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was in a call with my friends the other night and told them that max's actor was absent for most of the final season of wizards of waverly place so they just had him transform into a little girl. they thought i was gaslighting them
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coldest names ever:
- bane
- johnny knoxville
- billy butcher
- van helsing
- wolfgang amadeus mozart
- victor von doom
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tron sacrificing itself to end jared leto’s career
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fun fact: the reason why the “if” is so small on every cover is because he lost the civil court case from nicole’s family. they had jurisdiction over how the covers looked
Thinking about when OJ Simpson wrote a book titled “If I Did It,” in which he states he didn’t kill Nicole, but tells details about the murder only the killer would know.
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my favorite thing about this debate is that zero build numbers always go up after work/school hours in the US because it’s the mode for people with jobs
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the trio of child prodigy, horny guy, and water girl is truly undefeated
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its fucked up how video games are generally considered the lowest form of art (if some people even classify them as art) when they are literally the amalgamation of almost every known artform with the added addition of direct input from the player
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nickelodeon movies really dropped peak twice in one year and then never came close to that afterwards
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it will never not be funny to me that the creator and voice of flapjack is just this tatted up dude who voluntarily lived on a deserted island and in a mexican jungle
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things have gotten so bad i’m getting tiktok slideshows romanticizing going to subway in 2011
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wow you're telling me they didn't remove or censor anything, they just put a warning beforehand that some of it is outdated and prejudiced?
that's literally the objectively best way to do rereleases, why are you mad
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i pay for premium because i don’t wanna see ads. so naturally the first thing on my youtube page is an ad for an artist i’ve never shown any interest in ever. i don’t even watch stuff about music
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once in a while i remember when they did a rap battle between matthew lillard and shaggy (musician) and how insanely unbalanced it was
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i now firmly believe "original, separate story set in the same universe" is the best approach for video game adaptations
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watching gravity falls and im losing my shit at this guy's body label tattoos
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i genuinely just a need a show where Stephen A Smith talks about fictional characters like they're real. it's one of the most consistently entertaining things i've ever seen
Stephen A Smith answers who wins in a street fight between Ratatouille and Stuart Little.
“Stuart Little lived in the confines of a nice habit, posh, affluent lifestyle, he ain’t ever had to worry about some cheese. Ratatouille? He had it rough!”
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when im in the anti-AI slop war and i gotta unfollow pépito
🚪✨ #PepitoIsOutContest
Where does Pépito go when he’s out? 🐾
Unleash your imagination with Grok to create an image of Pépito’s wildest adventures! 🌍💭
Exploring space? 🌌 Leading pirates? 🏴☠️ You decide!
🎁 The author of the best post will receive a surprise!
Tag your creations with the hashtag and let’s see where Pépito’s paws take him! 🐾🎨
Here is one: "Pépito’s journey to the moon" (prompt in alt)
ALT Prompt was: The cat is a sleek, entirely black feline with a glossy coat that reflects light, giving it a somewhat shiny appearance. Its body is well-proportioned, not fat, with a slender build typical of many domestic cats. The head is very slightly rounded with a noticeable, strong jawline. The ears are pointed and upright, adding to its alert look. The cat's eyes are particularly striking; they are a vivid green that stands out against the black fur, giving it an intense, almost inquisitive expression. The cat posture is attentive and has an impression of seriousness like he is busy and has things to do. The photo is a selfy. It has to looks like the cat is taking a picture of himself but don’t show the camera The cat wear a red tie and looks serious The background is the surface of the moon, very detailed with the earth as a small ball
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i always liked making bruce wayne a disguise by making his personality so out there that you’d never suspect he’d be batman and this is such a fun spin on it.
like yeah nobody would assume one of the kardashians is batman
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dungeonsynth music having a spike in popularity again on tiktok because some guy keeps dressing like a little green wizard and skittering around malls to it is very funny
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saw superman with my friend. they cried during it. afterwards i explained how in the last superman movie his dad said he probably should’ve let a bus full of kids drown and they looked at me like this
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disney adults suck but i have a level of respect for muppet adults. i get it
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once in a while i remember the scrapped monsters inc sequel and how the leaked plot for it sounded better than almost every sequel pixar's ever made
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it took almost 40 years for them to realize that the coolest thing about the predator is you can drop them into any setting you choose and it will be the rawest shit ever
The new ‘Predator’ movie has been titled ‘BADLANDS.’
The movie will be set in the future.
(Via: @THR)
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people shit on it but ngl i respect how insane of a take on pac-man this is
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ironically bob was saving more people by helping them loophole their way through modern private insurance than he was when he was a literal superhero
fighting the true evil of this world
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i've followed this guy on tiktok for a year or two now and i've never seen someone this dedicated to the bit.
there's nothing online of him out of character. i've never seen him break once. he performed at a school talent show in-character and there's multiple angles of it
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"hades is so inaccurate blah blah"
you're telling me there isn't a talking skeleton named skelly with a new york accent anywhere in greek mythology
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Hellena Taylor spreading misinformation because she wanted to get paid 10x the union pay instead of the 4x union pay she was offered (she has now made it drastically harder for VAs to advocate for better pay in general)
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people will tell you that illumination sucks because they make safe, crowd-pleasing movies meanwhile they're rated as one of the best animation studios to work for and they didn't instantly try to replace artists with algorithms
Steve Carell has revealed their slate for the next 100 years of Mega Minions movies.
“The hierarchy of power in the Illumination universe is about to change”
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seeing this video trend on tiktok with a bunch of goofy little parodies or artists drawing charicatures of these two while when it trends on twitter it turns into a debate as to whether or not this kid should hate his dad really sums up how miserable this platform is
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it’s cool that peacemaker’s sexuality isn’t just used to make gay jokes. it’s played refreshingly straightforward, besides homophobic guy gardner
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in case you were curious about the quality of tiktok live there’s a stream of someone making a freddy fazbear plush twerk endlessly and it has 2.3k viewers
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never forget that the only reason this is just now happening is because stephen hillenburg explicitly said he never wanted spongebob spin-offs and the instant he died nickelodeon put this shit into production
Premiering this July, the CG-animated prequel series (13 episodes) follows 10-year-old SpongeBob during his summer at sleepaway camp and stars Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Rodger Bumpass, Clancy Brown, Carolyn Lawrence and Mr. Lawrence, all of whom are reprising their iconic roles
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guys i have horrible news.... as if the game can't get any worse, i just found out minecraft worlds are AI-generated. this can't be true.... say it ain't so reggie..... 😭😭
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isn't it crazy that the only reason the meme that doom runs on anything was able to happen is because john carmack insisted on the game being made open source
is there a love more devout on this earth than what the fans of doom (1993) have for making it run on everything possible?
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coco clears both because it is the better movie and also because it wasn’t responsible for the corn plate
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the other night i dreamt that this guy was trying to kill me i wish i were kidding idk why help
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if you went back to 2018 and said "people will be angry that cowboy bebop collabed with overwatch instead of fortnite" they would have called you a madman
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one of these cities has an entire section of it quarantined and designated as an active warzone at all times
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gooning now approved by god
Pope Francis says sexual pleasure is 'a gift from God' bbc.in/48Yu9Xj
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this is the tv show based off the comic where a major character was shown failing to stop 9/11 while screaming the n-word over and over
Eric Kripke says he was working on a scene for ‘THE BOYS’ Season 4 today “that might be the batshit craziest thing we've ever done?”
“Like I truly can't believe we got away with it.”
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this would've been a completely different movie and probably drastically better
Matt Berry was originally going to play Steve in the ‘MINECRAFT’ movie but couldn’t due to scheduling conflicts after the strikes.
(Source: puck.news/newsletter_content…..)
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Senny
new greatest lethal company clip just dropped how is he alive
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part of why analogue horror is so fascinating to me is that, depending on the person, their sense of humor, and what they fear, it is either horrifying or the absolute funniest shit ever
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fortnite adding the little string dance conan does as an emote only for it to forever become the gooner horny emote is really funny to me
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i vividly remember people saying 2016 was one of the worst years in recent history the entire time it was happening. are we pretending that didn’t happen
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magneto fortnite lore is crazy
>takes 2/3rds of the season to come out of the lab
>“yeah we might be doomed”
>dies instantly
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cars
decent public transportation would make them useless for 90% of people, they’re awful for the environment, require massive amounts of infrastructure purely for them, kill/injure millions of people per year, and almost solely exist to keep corporations insanely rich
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the channel dedicated to airing all the nick shows that got canceled because they weren’t spongebob is now only airing spongebob for 3 months straight
NickToons has rebranded to NickSpongebob today.
The channel will be dedicated to airing ‘SpongeBob SquarePants’ all summer long.
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"the game is fixed" is the hardest line for a game trailer in years
Become stronger, faster, better.
#PhantomLiberty launches on September 26th – pre-order now and get ready to take Night City by the horns. 😈
cyberpunk.net/buy
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the parody here of “smash hit eurodance song is immediately followed up by a worse version” seems to be lost on most people
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