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Matt Farley's (@MoternMedia) unvarnished thoughts on the absurdity of using generative AI to make "art."
We're back with another big one: a conversation with the legendary singer-songwriter, filmmaker, and author Matt Farley (@MoternMedia) about Cameron Crowe's rediscovered debut film, Tom Petty: Heartbreakers Beach Party. 👇🔗
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eating disorder? yeah man i'm eating dis order of french fries hahahahaha but yeah no my relationship with food is lowkey not great
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Neil deGrasse Tyson critiques thumpers and sandworms in 'DUNE: PART TWO'.
"You can't thump sand, if you do this to sand [slams fist] nobody else is gonna hear it... they have the worm going straight fast, no that's not how physics work they gotta curl"
Source: @colbertlateshow
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22 y/o woman: *posts thirst trap captioned "hey:)"*
43 y/o married man with kids in the replies: "haha oh my 🙈"
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[guy who doesn't believe women should be allowed to vote] it's a tragedy what's happening in women's sports right now
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elon: anyone else notice how illogical sexual intercourse is? 🤔
sunglasses pfp: sir can you invent a gun that wont set off the courthouse metal detector
elon: working on it
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just walked into my hotel and american dad is already playing on the tv. now that's what i call customer service!
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I'm also open-minded about getting paid a hundred million dollars to play myself in a movie.
Robert Downey Jr reveals he is “surprisingly open-minded” to the idea of returning as Iron Man.
“It’s just crazily in my DNA. Probably the most like-me character I’ve ever played, even though he’s way cooler than I am”
(Source: variety.com/2024/tv/news/rob…)
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oh my god
the other day i was watching family feud and the question was "something men love doing together" and they got 4/5 that were like playing poker or drinking or whatever and they couldn't get the last one and so they reveal it and the sign flips over and it says "GAY LOVEMAKING"
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The Boss is officially a billionaire.
Bruce Springsteen, who became rock ‘n’ roll’s voice of the working class, is now worth $1.1 billion, according to a “conservative” Forbes estimate. bit.ly/4d8DgqI
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Has anybody gotten a better return on their hair transplant investment than Joel McHale? Saved his whole career!
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Marvel boss Kevin Feige doesn't think audiences will ever tire of superhero movies, saying there are 80 years of "groundbreaking" stories told in the comics that they can adapt into different genres. variety.com/2023/film/news/m…
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I forgot that Walt sexually assaults Skyler within like the first ten episodes. If you hate Skyler you're probably evil.
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the film "alien" poses a chilling question: what if you were at your job and something happened?
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I'm gonna be honest, I don't think Vietnam was entirely your fault, Michael.
‘I’ll Admit I Blew It’: Michael Richards Talks Kramer, Vietnam, and That Racist Outburst
Interview: rollingstone.com/culture/cul…
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death note is so funny. no prolonged self-reflection and internal conflict, light becomes hitler instantly. lol
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feyd-rautha: your bene gesserit tricks won't work on me
margot: *shows a little shoulder*
feyd-rautha: that said,
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need more busted looking actors. movies were better when the actors were a little more busted.
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kinda fucked to say this about a decorated veteran of *two* world wars??
I think part of the reason i dont respect Snoopy is it feels like he’s coasting. He’s smug for no god damn reason. Hasn’t worked a day in a decade. Say what you will about Pikachu but 25 years he’s been famous and he’s still putting in WORK. Fuck does snoopy have to smirk about?
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george, entering the apartment: well! i lost it!
jerry: lost what?
george: the mandate of heaven!
jerry: you lost the mandate of heaven?!
george: i lost the mandate of heaven!!
kramer, bursting through the door in full imperial regalia: hēi, jié ruì.
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Weathers is on screen for *three seconds* and it's a shot of adrenaline straight to the heart.
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glad he got that off his chest
Andrew Garfield is breaking his silence on what it’s really like to work with Martin Scorsese: “He’s just fun. He’s like a funny dude who knows a lot about movie and history and culture and people and just loves being a person." bit.ly/3AEEmtP
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Sydney Sweeney is reportedly set to join me tonight for a highly anticipated dinner at Olive Garden.
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WHOSE MOVIE
Elizabeth Hurley gets hot and heavy with another woman in trailer for son Damian’s movie ‘Strictly Confidential’ trib.al/3Jj1eXI
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tv demo at best buy -ass movie
Say what you will about The Amazing Spider-Man 2, but it's a visually beautiful film. #SpiderMan
(via @4KSpideyShots) nitter.app/CBMshots/status/150541…
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unless he puts on the best show this town has ever seen
.@bobdylan makes a TikTok account days before it could get banned in the US nme.com/news/music/bob-dylan…
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cold emails really are a cheat code tho. you'd be shocked how many people reply.
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[20th century 007 movie]
woman: i'm ms. perky tits
bond: but of course you are
*they shag in the next scene*
[21st century 007 movie]
bond: the name's-
woman: i know who you are, mr. bond: an artifact of a forgotten war, now just dead weight
*they shag in the next scene*
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you have to be an antebellum plantation owner level of racist to be pissed about seeing denzel washington in a movie
Sorry what part of Gladiator 2 is “woke”? Protagonist is a straight white dude who embodies the “traditional masculinity” these guys supposedly go for. There’s like only one woman with a speaking part in the movie.
Do they literally just mean because it has Denzel?
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taylor's pilot attempting to get her to the superbowl on time.
Can Taylor Swift Make It to the Super Bowl After Her Tokyo Concert? variety.com/2024/music/news/…
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spiderman 2 is great because it's ostensibly a superhero film but it's mainly about a broke college kid with erectile dysfunction who gets zero bitches
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Man who was almost sucked off plane among group suing Alaska and Boeing theguardian.com/world/2024/m…
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[beatles doc]
paul, pristine 4k interview footage: being a beatle was the opportunity of a lifetime
john, grainy archival film: it was all rubbish
george, washed out archival video tape: a bit of a drag, really
ringo, front facing phone camera video: i played the drooms ✌️😎
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accidentally watched 30 minutes of the fellowship of the ring theatrical edition didn’t even realize it was like damn these dudes are hauling ass today
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"we must stop the emperor. i call upon all houses to do everything they can to stop these sardaukar killers. thank you.
now watch this ride."
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just learned that mark cuban became a billionaire by selling broadcast dot com to yahoo at the height of the bubble. yahoo scuttled it only a couple years later and it is now considered one of the worst acquisitions of all time.
every billionaire says the way to build wealth is to cut back on your daily starbucks intake and you look into how they made their fortune and it was by selling something called money dot com in 1999
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what the fuck
Ayo Edebiri asks Nikki Haley on #SNL: "I was just curious, what would you say was the main cause of the civil war, and do you think it starts with an 'S' and ends with a 'LAVERY?'"
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bro thinks he's muad'dib 😭
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some dope: the matrix isn't a trans metaphor
characters from the matrix: hello, neo, my name is switch. these are my friends andrygene, hermaphroditus, and chaser
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oppenheimer: i am become death
destroyer of
beastie boys, in unison: WORLDS
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a girl on a dating app refused to meet with me because i had "bad vibes." here is her name, photograph, and location.
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better call saul is all about how cool it is to watch old movies with your hot lawyer girlfriend
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he's so cool
Patrick Stewart had no idea who Sting was on the set of #Dune: "You play in a police band?” thr.cm/egh6Qk
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Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Family Guy, American Dad, The Cleveland Show, The Simpsons, South Park, King of the Hill, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Beavis and Butt-Head, The Boondocks, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Venture Bros., Smiling Friends, Rick and Morty, and Futurama.
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Dante, Goethe, Homer, Tolstoy, Aristotle, Pushkin, Blake, Lermontov, Schopenhauer, Nietzsche, Cellini, Thucydides, Tacitus, Montaigne, Virgil, Shakespeare, Stendhal, Cellini, Machiavelli, Melville, Milton, Conrad, Rimbaud and Hölderlin.
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The Cinesthetic is gonna O.D.
Ron Howard’s ‘EDEN’ will likely premiere at Venice Film Festival in September.
Starring Sydney Sweeney, Ana de Armas and Vanessa Kirby.
(Source: screendaily.com/news/ron-how…)
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"c-can i get one t-ticket to the american society of magical n-ne-
forget it. dune 2 please."
“The American Society of Magical Negroes” is expected to earn a little over $1 million in its opening weekend. bit.ly/492z1u6
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This is disgusting, man.
“When I went to see ‘Killers of the Flower Moon’, I had to have my mail delivered to the theater. In the time to watch that film, you could drive to Oklahoma and solve the murders”
- Jimmy Kimmel in the opening of the #Oscars
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