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Landlord? I'm not a landlord. I organize and facilitate housing experiences for brown and black bodies
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To all former gifted children: I was also a gifted child. And everything worked out great for me! Easy six figure job, great benefits, unlimited PTO, very little life stress, big apartment-- everything is easy. Maybe that voice inside is right and you were never gifted after all?
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ive given up on all that stuff when bitcoin and taylor swift use more energy and create more carbon than my whole bloodline ever will
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i would love to use ai to add my voice to a game and then find out that it's the loser character who isnt getting laid and gets no pussy and then the game hacks my banking information
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it's normal to make a 28 tweet thread positing that a guy technically might not be a child rapist
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ATTENTION ALL PARENTS
DO NOT ALLOW YOUR CHILDREN WITHIN 300 FEET OF MIKE PARTYKA
DO NOT ALLOW YOUR CHILDREN TO SPEAK WITH MIKE PARTYKA
IF YOU WITNESS MIKE PARTYKA SPEAKING TO OR TOUCHING A CHILD CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY
DO NOT ALLOW MIKE PARTYKA TO TOUCH YOUR CHILD
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he gestures with his fingers slightly too much when talking about thursday night football and her instagram says she is in a "queer relationship"
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i think i saw someone in the apartment across the street turn off cnn and hang themselves
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they intentionally trimmed the source to make it look like the data runs through covid when it ends before covid
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david attenborough documentaries 35 years ago: the baby elephant uses mud as sunscreen to protect its sensitive ears
david attenborough documentaries now: the elephant corpses littler the landscape. the genocide of earth is our sin and our fate
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macho dads love 3 hours of a jewish guy frowning while he gets a bad performance review
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I'm hearing you say that you find this communication style upsetting and that's okay! Your feelings are totally valid! This is a safe space for you to express yourself!
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when the nazi chokes out the girl while rubbing her feet and she moans as she dies while he touches her feet and shoes, thats when i knew i was experiencing cinema
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*killing a politician and releasing a list of demands for the government* usually doesn't lead to the government following the list of demands to the letter and with precision but we live in a society now
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remember when someone begged him to say the words "nazis are evil" and he edited it to say "communists and nazis are evil"
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screamign and crying and getting scared and sad at a fake story i made up for tumblr reblogs
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i love this. who better to support the weird freak candidate than the boytoucher and living punchline
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the guy who killed the girl in columbia was an andrew tate fan and a passionate amc ape
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OK listen to me for just a second
📍Today I joined .@MeghanMcCain on her new podcast “Meghan McCain Has Entered the Chat.”
🍵We spill all the tea and exchange lots of laughs. Stay tuned!
(So much better than .@TheView)
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I think they genuinely do believe this and this is why they feel like their faith provides them carte blanche to do anything and use any tactic to get whatever they want
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I think Elon is a genius and he will immediately understand that turning off his ADS-B transponder is the best way to protect his family
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imagine being her and the self control it takes not to let the contempt shine through when he looks away
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lawyer's smile turning into a frown when he realizes that his boss was pulped a year too early for his vesting
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so tired of this guy and his fake podcast where he scripts what the hired women say and it's a different group of paid models each time
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does he have a different font color in the notes app? did he do this on a mobile version of microsoft word? what is this
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this is like the equivalent of finding a book called something like "raising a retarded son: loving him and his limitations" in your parents bedroom
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a very funny dynamic in the us is how people think tv shows are real life and their actors are actually the characters
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Wow, chat, this mountain is so beautiful, look at the whole 360 view! *rumbling in the distance like a hundred thousand stampeding men*
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i have to say fellas it really does not get any more american than debating the pronouns of a school shooter
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Once a mod called me gay and changed my avatar to two anime girls kissing and then i didnt have enough money to remove it. its still like that
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I work in a neonatal unit and whenever a Republican mother gives birth I slip the baby a triple dose of the autism trans twitch streamer shot while she is expelling the placenta
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if uber can have a pet mode then doordash can have a pay a tiny amount more to ensure the guy brings the treats to the door mode
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It's amazing that these people have just enough functional brain activity to work and eat and jack off but not enough to do anything that could potentially make them mildly anxious
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roleplaying as a cop in GTA has to be one of the most obvious serial killer tells of the modern day
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Tumblr should have been a triangle shirtwaist type situation instead of letting it all leak over to here
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