I need both sexes to have some self respect.
The moment the girl you’re trying to toast is telling you to send cab fare, money for clothes and makeup for the date , and you proceed to send it. Whatever your eyes see there , take it like that.
I genuinely look forward to the day that every Nigerian can get the simple things like a passport , a drivers license , National ID card etc without knowing someone on the inside or greasing any palms . No stress /waiting for months .
I wonder if most people who have “difficult” loved ones are aware. I remember MC’ing a wedding and the bride was apologizing to me ahead for her father’s behavior.
I didn’t get it until I stepped into the hall. He would march to the front , grab the 🎤 and yell at vendors !
From the person bent on fighting Jack, to the ones annoyed that the movement has grown & flourished without them to the ones amplifying the wrong message ...... ignore them all. Don’t engage . Don’t retweet . IGNORE . #EndSars
Congrats to the Paystack guys . Young Nigerians who decided to use their talent & education for innovation . Imagine if one of these SARS guys had harassed , arrested and executed them before they could accomplish this ? The government cannot continue to allow these atrocities !
I remember when a customer bought a pair of shoes on a Monday and came back on Friday to say she didn’t like them and wanted a refund . We took the shoes back & gave her a refund .
Only to see her birthday post later , this babe used our shoes for photoshoot and returned them 😒
Though my last day on radio was December 24, 2021 , it has taken me a while to post this because …..
I don’t think I have the words .
Isn’t that funny ?
After 16 years talking on the radio & 2 degrees in communication - I . don’t . Have . The . Words !!!!
Put your prices on your page nah! Abi you don’t want to sell ni?
Especially if you don’t have a website. Why should I have to dm you to know the price? Can’t believe we are talking about this in big 2025
16 years ago, I gifted a friend a bottle of my favorite wine for her birthday.
Let’s just say , she has a 15 year old as a result. We call her our “muscadel baby”. 🤭
One thing I wasn’t prepared for as an adult is dealing with /working with /interacting with people who were raised on survival & not love. People who were raised in a dog eat dog household.
If a person was fiercely competing with family , how do you think they will handle you ?
Why didn’t you guys make noise like this when he helped the Vulcanizer ?
Paid his rent, bought him clothes , took him to eat , to the barber , to the spa and took him to the arcade , + grocery shopping and money!
Shameless people.
I lived in a mini estate years ago and SUV driving people were dodging 2k! Family men and women with children. I don’t understand it !
Don’t fight me o. When you go visit the bereaved, do you have to eat? Can’t you sit with them for some time & leave? Even if they offer you food, don’t you feel somehow eating ? They are mourning for goodness sake, why are you adding to their bills? No food in your house?
The problem with being labeled as “strong” is that even those closest to you can’t handle /don’t know what to do with you when you’re not “strong”. You often get taken for granted . After all , you’re “strong “.
In 2007-2008, I was contracted by a parent to record his daughters school notes into audio books. He said she found difficult to sit still & study so he thought why not transcribe her notes to audio and can listen on her iPod . Hope they are doing well wherever they are .
Do you think a wicked senior /bully in school is still the same now ? I once saw a wicked senior at Silverbird , I was so annoyed that I started sweating ! She put me through hell . I felt like confronting her there but I didn’t . Didn’t want to look crazy .
Whenever I start to feel a little shy about how much I’m posting my business(es), I remember how Funke Akindele pushes and I keep on pushing.
Dangote still dey find money abeg.
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I ordered a customized cake at 8.10am today and they have delivered it already.
I got notification emails every step of the way. Well done!
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Reading Will Smith’s book - He wrote “My father was violent but he was at every game or recital . He was an alcoholic but he was sober for every movie premiere “
Keep this in mind when you hear stuff about people . A person can be loving & supportive , yet violent .
I smiled. Walked over, took the microphone from him and said “Everybody clap for daddy” 😀
He was 1) Surprised to see a female wedding MC
2) Was annoyed that I didn’t flinch at his behavior. I wasn’t shaking because he was shouting.
Instead I was smiling. 😄
You people will see a girl and a guy hanging out - the next thing you conclude “they are smashing “ 🙄. You don’t have friends of the opposite sex that are just friends ?? No hidden agenda , no benefits , just friends ....
It was career day the other day at Zoe’s school . I put her in a cute jumpsuit + gave her a mic & dark shades . Bam! A Superstar! ⭐️✨🌟
I don’t have energy to be looking for lawyers wig or lab coat for a 1 year old abeg .
Told her teacher she’s dressed as a superstar 🤷🏾♀️
Love is Blind Habibi is a reminder that we are living in different worlds o!
A girl & guy were on a pod date & the girl says she likes going to the gym and out dancing .
Guy freezes and says “I don’t like that “😐
And the date continued.
Girl , get up!! Thank him for his time!
Everyone’s idea of “hard work” is different .
Just because you go from Isolo to lekki everyday for work doesn’t mean the content creator who works from home isn’t working hard or the influencer who takes pretty pics for the gram isn’t working hard too ....
all na hustle
This time last year , I was in the operating room receiving the roughest epidural ever . The anesthesiologist was so rough . I was scared for my life . A few mins later they pulled out the longest newborn I had ever seen . 😂 . Happy Birthday my baby Zoe❤️👸🏾
Social media allows some of you be disrespectful because you’re hiding behind a keyboard. Say that shit to my face and let’s see if you go home whole 🤷🏾♀️
I have learned that even when your product is good quality , being too “affordable” makes a certain class of Nigerians look down their noses at it because
1) They think it is inferior.
2) They want to be associated with luxury.
When you go buy meds from a pharmacy , ask them to show you all the options and tell you the price first . I find that many of them only show you /bring out the most expensive option .
Which I think is unethical . They should show the customer options . Let the customer pick.
This babe more or less executive produced this party . only her talked to Beauty about her relationship talked to Sheggz about his relationship , gave her friend hot tea + kissed another housemate .
Thank you for giving us a show .
Why is it difficult to accept that another persons reality is different from yours?
Why do you people foam at the mouth when another person says “I won’t do xyz in my own home”
Do we all have to agree on the same issues? Hope nothing o
People always assume that the more outspoken person is the villain - Forgetting that many times it the person who seems quiet that is the true villain - quietly causing trouble . The “I don’t like confrontation“ people that use passive aggressiveness to cause wahala many times.