I’m probably watching TV right now. Team Oxford Comma. michaelcollado.substack.com

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette
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I hate content where the person splits the screen and it’s just them nodding in agreement .. like a repost wasn’t enough? You had to be in it??
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How it feels to have a lil show you’re looking forward to watching after work
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The NYC apartment of the character in a movie or show with no money
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A WhatsApp commercial without the Latina of the cast?
‘Modern Family’ cast reunites for a WhatsApp commercial.
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Netflix decided to randomly charge me and restart my account a couple days ago. I bet I’m not the first person this has happened to. Whichever law firm wants to begin the class action, I’ll happily be your lead plaintiff.
Peacock is increasing up to $17/mo so I canceled Netflix and Disney+
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Seven months to film eight episodes of a show that should’ve been on The CW
‘WEDNESDAY’ Season 2 has wrapped filming.
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Me when I find the person responsible for normalizing 8-episode seasons
mojave cat
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Me at the end of a Zoom meeting where I said nothing for 55 minutes
The Memes Archive
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How it feels to open a Google Doc and see someone else in there too

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Incredible work, everyone.
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I know she’s got her entire pension on tonight’s game
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I give a fuck about the Oxford comma
imagine using your bio to actually tell people about yourself
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This is what Pete Buttigieg was doing as Secretary of Transportation, apparently.
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White! Hope this helps. ❤️
what do we call this genre of woman
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Commenters on TikTok:
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Not binging, not weekly releases… but a secret, more annoying third thing
The final season of ‘STRANGER THINGS’ has been split in 3 parts: Volume 1: November 26 Volume 2: Christmas The Finale: New Year's Eve
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actually nvm she's 30 and he's 41 it's a bit weird
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ME: I don’t believe in conspiracy theories TWITTER: She’s missing a wedding ring. Her right hand is blurry. The daughter’s wrist is photoshopped. ME:

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Thank you for your kind wishes and continued support over the last two months. Wishing everyone a Happy Mother's Day. C 📸 The Prince of Wales, 2024
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I just know they were saying “Damn, that’s crazy,” to him 37 times per day.
Glen Powell's Hit Man transformations
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Oh he moved on FAST from Sabrina…
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Chronically offline but always sparking a viral moment. A true movie star.
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REAL television isn’t dead yet!!!!!
#AbbottElementary Season 4 will have 22 episodes and will feature a cross-over episode with another show.
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Me: The U.S. sucks, I hate it here Beyoncé: Introducing Team USA! Me:
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When you’re binge-watching a show and get to the COVID season

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I’m not meant to be employed. I’m meant to watch TV and go to the movie theaters on a Tuesday morning.
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The concept of a midseason break for an 8-episode season
This season, unmask your true love. Bridgerton Season 4 shall arrive in two parts, Part 1: January 29; Part 2: February 26.
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Finding out the role of Mr. Schue on Glee was written for Justin Timberlake makes so much sense. Like a puzzle piece in my brain I didn’t know was missing finally found.
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She’s about to control the railways
Margot Robbie to produce a ‘MONOPOLY’ movie for Lionsgate.
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Actually, no, that’s not the truth, historyinmemes. She gave him the right medication.
She accidentally gave her patient the wrong medication
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I'm a professional color grader, and I fixed Wicked. Not perfect, but I think it looks better.
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Oh, exactly!!!
The 100 Greatest TV Performances of the 21st Century variety.com/lists/greatest-t…
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80 years old with a newborn baby? He should be at the club.
Robert De Niro on welcoming a new child at 80: “Everything that I’m consumed with or worried about just goes away when I look at her. It’s wondrous.”
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Have never listened to a Morgan Wallen song

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Oh the text size for those sources is TINY
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Not enough people are talking about the INSANE opening credits of the new Lindsay Lohan romcom
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We were 30 minutes into quarantine
4 years ago, celebrities (led by gal gadot) tried to pray away the pandemic by singing 'imagine' by john lennon nitter.app/chrsfrrstr/status/1757…
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#loveislandusa The show The actual villain villain
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I love the idea. After that, they should constantly stream shows/movies live in certain time slots. Call them channels or something.
Bob Iger on a potential Disney+/Hulu bundle with Max or Netflix: “I think there are possibilities there.” (Via: @CNBC)
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“Casted” “On accident” “Apart of” “Should of” “A women”
Reaction Videos
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By the time the clock strikes midnight, we’ll never speak of some movies ever again.
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I’ve seen enough. Oscar.
First look at June Squibb in Scarlett Johansson’s directorial debut ‘ELEANOR THE GREAT.’
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“MGM+” You just made that up
Luca Guadagnino’s ‘CHALLENGERS’ is now streaming on MGM+
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The first person on Twitter to use the Olivia Wilde gif nitter.app/mydearestpen/status/17…
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I never realized she was holding a plate with corn in this scene.
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[cinephile unhooking a bra] It practically pays for itself if you see two movies per month
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The cannibalism thing with this guy frustratingly overshadowed the very real allegations of sexual coercion, assault, and rape.
Armie Hammer breaks silence on cannibalism accusations: “There were things that people were saying about me that just felt so outlandish. Now, I'm able to sort of look at it with a sense of distance and perspective and be like. 'That's hilarious.' People called me a cannibal and everyone believed them. They're like, 'Yep, that guy ate people.' You're just like, 'What? What are you talking about? Do you know what you have to do to be a cannibal? You have to eat people. How am I going to be a cannibal?' It was bizarre.”
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There are more angles of this night than the JFK assassination
new gif just dropped
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[Keeping Up With the Kardashians season 16 writers’ room] KRIS: Okay, so in episode 5, Tristan and Jordyn will hook up. KHLOÉ: Wait, no, I just had a baby with him. KYLIE: Yeah, and that’s my best friend. KRIS:
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Airports should have movie theaters!

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Ireland winning big tonight!!!
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Close enough. Welcome back, William Shakespeare. #loveislandusa
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whats the funniest scene in film/tv show? like the one you can watch hundreds of times and still laugh about it
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The Substance if it were a Tubi original
White people funny as shit
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Oh, I know #she is pissed she didn’t show up to this.
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Huda’s dream relationship #loveislandusa
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The Oscar race has been so messy, I think we should wipe the slate clean and give it all to Challengers.

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As a non-watcher, it’s so funny how many disasters have happened at that hospital. The United Nations should declare some sort of state of emergency permanently.
WHO WILL SURVIVE? Grey’s Anatomy returns with Season 22 on Thursday October 9 at 10/9c on ABC #GreysAnatomy
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Superman kinda felt like being dropped into season 3 episode 17 of a TV show
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The CW to Oscar pipeline! Riverdale cast, you’re next!
Sebastian Stan is a first-time #Oscar nominee for his performance in ‘THE APPRENTICE’.
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[Benoit Blanc in Shakira's house] It appeeyaz that the jayum has been eatuhn. But Gerard, you don't like jayum.
Shakira deduced Piqué was cheating on her after she returned from traveling to find that her strawberry jam was eaten. Piqué has never eaten jam in his life.
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“When you’re done watching the movie, you go get lunch, you talk about it, the day is still young, it’s not even 1pm and you’ve already had another life.” EXACTLY, GRETA!!! Bring back 10am showtimes!!!!
Greta Gerwig is correct: 10am and 4pm *are* the best times to watch a movie.
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Canceled Peacock for a month. Just signed back in, and they’re offering me premium for $1.99. My negotiation skills are unmatched.
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It’s his time
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This is every meeting you have when you work in nonprofit
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Line read of the millennium
Spencer Althouse
4 years ago, ‘THE WHITE LOTUS’ premiered on HBO. Tell us your favorite moment from the anthology series.
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Abbott Elementary doing 22 episodes! A holiday episode! Hyping up a midseason finale! An almost-kiss! A slow burn! Stunt casting/cameo! REAL television is BACK.
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The worst thing about the Swarm sex scene discourse is finding out how many grown adults think the actors are having actual sex on camera in movies and shows…??
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Will Ferrell, the producer that you are
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You know the HBO marketing department was salivating when they realized they could do this.
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Seeing “in select theaters” knowing damn well my theater is never selected
Sonny
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prayer circle, hope this works 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 save 🕯 HBO Max 🕯 originals 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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Her pen is unmatched #loveislandusa
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People who liked The Tortured Poets Department should get first access to Taylor’s next tour btw
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They should redo the Oscar statuette to look like this
Nicole Kidman for the AFI
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BREAKING: Pete Davidson and Joe Alwyn have reportedly been spotted at dinner tonight
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Nick recoupling with Olandria 37 seconds after Cierra got kicked out #loveislandusa
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The yassify mirror 😭 #uglies
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The damage prestige shows have done to television is immeasurable. Everybody wants to make an 8-episode slogfest. Get your fucking ass up and make a trashy 22-episode fast-paced show. It seems like nobody wants to make a trashy 22-episode fast-paced show these days.
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Cole would have said it
Kim Rhodes recalls a time when Dylan Sprouse refused to say a fat joke towards her in ‘THE SUITE LIFE OF ZACK & CODY’: “He goes, ‘I would not disrespect any woman that way, let alone this woman. You write something funny and I'll say it.’” (Source: bttbpodcast.com/episodes)
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Leighton Meester being the best actor on Gossip Girl but having one of the worst careers after the show… very undeserved!!
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A 22-episode season being called supersized. We truly are in a new era.
#AbbottElementary returns with a supersized sophomore season #THRNews
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I’ve seen enough. Best dressed tonight.
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Season ended a few months ago and we already have a teaser trailer for next season. REAL television is so back.
🚨 NEW TEASER FOR THE PITT SEASON 2! Shared by Fiona Dourif on Instagram Stories!
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Do you think Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher ever argue about which of their twin films was better?
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ANYONE: Have you watched— ME: *an AMC A-List member*
C.J. Prince
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There’s a whole other world out there
With the early renewal, #VirginRiver becomes Netflix’s longest-running current original scripted series as well as the longest-running English-language drama series in the streamer’s history tinyurl.com/5dzsfj9f
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Oh my god??
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He was convinced Billie was taking it. 😭 #CriticsChoiceAwards
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Finally, an Oscar contender this year.
Lindsay Lohan stars in the first trailer for her new holiday rom-com ‘FALLING FOR CHRISTMAS’. The film releases on November 10 on Netflix.
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Christopher Nolan should direct BAR2IE and Greta Gerwig can direct 2 Oppen 2 Heimer
A sequel to Greta Gerwig’s #Barbie is already being discussed. (Source: time.com/6289864/barbie-time…)
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AND Keke Palmer is bringing back comedies with an acclaimed and successful movie in theaters right now. 🙂‍↕️
lili reinhart getting tons of praise for her first real lead role and jlo's film premiering to rave reviews and oscar buzz it's never been so back for hustlers nation
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There’s a whole other world out there
EXCLUSIVE: Another year, another early renewal and another record for Netflix’s popular romantic drama ‘Virgin River.’ Mere days after production wrapped on the upcoming seventh season of the series starring Alexandra Brekenridge and Martin Henderson, it has been renewed for Season 8, which will once again consist of 10 episodes. With the pickup, ‘Virgin River’ is believed to be Netflix’s longest-running scripted series. Full details here: tinyurl.com/4p9n89yf
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Deleting a show's first season and canceling it after production has already wrapped on its second season is INSANE
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Me? Am I rooting for the Chiefs or the Eagles? Oh, no, I’m rooting for the potential episode of Abbott Elementary.
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Oh, my god.
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Why are you, a woman, watching HBO Max?
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I have been laughing all day at the Your Place or Mine premiere/press photos
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We’re finally free. #loveislandusa
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We have an epidemic of missing commas in movie titles right now
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