Co-founder of @mythical. Good Mythical Morning. Rhett & Link’s Wonderhole. Making Music as James and the Shame
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Now is not the time to say things about something you don’t know shit about. There are people who have dedicated their lives to understanding infectious disease. PLEASE SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO THEM.
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Watching the murder of #GeorgeFloyd and the resulting protests, I was reminded of the way I used to think. I wrote a letter to former myself.
#LetterToAWhiteMan #BlackLivesMatter
Medium post: link.medium.com/BzNLhKgNW6
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I’ve never had an appetite for Youtube drama but dang y’all this @shanedawson series has reached Making a Murderer status.
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Happy birthday to @linklamont, my best friend for 35 years. For his birthday present, I'm going to sneak up on him while he's sleeping and return his hair to this glorious moment from our past. Don't tell him.
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Kid just came up to me and asked “are you the geek from Nerd Vs Geek?”
That’s a first
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I remember, when I was a Christian, thinking that Christianity was the best explanation for the way things were, and I assumed that people who left the faith must have thought they’d found a “better” explanation. 1/4
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It’s very difficult for me to believe that the best way to keep people from killing people is giving more people the ability to kill people.
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Attention guys who call other guys their age buddy:
STOP IT.
Buddy is for kids and dogs only.
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When COVID19 is all over, credit will be given (and gladly taken) by many. But know this: the real heroes will be the healthcare workers who risked their lives to treat the sick, the people who provided essential services, and the scientists responsible for the cure.
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Happy Birthday @LinkNeal. There’s no one I’d rather go through so many bad haircuts with.
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I sincerely apologize for losing my cool on today’s show. Not the best look for starting a new season. I’ll do better.
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My 10 yr old, alone in his room: "Hey Google, what's the world record for the longest fart?"
I believe the children are the future.
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Congrats to @markiplier and @CrankGameplays for #UnusAnnus. The daily video can be a grind and you guys pulled it off in style.
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Happy 36th Friendiversary, best friend! @LinkNeal
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As you might imagine, I have an especially big spot in my heart for longstanding internet comedy duos. I'm grateful to have played a part in this story and couldn't be more excited for the future of Smosh
We sold Smosh.
Ian & Anthony, the original founders of Smosh, have reunited and bought back the wildly popular brand they founded 18 years ago! We are extremely proud of everything we and Ian accomplished during our time working together, and will continue to be fans and friends to Smosh as they enter this new era!
We acquired Smosh 4 years ago in the first creator-to-creator acquisition of its kind— a huge moment in Mythical’s history. We couldn’t think of a more perfect outcome on our investment than selling Smosh back to the internet's other iconic best-friend duo. It's another pioneering first in the creator economy and a validation of our belief that creator-entrepreneurs will play a huge role in the future of entertainment.
Thank you for how you welcomed Smosh and their millions of fans into our community with open arms. Please join us in sending them our congrats on this next chapter!
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Happy Birthday @linkneal. Given how 2020 has gone so far, maybe you skip this one? You can be 41 for another year.
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A drunk guy dressed as Jack Sparrow just came up, pointed at me and yelled “Mimosa! Jason Mimosa!”
I’ll take it.
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It seems that one’s position on masks, vaccines, gun laws, global warming, etc is largely tied to whether they see themselves first as an individual or as a member of a collective.
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So, to my former self, who thought he’d never be able to live without the existential safety net of a well-defined God: I have found letting go to be more beautiful than holding on. Pulling up the roots has left me feeling strangely rooted. 4/4
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How many times do I have to die in #Fortnite before I’m actually dead inside?
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I used to believe I was immune to mental health issues. Getting overwhelmed with stress put me in a place where it became obvious that I needed help. Now that I’m getting help, I realize I should have made it a practice long ago. Don’t wait. #WorldMentalHealthDay
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My 10 yr old: Dad, that light is on the fritz.
Me: Did you just say “on the fritz?”
10 yr old: I read a lot.
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Rest In Peace Larry. You were the ultimate straight shooter. I’ll never forget this moment. #LarryKing
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Me to my 10 yr old: if u had to guess right now, what would u say you’d end up doing for a living?
“Still live in my room.”
“What? Why?”
“It’s hard to make it out there.”
Cue deep parental self-doubt.
Pause.
“Just kidding dad. Biologist.”
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I’m just a guy who eats strange things on the internet, so take all this with a grain of salt, but I think it might be helpful to acknowledge a number of things that are relevant to the tragic shooting in Atlanta yesterday (thread)
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2000 episodes of GMM. That means time for sparkly tuxedos and shorts. Thanks for still watching our dumb show.
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I’ve known this guy for 34 of his 40 years. FORTY. Yes I said FORTY. That’s twice as old as a college junior and thrice as old as an eighth grader, and while I don’t know the linguistic equivalent of thrice for four and beyond, that’s four times as old a… ift.tt/2xClzko
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When you go to the grocery store just to buy one thing it sorta feels like you should be able to steal it
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I don’t know how your 4th is going but my son asked my mother-in-law to make ice cubes out of sweet tea so the tea wouldn’t get watered down and SHE DID IT.
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Last night I heard a mom offer her son $100 to finish his sushi. At first I was like “that’s so LA and not to mention horrible parenting” but then that little shit ate that raw fish like it was a PB&J.
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I haven’t replaced Christianity with a system that adequately explains the mysteries of the Universe. Instead, I am trying to fully embrace and accept the mystery. To let it linger. To resist the impulse to demand a resolution. 3/4
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Usually when people call you an enabler it's a bad thing. But all of you Mythical Beasts are enablers in the best of ways. You've enabled us to make this ridiculous show for 10 years. TEN YEARS! Here's to what's next!
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Some people say we’re never gonna shake hands again after COVID-19.
I disagree.
We’ll all be so excited about safe physical contact that full-on tongue kissing will be the official greeting.
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However, I can now freely admit that leaving the faith wasn’t about finding a better explanation. Rather, it was about finally abandoning my insistence that there be an explanation in the first place. 2/4
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The people: please do something on #GMM besides eat. Like you used to do when you would just talk!!
Us: makes an episode where we don’t eat and just talk about stuff.
The people: Siiiiiike we ain’t watchin that shit
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If @rihanna ever agrees to be on GMM I will move mountains to have a floating platform for her
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Last night @linklamont and I discussed the far future of youtube and realized that there will come a time when the oldest youtuber in the world will be popular just for being really old. We predicted that person would be @HilaKleinH3. Sorry @h3h3productions she will outlive you.
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i’ve got a pill stuck in my throat and all i can think of is how good my life was before i had this pill stuck in my throat really puts things in perspective
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Too close to home
When you make a breakthrough in therapy nitter.app/Seauxmali/status/11807…
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I’ve been working on a personal music project since 2019. First single drops next Friday 7/15. Pre-save it now: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/ja…
A little background about all this (thread)…
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Shout out to the guy who just got a picture with me and led with “I barely watch the show”
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Hey y’all. We are so upset that this happened. We and the Mythical Crew were ready to go but we we were prevented from going live for reasons completely outside our control. We’re gutted. And we’re committed to making it right.
Mythical Beasts, we are so incredibly sorry. Moment House could not get us live tonight. We promise to make this right for all of you.
Please know, we are just as disappointed as you are.
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Thank u all for the birthday love. I started this day thinking 42 was just another number, but now I believe it to be the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.
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Show me a cat do this nitter.app/buitengebieden_/status…
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People who wear all black seem cool until you picture them doing all the required lint rolling.
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My wife got me a bidet for my birthday. She knows the way to my heart: a jet of water up my butt.
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As a business owner with over 80 employees, I want America to get back to work as soon as possible. But doing so wisely involves listening to the experts, not ignoring or dismissing them.
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just cuz you say goodbye doesn't mean you won't say hello again like you do every time you fucking tease
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They say they’re celebrating the birth of the “Prince of Peace” but it certainly looks like they’re celebrating the birth of the “Prince of 400 rounds per minute”
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Thank u for the outpouring of love and thoughtful responses to my story. The fact that the vast majority of you have engaged with respect, genuine curiosity, and empathy reminds me how amazing this community is. ❤️ #BYMB #earbiscuits
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I am not making this up and it’s especially hilarious considering I just made @LinkNeal watch this movie recently. A guy who delivered me a couch saw Link in the backyard and said, “hey bro, is that the guy who played Cameron in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off?”
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I just published “Thoughts on Confederate Statues from a Southern White Male” medium.com/p/thoughts-on-con…
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Me in line at the drive thru: imma be good and get a salad.
Drive thru guy: how can I help you?
Me, looks at picture on menu:
*pause*
gimme that new burger with bacon, cheese, bbq sauce, & maple syrup that’s deep fried and served on a donut.
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I enthusiastically recommend this compelling piece of fanfiction: archiveofourown.org/works/74… 😬
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Our kids are getting some pretty epic material for their “back in my day” stories they’ll tell their future grandkids
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"I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.” 1 Timothy 2:12
I’m glad you don’t believe that bullshit anymore, Jessie ❤️
I may regret this in the morning when I wake up with renewed self control, but that ain’t now.
Christians-I’m talking to you. If someone goes through the grueling process of leaving the faith that they committed their lives to, the one in which they found purpose and meaning
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Just told our 9yr old to take some clean clothes to his room.
My wife said “do not just throw them somewhere. Put them away.”
As he ascended the stairs he said “Operation Throwing Them Somewhere in progress”
Pretty good.
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I just published “Let’s Talk About the Way We Talk About Guns” medium.com/p/lets-talk-about…
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Happy Mythical Thanksgiving to each and every Mythical Beast out there. I’m grateful for this incredible community that has made living the dream possible.
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A fairly common response to examples of Christians behaving badly (like my last tweet) is "hey, not all Christians."
I agree.
But maybe a more fruitful exercise would be asking why this vicious combo of ignorance/arrogance/aggression has found such a comfy home in the church?
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So happy for you guys. nitter.app/h3h3productions/status…
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