Pat Tillman should have lived to run for President and I won’t stop being mad about his government-sanctioned murder
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Not to mention Bowie fully disavowed the fascism once he was off coke, Kanye was apparently saying shit like this long before the nitrous
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Mauve is a perfectly named color in my opinion. Like look at her, that’s definitely a mauve
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They act like kids are gonna be traumatized by learning about LGBT people but when I was 8-10 I heard some news story about a trans man and a trans woman that were expecting a baby and I thought “That’s kinda cool”
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Unless they mean “you cannot reconstruct pretty flower shape underlying titty” as if we walk around with X-Ray vision
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50 Cent giving the devil a lap dance in a music video would legit be a cultural reset
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“It was mixed signals”
You know what’s not a mixed signal? A yes — if you didn’t get one of those then there’s nothing to interpret here
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The gross way that these marital rape apologists think they’re being charitable by saying “Oh but you are entitled to sex from him if you want” like bro men in general are far more capable of sexual violence on women than vice versa
It’s just disgusting
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“Your ratios only work because you get more likes than me”
Reminds me of a tweet I saw earlier of this guy who when accused of being a fascist said essentially “You’re only correct by reality coincidentally matching your claims”
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There is no gentle way to ask??? Like what “Milady might I procure beverage from thy mammaries that I might dilute the horrid taste of the bean-water”
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Imagine time traveling to kill Hitler right after he got rejected from art school. He’d be like “This day just can’t get any worse” only for you to coolly round the corner with a laser-guided .45 Longslide like Arnie in The Terminator
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I would agree that we need time to just be alone in our thoughts but let’s not pretend most of our parents’ generation didn’t have the news on at dinner or the radio on in the car
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#2 is when you’ve coughed like six times now and are tryna hold it in so people don’t think you’re sick or something
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Everyone knows this by now but for the people in the back when conservatives say they’re being persecuted or “actively suppressed” they just mean they’re not getting as many views or likes as they wish they could have
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Transphobes really think that trans athletes are like, “Finally, after months of hormone therapy I faked the need for, I have a solid chance at maybe possibly lettering this year in triple jump”
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Really just goes to show you that there comes a point where being a centrist or proclaiming to “not have political opinions” is just code for being right-wing and too afraid to admit it
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I can see this as a Golden Girls-esque sitcom where they have some Stonewall era lesbian to provide 20th century wisdom for our protagonists every so often
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I feel like if you told guys to look for the most penis-looking thing down there they’d have that fucker scoped out in a heartbeat
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I think it died from tasting more sugar than its last 40 ancestors ever consumed in their entire lives
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At age 40 you should have a fairly good idea about who your real ones are without needing to ditch them at a party
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I always interpreted “We can still be friends” as meaning “We don’t have to hate each other now, just because we’re exes.”
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It sucks that Trump couldn’t have just been a bombastic Huey Long- or Clinton-esque Dem because he is genuinely hilarious
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Being against imperialism but only when it’s done by countries that you don’t like is rhetorically identical to supporting genocides done in the name of countries you do like
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People can type in proper English and then have their propriety break down in less formal contexts? Like do you think Southern PhDs don’t say “y’all” on Twitter just because they don’t use it in their monographs?
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“We need to remove this feature and then reinvent it once I’ve figured out why we had it in the first place”
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My favorite part of this is that the IG account just has a picture taken from a phone camera of a computer screen of your original tweet as if they’re some 80 year old who doesn’t know what a screenshot is
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Well this seems really fucked up to have kids do what appears to be play-executing each other as enemies of the state
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I wonder if he’s identical to that “Rape victims posting their Ls” account that got banned
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Not to be that guy but both R2 and 3PO had their memories wiped before the events of Episode IV. If they hadn’t it would’ve made things a lot easier though lol
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Liberals try and attack fascists for being fascists and not for their other indiosyncracies challenge
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I think it’s just cuz he knows he can’t read very well and is frustrated that his chat is probably clowning him as he tries to read it
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Also it’s interesting he says “It’s not something you kill people over” which implies he sees through all the groomer bullshit and knows his son went in there to kill LGBT people
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It wasn’t until I was older and I’d been taught pretty hardline evangelical conservative ideology for eleven years that I would even be bothered by it, which means the only people who ever “brainwashed” me to believe anything were conservatives
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I’m gonna be honest I disassociate from whatever memories I have of watching hers and other conservatives’ content but I swear she mentioned at one point that she never got bottom surgery (then again that was like 5 or 6 years ago now)
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It pisses me off as a bi boyfriend too, cuz in my opinion how do you know this “straight” couple isn’t just two queer people who happen to be the opposite sex of one another?
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I’m just noticing now that he’s wearing the hat indoors. Trump is old as hell and he may not be the classiest guy in the world but does anyone else think it’s strange that a guy of his generation would wear a baseball cap indoors paired with a suit?
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I’ve been saying “on accident” instead of “by accident”my entire life. I suppose this variant emerged to balance out its antonym, “on purpose.” I’ve also been regularly alternating between “anyway” and “anyways” my entire life.
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Exactly. Either “taxation is theft” or “taxes should only go funding the police”, you can’t believe both and I think he only got away with expressing both here because he was talking to eight year olds
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I’m not even a Bruno fan nor do I keep up with him but pretending “24K Magic” doesn’t exist is insane
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Am I too woke or is there a touch of bi erasure and anti-miscegenation implicit in the “yeah she’s bisexual and married to a busted white guy too” part of that drawing
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People still think millennials are in like high school like honey some of them are pushing 45 by now
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If you have a neo-Nazi in your audience who posts screenshots of your show you should reconsider what makes your show appealing to neo-Nazis
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In 5,000 years when alien archaeologists dig up a fragment of your jawbone they’ll say “Oh sweet collagen” and then place it on the ass of a horrifically inaccurate reconstruction of a human because the aliens didn’t know any better
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By “per backshot” we’re talking “per singular strokes?” If so that’s the easiest way for me to gain generational wealth and have my grandkids tell the legend of how I got it
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I mean at six weeks it’s only just closing off its neural tube into a rudimentary brain so I don’t know that a fetus at that stage can be considered conscious or sentient then
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Next you’ll see them post something like “Hitler wasn’t even that bad he was influenced by lots of bad actors in his government and actually he didn’t know the Holocaust was happening and did you know there were no written orders for it anyway 6mil is way too high an estimate...”
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That’s a great and straightforward reading of the original tweet. Maybe telling people—whose job it is to educate people about the Holocaust—that encouraging hard-right chuds to get vaccinated is anywhere close to the same ballpark as the Holocaust is a bad look
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Not a Hillary fan, but can we admit the pandemic wouldn’t have gotten this bad with her in office?
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The strongman schtick of fascists is literally just hot air and projected insecurity, they’re almost always way too scared of social rejection to be open about their beliefs
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It is the year 2040. Women and young girls are socialized to just accept being turned into AI porn against their will as a fact of life, like stubbing your toe or receiving unsolicited dick pics.
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The dystopia Fahrenheit 451 burns books but only those that are outlawed/don’t fit the State’s fixed telling of history
The dystopia of 1984 not only destroys but often rewrites history itself because its telling is incoherent and constantly in flux
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It says something about the current state of affairs that we sometimes find ourselves vainly appealing to the justice of beings we don’t even know exist
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The guy got bulkier and all the sudden he’s a top to these people? What if he was always a top
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They're on a military plane, I don't think they can be easily hijacked by a wife, husband, and their eight-year-old. The shackles were just for humiliation and a sick power trip for the guards
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Did y’all read the threads the guy makes? They’re actually pretty educational and only look like chudbait at first
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I hope God teaches you empathy because that is an incredibly fucked up thing to say about a rape victim
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Oh God remember when Elon just made up on the spot “Cybertruck is able to briefly serve as a boat”
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It’s a prototype of the sorts of no doubt well-meaning but misguided people who will argue with conservatives over whether the Bible is anti-LGBT. Like whether it is or not is irrelevant, we should not refer to millennia-old texts to inform policy
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