Assistant Professor and Program Chair in School Psychology; Buckeye and Cleveland (love misery apparently) fan

Why y’all may have more citations, & use Twitter productively, I was getting roasted for admitting I’m on my parents’ cell plan. Now I’m in the WSJ for it. Embarrassing? Sure, but now millions might read about the “bearded professor.” Maybe I got a brand? wsj.com/articles/caller-id-o…
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Replying to @adamgreattweet
Look at this cool meme I created: How to have fun as an adult:
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Replying to @InternetH0F
Bear ingested the cocaine in Kentucky and was found dead in Georgia, so it was a lot longer than 5 minutes.
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Replying to @pegobry_en
“Men like me.”
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Replying to @RyanMarino
Random tangent. While Lyme disease seems worse, when I lived in TN, I learned about the lone-star tick and alpha-gal syndrome, which causes a red meat allergy. Again maybe not as bad as Lyme disease, but the thought of not being able to eat red meat, was still terrifying.
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Replying to @TheJoeySwoll
The nerve to tell the guy changing in the background by the lockers that he can move. This dude is the worst.
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Replying to @ryxcommar
I’ve yet to see a post from datarepublican that makes me believe she understands much about data, like even just in general.
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I don’t get why people get upset with these things. There is a housing shortage because there isn’t enough housing, not because a small percentage of housing is used for short-term rentals (many already were before Airbnb, VRBO, etc., especially in vacation spots).
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Replying to @IbaraEleven
At about the same time he was guillotining the Girondins to the right of him for being too moderate, he was also guillotining the Hébertists to the left of him for being too radical. Weird you left that out (probably because you didn’t know).
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Replying to @ilan_wurman
“If you search that term prior to 1870, almost nothing comes up.” Hmmmmm I wonder what happens around that time.

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This is actually worse, because if true, it implies she wasn’t punished for what she did, she was punished because of the response from the crowd. In other words, if you do something, but the crowd doesn’t laugh, you didn’t break the rules, but if they do laugh, you broke them.
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Replying to @KyleNeubeck
Did he get the answers wrong, or did others buzz in more quickly? Big difference between not knowing the answer and/or getting the wrong answer vs. a slower recall and/or slower reaction to buzz.
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Replying to @ChristensonGabe
I don’t know whether they should accept it or not, but it seems problematic that the government would try to force it. So Sanders is probably right to block this, even in a situation that workers SHOULD accept a deal.
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Replying to @SigalSamuel
By that logic, we didn’t consent to computers, internet, smart phones, vaccines, antibiotics, etc., which all changed world. It’s nonsense, because our demand/use was consent. And that’s true here, particularly in reaction to this, which doesn’t change this equation.
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Replying to @stevemouzon
These towns exist all over, and I grew up in one. These tweets are so weird.
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Replying to @cremieuxrecueil
No. But you can say this:
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Replying to @AdvoBarryRoux
Open discussion: why are you ignoring that divorce rates are at the lowest in over 50 years, despite no longer as much of a stigma to get divorced, especially if it’s an abusive or toxic relationship?
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No, but it’s exponentially dumber to think that a film being popular is a sign that it’s bad.
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Look at you bashing him on social media. The blatant hypocrisy is painful.
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Replying to @OrinKerr
I’m not gonna get mad at anyone for being charitable, I just don’t know how you can get that from telling the group that makes up the majority of people in the USA (Christians) “you won’t have to vote anymore.”
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I am a married father of 2 who is still in my parents’ plan, and only recently started paying for my portion of bill after they asked (I wasn’t volunteering 😂). Way cheaper per person to be on a larger plan.
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Replying to @Calebej37
You mean Biden + Harris. That’s already the ticket.
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That’s Lord Pal to you.
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Replying to @neocentrist
That’s the most pretentious exam question I’ve ever seen.
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He is married; she is (or was engaged). So it’s not like it’s most 2 single people or something. Regardless, it’s against the rules of her employer, including to not disclose it. Even if you disagree with the rules, they’re still the rules.
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No I don’t know it. I liked it, my kids liked it, critics liked it, and general audiences liked it. So if anything is garbage, it’s your take here.
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Replying to @bballbreakdown
I mean I just saw a replay of it. It looked like Brown was supposed to the ball he got absolutely trucked, so I don’t think Toronto has much room to complain.
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Replying to @ryxcommar
Although, if we learn that she used to work at Docusign, that would solve a couple of mysteries.
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I mean I walked into the room when my wife was watching the show last night, and Kylie’s daughter was front and center. If she regretted it, she could have you know, not put her on a popular TV show like 99.9999% of the population.
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I’m not sure you understand how friendships work.
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Replying to @pegobry_en
Yeah, so not like you, at least the masculine part. You even kinda look like him:
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I argued about this with a Meryl Streep fan account the other night, so I just rewatched that video. And the most striking part is that they’re giving a standing applause to someone who wasn’t there because he fled the country to avoid punishment for drugging & raping a minor.
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Replying to @Variety
Ummmm John (who will never read this). Fred Armisen plays Cranky Kong, and his mother was born in Venezuela.
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Well it did happen, and it’s not a big deal at all.
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Replying to @urbanistvc
This might be one of the most terminally online takes I’ve ever seen.
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Replying to @janecoaston
My colleague when she was a superintendent, they did a survey of the kids phone use. And a lot of it was their parents pestering them about things like dinner, practice time, etc. Not even distractions the kids wanted.
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Why are y’all being so weird about this?
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Replying to @sickofmars
Pretty sure this is place is in that area:
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Replying to @Forbes
Well NFTs are definitely hard to seize, unless of course one knows how to use copy and paste.
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I’m fine with the rules. My issue is with the punishment. You literally do that any other time, you might just get told to stop. You do that in a moment, where maybe you’re more excitable than you’ve ever been, and a celebratory moment 13 years in the making is taken away.
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You might want to get checked out for Prosopagnosia or something.
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I got you. PEASANT: AS A LORD, I COMMAND YOU TO STOP BOTHERING SAILA!
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That article is absolutely terrible, and it just glosses over all of the other revenue streams as if those figures are unimportant when they’re not only important, they’re probably more important. She’s basically alleging fraud.
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Replying to @picotop
We see you taking it with the customer copy:
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They don’t watch movies you don’t like, but the Deadpool films, Free Guy, and Detective Pikachu are good to great popcorn films.
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Replying to @ArmandDoma
He left out a crucial bit:
Replying to @IbaraEleven
At about the same time he was guillotining the Girondins to the right of him for being too moderate, he was also guillotining the Hébertists to the left of him for being too radical. Weird you left that out (probably because you didn’t know).
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I like how kid 2 effortlessly jumps down 4 steps. She looked like a superhero or something.
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Replying to @Independent
“Much has been made of what my generation would make of the outdatedness of storylines.” No it hasn’t. 😂 The narcissism here is quite blatant.
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Makes me more confident that they did.
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He’s from Arkansas, and that’s the Arkansas Razorback logo. It’s pretty common for people to have their team/university logo as their profile pic; it’s just rare that there is a viral story like this that goes with it.
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Replying to @BenAxelrod
Damn. Did the Cavs win that trade though.
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Replying to @aphysicist
$80,000 in 1989 is about $180,000 adjusted for inflation (CPI) in 2022.
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They have a swat team, 40% of their budget goes to police, and the district itself has its own police department. I’ve worked in two large, urban districts, with 4-5x as many students as Ulvade has residents, and they didn’t have their own police department.
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Replying to @FranciaeRex @phl43
Yeah. That’s just nonsense. Some of the best purely regional foods are outside those major metros.
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Replying to @ryxcommar
Your vendetta against Docusign, particularly their employee totals, is a source of enjoyment for me, albeit an odd one I guess.
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Replying to @IChotiner
It is, in fact, easy to not think about it.
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Well in fairness. If hammerhead sharks ran out in front of cars, they would probably kill a lot more people too.
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Replying to @cremieuxrecueil
The drone footage I’ve seen from Ukraine is horrifying. Even though I want Russia to lose, seeing Russian soldiers frantically trying to escape the bombs or some straight up committing suicide after being hit, shows the horrors of war like nothing I’ve ever seen before.
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Replying to @JamesSurowiecki
Most frustrating aspects of these experts isn’t their laughable mistakes, it’s the nonsensical analyses that wouldn’t pass an introductory stats class that create fake anomalies that they conclude is proof of fraud, but it’s their own fraud. And I don’t think they know better.
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Replying to @snooze2718
Being contrarian? Stating the housing shortage is a result of a shortage of housing, and the only way to solve that is to build more housing, is the truth. If stating the truth makes me a contrarian, then I’m happy to be one.
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Didn’t know he was admiring Jordan or Lebron.
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Why should you care about what films he starts in either, even though he’s played in some good ones with a huge one coming out this year?
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Replying to @tanayj @proetrie
What is the weird obsession with dopamine and tech bros, like tech is digital cocaine or amphetamines, when it is instead probably more comparable to food, exercise, and sex?
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Replying to @SuperiorNBA
Is Justin Herbert the SEC of NFL QBs?
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Replying to @robkhenderson
Never been rich, tall (5’9”), strikingly handsome, or even charming, and somehow it was not that hard to function fine socially/romantically. So it’s not fortunate few who can, it’s unfortunate few who can’t. My guess is for most of them it’s because they treat others like crap.
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The Russian invasion may be the best evidence for horseshoe theory I’ve ever seen.
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Replying to @HedgeDirty
So basically shopping cart theory:
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Replying to @JosephPolitano
That is a pretty sweet little area in Cleveland though. Unfortunately that it’s just one alley/street (still nice things around that area though).
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Replying to @MattBrownEP
We did it Matt. We’re solidly middle age.
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How is allowing people to pee, without missing any of the film more disrespectful than the alternative?
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Replying to @TheAntifaTurtle
You’ve never lived through any genocides.
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Replying to @ReopenCASchools
I’m fascinated how you can see that this is barricaded from the inside and the doors push outward, yet think that there isn’t a good chance it was done by the people who are supposed to be barricaded in.
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The funniest part of your nonsense, is that I first heard audio from right-wing pundits who somehow thought it made him look bad. Yet, even they didn’t think it was fake.
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Replying to @BadLegalTakes
Why is this a bad take? He’s clearly referring to Section 1, Article 1 of the Moon Constitution which was discovered on the Apollo 11 mission. Although who wrote it remains one of the greatest mysteries in BOTH science and law (and you rarely get both).
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It’s not true, but your gullibility is noted.
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I too like to brag about economically harming the people I’m pretending to protect for some twitter credit.
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Did you not watch the video. Trump thinks the MS-13 were actual tattoos.
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If I sell $1 trillion cups of coffee then I can make $1 quadrillion on I just sell 1,000. Easy peasy.
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Replying to @bitfalls @nearcyan
Honestly. This explains so much about many of you crypto dudes, and why you think you’re coming up with some new system, then in the end just create an inferior version of the old system.
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Replying to @FoxNews
Except for the whole “Twitter honored requests from the Trump admin to take down content,” which, by your logic, would show collusion between Trump administration (who was actually in power) and Twitter.
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Replying to @BadLegalTakes
Actually it was made illegal by Plessy v. Ferguson.
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Replying to @ZeframM @mnolangray
I mean it all tracks. Lord Farquaad was like the ultimate NIMBY, trying to get rid of all the fairy tale creatures out of his back yard.
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Replying to @ddale8
This predates his presidency, but I think this is my favorite lie: rollingstone.com/politics/po…
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Replying to @JoshDaws
This is literally the complete opposite of what I experienced in the schools, and what I did as a school psych myself. We don’t try to break them down, and divide them from their parents. In fact, trying to get parents more involved was a major goal for a lot of students.
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Replying to @wellstonism
This is an odd troll attempt, but I give you credit for originality.
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Good rule of thumb: good people don’t have to constantly tell you how good they are (and how bad everybody else is) for some likes on social media. Not to mention, he posted like a politician, ignoring the realities of business and economics, clearly as a grift.
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Lots of things are shocking if you don’t ever care to understand how things work.
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Replying to @mcmansionhell
Calling Eliezer Yudkowsky a subject-matter expert is a major red flag and makes me more skeptical of anything else in the article.
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The people she’s referring to are leftists who hate liberals.
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Is your dad a sith?

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Replying to @XWLelemmy
What if the person is Greek, does a lot of math, or is just interested in the closest system to our solar system?
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Replying to @bballbreakdown
Well then fine; he got pushed down, Mr Pedantic. I’m just saying they let each team get away with something in that play. So they shouldn’t be upset, unless they’re also upset they got away with one.
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Glad you could take a break from your other research:
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You realize we can watch the video ourselves, and verify that your quote is wrong. He never said Arab. He said: “No ma’am. He’s a decent family man, citizen that I just happen to have disagreements with on fundamental issues, and that’s what this campaign is all about.”
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Do y’all not interact with people in real life?
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Yeah because it was actually fairly explicit.
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What? These are completely normal things that people should know going to an event. Y’all are being really weird about normal stuff.
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Replying to @bballbreakdown
Given all of the blatant moving screens GSW has gotten away with for nearly a decade, there is little room to complain about getting called on a questionable one. It’s almost fitting, TBH.
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Replying to @NoahCRothman
All but guarantees her ascension to the Oval Office? Tell that to Al Gore, Dick Cheney, Nelson Rockefeller, Walter Mondale, Dan Quayle, Spiro Agnew, Hubert Humphrey, and Mike Pence (still possible). Only 3 of previous 11 VP’s have been president.
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