Lurking Tulip 🔍
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“Punk” venues are so weird because they’ll have signs up that say shit like “DON’T RAPE” 😭
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It’s sad how underutilized the buttons on plastic lids are, I feel bad for whoever invented them
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Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore
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One time we got the pizza delivery guy to hit the bong and then every time he delivered food after that he expected it again
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I love the idea of a rapist seeing that and being like “huh, maybe I should cut it out”
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Oldhead at the bus stop was freestyling and just rapped “I like toys even though I’m 59 years young”
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Kendrick Lamar didn’t mention long covid once in his Super Bowl performance, and this is who yall calling revolutionary? Make it make sense
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For some reason this made me think about how everyone says their city has the worst drivers and the craziest weather lmao
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Texting a friend to hangout is like hitting up the plug to get some fun and laughter
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You like better music and television than everyone else. The world is amazed by your taste in music and television
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My super retarded coworker thinks I’m a genius because I send him stuff like this
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