yep. that's me. you're probably wondering how i got into this situation. |🌹| chronic puzzle game addict | he :)
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Elon really has a bunch of techbros running around the Pentagon typing ctrl+f "Palestine" "Diversity" on any government terminal they can find... are we cooked
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Dead internet theory but it's just every single account being run by Dan Hentschel
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>"Legalize comedy"
>Hasn't made one good joke before or since
what did mr tesla mean by this
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Israel Epstein, the Polish CCP member... aside from the name how do u even end up in that scenario
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It’s ALL hype moments and aura. Our entire economic and political system is run on aura farming 💔💔💔
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hit every congressperson nonstop with AI generated videos of them until they decide to learn how computers work (old fucks) and pass meaningful legislation
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people who think "prompt engineer" is going to be a real job are so fucking funny dude
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Fuck it split every single major city into its own city-state, we’re packing the senate
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Soyjaks are an artform you can't just industry plant one. there's something so natural, so pure about the unbridled emotions used to portray a soyjak. it's like a shitty caricature that emphasizes the worst elements of a character
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the drawing of brian was clearly drawn by him personally (still using the character style evident in the early Family Guy days) meanwhile the simpsons have too much shadowing, Bart has ZERO emotion, almost certainly made by a collection of Singaporean sweatshop workers
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He'd see some shit like this, go "oh damn this is a tough one, anyways that's gonna be Angolan" and get it RIGHT
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everytime he thought about it this flashed in front of his eyes and he tried another couple hundred times
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Notice how the giant fuckin theme park Steve made is never mentioned again after the 7 minute mark. Maybe the most plot holed movie ever written
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"I only commission ADULT furry inflation art" was a generational defense, MrBeast's entire legal team couldn't pull this level of damage mitigation
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back in my day you used to get fake jpg stock footage of a horse running across the screen or better yet footage from a very clearly different event spliced into the middle of it
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another classic
"who was the leader of Russia in world war 2"
"Putin's dad maybe grandpa"
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6 years is an optimistic estimate btw most predictions end up somewhere around 2.5-4 years iirc
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Remove all social media from your phone before entering the United States or they will fucking get you
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Don’t associate me with those “people” please I’m woke 🙏🙏🙏 I just gotta do the character gimmick and pretend to be stupid sometimes for internet points
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I get hating on him because he’s become increasingly morally ambiguous but like ts is genuinely some schizo nonsense brother
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they're doing the thing but president Xi just keeps spawning the resources out of pure aura
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Ong I ain’t replacing my entire phone bro just TikTok for a week max, the trend will die down soon and we’ll all end up on ig reels
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we're crashing the economy so that a bunch of techbros can be in a 2015 memelord roleplay circlejerk
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“Why don’t you people make jokes about topics that aren’t socially acceptable to joke about” mfs when you bully lolicons
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costco guys and pilgrim are walking outta the hood with trumpets playing, the rest are facing the wall
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"without bloodshed" if you really think that's going to happen I'm going to spend the next 4 years reminding you of every American that ends up dead because of this shit
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Man if only there were some widely publicized document that detailed the near-exact plans of this administration for years in advance and was also a major talking point in the election
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Another account in the Hentschelverse or is this mf actually going to get charged with trespassing????
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it was one of my high tier posts it had to bang somewhere. was genuinely flabbergasting to see one of my posts getting called out but such will be my 15 minutes of fame
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not ONE autistic game on there. really seeing a lack of Factorio and HOI4 fan representation in the assassination community these days
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he's gonna declassify allat and it's just gonna say the already widely accepted truth (oswald got kennedy and feds got MLK and idk enough about bobby tbh) and we're just gonna move on
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the thing is like. even if he's not Elon he's very clearly lying about being in his 20s. between saying lol out loud and talking about memes almost exactly like my dad (pushing 50 btw) there's no shot he's gen Z and unlikely even a millennial
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Moscow's final warning, the REAL army is yet to get to Ukraine that's why they had to kill so many conscripts first, they were just waiting
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some more very fun lines from the livestream
"Oh adrenaline, I wish I could have some adrenaline.. I miss adrenaline"
"somebody said 'fly over your ex wife's house' I'm like which one?"
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According to Elon glazers, this the same dude who has a 90 hour work week split between 3 companies and is personally designing everything and should get credit for all of it
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98% of kari lake ads are "donald trump likes me" but the median retiree doesn't care and just hates women in office
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It’s mostly survivorship bias tho, there are plenty of actually funny subreddits but screenshots of unfunny bullshit are the only ones that ever make it to twitter. r/loveforredditors is a lost cause tho (r/dankmemes too)
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Can’t BELIEVE that the photo isn’t even edited that’s just how much plastic surgery she’s gotten
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Tell that to the millions of people who died from smallpox before the WHO eradicated it worldwide
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it's gonna have twice as much black ink as the Epstein files he gave to libs of tiktok, the only visible line is gonna be "his head just did that" on page 420 (a choice by mr musk himself of course)
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there's literally a space button on that calc why r they using periods (calc is short for calculator btw)
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The democrats personally own the weather machine it’s not government property. Therefore it is always the radical left’s fault
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Deng making Taco Bell more expensive to undermine the decadent west (his plans are measured in centuries)
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