Expert consultant for crowdsourced online mental illness diagnoses. Same username on bluesky. Not consistent about checking DMs, don’t take it personal.
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Arterial spurts slowing to a trickle despite clumsy efforts to keep pressure on my wounds- consciousness fading, with my last strength I encode the map to the location of the legendary lost nazi superweapon in what appears to be an unsolicited dick pic I spam to all mutual’s DMs
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One of the worst jeans decisions I’ve ever seen a man make
Jeremiah “The Bull” Evans plead guilty yesterday to charges of money laundering and securities fraud brought by the DoJ. He is alleged to have defrauded over 500 victims to the tune of $20 Million. But I hate him for personal reasons
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HE EVEN DOES LAUNDRY WITHOUT BEING ASKED BUT WE’RE STILL SUPPOSED TO PICK THE MAN?!
FOH
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The same people who’ll tell you that the minimum wage doesn’t need to be a living wage because these are meant to be “starter jobs” for dumb high school kids looking to make a little fun money will complain bitterly when they receive minimum effort dumb high school kid service
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Watching republican workouts has really increased my confidence in my lack of upper body strength
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lol mom with a stroller getting helped up steps in thunderstorm by tiny Asian girl while surrounded by indifferent dudes - sorry but some of you truly earned the loneliness epidemic
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I think the most autistic I’ve ever felt is when I ruined a night out with a friend of my friend bc I wouldn’t cede an argument about whether astrology is a science. YOU CAN BELIEVE IN IT I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT BUT ITS NOT everyone was so mad at me and I still don’t know why
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Apparently the traditional dance of Georgia is ghost floating, goth girl ass country
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Tiny 34 year old infants. Little teensie 36 year old babies!!!
Zohran Mamdani’s brain trust is full of young, privileged lefty radicals with little government experience — who could one day lead NYC trib.al/qCXGtAQ
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Imagine the first guy who accidentally dropped his egg in the clay ash quicklime and rice husk pile and then found it several months later and thought ‘eh still good’ . People in the past were hungry in ways you cannot even conceive of
Bian Dan, also known as century egg or preserved egg, is a traditional Chinese delicacy made by preserving duck, chicken, or quaileggs in a mixture of clay, ash quicklime, and rice husks for several weeks or months.
This process results in a dark-colored egg with a gelatinous white and greenish-grey yolk, offering a savory, slightly pungent flavor, and smooth, creamy texture that is an acquired taste.
Bian Dan is commonly served sliced, often paired with pickled ginger, or added to dishes like congee, salads, and stir-fries. It is a popular food in China and other East Asian countries, enjoyed as an appetizer snack, or as an accompanirent to main meals.
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True story, my mom tried to raise me gender neutral -no pink, no barbie- mostly tons of STEMy toys actually. Problem with that sorta thing is you’re only as strong as the weakest parent at school-1st day she picked me up I was like ‘WE GOTTA LOOK INTO THIS NEW SHIT CALLED DOLLS’
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An acquaintance several times removed died of asphyxiation while gooning in his garage goon cave and his wife found him and I’m not supposed to tell anyone but it’s such a hell of a story so please keep it between us
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you do not really look like this no way man
As a proud Israeli-supporting American Jewish Activist, I will always remember our allies and friends who stood with us over the last 2+ years:
I am forever grateful for our LDS friends who passionately and courageously support us.
The Jewish-LDS relationship is cemented in friendship and love.
#Jewish #JewishAmerican #JewishAndProud #LDS #JewishAllies
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lol - getting pizza slice and the guy in front of me (trying to banter with the cashier) is like “you made mine with extra love right” and the cashier very solemnly and Eastern European accentedly said “it’s made with normal amount pepperoni”
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😢When my sex tourism doesn’t work out because average people on the street irl usually don’t look like actors from my fav Koreaboo CW shows 😢
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Whelp there’s a fully naked person on this subway platform who…I think needs some help. Would be great to be able to call someone about this who’d do something besides taser the shit out of them, or shoot them.
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I can’t believe I’m just finding out about this now - do I have to get a tumblr or something no one tells me anything
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Nice one I bet she’s never ever had a white dude be weird about her being Asian before you’re def in there brother
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It would be incredible if they somehow kept him on and just made him do segments for The Onion
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This woman was told she’d be raped ‘in the middle east’ and responded by calling the person mentioning sexual violence to intimidate her a cunt. They are lying trying to ruin her life for it. On a personal level this shit makes me feel viscerally nearly homicidal with rage haha
Montreal, Canada - horrifying Jew hatred out of Concordia University as enraged woman screams “k*ke” at a Jewish student.
Recognize her? DM us! nitter.app/Anthony__Koch/status/1…
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With the rise of musk’s smut bots this is exactly what trying to goof around in the replies with your online buddies feels like
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Women are attracted to men with hobbies because when we see you patiently fiddling with something time consuming, temperamental, expensive and pointless we think to ourselves “oh, but I’M-
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Offering the full girlfriend experience where I say I’m hungry but don’t know what I want to eat then get mad at you for guessing the wrong place, later I start crying suddenly and then we don’t have sex
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My mom’s friends have this cow thats super dangerous because it was some girl’s FFA project county fair entry and she taught it to jump up on you excitedly and to try to play like a big dog and it crushes people
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Every time I see a ‘oh to live in a small town trust your neighbors and live simply’ post its like - yeah, sounds great, honestly happy for the people that works for - thing is tho if you fall slightly out of alignment with your neighbors/‘the community’ even once? you’re fuucked
I’ve seen posts over the past few days talking about “go to rural america to get a job and find someone to teach you the ropes!” and “there are plenty of young women to choose from if you drive across the country!”
Here's a thread detailing my experience in North Dakota
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Jordan Peterson in shambles
rare lobster that's half blue and half male/female,
A phenomena known as Gynandromorphism
📹Jacob Knowles/iknowles831
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Huge trend in nyc among girls with wavy brown curly hair is wearing it half up in a scrunchie half down, half moon/croissant sort of 90s homage handbag, the little 90s sunglasses, big pants, massive oversized leather blazers - especially from behind , an army of little Elaines
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I follow this guy who works in leather and is on a jihad against designer bags, deconstructing them and explaining why he believes they are a ripoff
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Were you ‘lovebombed’ or did they just like you less when they got to know you more?
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Hey man - you're a bad person and I hope someday you're in a similar predicament and someone acts totally inhumane and histrionic and tattletales on you over it
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Opened our server closet and the new IT guy we’re onboarding started laughing and said ‘this is going on Reddit’
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AAAAAYYYYYOOOOOOOO
The Moche were a mysterious civilization who ruled the northern coast of Peru beginning 2,000 years ago. The Moche lacked written language, but were incredibly skilled in pottery and ceramics which they used to communicate ideas and express their lives by depicting detailed scenes of hunting, fighting, sacrifice, ceremonies, and sexual encounters in startlingly explicit detail. Little was known about the Moche civilization until 1980s when archaeologists began uncovering monuments and tombs containing detailed murals, and incredible ceramics that depicted detailed scenes of hunting, fighting, sacrifice, ceremonies, and
explicit sexual encounters. The erotic pottery left behind by the Moche represent one of the most detailed accounts of sexual customs ever left by ancient people. This last item, the so called “Sex Pots”, have been the subject of much research and study of sexual values in pre-Columbian Peru.
Of the thousands of ceramic vessels that have been recovered from Moche tombs, at least 500 of them display sexually explicit imagery, typically rendered as free-standing three-dimensional figures on top, or as part of, a vessel. Moche Sex Pots are actually functional clay post, with hollow chambers for holding liquid and stirrup-shaped spouts for pouring, often in the form of a phallus. They depict men, women and animals engaging in a variety of sexual acts, the most common of which is anal sex. Many of pottery bottles thus symbolized the emission of sexual fluids and would probably have been used in ceremonies and rituals. When Spanish invaders discovered them, the unabashed depiction of sodomy and masturbation so affronted their Christian belief that they had the posts smashed.
The anal sex in particular is reproduced over and over, in a variety of styles, indicating that it was produced by different artists over a long period of time. To remove any doubt that may arise in minds of the viewer regarding the gender of the penetrated figure, the artist often carved the genitalia carefully, despite their small scale, so as to demonstrate that it is the anus, not the vagina that is being penetrated. Scenes of vaginal penetration are itself extremely rare. Sometimes, accompanying the couples, one can see an infant suckling onto the breast of the female while she is having sex. There are also figures depicting women administering fellatio or masturbating. Some depict male skeletons masturbating, or being masturbated by living women.
“These pots clearly reflect very different notions of sex and reproduction from ones that prevail in the West, and, because of this, a lot of researchers have had trouble making sense of them,” writes UNEARTHING.
The Larco Museum (Museo Larco) in Lima, Peru, displays the largest collection of pre-Columbian erotic pottery. According to Museum, it presents “a conception of sexuality and eroticism inextricably linked to an integrated understanding of the world and its animating vital forces. In the Andean worldview, life is made possible through a generative encounter (tinkuy) between opposite complementary forces (yanantin). Female and male bodies are an expression of this duality.” The images below all come from their collection.
📷 : Stirrup vessel with fellatio scene; Peru, Moche civilization, 300-600 AD. (Larco Museum, Lima 🇵🇪)
#archaeohistories
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Dude roommate is truly an enigma. Would’ve bet my very life he was gay -not an insult or compliment, he just dresses like a satanic business matador- yet its a constant goth bitch revolving door parade. If you’re striking out with ladies: try dressing more sinister and homosexua
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Impressed she typed all this while stuck in a dryer
My brother in law
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2024 first time voter went on a date last night with some crunchy granola hippie. She asked if he had voted and for whom and when he said Trump she called an Uber and left 💀
Natural selection at play.
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Weird how everyone with an opinion column has time to talk about campus gender panic and vaccine struggle sessions ad nauseam but this guy being imprisoned in his NYC apartment for 3 years + counting for having the temerity to win a lawsuit against a massive corporation is ‘meh’
Still strong as I turn 60 tomorrow. My third consecutive birthday on house arrest; the third straight year my son started school with his father wearing an ankle bracelet.
I am on Day 769 of detention for a "crime" where longest sentence is three months. Hard to fathom.
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Girl getting railed by my roommate: *extremely loud ‘attacking chimpanzee’ type noises*
Me: *microwaving enchiladas* OH BOY I SURE DO LOVE MICROWAVING THESE ENCHILADAS
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Unironically every American high school should look like this - we have the money - its shameful there's schools that don't
This tour of Carmel High School is going viral on Tik Tok.
America cannot believe how big it is 💀
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Well I mean - in fairness to them, I do think I’d be pretty owned if that happened.
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Genuinely impossible not to have total contempt for these eternal adolescents
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My mom loves to buy me expensive leather gloves and I don’t have the heart to tell her they’re a bad gift cuz I’m not like a vengeful lipstick lesbian strangler in the 50s or whoever these are meant for
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Its when they stop doing this sort of thing that you ought to start worrying about them
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The worst way this backfired prob came when I got my 1st formal dress. Once wearing one was a possibility, I insisted on dressing formally for dinner every night. Like an aristocrat in exile. If my mom wouldn’t help me get dressed, i would scream til she gave in, or I passed out.
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Giving someone a picture of yourself as a present to them is the most insane hilarious fucking thing to me ‘you’re welcome’ and it’s just a photo of my stupid fucking head lmao
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🥲ma’am thank you for having the courage to have huge honking awoooga boi-oi-oing humina humina chickens done milk truck knockers and make bread. I think that is so brave 🫡
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Swiftie fan union gets their first demands met. This is the power of organized labor
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hot tip for the fellas: if she sends you a flirty DM and you aren't quite sure how to reply, hit her with the pregnant man react
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People give onlyfans girls a hard time but being like - a full on adult man with a mortgage and children and stuff - and having to routinely do the clickbait face to make a living seems like it would wear on your morale and self respect easily as much
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I have many stories like this. My parents told me I WOULD play a team sport, my policy was "death before chase ball". Then the peewee soccer team got hot pink shirts. I joined for the exact time it took to get one, then refused to continue.
I've always been very outfit motivated.
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They had a Dark Romance booktok convention type event and everybody got sexually assaulted 😭I’m watching a video and the lady is like ‘we didn’t think it would happen here because books make you empathetic’ - it’s not funny but …😭oh dear 😭
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It’s nice to know the conservatives also have their own version of insufferable androgynous glasses nerds who shriek about how the world will end if you don’t vote ok champ
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Zionists absolutely love to tell women they should get raped. From what I have seen it’s honestly their single most consistent position.
Genocidal rapists. I’d say I’m disgusted but this sort of rhetoric is on par for Zionists seeing as how Israel is a safe haven state for convicted sexual offenders
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Standard girls pulp novel plot: what if I had a disease that medically required being a big slut with a series of cold noblemen whose icy facades hid troubled pasts and dark secrets
Standard boys pulp novel plot: what if I was TOO good at being a fireman and terrorists noticed?
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lol I don’t mean to take cheap shots at anyone here but yeah fellas it might could be she ranks marrying you and having your kids last cuz you rank emotional stability and helping others last - just consider it maybe!
Our NBC News Decision Desk poll asked Gen Z adults (18-29 years old) what they consider important to a successful life. The combination of gender and politics produced two very different sets of priorities:
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Women are horny in a sort of crushing incomprehensible horrific way that understandably men shy away from even attempting to come to grips with. Cosmically horny, if you will.
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Another funny Catholic dad story I have is when JFK was assassinated the nuns panicked and sent everyone home bc “they’re killing Catholics”- like the FIRST assumption about the death of US president was “oh it’s The War on American Catholics finally kicking off in earnest”
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Korean sexism seems real bad and my heart genuinely goes out to the ladies suffering from the extremely violent evil shit that goes down over there - sadly from a removed distance a lot of it is also extraordinarily funny
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Really sorry about your cat - also sorry that you’re in a position where this shithead thinks she can take out her controlling power trip psycho urges on you. I really hope things get better.
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Knocking loudly on my roommates door when she’s having sex and asking if they want any of the ants on a log I just made for a snack
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Apparently unpopular opinion but the ‘haha I don’t tip counter service, they just spun an iPad around’ takes annoy the shit out of me. I’ve worked those jobs, they are thankless and minimum wage. I always chuck them a dollar. If you don’t, fine, but its nothing to brag about.
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I love when Buisness School Degree guys try to shit on ‘the soft sciences’ - there is no fucking B in STEM you stupid sport coat bitch, you have the Feminist Underwater Basket Weaving degree of guys whose dads would’ve loved them more if they were better at sports, shut da fuckup
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Muting this before someone else informs me that dolls are gender neutral - please register your comments with my mother circa 1992. But some very cute stories in the replies here good work in general team
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