poisson process princess | single and tall
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ugh wish there was a way to kill microbes in milk :/
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Got his ear pierced and immediately started acting gay
Trump blew a kiss to Hulk Hogan at the GOP convention lmao nitter.app/airbagged/status/18141…
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trying to act normal while my 26 year old “friend” introduces me to his 22 year old boyfriend
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Do you think in CARS (2006) getting your oil changed is like a sexual thing or is it more like brushing your teeth?
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when someone has a childhood picture as their instagram profile picture it’s like,,,, okay!
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Why are they portraying him as Caesar…. Do they not know what happened to Caesar
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$2,700 on rent
$3,300 on doordash
$1,200 on retirement
$1,200 on car payments.
$100. left, how can anyone live like this?
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People who “voted for the economy” right now
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200% tariff on wine? Yeah we’re winning every single suburban house seat in 2026
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Know he’s running bc you can tell it physically hurts him to pretend not to hate republics
“I don’t care who you voted for. I care about Trump supporters, I care about Robert Kennedy Jr supporters, I care about Tucker Carlson supporters, I care about Charlie Kirk supporters, I care about Ben Shapiro supporters, I care about all people.” - Gavin Newsom
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Looks great but impossible for ADHD-adjacent food services (DoorDash, Uber eats) to function properly for working class folks here :/
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no one believes that relationships should be between a man and woman more than weird online gay men
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interviewer: “here is a soft ball lol please just hit this one super easy question, you just have to say you’re not a white supremacist lol”
Sydney: “Nietzsche first defines the übermensch, as a … “
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yeah i hate sounding woke but why are you dating someone old enough to be your younger brother
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That’s funny because when I got out of the mri machine they said I was a fatty fat fat boy and started jiggling my stomach and giggling
got out of the MRI machine and the first thing the tech says to me is "you have like no body fat" nitter.app/imbaby666/status/19372…
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“6’6 and a bottom who’s topping you, lady liberty?”
When I was 22 someone said that.
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so my girlfriend (demisexual!) finally gave me “the pass” to say the word. So here goes nothing —fаggot!
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Anyone notice the age gap between Lachlan and Saxon? Not sure everything is quite right with that relationship.
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You’re not men. You’re boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines
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Always funny to see another guys pair of shoes when I get home. Being open can be so funny 😉 — looks like I’ll be making dinner quietly tonight 🤫
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God I need people to thirst over me so hard that it causes discourse. The dream
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funny that the perfect climate exists but they don’t let anyone build housing there
San Francisco isn’t expected to hit 70°F again this July.
If that holds, it’ll tie the all-time record: just two days above 70°F in June and July, the fewest since records began in 1874.
This is your grandfather’s SF summer.
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I honestly hate gay dating standards so much. I don’t have a six pack or jawline. I don’t go clubbing all the time. I don’t listen to newer artists much. I don’t have a skin care routine. I don’t travel cos I’m broke. I eat junk food. I’m a nerd.
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Finally introducing my boyfriend to my friends.😄 little nervous because my friends are all much more attractive than him 😅😅. Hoping it goes well.
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I honestly hate medieval dating standards so much. I don’t have a big gut or monk haircut. I don’t go clubbing witches all the time. I don’t listen to newer hymns much. I don’t have a prayer routine. I don’t pilgrimage cos I’m broke. I eat bread. I’m a peasant.
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Can we not? Drinking is a lot of working class people’s coping mechanism. And besides, it can be hard to quit if you have ADHD :/
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Nothing better than breaking up with your girlfriend bc you can’t stop thinking about cock abs balls
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Boyfriend isn’t letting me bring the guy I’ve been seeing to his birthday party 😭. There goes my social crutch :/
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boyfriend had his favorite twink over so i made dinner for 3🧑🍳. hope he likes chilli — always love these dinners and learning what makes his guys so appealing to him.
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went on a date with a 27 year old and he made us split the bill 🙄 so done with these broke men
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Getting elected president because you promise to lower prices and then immediately pressing the “raise prices” button is an incredibly good bit, if nothing else
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Stop retweeting this like it’s wholesome. There’s a 2 year age gap here, it’s not just some cute relationship
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Boyfriend just came home early while I was still with my favorite twink. Open relationships can be so funny sometimes 🤣
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why would you voluntarily announce that you’re a “just come over and stick it in” kinda guy
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