I exist and so does my wife.

Oklahoma, USA
Aw man now I’m never gonna reach 400k
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nvm
Wilbur Soot is on the nice list!
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19,174
261,290
7,764,320
Nvm
Xbox is on the nice list.
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9,422
232,093
8,489,819
was
Reuben from Minecraft: Story Mode is on the nice list!
436
3,943
140,433
2,948,356
I ratio’d past me
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1,600
104,193
2,413,027
The day this account reaches 500k followers, I’m putting EVERY single person who likes this tweet on a GIANT billboard.
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4,601
82,612
2,342,114
EVERYONE WHO REPLIES WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS IS ON THE NICE LIST THIS YEAR!
37,532
4,455
82,018
3,502,180
*sigh* nvm
George has made it on the nice list!
250
3,456
71,936
1,962,708
Shelby is on the nice list! :)
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3,819
68,940
761,564
Forever one of my best moments online. Thank you ❤️
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1,771
64,198
Well someone’s being judgy today
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3,174
61,830
1,140,642
cool if i just skip Ohio?
829
2,609
61,237
1,919,762
Markiplier is on the nice list!
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1,437
62,088
2,017,687
The day this account reaches 300k followers, I’m gonna put every single person who likes this tweet in a YouTube video saying they’re on the nice list. Even if there’s 20k people that join.
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2,266
59,264
1,775,255
Nintendo is on the naughty list!
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3,281
53,893
Ph1LzA has made it on the nice list!
126
718
57,162
Kanye West is on the naughty list.
431
2,708
54,908
2,962,537
:(
Ozzy Osbourne is on the nice list!
48
1,267
50,260
736,359
YOU JINXED US. ANYONE WHO SAID “2024 will be the best year ever”. NOW MATPAT LEFT US
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2,943
46,158
929,271
I’ve decided to change my mind on the brits…. This year. You’ve transitioned to the nice list last minute Tommy.
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44,811
Jacksepticeye has made it another year on the nice list!
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846
41,094
Quackity is on the nice list!
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2,774
40,958
i am almost certain only one of us carries, i think i’ll be fine 🎅
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1,480
39,001
831,679
MatPat is on the nice list!
205
1,847
38,667
916,731
Kamala Harris is on the naughty list
185
1,794
37,695
11,608,503
This is on the naughty list.
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2,470
35,843
1,314,908
Quackity is on the nice list!
295
3,230
37,285
556,593
Reply and we’ll put a Santa hat on your profile picture!
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1,588
34,103
Donald Trump is on the nice list!
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1,699
33,308
16,708,852
Christmas is in 69 days!
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4,297
32,972
Sssniperwolf is on the naughty list
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1,600
31,685
919,138
The FNAF movie is on the nice list!
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2,366
31,988
1,396,478
90% of film critics are on the naughty list
The FNAF movie is on the nice list!
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2,270
32,052
700,141
Blame the meme, not the wholesome man
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1,492
30,805
571,625
Patches is on the nice list!
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1,764
31,167
IF WE REACH 200K FOLLOWERS BY CHRISTMAS I GET TO BE SKITTLES FOR A DAY. RETWEET :D
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30,087
Goodnight elves! I just wanna say I really appreciate having you all around and sharing so many wholesome moments with each other. ❤️ Have a great night!
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1,488
29,682
577,494
Christmas man Ranboo is on the nice list!
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901
29,461
Pomni is no longer on the nice list, she is on the nicer list!
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2,149
27,728
589,299
missed me.
i’m ready for you, you jolly bastard.
19
893
28,217
1,008,045
Freddy Fazbear is on the nice list!
210
2,065
27,772
677,356
were
The Afton Kids are on the nice list!
257
1,363
27,171
994,227
Chica is on the nice list!
147
1,466
26,727
485,908
Replying to @markiplier
When, Mark
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26,678
365,011
STOP SCROLLING! this is IMPORTANT! Hi, everyone who says it back is on the nice list.
11,801
1,206
26,433
790,915
Pedos are on the naughty list. Stay away from kids.
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25,853
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I lost 12k followers supporting Trump in this election. I got blocked by hundreds of people I considered friends. Potential work clients stopped responding to me. I got death threats. I was told to end my life a million times. Would I do it again? ABSOLUTELY! 🎅🇺🇸 All of you here with me are on the nice list! Thank you for all the support, and I look forward to the next 4 years.
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1,264
25,445
711,300
Green hair Jacksepticeye is on the nice list!
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25,514
If you see this within 48 hours of being posted, you’re on the nice list! If you see it after 48 hours, I’ve got some bad news.
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1,472
25,929
466,527
hang on, let me finish voting for trump first
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401,915
BLM is on the naughty list. Yes black lives do matter. So do white, Asian, Mexican, green and blue. Don’t riot.
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1,162
24,649
6,017,552
Cody Rhodes is on the nice list!
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2,730
25,049
767,705
Mumza is on the nice list!
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474
24,840
Pelo is on the nice list!
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1,160
23,726
Taylor swift is on the nice list!
141
1,886
24,068
Twitch is on the naughty list.
286
1,014
23,795
743,205
The creator of Skibidi Toilet is on the naughty list.
726
1,344
22,964
777,037
Markiplier is on the nice list!
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1,161
22,848
Every single follower is on the nice list!
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2,644
21,600
Technodad is obviously on the nice list. ❤️
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23,006
Covid is forever on the naughty list for harming good Irish man Jacksepticeye. 😤
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22,864
Replying to @Bobisminion
Happens
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368
22,865
192,194
If anybody deserves the nice list it’s Eret.
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22,968
Boyfriends web comic is on the naughty list
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1,855
21,370
586,937
Pomni is on the nice list!
225
1,956
21,237
618,773
Josh Hutcherson Whistle edits are on the naughty list
371
1,829
21,143
459,074
Yandere Dev is on the naughty list.
225
1,450
20,389
567,019
Every single follower is on the nice list!
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1,896
20,100
Bats are on the nice list!
205
1,702
19,302
Controversy time: Dream is on the nice list.
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834
20,354
Minecraft YouTubers CHILL
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1,977
20,665
358,376
Tw//Suicide All the fan interaction I’ve received since I said I like mcyt is just so wholesome 💕❤️♥️
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20,237
There’s a surprise at the bottom. ……………………………………………………………… ……………………………………………………………… ……………………………………………………………… ……………………………………………………………… ……………………………………………………………… Will be a while, be warned. Only some will have the willpower to see the gift. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You’re not even close yet. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bit closer . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Okay almost there . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Okay this isn’t really that bad tbh . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You’re on the nice list this year for the scrolling dedication.
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EVERYONE WHO REPLIES WITHIN THE NEXT TWO HOURS IS ON THE NICE LIST! This is the final chance I will give anyone this year.
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954
19,386
1,046,096
Obviously Technoblade is on the nice list!
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20,048
LAST MINUTE! TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
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335
19,547
Tadashi WAS on the nice list!
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800
19,156
RobTop games is on the nice list!
112
1,147
18,886
510,392
Netflix got coal for Christmas
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1,426
18,963
599,469
KSI has been added to the nice list!
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18,998
Replying to @UN_Women
What about sperm donations
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550,630
Reply with “Subscribe to Technoblade”
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19,184
Replying to @thekiller12930
did to himself
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18,757
323,503
Sharing is caring
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1,048
18,730
299,366
William Afton is on the naughty list.
204
1,137
18,585
379,059
Commies are on the naughty list.
497
1,163
17,775
1,275,469
Jack Manifold is on the nice list!
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200
19,022
KINGER HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE NICE LIST! He’s now on the nicer list!
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1,107
18,028
316,043
Doug is on the nice list!
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1,645
18,170
503,227
135
528
17,891
280,104
Foolish Gamers is on the nice list!
72
1,399
18,891
307,514
Jacksepticeye is on the nice list again this year!!
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18,021
383,673
It’s time for the final push… Following 2 who reply with “Subscribe to Technoblade”
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789
18,231
How dare-
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444,643
I will personally hand deliver a gift to one of my followers who like this post. Delivery will be done December 15th.
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450,265
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17,790
206,439
Unity is on the naughty list
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1,027
17,321
481,091
ratio
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17,335
604,035
Me: I like a car Humanity:
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16,697
469,047
I guess I’ll wait another year for this answer…
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Well that’s naughty!
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16,504
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