Machines should Work. People should Think Discord: PixelCanuck

Alberta, Canada
Taking off a woman's bra at the end of the day
for women, taking off a bra at the end of the day is pure bliss. what’s the male equivalent?
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Replying to @JackaryDraws
And it isn't just a "change", they will straight up make you want to be a better person
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The aggregate consciousness of all humanity fucking sucks bro
what you call "slop" is the aggregate consciousness of all humanity realizing its final unified purpose
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I'm nearing 40 years old, and I'm close to 300 lbs. I need to fix this. I know that diet is more important than exercise but I need to exercise more as well Not sure how to do this without hurting myself at this point. And injuries are big setbacks
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Replying to @AlysssaHazel
The worst part is that the love triangle thing doesn't pay off even remotely At the very last second, they imply she winds up lesbians with Asumi So... The most ridiculous possible outcome, really
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Replying to @Laz4rz
No one thought to tell HR to specifically look for your resume So it got ignored, or auto filtered, or whatever The people you impressed are not the same people who handle applications and this happens *a lot*
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Replying to @malphier
"How good is Dragon's Dogma 2" I threw a goblin into another goblin and they both went off a cliff into the brine, and my pawns applauded saying they would have never thought to try something like that I threw a barrel of gunpowder at a minotaur and blew his horns off
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It genuinely is starting to bother me how many TTRPG players I'm encountering online who think the GMs job is to make the game fun for everyone at the table, as if they dealing with a group of children they are responsible for.
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Replying to @konjak
You may be tempted to think "I'll put a sound effect on it that players will surely get tired of hearing over and over" They will be tired of it. It won't stop them.
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"Ideally you have a team" Very few of the best writings in all of history were made by a team Most of the best writing ever made is made by one author Teams have a strong tendency to dilute good writing and good ideas, they don't reinforce them
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Replying to @dyingscribe
It's probably more likely because that's something men do they are proud of ..
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Replying to @WorldinGreyArt
Anthropologists can literally identify the sex of a skeleton based on the pelvis, but these clowns think otherwise... Just bizarre.
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Replying to @ZullieTheWitch
It's the Jeb Meme
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I think it's very fun honestly. I loved when Mr Hands is like "do you want a medal? Get back to work" For dealing with the Lina Belina situation.
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Replying to @olivercampbell
Yup. The most shocking part is mostly just how much dead weight there seems to be at twitter HQ.
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Replying to @Toshi_TNE
Dang, you got famous with this one: nitter.app/NoMansSky/status/17730… But it's a screenshot, that's lame!
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Replying to @FlorkOfCows
Where's the joke though? This is just exactly how these people are.
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This is the truest thing ever. Things men do: A) Throw big things into bodies of water B) Dig hole
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It does feel like this, yes.
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Replying to @HSVSphere
In my experience this is where a lot of real innovations come from Not from people who trained in tech and worked in tech and such From people who do something real in the world and think "How can I use tech to solve this problem"
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"I don't even engage with this but I want it to change to suit me" has gotta be one of the absolute worst of human behaviors
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Replying to @IronPineapple_
This is part of how suits keep people from ever climbing up to their level Pull the rug out from under people now and then just to keep them from getting established
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Yeah I don't ever want to hear Take On Me in a Zelda movie. It works fine for Mario but Zelda is a different thing...
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Replying to @notch
I mean that cold was absolutely killing tons of people so...
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This is what it looks like when over-educated people who have lived in a mid-upper class bubble their whole lives try to write graffiti. They've never seen graffiti before so they do weird things like use full words like "organization" and write full thoughts.
dead space remake not pulling *any* punches
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Replying to @Marky_X_
As usual, it's a real opportunity for the western game industry to have a long look in the mirror and maybe figure some things out And they won't So they will learn nothing
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Replying to @FlorkOfCows
Not gonna lie, I was expecting the last panel to be more like this
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Replying to @ManletThorin
It's a shame that the whole sequence is just hardwired into the game. Would have been interesting if you could be a smart merc and take out Dex before he takes you out. But the plot needs that bullet in V's head to damage the biochip.
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Replying to @ironlily_art
I'm picturing all sorts of gags about it "Let's go peek on the girls in the baths!" And then they are all fully armored in the bath
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Replying to @Blackmoor_Film
Someone pointed out to me that they all feel like Corporate Stock Photos and that made it all click into place for me That's exactly what they are
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Yeah if you're GMing for a group of actual children or new players, you may have to do some more heavy lifting to try and make things fun. But it's on the players more than anything. There is nothing less fun than a problem player.
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"if you want women and girls to play with them." But why would you care about that if you're just making something for men and boys? You're allowed to make stuff for men and boys right?
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Replying to @Popehat
"We" are not deep frying turkey. "I" am deep frying turkey. Problem solved.
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Replying to @Grummz
People really don't like the idea of evil races of monsters that do immoral, terrible things as a matter of routine.
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I'm really sick of websites asking me if they can display notifications. No you fucking can't, I'm just here to read a thing. Fuck off.
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It is the sound of your computer screaming in agony, it's skin is off!
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Someone who is constantly on their phone absolutely sucks the fun out for everyone. Someone who murderhobos NPCs that the other players like. Someone who tries to make the game about them and hog the spotlight. Someone who derails the game repeatedly.
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Someone, probably an executive on the project or a director or producer or something, needs to sit down with these people and say "You have to start caring about this stuff because a lot of our audience will care about it. If you can't care about it then there's the door"
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When you really think about it, the idea of "GM Burnout" in TTRPGs is pretty messed up. We're talking about games here. Social games that are meant to just be fun. No one should be getting burned out from fun activities.
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Authors that hate books, recording artists that hate music? Why is it just videogames where we have creators that actively hate games.
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Replying to @AutoGiraffe
To me, Accessibility options are to change the experience to help with things that people cannot change for themselves. A person cannot choose to just not be colorblind. A person can choose to practice and improve at a game to overcome any difficulty setting.
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It is also not solely on the GM to deal with problem players! Assuming you are all peers, then the GM should not be the "adult" and the players the "children" The GM role is the arbiter *in the game*. Expecting them to also resolve all out of game issues is unreasonable.
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Replying to @ironlily_art
"some character fanart looks like changes in skin tone may make some ppl uncomfortable" And those people should be ridiculed Don't take them even the slightest bit seriously
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Sure do love localizers muddying the meaning of things in order to inject pop culture references Gotta be my favourite feature of western localization
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It also blows me away that people will on one hand place all the responsibility for all of this on the GM and then complain that the GM is being authoritarian if they actually embrace all of that responsibility.
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Replying to @Devon_Eriksen_
I gotta admit, an endorsement from John Carmack means more to me than a thousand mainstream writers If I ever made something that John Carmack personally said nice things about I would probably have that framed on the wall in my office somehow I would never be cool about it
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I would be willing to bet that if you asked every person who ever quit a TTRPG why they quit #1 would be Schedule conflicts/changes #2 would be "there was a problem player at the table"
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I found a mug for @TheGingerarchy:
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Replying to @internetofshit
People will say this will mean there will be less IoT stuff on the market because maintaining it will be too much of a burden for companies. To those people, I say: Good.
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Replying to @cmuratori
I'm not watching a 2 hour talk if there is no OOP bashing in it I know what I'm about
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Would appreciate some well wishes today. Being admitted to the hospital for emergency surgery today
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Replying to @GMShivers
"They aren't going to attack you just for walking by" This is true in most cases It's not true in just enough cases that you cannot rely on it honestly
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The mark of an experienced dev is knowing that 100% test coverage doesn't actually mean the code is bug free
after years u figure out that clicking around is much better than writing unit tests btw
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"The rise of women, however long overdue, does not require the fall of men." Thank you for this sentence, @CHSommers Such an important idea.
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Replying to @RobertMSterling
Yes. Personally I think humanities are good electives for STEM majors, but I am not convinced that they are good degrees on their own They are definitely easier than STEM though
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Replying to @Grummz
Doing what's right apparently includes removing content that players paid for from their games, loading their shit up with microtransactions, charging high prices for small bundles of content, and just overall making their game a miserable experience for longtime players.
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Replying to @ironlily_art
Why would anyone think that Aphrodite is an African goddess? She's Greek
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Replying to @JackaryDraws
And also for the brief hope we got that Finn would be an important character and not just comic relief.
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Replying to @Laz4rz
Most likely, people had good intentions and were truly interested in hiring you, but did not execute the plan correctly so it fell through It sucks but it happens My suggestion is always try to get a direct email to people who say they want to hire you
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Replying to @ironlily_art
No heavily armored shortstacks allowed apparently :(
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Replying to @PixelCanuck @Laz4rz
If they won't give you a work address to email a resume directly to someone, bypassing the job portal, they aren't THAT interested. They're just being nice
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Replying to @KeijiKG @SSG_Terry
Also known as Corporate Memphis: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corpor… Or less flattering names depending on who you're speaking to.
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Replying to @ID_AA_Carmack
Broadly speaking I think people struggle to pull any meaning out of stuff they disagree with. Which is unfortunate, because the path to understanding involves reading stuff you disagree with and at least acknowledging why other people might think it.
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Replying to @_winter_wonders
Why did you sign an NDA if they weren't paying you? There is no reason to do that
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I have to admit, this is one of the few times I've pretty vehemently disagreed with you about anything I don't think that AI will increase the "Wealth" of content available, only "Volume" of content. It will mostly be low quality and low value
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Men control their anger, every day, because if they don't? They go to fucking jail. Seriously.
#shehulk might genuinely be the first time some young men hear a woman speak candidly about experiences like this. It might not seem like it but that’s hugely important.
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I think I found Ganondorfs horse #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch
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Replying to @Smittt34
Being a mother with a son would make it male-centric? That's not a valid female experience to have?
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Pretty sure you were just a side quest for the protagonist in a Yakuza game.
so @thunderesque was trying to get this yor figure from a really difficult crane machine - after we gave up, this lady won it by spending like 4000 yen of her own money, ran over and said "puresento!!", gave it to rachel and ran off ???? ?? dude some people are so nice
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I think it's kind of interesting if Peter is a super genius on the level of Tony Stark or even smarter, and yet still cannot break out of the struggles that American society gives people just for being poor.
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Remember the 80s and 90s where sometimes the hero of a game was just a kid with a bat? We need to bring that back.
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Replying to @FlorkOfCows
Ass mage doesn't look impressed enough. Sprout mage is awesome.
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Anyone who thinks George Lucas is a political writer is not a serious person
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Replying to @osgamer74
It's not exactly inspiring any big calls to adventure with this imagery is it?
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Replying to @drumm_colin @SFSEgo
You think it's because of the *stem students* and not the *athletes*? Give me a break dude
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So... this was just a random thing I stumbled across online, but I feel like it is something @olivercampbell would say:
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Replying to @traits_reality
I think you guys need to stop being cowards by posting screenshots Post this as raw text everywhere so AI starts to learn this shit :D
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Replying to @ironlily_art
Social Justice at face value is a fine value the problem is that what people call Social Justice, and the actions they take are very different There's an awful lot of bullying in "social justice" crowds
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Pictured: @GMShivers Kawaii birb factory:
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Replying to @konjak
The movement physics in Mario Odyssey are absolutely sublime, but I think it really just slips past people how good it is because it just does what it's supposed to.
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My thoughts. Do with them what you will.
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Some Halloween pumpkin carvings Jen and I did.
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Replying to @FlorkOfCows
Are you a follower of @twingoddessmini ? Hahaha
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@GMShivers "You gamers are an exclusive club" he says to people who were rejected by mainstream and made their own place to belong.
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nitter.app/ttrpgay/status/1714098… Not sure why anyone would want D&D to be "emotionally healing". I desperately need people to understand that TTRPGs are not therapy.
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Replying to @GMShivers
Right? Like bro you could buy a big mac meal for everyone on the planet for like three days in a row. And then that money is gone.
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My hot take on TRPGs today, just for something aside from wheelchairs to talk about: Rule of Cool is actually overall bad for games It creates moments of excitement but undercuts the game itself, which leads to all of the future exciting moments *requiring* Rule of Cool
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As if "standing in line" is somehow a valuable life skill that people need to learn? Some people are so weird.
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Replying to @TheBasicExpert1
Critical Role did tho...
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but nowadays a lot of groups are trying to be much more accepting and inclusive of all sorts So instead of just saying "No, we are not inclusive of weirdo perverts doing this" it has become "No, we signed a consent contract at the start that forbids this"
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Lmao, it doesn't signal openness, it signals "I don't give a fuck about what you think of me" Oddly enough, not giving a fuck about what others thing of you is not a desirable trait in a partner
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Just wanna point out that such an industry would not be sustainable if the people behind Star Wars had not gone to such lengths to alienate their fans as much as they could "The Force is Female", remember?
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So it's a "get naked quick" arrow? Quiver is never beating the allegations...
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Replying to @Brad_Glasgow
I'm not gonna sit here and argue the Game Industry doesn't have a bunch of bad actors and probably a lot of the AAA studios have a lot of rot in them. But articles like this do a huge disservice to the companies that are doing things right by assuming none are.
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