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two years ago I finished a short documentary that got me my internship at NPR. It's about a stuffed polar bear and cowboy poets. I'm going to make another one soon.
vimeo.com/334676131
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insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don't.
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"why don't you drink?" is a lovely question to ask someone who you just met! I'm sure it will lead down a path of relatable and silly stories
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imagine how many people are in a mr. beast torture sphere right now and missing all this
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Please every one know who you're going to kiss when the clock strikes midnight on September 30th
when we enter the new Fiscal Year
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Rather than invest in high speed rail, we should just paint amtrak cars with motion blur so they look fast
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the next white lotus should take place at a Great Wolf Lodge in northern Central Ohio
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leonardo davinci when he turn 25. Leonardo when Im 26 when im Leonarbo when my when he When my birthday
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if i were a duck i would be saying "put it on my bill" so much that friends and family become strangers
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my stupid girlfriend acts like her doodles don't fully capture the human soul
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at movie theater, watching trailers, whispering to my friend: "that looks really good" after the coke ad
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it's insane that you can't drink or buy cigarettes until you're 21 but you can listen to elliot smith at age 15. that stuff ruins lives
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every one in NYC: "i make 6 figures" as if it's a brag. that's not even enough for one short campaign. I have painted Hundreds of mini figures in my Dungeons and Dragons career
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[Guy who is about to see a wardrobe]: A lion AND a witch???? this day can't get any crazier
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bunch of young kids ran up to me and asked if i'm a mail man (bc tote bag?). i said "no" then they started yelling "stranger danger!". im catching zero W's today
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we Traveled across the country to Kingston, NY for her birthday to go to the only intersection in America where all four houses were built before the American Revolution. She said She didn't want to do this for her Birthday but once we got there she agreed it is "kind of Cool"
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if paul rudd and rand paul got married one of them would either be Rand Rudd or Paul Paul
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going to stay alone at my mom's house in the middle of the woods for 3 weeks this winter and got this awesome message
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President Biden keeps saying "guess what" but does not give the journalists a chance to guess. This is concerning
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hey @hasanthehun why are your videos on my girlfriends for you page
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our most watched tiktok of the year. and still my mom doesn't understand how tax brackets work
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now that im not verified i will be ending each tweet with a photo of my credentials so you like/believe/trust me -- Jack Corbett
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my favorite npr trope is
host: "woah, [data point] sounds good, right?"
correspondent: "It's not"
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fight for fifteen started 10 years ago. for it to keep up w/ inflation it would now need to be fight for nineteen dollars and 36 cents which is not alliterative
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they should make those backup cameras for the front of cars so I know where im going
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sorry to Own you guys waiting for the walk sign, but i will cross because i saw no cars are coming
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ya gotta spend money to make money [whispering to myself while buying the second cheapest carton of eggs]
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reading Lolita on the train and shaking my head so every one knows it's not my favorite Nabokov
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James Bond fans can expect a relatively unknown male in his 30s to take over the 007 role. bit.ly/413hkrc
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at npr headquarters everyone says "good morning edition" to eachother instead of hi. these people are so weird
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a New York 10 is a 7 in L.A.
and a Paris 5 is a London 4.
it's called Time Zones and they're really neat, check them out!
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