Personally, I think it’s a trust fund but that’s just me.
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I told my toddler that I’m not feeling well. She then told me how Jesus healed a blind man and even laid hands on a crippled man that was instantly healed so I should give her a minute to talk to Jesus to lay hands on me too. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Honestly I’m sorry to everyone but life is happening too fast to me, it’s extremely hard to keep up with everything and everyone else. I’m sorry.
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This year, my cup was so empty that I could barely pour into anyone; God will make next year easier so I can be a better friend.
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Bác’k tu sendé 🙏🏽
Osimhen avec son masque de Ladybug il pense qu’il va s’en sortir
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LMAOOOOOOOO I forgot I had a baby and nearly ran out of the room when I saw something move in the cot. Is this not ment? 😭
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How can I request bolt and it’s sienna that is coming? Am I going to Ekiti? 😳
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Thank God say Bafana Bafana no win oo 🤣 na so them for release lion 😭
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E is 9 months today. Can’t believe this is where we started and where we are now 🥺❤️
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Lmaoooo the emperor the conqueror the lion is here
Such a waste of my money, I do not recommend. Stupid Air freshener.
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God please, this is the year you change my story. I want to have excess, I don’t want to manage again.
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I thought this was a tortoise. 😕
French toast x maple syrup x Chicken thigh
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PLS IF ANYONE AT LEKKI IS CLOSE TO DJ SWITCH, CNN IS CALLING HER IG LIVE! #EndSARS
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Talk thirty to me! 🎉🎂
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Lmao they’re so in love 🤣 no wonder he missed his baby so much; she’s also his gym partner 🥰🥰
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It’s a witch like you that changed my Ameenat to Aminat on my old passport and caused me a lot of trouble changing it on my new passport. Busy body.
I’m a simple Igbo woman. Wherever I see Chidinma or Nmesoma, I ensure I make the correction on the document if I have the privilege to 🙂. My language will not be misspelt under my watch 😚
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Not even trying to be funny but what if that was acid? These celebrities are really trying 😭
Cardi B throws her microphone at an audience member who threw a drink at her 👀
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LMFAOOOO my dentist to me after my extraction. 😭😂
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I advised my cleaner to go and fix her ATM issues so I can stop sending her wages to her husband’s account so she can save and have some control over her hard earned money. He told her not to come again 😭😭
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Miss world was out last night. 👸
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They beat her up, shoved sticks down her throat and privates and left her for dead. Kids. Under 10.
I can’t believe what I just read. Three kids, 8,9,10 year olds raped a 5 year old and almost killed her???? How is that possible? Howwwwwwww???? Where did they learn that? What????
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I didn’t know I was pregnant here. 😂
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Finished men are my favorite genre of men in love. >>>>>
I actually could talk to my girl for 24hrs straight if I could Like, I know I love her with everything in me, but I also just really like her as a human being She’s great people, for real! I really, really thoroughly ENJOY her company.
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Better leave him and find the one that can chalant. May evil not befall us. 🙏🏽
how do i deal with a nonchalant guy😭 pls help
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Bored in the hospital so I’m trying out this new wig that I suddenly don’t know how I feel about the color.
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Woke up and saw this video in instagram and I was moved to tears. I feel so bad for this woman so if you’re in PH or you’re a drinks vendor, event planner etc, pls help!!! Cc: @WomeninPH
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For a broke person, I spend money as if I have a secret stash somewhere.
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God bless that person that said we should choose wisely between goat and roses. They’ve brought my Valentine’s goat 🤣❤️
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🧚🏻🥵
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Extremely emotional today and I don’t have the words to describe what I’m feeling in my heart but if you come across this post, just say a prayer of appreciation to God on my behalf for my miracle in human form. Happy first birthday to my entire world ❤️
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Have you seen a beauty today? 💋🤭
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Replying to @jessealordiah
Yes and I dress fancy as hell too while at it 🤣❤️
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Today is a good day to remind Nigerians that a traditional marriage is not an engagement, it’s actual marriage. If you place white wedding above traditional marriage, you need to sit and think about why you do that. The only thing that is above both is a court marriage.
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Was handing out #EndSARS flier and this woman was so eager to collect them so she could hand them out. She had this to say!
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I’m sure she didn’t even lose it. She just didn’t want our girl to have it and that’s even more annoying. She was away in Canada doing God knows what and our girl was working hard for perfect attendance only to have her pencil stolen.
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Nigerian women are too funny abeg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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0150, what’s the correlation?
Omo I remember when “kukere” was really hot after a few months @burnaboy dropped “Like to party” fear catch me, na so I enter studio record “ Ur Waist” Lol rest is history.
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Together, under this weather, we are gathered in Gbagbada. 🥺
I love girls that are funny
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I used to think A$ap was the most beautiful man but bruh, Divine’s face card is literally divine!!!
Bts💘
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Only Hot girls knew the serious battle of sexiness between Van Vicker and Majid Michael and Jackie Appiah versus Nadia Buhari. An era.
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Except she’s insane, there’s no one that will randomly start hitting someone just because they were asked to turn off their phone. Her wig is off her head in this video also meaning they already had an altercation prior. I hope she gets justice.
The Ibom air passenger was seen hitt!ng an air hostess before the incident
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Whoever made this Yoruba version of Baby Shark is sick 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 God Nigerians won’t kill me. “Mama Agba shark doo doo doo doo”
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My daughter is obsessed with davido 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I’ve seen fraud before but this is a discovery. 😭😭😭 The baby girl said “is it me?” 😭😭 This is me as a mom 🤣🤣🤣
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I just want my sisters to know that men will ALWAYS keep their options open. Furthermore, they will choose themselves before they think about you.
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There will always be a better person than your partner; if you don’t have contentment, you shouldn’t be in a relationship.
If you’re in a relationship and you see a better option in a partner out there what you going to do ?
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If you're struggling to (re)ignite your relationship with God like me, I want to share a few tips with you to make the journey easier.
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I really dislike people who always ask me to ‘dash’ them stuff whenever they see me. Dash me this wig, dash me this slippers, dash me this bag every single time you see me wth? Do you know how I’m managing myself?
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If you see this, I’m congratulating you in advance! Congratulations on your blessings! Say it back.
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This is the kind of rubbish I like so I can be saying “ohhh this boy you like stressing me” 🤣🤣
Another day in the life of a finished man 😍
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Indomie. I can never buy a box of cancer for 9k anymore 😭
What’s that thing you’ve finally decided to stop buying because of food inflation ?
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Then she turned around and said “Jesus, my mama is not feeling fine so come and put your hands on her too”. Before she turned back around, she asked me if Jesus was now with me 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I said yes he is and now I’m better.
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Went to buy agbalumo and they gave me a sweet one to taste but this is me now while eating the remaining 14. 😭

ALT Little Boy Burger GIF

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ENDANGERED MISSING ALERT: RYAN, 8 YEARS OLD, AUTISTIC AND NON-VERBAL, IS MISSING FROM LAKEMONT, RICHMOND TX SINCE 5 AM THIS MORNING (8/24). HE WAS WEARING A LILAC SHIRT, NO PANTS AND MAY BE BAREFOOT. IF YOU SEE HIM, PLEASE CALL RICHMOND POLICE AT (281) 342-2849 IMMEDIATELY
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Don’t let anybody use “when I become rich, I will spoil you” to deceive you oo, don’t go and be suffering for nothing. When they tell you this, tell them to show workings with the little they have atm. Stinginess does not disappear with the acquisition of wealth.
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I’ve never felt this good! 😌 #30
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Look who’s 7 months today! 👀💃🏼💕
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I swear to God, there is nobody on this planet that you should continue to ‘chase’ after they’ve told you no, no matter how ‘out of this world’ you think they are.
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This body, this face!! >>>
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Wo if you lean on me with the way I am now, we will both end up in the gutter. 😭
Lean on me, when you’re not strong
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Hmmm this SnapBack 9 days post partum! I bad! 🔥
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Guys pls we are still seeking help for Annabel!!! If you see this, please retweet, share and donate!!!
My ventilator that I use for my lace wigs is really sick. Sometime last year, she wasn’t very well to do work and she had told me she had fibroids. She did the surgery and it was successful until life dealt her another heavy blow; anterior and interior Liposarcoma cancer*, a rare and aggressive form of cancer inside and outside her uterus. Please guys, we are soliciting for any help that you can render financially. Help Annabel beat and survive this; she’s a young and hardworking person and I can vouch for her. 🥹
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I’m awake. 🤤
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I was so triggered anytime people here would say Covid 19 isn’t real because I was busy fighting it. How can something that is kicking my ass not be real? 😭🤣
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E was graded 2/10 in her numeracy homework and they wrote in her book “she should be encouraged to do her homework independently”. Naturally I was confused and upset so I texted the school only for them to say my child said and I quote “my mommy did my work for me” 😭😭
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Lmao if he comes out with this fit, you’re about to get one down as soon as you get in lmao 💀
“I’m downstairs come get me”
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Another year closer to the sweet release of death! 🎂🎁 🎉
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My Uber driver today told me how he wanted to join the protest because SARS killed his younger brother, 3 days after he turned 18 in 2006. They didn’t just start brutalizing and killing people; they didn’t just start hurting the loved ones of these people! #SARSMUSTEND
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Me and braids are 5 and 6. 😍☀️
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I have exactly 4 poses 😂 PS: if you want tips on weight gain, DM me 🤷🏽‍♀️ I’m actually serious 😂😂😂
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I was genuinely shocked and bothered ?????
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Replying to @Sandraessor
You don’t start with swallow nowwww 🤣 you’ll start with an appetizer like pepper soup then you’ll eat your pasta and rice then you’ll eat fruit salad to digest everything you’ve eaten while reading a book or catching up with people in preparation for swallow
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I knew God was speaking to me. I resume my new job on Monday. Thank you Jesus 🙏🏽
I’m buying work clothes and shoes but I don’t have a job yet. Idk this conviction I have to just buy them but whatever you’re saying to me lord, I’m listening.
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To get this haircut again or keep growing this fro? 🤔
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Renike and Jollz reading this tweet

ALT Sad Shailene Woodley GIF by The Divergent Series

Happy birthday queen.❤️ You,Renee the leader,Renike,Jollz and other hot older women. You people give me so much hope that I’ll only get hotter as I get older 🥹
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UK girls are clear bro! Makeup, hair, skincare, fashion, the entire thing they’ve got on lock!!! 💯
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Weight loss swallow but weight gain portion. Wisdom 👍🏾
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Must be queen mother. 😭
Cubana fish is now Ten Thousand Naira ffs.
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Pls you people should reply with a recording of you saying ‘how do you know her eyes are hazel’. I’m trying to see something.
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The most beautiful 6 month old you’ll see today. 😂❤️
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You people need to start doing the work you’re paid to do not aproko coz you think you’re better than others. What kind of audacity is in you to change someone’s government name on their document because you feel they spelt it wrong?
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Are there any doctors around Alausa? Can first aid kits be provided pls? We have protesters fainting. #EndPoliceBrutalitynow
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Wake up! 💴 💵
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Me and beauty are 5 and 6. 😍🥰
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If you’re a very sexual person who can only enjoy sexual pleasures where emotions are involved, my heart goes out to you. It’s never an easy thing. 💔
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My ventilator that I use for my lace wigs is really sick. Sometime last year, she wasn’t very well to do work and she had told me she had fibroids. She did the surgery and it was successful until life dealt her another heavy blow; anterior and interior Liposarcoma cancer*, a rare and aggressive form of cancer inside and outside her uterus. Please guys, we are soliciting for any help that you can render financially. Help Annabel beat and survive this; she’s a young and hardworking person and I can vouch for her. 🥹
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About to be a great night. 🥂🍾
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How are you winners feeling today? @NGSuperEagles
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Stupendous beauty. 🥵🥵
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2020 is for forcing people to respect women if the market march didn’t teach. Happily stabbed an idiot in his palm with my car key for attempting to touch my breast at Ikeja under bridge this mornings especially after he already pulled my hair and I warned him.
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Any toaster that doesn’t send you Val’s gift today, block them pls no time for time wasters this 2024.
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As in, you’re sending food out to your customers like this? Nigerians mehn 💔
I’m tired of this question really. I won’t be answering it again. Buy and see for yourself
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No filter 📸 🏖
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Before we post actual photos, 👅
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There is no swallow on God’s green earth that can ever touch the hem of Fufu’s garment except it exists in another dimension. None, zilch, nada.
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I've been laughing a little too hard these days! 💖
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Any type of pepper soup or a handsome Yoruba man.
What is your Nigerian comfort food?
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Guys please we still need your help! If you can amplify this for us, it will be greatly appreciated! Please help us save Annabel’s life; she deserves to live a full and whole life without pain!
My ventilator that I use for my lace wigs is really sick. Sometime last year, she wasn’t very well to do work and she had told me she had fibroids. She did the surgery and it was successful until life dealt her another heavy blow; anterior and interior Liposarcoma cancer*, a rare and aggressive form of cancer inside and outside her uterus. Please guys, we are soliciting for any help that you can render financially. Help Annabel beat and survive this; she’s a young and hardworking person and I can vouch for her. 🥹
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Yeah so I want everyone of you that sees this tweet to congratulate me. Don’t worry about the why, if you see this tweet, pls congratulate me! ❤️
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