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Said i would give her that good mythical in the morning but she’s not rhetty to link…
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I don't have a heating pad so whenever i'm on my period i just put my macbook on my stomach and play the sims
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Sorry i’m late, there was an evil troll blocking the bridge and his riddles were really hard today
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When i am high, no tweet will go unliked, no cat will go unkissed and no sweet little treat will go unenjoyed
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Imagine ur card declines at the hookah lounge and they delete your snapchat stories
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One time i took 20 shots of soju and recorded chowder like i was at a concert
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When your card declines at therapy so they bring out the guy you technically didn’t date
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Whenever I run out of weed i’m like Fuckkkk why did I smoke that blunt on June 12th 2022
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No i’d never meet up with someone off a dating app but i would cross the country for a twitter mutual
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Every friend group got that one homie who completely lost himself and is now only a shell of who he used to be
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I’m feeling much better now that I’m on drugs and alcohol. 😁🍇🦄💫🙌🪄 Thank God! 🪄🙌💫🦄🍇😁
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Whenever I have buffalo wings I always wipe my hands on my dog and he screams loud as fuckkkkk
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bitches with no furniture be like “get the fuck outta my house” bitch fuck you and this dance studio
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Hit a temu vape and now both my arms are numb and i can’t see the color blue anymore
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I let him hit because i let him hit in every past lifetime. We will find each other in every life.
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I love roger from american dad in a way that is so deep and personal that it almost feels like he loves me back
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hey, i'm interested in loving you unconditionally for the rest of eternity, is that cool?
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Shelley duvall is the first celebrity i’ve seen die and not immediately get edited into the xxxtentacion half face picture
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Wow this song makes me feel like i’m being stabbed in the heart and am bleeding out.. I need to listen to it on repeat for the next 10 hours
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Whenever i get sad i go to the garage, close the door, start my tesla and pretend im killing myself until i feel better
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i hate doing psychedelics with other ppl because bro over here bugging, talking ab “is this really all there is”. can you please shut up, i’m trying to hands-free cum
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