LESS LONELY 🥀 comedian, horny cherub 👼🏻 netflix, hbomax, hulu, etc. consulting producer on #KingofDrag. ig @jamestomxo 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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new workout goal is to have a body where after I commit a crime, the media posts my shirtless pics and everyone's like WOW
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lesbians: NO PRIDE IN GENOCIDE! DYKES AGAINST DEPORTATION! PROTECT TRANS KIDS!
gay guys: if you're under 7 inches do NOT say hung 😤
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"I asked chatgpt"
I confided in amazon
I confessed to mcdonald's
I have an inside joke with exxon mobil
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the american culture of denying where our food comes from makes me sick. picking a living animal for slaughter is a core part of many asian food cultures. it reminds us it actually came from an animal. but u would rather just look away and consume
Chef Gordon Ramsay is facing backlash on TikTok after posting a video in which he appeared to select a lamb to slaughter for a meal, rubbing his hands together while repeatedly saying "yummy."
nbcnews.to/3QhkYbn
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the fact that we can even have a lesbian emu farmer influencer who is also a god fearing conservative racist shows the failure of identity based representation politics
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u ever rediscover a song you were really into when u were ~17 and it's like whoa what did I THINK I was going through
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coming out as "queer" is the boringest thing a female celebrity could do. who cares? we all want to have sex with women. we all want to feel their breath against our neck. we all want them to grab a fistful of our hair and spit into our trembling, eager mouth. big whoop. we all
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sorry to be dark but I wish I had seen more live music before I was afraid of dying in a crowd
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everyone's blaming media illiteracy for ppl mistaking poo crave for pop crave but babe that's just regular illiteracy 😓
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so the seinfeld AI got banned for being transphobic, but what he said is actually a hilarious satire of the state of stand up comedy today
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I guess I get the impulse to "check on your asian friends" and I appreciate that ppl think of me, but having an inbox full of ppl wanting to engage me abt a mass murder is jarring tbh
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liberals: racism will end when all the old white men die 😆
*George HW Bush dies*
liberals: omg 😞 RIP a humanitarian 😞😞 gone too soon 💔
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I feel like people are forgetting that a main quality of a twink is being gay
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we need a real queer teen drama about normal queer teen things like wanting to be in the play but learning to operate the light & sound board instead
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just loudly BOOOed a woman tearing down pro-Palestine posters on the street, and I just think we don't boo ppl enough as a society anymore
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you "practiced" kissing other girls at sleepovers, I was a teen virgin getting off to a female dental tech sticking her gloved fingers in my mouth to gingerly and painfully tighten my braces while cooing "good girl." we r not the same
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leave it to lesbians to call a movie "Happiest Season" and it's 1 hr 40 minutes of abject emotional suffering
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sorry to bring this up again, but didn't that bitch write a whole part where the girl ghost sneaks into the boys' bathroom so she can watch boys bathe??
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you're her ex shooting your shot now that she's graduated from ballet girl to lead soprano. I have a mannequin of her in a wedding gown in my lair under the opera house. we are not the same
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"somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in february of last year" laid the groundwork for gender discourse to enter the mainstream
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sorry but the two genders are "reveals unexpected they pronouns during pronoun round" and "group did the pronoun round specifically bc you're sitting there"
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found out I got declined to audition for a trans guy role bc my bio says "nonbinary" and I know we're allll trying to figure out how to cast trans roles respectfully but becoming so rigid that trans ppl LOSE opportunities is not it
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the most realistic part of Mulan is the implication that women are more attracted to Mulan dressed as a soldier than they are to any of the men
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shout out to the normative looking, potentially straight(?) cis lady receptionist at planned parenthood who is wearing all three "he/him" "she/her" and "they/them" pins for pride. go off quing I love ya
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I am not afraid of the apocalypse, I was a girl scout for 13 years. I'll just do what I did then: have a crush on an older girl
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"chappell roan is the first lesbian to ever make good music" you tweet from your car, smugly
"excuse me first WHITE lesbian" you add. that'll show the haters you're woke
ready to continue your day, you start your car but it won't budge.
the Indigo Girls have slashed your tires
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so annoying that being the only person wearing a mask in a place makes ME look unvaccinated just let me be traumatized!!!!!!!
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society is so obsessed with binaries that we've convinced ourselves ass is the opposite of titties
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sorry but "what good is all that idol money if you're paying 2400 for a Los Feliz one bedroom like the rest of the plebs" is pretty much why SAG is on strike
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I auto pass on guys who make this tight lipped grimace in pics bc to me it indicates low self esteem
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watching Lexi Love confront her demons while surrounded by 22 year olds contains a life lesson for me, methinks
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I've been waiting 10 minutes for iced coffee bc the baristas won't stop talking about astrology. feel like I'm in a misogynistic sketch about white women
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Parasite's oscar sweep is a huge win for representation for me, the guy living in your basement
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legally blonde is about being discriminated against for being too hot, and that's why I relate to it
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mannn I keep being like why do I feel so depressed and then I'm like oh yeah it's because the world is very bad
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white people think all asians come from either japan or china. which is ridiculous, bc as an asian american I know all asians come from either norcal or socal
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clubchalamet going where target will not
Happy Pride Month! The Chalamet fandom is particularly special because we have a large gay fanbase due to the critically acclaimed performances of Timothée Chalamet in his Oscar nominated role as Elio in 'Call Me By Your Name', and his haunting and brilliant performance as bisexual Lee in 'Bones and All'. Now more than ever, we need to show support to the 🏳️🌈 flag because especially in the US, with the current administration demonizing DEI initiatives, this has gravely impacted the queer community when they need support the most in these trying times.
And unfortunately, for this year's #PrideMonth, major organizations that used to sponsor Pride events, have backed away due to their newly adopted anti-DEI stance and have abandoned the queer community. I've always took pride in my kinship with the queer community, most particularly with gay men because they've always gravitated towards me for trust, safety, and friendship (ie. the Arts and Gossip🤗)! One of my bestie gay friends is like a big brother to me and he has enriched my life in ways I can't explain.
Know that you're all loved and that a LOT of good humans will join you in celebrating Pride Month! 🫶🏽🏳️🌈
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I love sailor moon for suggesting the height of domesticity is being a lesbian couple with a live-in 3rd, all coparenting a child who is the harbinger of all death
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seated for Love Lies Bleeding. the lesbians next to me didn't come together but are bonding over the pre-show. one ordered too much churro popcorn so now they're sharing. I am rapt with suspense. is this the moment they find love
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many have critiqued that saltburn's aesthetics are copied from other films, but nobody told me one was fall out boy's "sugar we're goin' down" music video
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people are like "if Bigfoot is real, how come there are no good photos" but like have u ever tried to take a picture of a cat
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literally cannot imagine canceling ziwe, she is a viral megastar. this show catapulted her into high celebrity, that doesn't happen bc no one is watching!! loser behavior tbh
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it's huge that she said no to the white house atp in her career. she blew up in the last 3 months... she doesn't have established superstar money or opportunities yet. white house would've been huge but she stood by her morals instead. sorry to even engage this is just so dumb
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my take on "nonbinary" vs "genderqueer" as someone who has identified as one or the other for years, is that words mean nothing, especially in english
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sometimes ppl are like "but u and (ur ex) were so happy!" and ur like lol no babe we were PHOTOGENIC
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give 👏🏼 gay 👏🏼 people 👏🏼 an 👏🏼 island
‘Give gay people an island’, says ‘hateful’ Republican lawmaker. ‘They’ll be gone after 40 years’ pinknews.co.uk/2021/04/02/re…
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it's always funny when str8 yt men have egos bc they're like "everyone's gonna know my name. mark smith"
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I was expecting a post-vax spring of hedonism & self objectification but instead I feel "protective" of "my energy" and want to be with people I "trust" 🙄 what a ripoff
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the most realistic part of RENT is when the two str8 white guys are like "here's the art that's been tormenting me all year" and Roger's is a song that rhymes "your eyes" with "your eyes" and Mark's is basically a slideshow, and they both choose to do this when a woc needs help
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unpopular maybe but I do want to see ziwe take george santos on. I do think she knows what she's doing. girl single handedly tanked andrew yang's run for mayor
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I found $11 on the sidewalk in SF and nothing brings me more joy than knowing that later tonight some fucking tech bro will be at a taco truck thinking he has exactly enough cash for tacos... and he doesn't. I do. I have enough cash for tacos.
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I like disney's hercules bc it's a love story about a teen himbo and a jaded 35 year old woman
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*whispers* it's absolutely necessary that cis women show solidarity with trans women, AND, the debate about inclusive language wrt abortion is about trans MEN and transmasculine people. transphobia against trans men manifests as invisibilization, and this is an example of that!!
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what is it like to be straight and watch Portrait of a Lady on Fire?? is it like when I watch the Office
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the truth is I switched from "genderqueer" to "nonbinary" bc it sounded cool and I'll switch again to whichever sounds cool later. either way I have a giant d*ck
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grindr guy told me he's never been with a trans guy but wants to, he's "heard good things." I'm loving the idea of gay guys sitting around excitedly talking about crushing their first puss
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look I AGREE I should not be making jokes like this but until we get US gun control I have no choice
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btwn Anne Hathaway as the Grand High Witch and Emma Stone as Cruella I am terrified of the un-MILF washing of our most beloved villainesses! please won't someone think of the MILVES 😩
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as far as chatting with strangers, I can only handle very inane ("what's ur fav color starburst") or deeply revealing and vulnerable ("that's why I've always suspected my father might be gay") but fucking NOTHING in between
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can I offer that the beauty of movies and art is seeing stories about ppl who are different from your exact self & this increasingly narrow way of speaking about who stuff is "for" wrt characters' identities actually encourages the idea that marginalized stories are not relatable
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