) ◉= Most tackles (2) MOTM. 🏆
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PDP boys are too funny, sitting governors from your party openly worked against your party but no let's blame Obi....Proper clowns
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Light that I am paying for, I should be grateful??? Werey ti ko pata e
Nobody wants to talk about the 20hrs electricity supply in their area!!! Haven’t seen a country engulfed in so much ungrateful people.
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I love my husband so much , the LOML 🥹❤️
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Special assistant to God on New media
Going to church on the 31st while you’ve been absent the whole year is clownery 🤡
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Why am I crying ??? Ugleeone you will be fine ❤️🥹
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It was shithousery when Halaand did the nonsense he did at the Etihad, now it's Arsenal are doing too much...Ori yin ti daaru
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If dem no put your name, no assume sha because this woman na office not person
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People still dey prison because of EndSARS protests of 4 years ago but Nigerian youths this, Nigerian youths that...
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If you have faith in me, you will get your laptop by 9am next week Monday, see you on Saturday by 10:45am
The laptop I want is 2.8 million, I can’t even ..where do I even? Hehehe
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When una collect red card for Etihad, make una attack...
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And with proper discipline, in 6 months you can buy a private jet too
100k salary is enough to start a family if you don't live above your means.
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Na club you be, you no be god
👀💫 All eyes on the Champions League!
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Game wey you for win, you use sentiment ruin am 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nott’m Forest 0 - 3 Chelsea Fulham 2 - 1 Arsenal Brighton 2 - 1 Newcastle Man City 2 - 0 Everton
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7.6K bookmarks... AKANBIIIII
If money isn’t coming your way lately, pour honey in your left palm, pour salt in your right palm, say a good luck prayer and lick it then come back and thank me. Only do this on Friday, Monday or Wednesday.
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Imagine defending Nigerian police, unfortunate set of useless bastards...
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Foolish APC boys will soon come and start telling us how data is expensive in Afghanistan and Bahrain, let's compare development now, they will go mute! Unfortunate souls..
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I was there
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Some people dey abroad dey see things like these and dey hail am but dem dey support mediocrity back home, foolish and wicked bunch
I Took an Underwater Train from Paris to London 🇬🇧
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Genevieve joor bami sofun JP Morgan pe aiye e o ni daa
JP Morgan predicts that Naira to appreciate, settle at N600/$1 in coming months...and I agree. They are even more optimistic than me, cos I forecasted N650 / $
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So Afang go dey, I go order for Ebola soup ????? Let's be fr please
Ignorance and arrogance have more than ANCE in common! Here are ten Yorùbá soups I HAVE EATEN before. Note that they are not the only soups we have. Ìṣápá Ìlasa Gbẹ̀gìrì Yánrin Ebòlò Ilá Ọ̀rúnlá Ewédú Ẹ̀kukù Elégédé You definitely have self identity crisis because no lady who knows and loves herself will go ahead to piss on herself the way you do. Not only are you lazy to research, as someone who is into cooking, you blatantly speak of what you know not. I hope your pandering is worth it in the end. Get your thirty silver coins and spend it well.
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So this kain result now, I no suppose celebrate am because trophy no dey, make I wait till May 2026
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Na this animal wan dey dictate how people go react to things now, if you like allow fools like these gaslight you
FLASHBACK: How APC Supporter, J. J. Omojuwa Protested Killings Under Jonathan With 17 Coffins parallelfactsnews.com/how-om…
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'No president can do anything to fix the problems within one year??
Rent prices drop 40% as President Milei boosts Argentina’s property supplies by 170% in one year gazettengr.com/rent-prices-d…
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Replying to @SamuelAj__
If he specifically gave his Opay instead of Palmpay, it's probably because he knows he's owing so...
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Were you gifting because you expected something in return or you were gifting because you genuinely wanted to??
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Oba Solomon has finished me with this video 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Na Ukraine your man dey stay??
I miss my man’s house. I hate the war.
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First to do no dey pain @O_Richardd 😘😘😘😘😘😘
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Talk to me when Osimhen can lead his teams attack to a trophy of any sorts.... I'll be waiting....
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2027, nobody go beg anybody to vote anybody... Vote the one wey dey your mind, na all of us dey country together
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Onipaun 700naira - 1K from Ikeja
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'Come with me to spend my first Christmas with my partner' Mo ro pe ori iwo ati partner e buru....
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Where are you people entering Maryland for 1,100?? Even from Ojuelegba, it's 500 Naira abeg
Maryland is now ₦1,100. Wow!
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'yes' 'okay' 'i did' 'let's see' 'i might' 'Call first' 'was charging' 'just got in' 'slept off' 'Talk later' 'Text me, can't talk'
Babes will use monosyllabic replies to injure your ego when they’re not feeling you anymore
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After she uses me for sex and buys me Korede spag
Women need to start using men for sex only. Sleep with them and block them afterwards. Give them a taste of their own medicine. Let’s see how they will feel!!
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'Progressive' in bio 'Proudly Nigerian🇳🇬' in bio Don't bother arguing with them, complete waste of time...
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Licha put ball for belle, for ein pikin wey don almost clock two years
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Na the tie make you emotional or the vows ??
I knot and wore a tie yesterday and I realized I have not won a tie since 2018. I find that very crazy because I wore ties consistently for about 20yrs of my life. Felt so emotional wearing one again yesterday 🥹
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Dem go talk 'Vote wisely', na only one set of people go dey vex...
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People want him to fail?? Oya he should disappoint those people by not failing nah, it's not that hard ..
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Enter Secret Palace make you sef strip
The 300k I'm looking for somebody will pour it on strippers bumbum this night.
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Adenike Adeleke, call me.
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Brother, all the corner corner wey dem dey do no work, just come out clean and do the job wey dem pay you for , clowns
This Naira Marley thing una Dey do for my TL, Allah sees all sha. Na wetin me I go talk be that
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Na football I con watch ooooo
Battle of the yellows ⚫️🟡🟢
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It's okay to say you voted him because you hoped to gain something from his administration but saying he said things to convince you,c'mon nah...
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If I send you this picture, just know I have tried my best and I don't care what happens afterwards
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Money wey you for use push your album,smh
Cashing out on Arsenal tears tonight!
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God please 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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If one quality woman can make your life better, now imagine having three
You only need one quality woman.
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LMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO small hunger from wedding yesterday, lessons
If I don't have a close relationship with the bride or groom, I will not be showing up.
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Having less than 100K in your account and defending people that are stealing and balling with public funds is absolute madness, I hope you have sense someday...
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They are telling the normally loud Christian leaders to speak up against the k*lling of christians, you are speaking gibberish...
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If you like because of this mumu apology, go patronise am again, your eyes will peel 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Match no sweet because dem no pump us 5 goals as usual, baby shey o shiere???
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'Time has already tell' - Imisi (2025)
So sorry what I said the beginning of big brother about imisi She is my winner now 🥹😭😭🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
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Bills everywhere
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Just stopped texting, nothing serious
Why did you stop talking to that person?
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Arsenal fans, if you like allow anybody whyne you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Set-piece masterminds ♟️🧠 The Reds have now scored 40 times from set-pieces in the @premierleague since the start of last season - the best tally of any team in the division ✨
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