HELM STORE AVAILABLE ON CLANKER CLOUD NOW IF YOU USE KUBERNETES IN ANY WAY AND WANNA KEEP PROD RUNNING GET CLANKER CLOUD NOW
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i cant believe ChatGPT lost its job to AI
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when u call customer support and a clanker picks up
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he heard about the race war and immediately came back
BREAKING: Kayne West has reactivated his account on X.
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the HR department 1h before doing engineering layoffs
Cabana Boy 🌴
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everything is so badly made nowadays they couldn't even order lasagna for garfield announcement lmao
Your favorite house cat is making a comeback... Garfield 2 coming soon!
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POV: you are about to get nimbled
Corporate buzzword masterclass
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this is like watching prime costanza
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>get rid of nuclear plants >get broke >freeze wow who could have predicted this
JUST IN - Germany's economy could suffer €40 billion losses if this winter is very cold and natural gas stockpiles are too low — Uniper SE
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you can say retarded at work now
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why did i take a leadership role dawg im just arguing with autistic engineers all day
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clicking apply and it redirects you to a workday site
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explaining pointers to my clueless coworkers with this image
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new grads looking at the job market
BREAKING: Amazon to layoff over 30,000 employees starting tomorrow
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as much as i love big honkers maybe having smart women quit their studies to being full time hoes isn't a net benefit for society
Famous YouTuber Zara Dar has quit her PhD and become an OnlyFans Content Creator Full Time. She used to make videos about Neural Networks, Machine Learning and other Tech Stuff, now she will be making content of a different genre. Thoughts?
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apparently in my org they fired a dude maintaining one of the old key systems then brought him back as a consultant and now he has his own island in greece a lot of lessons here
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it's actually the other way around
be a vibe coder
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multi cloud multi az systems engineers right now
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this is literally how i feel working in corporate
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if mike tyson obliterates the zoomer we will enter a new age of wisdom and prosperity
You still wanna f*** with me? #PaulTyson
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new startup idea: we make OpenAI API calls
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not tonight ladies i have to contribute code to open source
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we are getting AGI or a bubble that's gonna wipe the tech sector clean after this
JUST IN: BlackRock and Microsoft to launch $30 billion artificial intelligence investment fund.
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when the algorithm decides to fucking kill you
can my youtube homepage fucking relax i clicked on one video
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if i see someone with this cup id break their fucking head
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i hate scrum so much
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the boys are back in town starts playing
German and Japanese air force did a joint exercise recently
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the twinks are scheming
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i love this picture because who do u think funds mozilla
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bros have been vague posting about building the machine god for 3 years just to end up building more ads lol
Instant Checkout in ChatGPT, powered by @stripe.
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me and claude debugging code me and claude wrote
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if your senior software engineer doesn't bring this vibe to work that's not your senior
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>AI is gonna take your job buddy ive been trying to automate every job i had and every time i get more work
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as a sign of the chinese century elon looks more chinese with each passing day
Joe Rogan with Elon podcast. Listening to it rn and bro what the fuck is that haircut?
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writing my own ticket doing the ticket closing the ticket
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"update your jira ticket"
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no adults left at the company
These glassy parts are so great
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imaging having a PM like kanye and telling him something isn't possible on the web
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imagine being 72 years old reviewing a vibe coded PR from a jr dev with a chip in his brain playing brainrot on repeat
Germany has proposed raising the retirement age to 73.
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it's over
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me contributing code to open source projects
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this is how it feels to work in big tech nitter.app/IamNomad/status/181874…
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this is still one of the funniest things Apple has done for open source
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we gonna end up with more jobs than before in IT because nobody knows how anything works anymore
Vibe coding is easy. Vibe debugging is the hard part.
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"we should rewrite it in rust" "yeah, it will be so fast" "have you ever written rust code?" "no, have you?" "no"
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i worked at an office like this for almost 2 years and i can confirm that just like with any other things in society you have 10% of the people doing insane things generating revenue while other 90% do nothing, however u need this type of environment to attract the top 10%
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basic mental health education for men can be distilled down to “you need 1h of cardio daily to avoid killing yourself”
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this is basically how open source works for big tech
Amazing story: the Czech government spent six years planning a series of dams. A family of beavers constructed the dams for free, in 1-2 says, in the same locations that human picked, accomplishing the goals set by the Czech government and saving humans $1.2 million
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lock in doesn’t mean anything anymore lmao
One great way to lock in is to go for a run. It’s free and available to all
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software engineer getting into ML and checking the data science's team repos full of jupyter notebooks
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“yeah ive tested the code it’s all good to deploy to prod”
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i keep hearing how good LLMs are and how much people generate code with them yet every single time i try to do something relevant it's absolute garbage, are you people just writing simple CRUD apps all day? wtf
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We’re setting a new standard at Zapier. 100% of new hires must be fluent in AI.
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xz backdoor code shipped with a good ol' LGTM
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THE YEAR OF THE LINUX DESKTOP LINUX EVERYTHING LETS GO
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>everyone leaving office >coworker asks why im staying >tell her im doing more machine learning stuff and need to study >she looks at my desk >asks if im also reading the book >say yes >she asks if im ever doing anything fun absolutely cooked never recovering from this
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releasing a wallpaper app in 2024
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if Mike Tyson kills the zoomer we will enter a new golden age of prosperity
Jake Paul VS Mike Tyson Training
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will i am? the AI engineer?
Holy fuck it’s a bubble I need to short everything
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every time i encounter jupyter notebooks
Software developers could learn one thing from data scientists: Start using Jupyter Notebooks. Your life will never be the same.
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bro is two years late to the party
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this is a pretty good litmus test for politics: do you regard this picture with respect, or disgust?
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learning SQL after a successful 10 years career avoiding databases
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wait a minute this is not an event driven microservice architecture, this is just a bunch of lambdas glued together
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just raw dogged a 30 min code session. no github copilot, no claude, no chatgpt. locked in on delivering shareholder value the whole time. built different.
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and then you would upload the files through FTP to the server
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once you have enough experience as a software engineer they just want you to write docs and make diagrams
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introducing SCRUM in a marriage is crazy
My wife and I use Notion religiously to manage our day-to-day life. Here's a screenshot of our set-up. I turned this into a template, let me know if you'd like to see it!
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software engineers will see this and say hell yeah
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me against 3 principal engineers in every meeting
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i understand how all the OpenAI secrets got leaked
DeepSeek Principal Researcher: Luo Fuli. Grew up poor in the countryside of Sichuan. Went to Beijing Normal University (not a top tier) to study EE, changed to CS (as “a bad student” she claims). Post-graduate at Peking U & thought she’d be a product manager at one point 😅 but “decided research was my path after one month intern as product manager” 😄
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yeah the new jobs will be 8 to 6
LinkedIn co-founder predicts 9-5 jobs will be extinct by 2034
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idk i dont feel like doing 5 rounds of interviews to join your company
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pair programming with the junior dev
𝕯𝖊𝖟𝕿𝖍𝖊𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖗★
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men will post stuff like this then blow their brains off in a year
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>engineering manager asks me to interview a new guy >tell him he's trash >EM disagrees and hires him >ffw 3 weeks >he's absolute trash >EM wants to fire him now
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has technology gone too far?
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they are making AR glasses and superintelligence we are debating if we should upgrade our java 8 code
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apple hardware seems top tier but their software absolute garbage right now, steve jobs had those software engineers on a leash, MBAs joined, got into PM positions and ruined everything wtf
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why are you trying to code
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on my way to design data intensive applications
random videos with breakcore
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git commits from that one coworker
i can NOT believe this is the real kanye album track listing lol
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jr software engineer who did a quick fix vs sr software engineer who knows prod is about to crash
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notion is so funny announcing an offline mode for a todo app in 2025
So for 5 years, “offline” has been the #1 request. Today, thanks to the perseverance of our engineering team, @NotionHQ finally works offline. Your ideas don’t need Wi‑Fi to exist! For Notion community: thank you for your patience while we built this right. This is a journey, I want to share what we had to invent to make this real... 1/n
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Gotham daily standup with Bane
monday morning meetings
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incredible things are happening in the Linux community
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you know those services I refactored without filling a jira ticket?
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when u ask ur backend engineer to write some react slop but he actually delivers
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"anyone could be an engineer now with cursor and claude" bro anyone could be an engineer before
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software engineers afraid of losing their jobs misunderstand their profession and the craft you are supposed to see patterns and solve business problems, do research to make the systems and product better code is means to an end, not the end itself, it never was
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how that email on a friday evening finds me
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We Abandoned Version Control and Saved Hundreds of Engineering Hours a Month. In the post below I will explain how you can directly deploy your code using FTP. No typescript, no cloud, no version control.
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how the frontend devs look at me when i tell them their react hooks were ddosing the api
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TL;DR for sam altman is like POV for women
Yesterday we did a livestream. TL;DR: We have set internal goals of having an automated AI research intern by September of 2026 running on hundreds of thousands of GPUs, and a true automated AI researcher by March of 2028. We may totally fail at this goal, but given the extraordinary potential impacts we think it is in the public interest to be transparent about this. We have a safety strategy that relies on 5 layers: Value alignment, Goal alignment, Reliability, Adversarial robustness, and System safety. Chain-of-thought faithfulness is a tool we are particularly excited about, but it somewhat fragile and requires drawing a boundary and a clear abstraction. On the product side, we are trying to move towards a true platform, where people and companies building on top of our offerings will capture most of the value. Today people can build on our API and apps in ChatGPT; eventually, we want to offer an AI cloud that enables huge businesses. We have currently committed to about 30 gigawatts of compute, with a total cost of ownership over the years of about $1.4 trillion. We are comfortable with this given what we see on the horizon for model capability growth and revenue growth. We would like to do more—we would like to build an AI factory that can make 1 gigawatt per week of new capacity, at a greatly reduced cost relative to today—but that will require more confidence in future models, revenue, and technological/financial innovation. Our new structure is much simpler than our old one. We have a non-profit called OpenAI Foundation that governs a Public Benefit Corporation called OpenAI Group. The foundation initially owns 26% of the PBC, but it can increase with warrants over time if the PBC does super well. The PBC can attract the resources needed to achieve the mission. Our mission, for both our non-profit and PBC, remains the same: to ensure that artificial general intelligence benefits all of humanity. The nonprofit is initially committing $25 billion to health and curing disease, and AI resilience (all of the things that could help society have a successful transition to a post-AGI world, including technical safety but also things like economic impact, cyber security, and much more). The nonprofit now has the ability to actually deploy capital relatively quickly, unlike before. In 2026 we expect that our AI systems may be able to make small new discoveries; in 2028 we could be looking at big ones. This is a really big deal; we think that science, and the institutions that let us widely distribute the fruits of science, are the most important ways that quality of life improves over time.
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"coding will be automated" software engineers have been trying to do this since the field was born
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sitting in an architecture meeting like this and when it's 5 minutes left asking "but how does it scale?"
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- “is this code ai generated” - “nah bro trust” the code:
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you can quit your job and go lie on the ground any time once the bugs start crawling up ur ass u will yearn for microsoft teams and quick calls
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shut up shut up shut up shut up
Why hasn’t @Microsoft integrated @LinkedIn and @github? It would become the ultimate recruiting tool.
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