Greatest songwriter! 26,000 songs! Backyard movies with @shockmarathons Live shows and screenings: moternmedia.com/live-shows Call: 603-644-0048.
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When strangers invite Matt Farley to a birthday cookout because they love his Name Poop Songs, he attends that party!
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Ten years ago, I wrote a song about Kris Jenner.
Yesterday, she and her daughter danced to it on Tiktok.
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This is the podcast that calls my life’s work “fundamentally toxic.”
A man named Matt Farley is profiting off the music streaming economy by writing songs based on SEO terms.
He's made almost half a million dollars just by writing about poop. 😭💩
Full episode with @TheWilderThings, Wyatt Cenac and @PabloTorre: piped.video/AUd-TYb9l_U
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Yes! It happened!
I just recorded my 21,000th song!!!
It’s the greatest achievement in the history of art!!!
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Matt Farley is so grateful to people who attend his movie screenings that he will sometimes provide them with rides home after it’s over!
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It happened!
I just recorded my 20,000th song!
This is The Greatest Achievement in the History of Art.
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Top Woody Allen movies since 2000.
1. Match Point
2. Irrational Man
3. Cafe Society
4. Coup de Chance
5. Vicky Cristina Barcelona
6. Wonder Wheel
7. Cassandra's Dream
8. Midnight in Paris
9. Blue Jasmine
10. A Rainy Day in New York
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BREAKING:
Since October, Matt Farley has been quietly working on his first directorial effort since 2013.
LOCAL LEGENDS: BLOODBATH! is expected to be released in late 2024.
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Challenge accepted.
“I’m gonna make and release many albums as humanly possible.”
— Taylor Swift during her #ErasTour in LA
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There’s a HUGE article about Matt Farley in today’s New York Times!!!!
Brilliantly written by @brettmartin.
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When a local college student asks, “Will you meet me at a library study room for a podcast interview?” the answer is always, “YES!”
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YES!
I just recorded my 22,000th song!!!
This is THE GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT IN THE HISTORY OF ART!!!
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Matt Farley is one of the few superstar celebrities who shares his actual phone number with fans.
Call him: 603-644-0048.
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It is virtually impossible for a homemade movie to reach a 4.1 rating under the current Letterboxd system.
But LOCAL LEGENDS (2013) did it.
Because it’s that good!!
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EVIL PUDDLE
Premiering in Danvers on 5/24.
Several more screenings are being planned throughout the summer!
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LOCAL LEGENDS (2013) is available to watch for FREE on Youtube for the rest of the month of July!
piped.video/watch?v=w5msl69t…
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When strangers text me an invitation to meet them for ice cream, I accept that invitation.
603-644-0048
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Great news:
You can shoot a movie in your garage, in your living room, in your friend's kitchen, in the nearby woods, in your aunt's driveway...and it could become someone's favorite movie!!!!
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It's official!
EVIL PUDDLE is available for purchase on Vimeo.
Support truly independent cinema!!
vimeo.com/ondemand/evilpuddl…
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Two indie movie stars at Old Orchard Beach, where the locals are too polite to ask for autographs.
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LOCAL LEGENDS (2013) is available FREE on YouTube from now until the world premiere of LOCAL LEGENDS: BLOODBATH! on September 4th.
piped.video/watch?v=w5msl69t…
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Around the world, children are getting their first Spotify accounts for Christmas, which means they are just moments away from this inevitable discovery.
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BREAKING NEWS:
Matt Farley just recorded his 26,000th song.
This is being described as "The greatest achievement."
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When a couple strangers text Matt Farley asking him to meet them for ice cream, the answer is always, “YES!”
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Pippi has been walking around the house with a MAJOR attitude since appearing in the New York Times yesterday.
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Despite his elite superstar status, Matt Farley of Motern Media sometimes rides the subway, just like everyone else!
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Life is passing you by!!
You must start your movie script THIS WEEK!
You must finish writing by April!
Start shooting in May!!
Finished product due August of 2025.
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EVIL PUDDLE comes to Vimeo on 10/31!
Between now and then, there's still time to convince your local cinema to hold a screening. Get out there and see what you can do!
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For tax purposes, Motern Media is considering NEVER RELEASING the movie they’re currently producing.
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BREAKING NEWS:
He did it!
Matt Farley just released his 49th and 50th albums about US states.
open.spotify.com/artist/4xXI…
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The goal was to make 10 movies in 5 years.
We set the goal very high so even if we didn't reach it, we'd still be very productive.
We will end up with 7 movies in 5 years, which is way more than we would have put out if we hadn't set that crazy goal!
#TheMoternMethod
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Despite his superstar status, Matt Farley still does his own grocery shopping, just like anybody else.
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Announcement:
The sequel to DON'T LET THE RIVERBEAST GET YOU! will be titled MELANCHOLY OF A MERMAN.
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Artists that Matt Farley has been listening to a lot lately:
-Thelonious Monk
-Vigilantes of Love
-Paul Westerberg
-Joni Mitchell
-Jesse Harris
-Johnny Hartman
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This grassroots campaign is so crazy that it just might work!
The @Criterion Channel needs to host a @moternmedia Retrospective: They've made 12 feature films, played no festivals, and slowly amassed an army of thousands of fans. AND IT WOULD BE THE ONLY FILMS THAT FEATURE THE STAR/CO-WRITERS REAL PHONE NUMBER. You can call him.
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FINISH YOUR CREATIVE PROJECT!
No matter how bad you think it is.
Just finish it—and put it out into the world. Even if it’s embarrassing.
Then you’ll be in the habit of completing projects, which will be helpful when you find yourself working on a good one!
-Motern Method
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I saw CITIZEN KANE last night at Cinema Salem, and THE STRAIGHT STORY tonight at Somerville Theater.
Life is good!
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I have no connection to the kid! I just found the article during one of my regular Google Vanity Searches.
It's pretty well written! The kid has promise!
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Several major celebrities are Motern Media fans.
But Matt Farley of Motern Media treats them just like he treats the common fans.
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No mention of how Matt Farley completed 50 albums about 50 states.
Sufjan Stevens is releasing his first solo singer-songwriter album since Carrie & Lowell p4k.in/bwCvVzW
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LIFE IS PASSING YOU BY, AND YOU HAVEN’T YET MADE A MOVIE!!
Get to work:
Write a script between now and February.
Shoot it on weekends from March through June, editing as you go.
Finish up over the summer.
Rent a hall and premiere it in September.
REPEAT
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For this weekend only:
Heard She Got Married (2021) is FREE on YouTube!
Experience the original as you await the sequel on BluRay, which will be shipping out this month from @GoldNinjaVideo.
piped.video/imh86LD_8Q4?si=1ho_…
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Big budget movies are LAME!
Make a no-budget movie in your backyard, garage, and screened-in deck.
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Matt Farley is a hugely controversial artist who repeatedly finds himself in the center of controversy.
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I destroyed my dressing room after this performance and have since been banned from appearing on NBC ever again.
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Google “albums about states” and somehow this comes up, even though I have 45 and he has 2.
Sufjan Stevens is my mortal enemy.
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Year-end stats:
Total 2018 earnings from streaming and MP3 downloads:
$43,719.45
That’s an average of $2.26 per song!
Best year yet! Thanks for listening!!
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Some people say that Matt Farley of Motern Media is a kind, generous man.
But others have described him as dark, brooding, and spiteful.
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HUGE NEWS:
LOCAL LEGENDS: BLOODBATH! is available on Vimeo for a limited time. Experience the best sequel of 2024.
vimeo.com/ondemand/locallege…
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