Iron Lung. Coming soon to theaters.
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You’ll never guess what I got for my birthday.
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10 years of YouTube today!
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I don’t care if you don’t want to hear this; overturning Roe v. Wade is an erosion of women’s rights and reinforces this absurd, backwards notion that women shouldn’t be allowed to be in control of their own bodies. If you DON’T think that’s absurd and backwards, fuck you.
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Pissed off doesn’t even begin to describe how I feel right now. Just a complete fucking disgrace from top to bottom.
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For real though, thank you for being there with us all the way to the end. I will never forget Unus Annus for as long as I live.
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Well this is inconvenient timing…
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…really guys?
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I FARTED!!
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I pooped.
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Guys... I think In Space with Markiplier got nominated for an Emmy...
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Hey, what’d I miss?
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yeah... YouTube cut it. sure glad lixian, marcus, rachel, nervly, and I busted our asses to get the segment ready for the big Game On event just for it to be cut without warning. fuck that, i'll put it on my channel tomorrow.
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...huh
MARKIPLIER FANS ARE UNBEATABLE
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good mourning
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Happy birthday, Chica!
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I’m home.
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Happy birthday to me and me onLY
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FYI still at the hospital. Apparently farting wasn’t enough to unlock the doors.
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My birthday wish is to fight every single one of you in a dimly lit alley.
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I am retiring from the internet effective immediately.
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I’m home!
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straightened hair
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5 years of wakin’ up to this snoot every morning. Boop it today for 5 years of good luck.
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I’ve done it before, I’ll do it again
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It is done.
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Yeah it’s broke
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I’m... flattered?
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...did YouTube really cut the rest of my segment?
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Update: Still at the hospital but doing alright. Doctors are waiting with baited breath for me to fart as a sign that I won’t need surgery.
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Has anyone seen Chica?
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What an honor guys. Thank you #streamys for this incredible win.
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Fair is fair @TeamYouTube where’s my strike? #AnswerUsYouTube
Markiplier also made a video laughing about the same fake road rage incident. When will he be getting his strike? @TeamYouTube #AnswerUsYoutube
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guys... you won’t believe what just happened right now...
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tomorrow
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Happy birthday.
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I’m gonna fucking scream…
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Might’ve broken my foot
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yeah yeah, I'm getting to it
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My mom got me CANDLES for my birthday! This is not a joke. She literally threw candles at me and said, “Happy Birthday!” No cake. Just candles. You have to retweet this... it’s my birthday...
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I swear if they just send me a whole pallet of green beans...
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It’s time
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Amy, Chica, Henry, and I are all safe and sound. The fires in LA are beyond intense and still spreading but rest assured I am on top of the most current info and staying safe. I hope you are doing the same, thank you.
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y’know?
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The Final Hour of Unus Annus piped.video/aDQ3nfBbPWM
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…you guys jumped the gun a bit because I DIDN’T EVEN FART YET!!
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Run
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Guys… I just saw Ethan in the hospital… he’s completely fine but emotionally devastated at how cut his finger is. The doctor says that the only cure is to get him more attention or he’ll have to amputate. Not sure what but something is getting chopped.
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Replying to @sleepydreemsy
nice to meet you
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Happy New Year!
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2020 - A Comprehensive Review
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You are hereby allowed to perform The Dance of Italy™️ until midnight tonight.
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This is gonna tank my wikifeet score...
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don’t
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Iron Lung. Coming Soon.
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????
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3 Simple Truths: 1) I’m untall 2) I’m talln’t 3) You can’t define trans people out of existence
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5000th video today. Hmm.
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I am hosting Creator Clash 2. Just me. By myself. As you can see in the attached picture. I am alone.
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Replying to @smledog15578
nice to meet you
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Replying to @SantaDecides
Fuck you, Santa
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Memento Mori
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…they haven’t DM’d me…
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You had nothing to do with this. Full stop. The shooter, who should be forgotten to the ass-end of history, is only trying to create division. Anyone that believes or spreads the message that you were associated with this in any way is doing exactly what the shooter wants.
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THERE WAS A SPIDER IN MY VR HEADSET. Horror game bout to reach a whole new level of immersion holy shit.
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heh
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Replying to @markplrhospital
…excuse me?
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YOU HAD ONE JOB!!
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Hey guys :) Just wanted to let you know how proud I am of you. You’re really killing it out there and don’t let anyone tell you different (:
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Had a donut dream. So I ordered some donuts. End of discussion.
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Seriously… y’all are worrying over nothing. Here’s Chica with ALL of her leg(s) being super adorable!
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I literally forgot to upload today.
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If you watch In Space with Markiplier I’ll tell you why I’m in the hospital again.
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Replying to @macheteplier
the selfie
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Replying to @markplrhospital
This count is accurate. Tomorrow’s won’t be.
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Too be absolutely clear I don't blame the moistest man on the internet @MoistCr1TiKaL at all for this. Fair is fair and if this is the game that @TeamYouTube wants to play, I've got my Spongebob costume on and am ready to throw hands.
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You don’t get a second chance. What we had was special and wonderful and you still threw it all away. I get it, Tim’s handsome as hell but I was THE Sour Patch Review channel. Key word…WAS.
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No, of course I didn’t pack any pants for my trip to Austin! STOP ASKING!!
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oh god... oh fuck...
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lol there it is
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gottem
Thanks @markiplier for the scariest watch alert I've ever had
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DM me you cowards @TakisUSA
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YouTube's down... Can it really be true? Am I finally... free?
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Hey @cvspharmacy you’ve been giving me nothing but trouble with getting a prescription filled for months and no one is giving me a straight answer. And now this morning I found out that my prescription magically disappeared from your system. What gives?
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I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 BILLBOARDS!!!
markiplier is now officially a man with FIVE billboards. let that sink in.
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So far so good…
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Happy Birthday, Chica!! 5 years old... I can hardly believe it. You’ve filled my life with more love than I could have ever imagined! Can’t wait to see where our next walkie takes us!
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4 Years with Chica 😊
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Chica was a BAD and chased a squirrel into the street... So I punished her by removing her ability to walk. She loves walking so this was definitely a punishment. Definitely. She hated it. Look at her face. Pure sadness.
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Today.
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Replying to @transmeatloaf
nah they’re robots
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We’re your camp counselors this year.
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I know how to say, “I’M FULL” in Korean. I know how to say, “I’M FULL” in English. But for some strange reason my entire family goes mysteriously deaf whenever I say either... ...and then they pile more food on my plate.
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Replying to @markplrhospital
Both wrong.
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