I love him more than I have ever loved anything or anyone in my entire life
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yesterday I started a new job at a healthcare practice and I am still reeling over how I was treated for masking. in orientation, one of the new providers kept turning around to stare at me. when I was introduced to the team, a handful gave me dirty looks. one even asked if I
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$50k annually works out to $24.04 hourly, about what minimum wage should be if it were tied to inflation and productivity we should all be making $50k minimum
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was sick. "no," I lied, "someone I live with is immunocompromised." it's so upsetting. it's so pervasive. thank fuck I only have 9 more days there.
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Replying to @PinkNews
somehow I don't think we would see the same result had the teacher shown a movie featuring a heterosexual main character
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Replying to @dan_skeptic
we need bodily autonomy. why should the husband's desires take precedence over the wife's? he doesn't have to carry a baby for nine months.
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y'all please stop interacting with this tweet I don't need anti-science chucklefucks in my mentions
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Replying to @knguyenpoetry
my department made 140% of goal last month. in march, they said if we met or exceeded goal they'd give us a bonus. you know what we got for the month of may? a fucking taco lunch.
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Replying to @genxjenh
the vast majority are ambivalent; one even said she'd try to hunt down a mask for today but no luck. it's an intensive behavioral health practice who goes on and on about how proud they are of remission rates but what good is remission if your patient dies of covid YOU GAVE THEM
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Replying to @halomancer1
ok I'll be honest $1 a year isn't bad but since he fired the entire security team I simply do not trust twitter to keep my financial information secure so I would never pay πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
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Replying to @SRA_DFW
it's funny because this IS unacceptable. armed militia members shouldn't have to defend destitute people with no roof over their head who are simply existing. we SHOULD fund homes for all. but that isn't who we are more, so armed militia members it is.
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Replying to @FalconryFinance
there's no way this is legal. it's a fire hazard. how are they supposed to escape in the event of an emergency?
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Replying to @cocainehitlerr
we're all gonna have gaps in Q2 and Q3 of 2020 and every employer is STILL gonna ask why
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Replying to @Theonewhocums_
you just gotta walk in with your resume, stare them in the eye, and give 'em a firm handshake!!!!!!
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Replying to @prstskrzkrk
a tenant dying on your property is just one of the risks you take as a landlord. tough shit. if you wanted a safer investment get into bonds.
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wasn't it white people who fought to keep slavery?
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being hetero isn't anymore natural than having brown hair. sexuality is just another trait you're born with.
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Replying to @Gritty20202
when I worked at malwart part of my job was disposing dozens of large bins of food every night. they did not pay me enough to afford rent and food. I was starving. do you have any idea how painful it is to waste food when your belly is empty. when your body is eating itself.
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Replying to @CovidintheChart
that's like unbuckling someone's seatbelt and driving into oncoming traffic. fucks sake. if they can't press charges I hope they can discharge that patient. unbelievable. and after the past four years of HCW sacrificing so much to keep our society functional. I'm at a loss.
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if you want him to resume his posting you could try supporting a ceasefire. you know, instead of mocking someone for calling attention to the death and destruction of his people.
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for a group that's always screeching about biology 101 it sure doesn't seem like you understand the basics of human physiology
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Replying to @flowerfacemusic
in high school my BFF was introducing me to her pastor who asked me how I was and I meant to say "I'm fine" and "hi" but it came out "I'm high"
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Replying to @brownecfm
reminds me of the implementation of hand washing in the medical field. Semmelweis died mocked, ostracized, and in an asylum for daring to say "maybe doctors should take basic steps to avoid killing their patients"
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Replying to @BadMedicalTakes
ah yes, object impermanence. if you cannot see it, it cannot exist. explains that guy's intellect.
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Replying to @BadMedicalTakes
does.. does he think you only take your birth control when you need your births controlled? like "oh I'm meeting Steve later, better remember my pill!"? he does, doesn't he.
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Replying to @TheMcKenziest
"pay me to fix the thing I broke"
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Replying to @thehouseofpod
idk man I saw someone argue that trans vaginal ultrasounds were for trans people earlier and that is hard to top
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Replying to @Gritty20202
I decided I needed to job hunt because my current employer has refused a wage increase for the third year in a row and nobody, I mean nobody, is paying a dime more. I literally cannot afford to live. $350 for a couple weeks of groceries for one person? $1350 for a one bedroom??
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finally sitting down to watch Oh Brother Where Art Thou for the first time and it's like this was synthetically engineered in a lab to be my favorite movie what the fuck hie has this been hiding from me for 24 years
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Replying to @anarchoboognish
thank you for posting this. until now, I never knew the pure unbridled joy of emailing someone a photo of my cat taking a shit. I can die happy πŸ₯Ή
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they will be baked soon alhamdulillah
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my cats name is Sir Macaroni, Lord of Cheese but that is too long for my vet's system so they just have him listed as Sir Macaroni πŸ₯°
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Replying to @SmalltimeJones
someone in my complex has this shit up directly beside the only place (that isn't the middle of a street) where the tree canopy allows for an unobstructed view of the sky and as a card carrying star nerd it always inspires me to petty property damage
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Replying to @hilaryagro
drug dealers out here more ethical than world powers
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Replying to @Esqueer_
"we must protect children from sexual predators by sexually predating children" their argument is so off-the-wall bonkers it only makes sense if the goal is to punish trans people
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Replying to @Samaszewski
he was racist because he killed racists?
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Replying to @BadMedicalTakes
how many men died in sexlessness last year? how many mothers in childbirth?
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Replying to @Imani_Barbarin
my mother, a republican, spent her life fighting tooth and nail to tear down the social safety nets we have in place now she's in long term care, will likely need it all her life, and is angry about her financial situation she cannot understand that this is the world she wanted
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Replying to @knguyenpoetry
a team of five made well over a million dollars more than expected and our reward was $100 worth of tacos. a fucken farce.
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Replying to @TheMcKenziest
I'm not trying to fraudulently recieve bills or services; I'm fraudulently trying to find a job so I don't end up as free slave labor for the state. y'all wrote the rules this way and you can't be surprised when we write a few of our own!
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Replying to @hawillisdc
on a scale of 1 to 10 how bad is this? they sprayed it with some shit a few months back and it doesn't seem to have grown but I'm also concerned about the leak causing this to grow!
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Replying to @philaheather
someone says that to me and guess what they're coming with me
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no?? every parent doesn't get these things??? far too many are excluded?????
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Replying to @akela_lacy
why is the one thing these people will cross the isle for ethnic cleansing
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oh, to be a non-reproductive female ant who fell through a hole in the ventilation of a disused nuclear bunker in Poland
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Replying to @AfricanArchives
the first interracial kiss on US television occurred on an episode of Star Trek which aired on 11/22/68
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Replying to @dndnbee
two week notices are a myth. legally, they can accept your resignation the day you submit it and you're just out two weeks pay. I'm putting weight in a chair until next friday
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Replying to @Kaibutsu @Suite_Tea
just.. imagine another timeline where every banked hour of PTO he couldn't use he had spent it doing something he enjoyed. a hobby, a project, anything other than fucking work. or the bonds he could have built with family and friends, instead of the machine you're a cog in.
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Replying to @drmistercody
I'd bet a crisp $20 these people have no problem with a hand tossed pizza
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to be mr lover is to be mr changer
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Replying to @fuckyouiquit
it's a start, but far from adequate. if minimum wage was tied to inflation and productivity it would be closer to $24 today.
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Replying to @ask_aubry
not caring about the safety of a potential partner is an instant disqualification. 🚩🚩🚩
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Replying to @NateB_Panic
which is why capitalists will always always always side with fascists. they fundamentally value money more than human life. sickening.
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Replying to @oneunderscore__
I'm just glad he didn't shoot his wife first. 40% and all.
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Replying to @Wifesucker
I think we deserve to know what's going on here
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Replying to @PRINCEGREMLIN
when i was a kid my father taught me that homes with the garage out front where you can see from the street, generally cost less than ones with a garage out back, presumably for just this reason!
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Replying to @BranPuffin
troll them and say you're worried the tiles have COVID 😈
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if you feel bludgeoned by use of pronouns then your bloodline is weak and you will not survive the winter
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hello friends, it is with a heavy heart I come to you, begging for your help. my beloved cat needs care and I have met my financial limit. without intervention, the most humane thing to do is euthanization. he can still be saved, but I need your help: gofund.me/bb62a2cd
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Replying to @BadMedicalTakes
tweets like these make me realize how lucky I was to grow up in the short window where we had modern medicine but not an internet filled to the brim with dangerous ideas about raising children. yeah, we had lawn darts, but everyone on the block got vaccinated!
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do you make that face when someone tells you they're diabetic
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no right? it's her body. this isn't the 1800s; women aren't their husband's property.
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Replying to @LolOverruled
since mine has already been posted, twice, I'm sharing a lovely photo of my cat, Sir Macaroni, Lord of Cheese. we just celebrated 12 years together 🧑
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Replying to @atwaheed
saying that "saying free Palestine is a call to violence," is, itself, a call to violence. contact a lawyer. and give the kid a hug for me.
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if you have a cervix you should really get a pap smear it's over and done with in five minutes and could help you live years longer pap smears ftw
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Replying to @badinfinity2
if they're in college, they're old enough to make these decisions. why do these people give a shit?
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Replying to @oodhamboi
ok then my prayers have turned from "save the people of florida" to "drown those developers, specifically, and everyone who emboldened them to commit this atrocity, but spare the innocents as any good god would"
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Replying to @KHNotoriousMVP
telling a Black woman to stop talking is... a look, and it's not a good one
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well.. he WAS just greenlit for extradition, that tends to change one's outlook
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Replying to @BadMedicalTakes
you wanna run that by me one more time bud
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Replying to @ask_aubry
he only says those women provide no value beyond appearance because the only thing he values IS appearance
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Replying to @BadMedicalTakes
I've been menstruating for 25 years and I don't think I've discharged that much cervical fluid accumulatively, let alone in a single cycle
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Replying to @TehDaan @PinkNews
being homosexual is normal too.
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Replying to @Lylanthia
do you not understand how capitalism drives government
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Replying to @Imani_Barbarin
hey, I was nearly one of those "over 50k". shit's rough and the screws just get tighter every goddamn day. the only thing keeping me here is the thought that my senior cat might have to spend the rest of his life in a shelter and he doesn't deserve that. when he goes, who knows?
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Replying to @JPHilllllll
my mom was admitted to the ICU 12/23/21 and died 01/02/22 so she had to pay her deductible twice before she died love this country
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NEVER eat the rich. toxic chemicals bioaccumulate; eating the rich could be damaging to our health. COMPOST the rich and fertilize your garden! πŸ™‚
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Replying to @RedScarlet_Red
my mom had insurance but she couldn't afford to treat her cancer so she just ignored it until the growth cut off her GI tract. by then they had to amputate her jaw. do you think her healthcare costs went down after that? fuck no. she couldn't pay the new bills and it killed her.
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I'm one of them πŸ™πŸ»
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Replying to @mollywidstrom
feeding kids >>>>> bombs that blow up BIPOC
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Replying to @ask_aubry
it is known that women communicate using electrical impulses across thread-like filaments called hyphae; the filaments form a thin web called a mycelium oh wait that's fungi nvm
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Replying to @acatnamedteddy
Mac would like to join πŸ₯° I've lost count of how many times we've been to the vet in the last week and a half. poor baby just wants to lay on his heating pad and breathe more frequently than a resting cat should 😭
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Replying to @chaoticcatpics
they will be baked soon alhamdulillah
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I just quit my job can I get a hell yeah
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Replying to @RepMarkPocan
take it from me, a medical biller: you absolutely do not want someone you care about to enroll in a Medicare Advantage plan. I have spent 40 hours a week for the last 20 years fighting insurance companies, and these plans are absolutely awful.
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Replying to @mferrini
did you really tee this up and click post thinking you had a gotcha with this? any chance you did that on your break time? outside your 40 hour work week? it looks like you have been busy on twitter on the weekends, so you seem to have that time available to you... shall I go on?
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the $3.31 discrepancy presents a loss of $6884.80 per 2080 hours worked (full time). how many workers do you know that could desperately use an extra $6.8k?
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