imagine you’re 5 years old and your parents are addicted to their phones
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6,765,183
I’ve been standing at the bus stop long enough to have walked to my destination
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one time my friend asked if we could stop at the dmv on the way to the border so he could get a passport. it was also a sunday
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1,963
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yesterday a guy at the grocery store said he was using chatgpt to make a grocery list and I straight up stabbed him in the parking lot. there was so much blood
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I’m going to try to do a day with zero stimulation soon. No phone no tv no books no music no food just sitting still and existing. it won’t fix me but it may damage me in a new and interesting way
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you can just lie to people. my necklace is vintage margiela. i make $315,000 a year. i was a session musician on beach houses last album. i love you
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thought of a new phrase - “butter from another udder”. still trying to figure out how to work it into conversation
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if you have a pure heart you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition
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I hate how you can't just add "weird" to every ebay search. I should be able to search "weird jeans" and get freaky looking jeans.
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pisses me off how europeans call the second floor the first floor. fucking irrational
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IM NOT AGAINST IT I SUPPORT MEN EXPERIMENTING WITH OTHER MEN AND I SUPPORT WOMEN WATCHING THAT HAPPEN
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31
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leaving my apartment knowing I’ll have to put the fitted sheet back on my bed when I get home tonight
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56
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6,581,043
there’s a very real possibility that two people on here have deep parasocial relationships with each other despite never openly interacting
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67
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every peat guy (and most lifting guys in general) posts absolutely psychotic meals
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26
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is this peaty? [kisses you on the cheek] is this based? [kisses you on the forehead] is this trad? [kisses you on the lips]
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nice body of work bro. sure would be a shame if it went under-appreciated during your lifetime only to be critically reevaluated by the following generation
5
72
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lots of people want to talk shit about him and try to bury him online but the tickle monster is one of the realest fucking guys I know and none of you know jack shit about what he’s really like in person and it just makes me fucking sick this cancel culture bullshit
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you just don’t understand being 17, smoking grape swishers full of your friends moms boyfriends dads homegrown in the garage, and putting on some lil peep
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8
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imagine sitting next to her on the library computers… reading fanfics playing flash games… complaining about our parents…
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went to the record store and looked at the sunset and found almost a full pack on the sidewalk
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Patti Smith doesn’t have a lot of time left on this earth, go see her. if you need anyone to take that pinkpanthress ticket off your hands my dm’s are open <3
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going to the bar across the street from your apartment is probably one of the most dangerous things you can do as an adult
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11
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if you came to my house I’d let you pour the biggest cup of juice in the whole wide world
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