I’m probably watching TV right now. Team Oxford Comma. michaelcollado.substack.com
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How it feels to have a lil show you’re looking forward to watching after work
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Netflix decided to randomly charge me and restart my account a couple days ago. I bet I’m not the first person this has happened to. Whichever law firm wants to begin the class action, I’ll happily be your lead plaintiff.
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Seven months to film eight episodes of a show that should’ve been on The CW
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Me when I find the person responsible for normalizing 8-episode seasons
mojave cat
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Me at the end of a Zoom meeting where I said nothing for 55 minutes
The Memes Archive
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I know she’s got her entire pension on tonight’s game
ALT Lisa Ann Walter as Melissa Schemmenti on Abbott Elementary
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This is what Pete Buttigieg was doing as Secretary of Transportation, apparently.
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ME: I don’t believe in conspiracy theories
TWITTER: She’s missing a wedding ring. Her right hand is blurry. The daughter’s wrist is photoshopped.
ME:
Thank you for your kind wishes and continued support over the last two months.
Wishing everyone a Happy Mother's Day. C
📸 The Prince of Wales, 2024
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I just know they were saying “Damn, that’s crazy,” to him 37 times per day.
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Chronically offline but always sparking a viral moment. A true movie star.
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REAL television isn’t dead yet!!!!!
#AbbottElementary Season 4 will have 22 episodes and will feature a cross-over episode with another show.
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I’m not meant to be employed. I’m meant to watch TV and go to the movie theaters on a Tuesday morning.
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Finding out the role of Mr. Schue on Glee was written for Justin Timberlake makes so much sense. Like a puzzle piece in my brain I didn’t know was missing finally found.
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Actually, no, that’s not the truth, historyinmemes. She gave him the right medication.
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I'm a professional color grader, and I fixed Wicked. Not perfect, but I think it looks better.
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Oh, exactly!!!
ALT Lili Reinhart as Dark Betty, "Riverdale"
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Not enough people are talking about the INSANE opening credits of the new Lindsay Lohan romcom
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We were 30 minutes into quarantine
4 years ago, celebrities (led by gal gadot) tried to pray away the pandemic by singing 'imagine' by john lennon nitter.app/chrsfrrstr/status/1757…
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I love the idea. After that, they should constantly stream shows/movies live in certain time slots. Call them channels or something.
Bob Iger on a potential Disney+/Hulu bundle with Max or Netflix:
“I think there are possibilities there.”
(Via: @CNBC)
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Reaction Videos
By the time the clock strikes midnight, we’ll never speak of some movies ever again.
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The first person on Twitter to use the Olivia Wilde gif nitter.app/mydearestpen/status/17…
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[cinephile unhooking a bra] It practically pays for itself if you see two movies per month
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The cannibalism thing with this guy frustratingly overshadowed the very real allegations of sexual coercion, assault, and rape.
Armie Hammer breaks silence on cannibalism accusations:
“There were things that people were saying about me that just felt so outlandish. Now, I'm able to sort of look at it with a sense of distance and perspective and be like. 'That's hilarious.' People called me a cannibal and everyone believed them. They're like, 'Yep, that guy ate people.' You're just like, 'What? What are you talking about? Do you know what you have to do to be a cannibal? You have to eat people. How am I going to be a cannibal?' It was bizarre.”
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[Keeping Up With the Kardashians season 16 writers’ room]
KRIS: Okay, so in episode 5, Tristan and Jordyn will hook up.
KHLOÉ: Wait, no, I just had a baby with him.
KYLIE: Yeah, and that’s my best friend.
KRIS:
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Close enough. Welcome back, William Shakespeare. #loveislandusa
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Oh, I know #she is pissed she didn’t show up to this.
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The Oscar race has been so messy, I think we should wipe the slate clean and give it all to Challengers.
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As a non-watcher, it’s so funny how many disasters have happened at that hospital. The United Nations should declare some sort of state of emergency permanently.
WHO WILL SURVIVE?
Grey’s Anatomy returns with Season 22 on Thursday October 9 at 10/9c on ABC #GreysAnatomy
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Superman kinda felt like being dropped into season 3 episode 17 of a TV show
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The CW to Oscar pipeline! Riverdale cast, you’re next!
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“When you’re done watching the movie, you go get lunch, you talk about it, the day is still young, it’s not even 1pm and you’ve already had another life.”
EXACTLY, GRETA!!! Bring back 10am showtimes!!!!
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Canceled Peacock for a month. Just signed back in, and they’re offering me premium for $1.99. My negotiation skills are unmatched.
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Line read of the millennium
Spencer Althouse
4 years ago, ‘THE WHITE LOTUS’ premiered on HBO.
Tell us your favorite moment from the anthology series.
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Abbott Elementary doing 22 episodes! A holiday episode! Hyping up a midseason finale! An almost-kiss! A slow burn! Stunt casting/cameo! REAL television is BACK.
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The worst thing about the Swarm sex scene discourse is finding out how many grown adults think the actors are having actual sex on camera in movies and shows…??
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You know the HBO marketing department was salivating when they realized they could do this.
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Seeing “in select theaters” knowing damn well my theater is never selected
Sonny
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People who liked The Tortured Poets Department should get first access to Taylor’s next tour btw
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BREAKING: Pete Davidson and Joe Alwyn have reportedly been spotted at dinner tonight
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Nick recoupling with Olandria 37 seconds after Cierra got kicked out #loveislandusa
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The damage prestige shows have done to television is immeasurable. Everybody wants to make an 8-episode slogfest. Get your fucking ass up and make a trashy 22-episode fast-paced show. It seems like nobody wants to make a trashy 22-episode fast-paced show these days.
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Cole would have said it
Kim Rhodes recalls a time when Dylan Sprouse refused to say a fat joke towards her in ‘THE SUITE LIFE OF ZACK & CODY’:
“He goes, ‘I would not disrespect any woman that way, let alone this woman. You write something funny and I'll say it.’”
(Source: bttbpodcast.com/episodes)
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Leighton Meester being the best actor on Gossip Girl but having one of the worst careers after the show… very undeserved!!
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A 22-episode season being called supersized. We truly are in a new era.
#AbbottElementary returns with a supersized sophomore season #THRNews
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Do you think Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher ever argue about which of their twin films was better?
ALT No Strings Attached poster with Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher
ALT Friends With Benefits poster with Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis
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C.J. Prince
There’s a whole other world out there
With the early renewal, #VirginRiver becomes Netflix’s longest-running current original scripted series as well as the longest-running English-language drama series in the streamer’s history tinyurl.com/5dzsfj9f
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He was convinced Billie was taking it. 😭 #CriticsChoiceAwards
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Christopher Nolan should direct BAR2IE and Greta Gerwig can direct 2 Oppen 2 Heimer
A sequel to Greta Gerwig’s #Barbie is already being discussed.
(Source: time.com/6289864/barbie-time…)
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There’s a whole other world out there
EXCLUSIVE: Another year, another early renewal and another record for Netflix’s popular romantic drama ‘Virgin River.’
Mere days after production wrapped on the upcoming seventh season of the series starring Alexandra Brekenridge and Martin Henderson, it has been renewed for Season 8, which will once again consist of 10 episodes.
With the pickup, ‘Virgin River’ is believed to be Netflix’s longest-running scripted series.
Full details here: tinyurl.com/4p9n89yf
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Deleting a show's first season and canceling it after production has already wrapped on its second season is INSANE
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Me? Am I rooting for the Chiefs or the Eagles? Oh, no, I’m rooting for the potential episode of Abbott Elementary.
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I have been laughing all day at the Your Place or Mine premiere/press photos
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