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Tryna have a big soul. A big swol soul. Big pumped soul with which I can lift all my brothers and sisters. I can lift them clean from the dirt and filth, spare them the stains on their soles. I also want bigger calves, amen.
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Being married is cool because you get horny and can make it one specific person's problem and more than likely they're very stoked to work on a resolution with you
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This is what really serious heavy lifting does to most women without doing steroids, btw.
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Periodic reminder that women who devote themselves to lifting and reach 99th percentile strength will look like this without roids
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My girl likes sending me pictures of high-end escorts and saying "I think I can look like this what do you think"
Yeah babe go for it
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Took probably 8 times seeing it, but pretty sure this is generated.
Where is the middle of his T-shirt, why is the straw in his fries, who holds a burger like that, the old man behind him looks like he's melting
This was a Large Coke in 1989
Community note
This image is not real, it was generated by an AI.
The person who generated it confirmed this and posted other pictures from the same "set":
nitter.app/GrandaddyJeff/
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Like, don't be weird about it, but imagine turning down her Buff Dial by like 3-4 points and you have a particularly normal petite girl. it's as exceptional and ordinary as that. Bet she feels great stepping up on ledges tho, and the shoulder stability will pay dividends for life
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For radically endangered species, it's probably *the* thing that keeps them in the game. Also, I once saw an outdoor zoo where all the animals were obviously injured, to the point they wouldn't survive outside captivity. A bald eagle missing a wing, etc.
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Western Ave is the longest continuous road in Chicago
Today, me and the boys are gonna walk it
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This is a real thing. Not the mouse clicker guy (I mean maybe but whatever), but there are crazy lucrative opportunities out there that are not known by huge swaths of people.
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When you're explaining the kilo of white powder in your bag is phenibut and perfectly legal and they give you that Security Theater Stare
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They also made an app so you can call a ride. That's like the main thing. Taxis didn't have that and you'd have to call a guy who would maybe show up if he wanted to and it was nearly universally hated as an exp outside of NYC.
So now that Uber stopped subsidizing rides with venture capital it costs as much as taxis ever did, but the difference is now when you take a ride, a bunch of tech guys who’ve done nothing to help you get to your destination take part of the driver’s pay.
businessinsider.com/uber-ceo…
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Competing law firm uses the LLM and bills more competitively, eventually wins the business, market expectations change
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Hot white girls love walking around in very tight, very revealing outfits plus sunglasses and baseball cap making intense eye contact with the ground. Kind of a weird combo.
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He went to the ice cream museum three times in one day and just made up a place near the end. It's getting at the same idea you are, but through satire. It's acknowledging vapid consumption thru the same medium it's usually posted on
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Just because it happened last time I made the reminder: this is Good. It's great news. Velvet is a good follow, and lifting is good for girls, guys, and theys.
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Then there's the PR argument that people enjoy zoos, learn to love the animals, and hopefully do things to help conservation efforts, or at least stop doing as many harmful things
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So awesome when a girl grows up with her mind being the locus of validation and then she becomes hot so she really enjoys the validation and isn't already burned out and traumatized by being a hot girl in a brutal and savage world
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Something Ive covered a lot in the past few days: TPOT as I see it is a massively unlikely combination of incredibly potent people. High IQ, trust, openness, conscientiousness, all of that.
But the most common limiting factor is executive function.
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My girl is training herself to scan an escort's twitter profile and guess her rates
She's scary good already
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My gender identity is being the barefoot stay at home husband who aggressively impregnates his breadwinning wife send tweet
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Good example of "probably would drive meaningful improvements in several important metrics but would never never never ever be implemented"
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Probably something I should know but:
Was Judas forgiven or is he totally in hell now?
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OH at VC: "most people are normal. I was talking with Feral PAWG Hunter and he wasn't even feral, he was a normal guy"
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Totally, but I think the bad and good we do to animals is mostly independent. I want hot running water and fancy electronics so we cut down forests and pollute water. Animal nerds nursing bats and inseminating rhinos aren't part of that problem.
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And he has a wife and husband who thought it would be a good day for a hike on a snowy mountain in Chicago on a summer weekend.
It picks up the absurdity with a slow pace, so I don't fault you for missing it. It's well done.
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Part of it is gatekeeping for the prestige paths (mbb consulting, IB, PE, etc), but there are some that are region locked (manufacturing, midtier consulting), and some are just hella boring (unsexy b2b saas, insurance, niche prof. services)
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Your telling me the guy with tiny worm syndrome has a wife. The guy with puny twerp disease has a job. Your telling me the gu
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She posts daily about getting into the gym, staying motivated, staying consistent, etc. Easily more effort than 9/10 people. And it's a great natural look!
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Cabs have apps now, which is great, but the disruption was using our phones to create a marketplace to connect riders and drivers. That's the dope thing.
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I'm just putting out there that Quest chips are insane. 150 cal, 20g protein, ingredients are whey, psyllium husk, and seasonings. No off flavors, great texture. It's like casually snacking on a chicken breast
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Taking a ride down to our starting point, there's a magnum condom on the floor. An auspicious omen
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I am coated in a thin, full-body layer of avocado oil, but we pumped out the noodles and we're ready to try them out with a bunch of strangers
Each block is about 20g protein and 200 calories, characteristics roughly similar to Shin Black ramen. Coming soonish somewhere.
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Reading replies it sounds like the NE has disease infested nightmare woods and the bountiful Midwest offers carefree frolicking
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Very cool thread but I misread Portland as Poland and spent the whole thread thinking "wow, what a Polish operation" and now that I re-read the thread, my worldview is falling apart
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Central problem of TPOT: all these aspiring wife-guys in need of wives. Such great candidates, and when you scratch and dig at what's bugging them, they just want someone cool with whom to share experiences and compound a life together.
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Give these people a defined target, a goal to align their great talents, and some really wild stuff happens, with what feels like very little effort.
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Took a friend to a Vibecamp afterparty. a lifelong dude for me, been on many capers, my brother in confidence games. Saw him lemuring in the room, difficult to find traction. He had his anxiety, but I'm not sure what would help.
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How about Metamorphosis but Gregor wakes up and everyone else is a bug and happier than him
Has that been done yet
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Nice vibes in the Southside McDonald's this morning. Some old-head Mexicans hanging out chatting, young dude manning the counter with presence, a cop and a trainee come in, I only think of grabbing the cops gun once. Joni Mitchell on the radio
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Look, the question that really matters is:
What does this mean for vibecamp ticket sales?
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The international reception to my Ye mountains/burger with extra onions tweet has been heartwarming
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Want to flaunt but also close off any interaction possible. I totally get it but it's still funny
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Tons of losers out and about right now sniffing around for whatever the rw equivalent of gibs is gonna be. A super dope job and a hot wife is their birthright as particularly unpleasant and unuseful Americans.
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So the same conditions that cause people to stay in the same area with the same people and the same jobs makes it harder to discover these other opportunities. And the opportunities want to discover them, bc they'll be cheaper to hire, candidly.
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Indentured servitude to pay off your 800k medallion is way better than the flexibility of gig work, actually
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I for one am really excited to see what's going to be created, in a fractal pattern, from these get-togethers. We vibin.
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Oh yah, dead to rights. Dam, we were all captivated by a dude rocking we didn't stop to notice whether or not it was a dude existing
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Moving to blocking cruel Aella haters as a simple heuristic for whether I'd really appreciate your presence irl. All the pro-social good people I know have an intelligent take on her (note: not blind praise), and everyone who's vitriolic I haven't met IRL and can't imagine hanging with.
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She says the highest-paid girls put themselves "in context". Like, in the environments and experiences that a really rich dude would be in. While other girls have a more generic setting and haven't created the vision of spending ludicrous sums on her time
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When something can be substituted with no big deal
"Hey I think that guy grabbed your box lunch by mistake"
"All good, it's just butter from another udder"
Something like that
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if you want to understand what starting a noodle company is like, imagine eating 4 portions of ramen of varying quality every day
For months
Fortunately the trials are consistently edible, occasionally exemplary
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It's as much a solution as saying "charity"
The coordination to unlock doors, pick the homes, move the people across the country to where the homes exist, is the actual work.
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But like, what does "Elon is a Nazi" even mean in terms of beliefs or actions? He got a bunch of right wingers mad the other week because he likes immigration so much. He's a big Milei and libright kind of guy. He impregnated Grimes. What atrocities do you expect him to support?
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Lol
Imagine, if you will, that it was a joke. Said for humorous effect on a comedy podcast.
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Yes. But also it's just understanding the characters, which can't be done for someone else really. "Ones dumb in a rougish way and the other is smart but like a computer on drugs, and oh the question makes no sense at all" is doing someone a disservice with this banger
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