the worlds most favored sloth

also, i LIE like ALL THE TIME JUST FOR FUN
if there's anything you need to know about me before reading my posts it's that I'm DUMB like legit STUPID
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i think deep fakes should be illegal. i don't see why not. can someone tell me why it shouldn't be illegal?
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how did i never consider the fact that baby babble actually imitate the sounds of the real language. like this is so clearly french
this is what a french baby sounds like
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why is EVERYBODY so against immigration now
🚨BREAKING: Thousands of locals marched in OSAKA yesterday demanding an end to immigration
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asked wife if she wanted a massage and she said "yes but no funny business" but she did want funny business. women are a peculiar species
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this is unironically going to be a HUGE problem in the coming years
chatgpt advice turns people into narcissists
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this is fucking me up bc i remember gta5 to have borderline realistic graphics
GTA 5 vs GTA 6 graphics
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i still think about this every day
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ok americans hating on this guy, please explain why customers should pay the servers salary instead of their employer?
Tipping is such a scam in New York!💀 Why do I pay extra just because restaurants pay minimum hourly wages? Ordered a crepe, club sandwich and Panini for $45(Rs. 3800). We paid $50 cash and the waiter just took the rest as tip. I asked for change and she said "you have to pay the tip" and went away. I asked "is it mandatory?" and she just ignored me. And my friend(a local) felt guilty for not paying atleast 20% tip! 20% for what? INSANE!🤯
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>in google meet >need to fart >mute quickly >insane blast >unmute >wait >why am i muted now mfw
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ok but why do women love humiliating their men like this? why did she post this?
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most women are really bad at sex. that's the biggest reason they don't finish
what opinion about sex will have you like this
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we all know what the alternative is and nobody's talking about it
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men have 0 idea what actually makes them attractive
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was talking to a guy who was very critical of Christianity, and i was preparing for an interesting discussion. then he said "well how are there 4 guys in the middle east 2000 years ago called Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John? it just doesn't add up" and i just
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going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane
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what do you mean you could do this. you absolutely could not do this. nobody should do this
i… did not realize you could do this
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i still think about this
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my algo is tuned tf in
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we need to set them up with real accounts and teach them to post, imagine the monkey subcultures on instagram it would be so good dawg
Here's a video of a Chimpanzee using Instagram. It's eye-opening.
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this is kinda fucking me up, it really does feel like a natural part of life when you're young and then slowly it just... stops happening
"i guess when you are young, you believe that you will meet many people with whom you'll connect with, but later in life you realize it only happens a few times"
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someone said their dad started believing in climate change because insurance companies started accounting for it and i still think about that
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she's flirting with you brother
Checkout girl at grocery store told me I have an “orange juice addiction” and that she’s “worried about me”
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incredible
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most teenagers barely know how to use a computer anymore, and I'm not even exaggerating
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there's no way they are actually this stupid?
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it is so bad out there
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women actually genuinely unironically biologically hate seeing a man relax
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fat people grossly underestimate how much they eat and skinny people how little they eat
What's a opinion about health that would have people doing this?
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brother does NOT know what tldr means
Yesterday we did a livestream. TL;DR: We have set internal goals of having an automated AI research intern by September of 2026 running on hundreds of thousands of GPUs, and a true automated AI researcher by March of 2028. We may totally fail at this goal, but given the extraordinary potential impacts we think it is in the public interest to be transparent about this. We have a safety strategy that relies on 5 layers: Value alignment, Goal alignment, Reliability, Adversarial robustness, and System safety. Chain-of-thought faithfulness is a tool we are particularly excited about, but it somewhat fragile and requires drawing a boundary and a clear abstraction. On the product side, we are trying to move towards a true platform, where people and companies building on top of our offerings will capture most of the value. Today people can build on our API and apps in ChatGPT; eventually, we want to offer an AI cloud that enables huge businesses. We have currently committed to about 30 gigawatts of compute, with a total cost of ownership over the years of about $1.4 trillion. We are comfortable with this given what we see on the horizon for model capability growth and revenue growth. We would like to do more—we would like to build an AI factory that can make 1 gigawatt per week of new capacity, at a greatly reduced cost relative to today—but that will require more confidence in future models, revenue, and technological/financial innovation. Our new structure is much simpler than our old one. We have a non-profit called OpenAI Foundation that governs a Public Benefit Corporation called OpenAI Group. The foundation initially owns 26% of the PBC, but it can increase with warrants over time if the PBC does super well. The PBC can attract the resources needed to achieve the mission. Our mission, for both our non-profit and PBC, remains the same: to ensure that artificial general intelligence benefits all of humanity. The nonprofit is initially committing $25 billion to health and curing disease, and AI resilience (all of the things that could help society have a successful transition to a post-AGI world, including technical safety but also things like economic impact, cyber security, and much more). The nonprofit now has the ability to actually deploy capital relatively quickly, unlike before. In 2026 we expect that our AI systems may be able to make small new discoveries; in 2028 we could be looking at big ones. This is a really big deal; we think that science, and the institutions that let us widely distribute the fruits of science, are the most important ways that quality of life improves over time.
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this is genuinely the worst advice i have ever read in my entire life. this guy is 100% a virgin
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women will never understand how much we love these photos
This photo my boyfriend took of me. So obviously taken by a boyfriend. Every girlfriend I know has a photo of herself like this
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somebody should make an app where you can post if u slept with a woman. just call it bodycount
Tea is now the number one app on the App Store Tea is a women-only app where users anonymously share info and warnings about men to spot red flags and get feedback.
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Replying to @indif4ent
absolutely insane law, absolutely insane
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my brother has girl issues and has been running everything through chatgpt. turns out she has too. essentially just chatgpt in a relationship with chatgpt
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"keep his balls empty and his belly full"
Happy wife, happy life. What's the equivalent for husbands?
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text her. slide in her dms. the worst that can happen is she goes megaviral with a screenshot racking up millions of views and hundreds of thousands of likes all mocking you ruining your reputation forever
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i hate the usb c standard as much as the next guy but it is incredibly nice to only have to bring one charger w one cable for literally everything wherever i go
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Replying to @xlr8harder
enabling bad behavior just leads to more bad behavior
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rick rubin is lying btw. he is really technical and talented in what he does. he just loves to be perceived as some sort of shaman who just vibes
this is the dream
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hot take: the new tea dating app ironically will boost rather than nuke the dating chances of the featured so-called toxic men due to female psychology
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you will never reach the banana if you do not have the courage to climb
i have a folder on my computer named "keep going" here are some of the images inside of it: (part 3)
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every person you love has a version of you in their head that is slightly wrong. when you die, that's all that's left of you, dozens of distorted echoes, none of them truly you, just fragments warped by their own biases and memories. you will never be truly known
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told my wife i reach my beliefs by arguing with myself in my head until one side is out of arguments and she looked at me like i was an alien doesn't everybody do this
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why is this happening to everybody
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gottem
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this is so funny because fat people are literally eating in secret
When skinny people eat nothing but junk food we accept genetics are far more important than diet, but when overweight people are constantly dieting, people can't accept that for some reason. They must be eating in secret or something
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i feel like i see this post once a week but i never see any actual prints. what do you guys do with ur 3d printers
Starting to think that if you're a serious person, you need to own a 3D printer. Feels a bit like home computers in 80s/90s.
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Replying to @hollowearthterf
surely being married to one would give you some indication
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>caring for someone else >"unpaid" sociopathic generation
Managing his stress. Interpreting his moods. Holding his hand through feelings he won’t share with anyone else. All of it unpaid, unacknowledged, and often unreciprocated. Is it any wonder women are fed up?
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can't believe he did it
somebody should make an app where you can post if u slept with a woman. just call it bodycount
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how are you a loser in your own fantasy bro 💀
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if you're studying computer science drop out NOW. it's too late. u literally missed the boat. go find something else to do, and do it quickly
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max out your charisma stat. int isn't anywhere near as important. max out charisma first. be a charismachad not an intcel
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crack dealers bragging about how much crack they've sold
Now averaging over 200 billion Shorts daily views!
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why does this sound like a norm macdonald joke
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they broke up
my brother has girl issues and has been running everything through chatgpt. turns out she has too. essentially just chatgpt in a relationship with chatgpt
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almost leaked how i know wife is ovulating. managed to joke it away and i think she bought it. the girls cannot find out
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Replying to @Xhris57
don't use chatgpt to write your replies. if you have nothing to add you can just say "lmao" or whatever, or just not reply at all. literally anything is better than this bc it actually makes me want to block u
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the fact that important numbers like e and pi are irrational feels like proof our number system is fucked up. we made some mistake somewhere and that's why everything is shit
Of all of the random constants that show up everywhere for no reason, Euler’s number is the strangest to me
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the fact that she thinks left looks masculine shows we really need to bring back tomboys
What did the woman in this viral tweet change to "change sex?" Like, her hair?
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>does shrooms for the first time >"you're all assholes" incredible
Also much love to all of you. It weirdly feels like my consciousness is deeply intertwined with yours. Feels like family. You’re assholes and terrible. You’re also…nah, just mostly assholes and terrible. Still love you all anyways.
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i can't believe men are upset about this. you all joke about the most egregious shit ever and then a woman goes "lol balding" and you all lose your shit. get a grip
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nepal picked their new leader in a discord poll
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something is going on here but i can't quite figure out what
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i still think about this
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"i guess his principles didn't stand up against a nice set of t*ts" incredible. all of gender discourse summarized in one picture
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so the dating landscape today seems to be like women are narcissistic assholes and men are complete fucking losers? is that right?
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wait is this just this but for women?
why are women lying about this? like what's the actual cause?
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what famous men did we get during 2024
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this is giving me a panic attack. how could you be so stupid
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this is fucking me up
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Replying to @Babygravy9
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we are so back
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someone has to soyjak this
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fire the intern dawg. why the hell would I buy a computer that can't handle 47 tabs and "12 apps"??
"Dang, my computer’s running slow." –me, with 47 tabs open, 12 apps running simultaneously, and a podcast minimized in the background.
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i think about this a lot
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i still think about this
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Replying to @cringe_genius
you definitely killed him
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stop
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we know what it is. they know what it is. they even removed it from the dataset. that's how much they know it
what would you say in 2025 to prove you're a human?
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how many self help books does it take for you to realize you're just wasting your time
20 Books To Read In 2024
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why is chatgpt using "significant energy" isn't it just doing http requests and displaying text
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elons "woke_mind_virus deleted rm -rf" tweet plus him being caught paying someone to play his poe2 account on like the same day is an insane combo what is the man doing
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YOU GOTTA GIVE HIM THAT HAWK TUAH AND SPIT ON THAT THANG
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if you improve by 1% every day for a year you will be 365% better by the end of it
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Replying to @McNolf
if we have to go for the moms then yeag
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this is like 90% of people now btw
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why are women lying about this? like what's the actual cause?
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how was entire generations psyopped into thinking kids is worse than whatever hell this is
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a woman cheating is much worse than a man cheating
What opinion about cheating in Relationships will get you in this position.
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Replying to @JoshuAnansi
we should talk about it so that we can prevent it
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i mean
The economy is propped up by women, they spend money like nobody else. I've been around billionaires who watch their dollars closer than the average 20 year old in a big city.
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it's so funny when you ask the gc where everybody from and the americans start replying with states
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beyonce bodyguard. thiel antichrist. dubai chocolate. taylor swift jet. disney frozen. what is this called? and what else is like this?
Beyoncé released a song called “Bodyguard” to hide the Google search results about her yearlong affair with her bodyguard. Same thing is happening here with “Peter Thiel antichrist”
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LITERALLY ZERO PERCENT OF DATING DISCOURSE MATTERS WHEN YOU FIND THE ONE. ZERO. NADA. ZILCH. NOTHING AT ALL. DON'T YOU GET IT
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my wife is so hot I'm basically just bricked up at all times... when does it end
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why is it ribbed
Doing variable morphology is so simple with our approach. Here is are three fingers playing with a basketball. Still, inifinite DoF
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it's in the Bible
If somebody breaks into your house at night I think you should be allowed to legally kill them in self-defence
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i have no idea how women are supposed to fit into a male centric society with this shit
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