Stealing from a yard sale is spiritual suicide
The first time I got my heart severely broken, I was walking around in a depressed trance and came across a yard sale where I stole this tiny dollhouse painting of a Ship at choppy seas. For 9 years I have hung it up as a reminder that every woe is small and temporary
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This is the job I’m supposed to have. Killing a fake snake in front of monkeys and then becoming their hero.
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Currently obsessed with this guy who lives like an old timey person and claims that’s his real voice
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Remembering when my cousin told me that a guy she dated had an instagram for his Great Dane and would dm her pretending to be the dog saying “when are you going to fuck my daddy” lmfao
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Right and this girl weird af she will make it sound poetic as to why she stole it 💀
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The extra hours of sleep would have done her body so much better than all of that crap
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Right like that’s your neighbors. My neighbors are really nice I would never just bc the item is small. In fact I’d be happy for pay for that
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It’s the way she’s taking a selfie and sitting in her Uber black that comes off as arrogant and very privileged.
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Love how this influencer shared this Erewhon smoothie recipe and it specifically says not to at the top
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Someone mentioned it would be good for people with disabilities and that could be very true but other than that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Corporate shit. Salesforce ass artwork for employees to try to make them seem like they work in a quirky environment
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I’m just so shocked that this person can mix a 5 hour energy and a redbull and be okay
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Shoutout to this teacher that took care of Edmond while he was in school struggling. She said he was the hardest kid to teach 🤣 #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS9
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She can’t wait for a new year because she is so excited to add another year of baking cookies to it 😭❤️
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