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Cleveland, OH...now LA.
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He walked up behind me as I was describing him as a shit tier Batman villain the other day at work and I'm very glad he heard what I said without saying it directly to his face, it seems more hurtful that way.
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He did not in fact have the ability to codify it. People are very conveniently forgetting that 2009 Democrats were not universally pro-choice, pro-gay marriage, etc. like they are now. Obama did not have the Senate votes in 2009.
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When your definition of "disabled" includes virtually everyone who self-diagnoses themselves on TikTok because they're afraid to leave the house, you're being ridiculous.
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Consentlessberger assaulted multiple women and because he was on a Super Bowl team people just kinda went "eh, whaddya gonna do?" and moved on. It's pretty appalling.
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In theory it'd be great but I'm not sure I wanna see people get totally humiliated on national television for how they look. Like, there's no way being picked and then dumped for their looks doesn't just destroy a few of them.
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Pays for a free website hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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You can just admit you thought you could throw your little tantrum for clout and Harris would still win so you wouldn't have to own it. Now that that didn't happen you're lashing out at the prospect of the consequences of your actions.
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You're the one cosplaying. She actually has an interest in getting shit done, you just want to whine forever on the internet.
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"He was claimed by the sea..."
"Oh, what a noble death, he must have died a brave and honorable ma-"
"It's so much more hilarious than you think"
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You pay for a free website hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Man, my girlfriend really wanted to go to that movie on Thursday and he surprised everyone when he showed up and everyone went nuts and he sounded so genuinely proud and excited and then the movie started and about ten minutes in all I could think was "Oh no..."
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Taking over a school library in a blue state isn't protesting Trump and Republicans. Why can you shriek at AOC and Bernie but refuse to do the same to any Republicans?
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Yes because you're constantly looking for a reason to move the goalposts. Walz is still very good.
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By that logic any Palestinian person could just say whatever the fuck and you all have to abide by it? You're in a cult. This is lunacy.
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It is absolutely fine and correct to blame anyone who voted for or didn't meaningfully vote against this. You're coming up with excuses to justify this insane behavior.
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Dude, you pay *real money* for a free website hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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By "everything" you just mean "gas prices were low because there was the lowest demand for oil in history" don't you?
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The media just allowed this because they thought it would lead to record attention on them again. It won't. We're out. They can fuck off and lose everything, and everyone that voted for this sack of shit can learn the hard way *again*.
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She was right about everything, you dumb shits were just too obsessed with clout on the internet to notice.
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I'm obviously biased as a Browns fan, but I'm genuinely flabbergasted that just because Ben committed these crimes before MeToo they might as well not have happened. Dude is gonna into the hall of fame and all that is just gonna be forgotten about because football.
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Perhaps that's because guys don't have to do shit for 9 months while the woman goes through hell being pregnant?
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Joke's on her, comments like that are gonna drive down the price of skinny jeans for people like us.
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You can not want Palestinians to be killed and *also* not go running around tearing down posters other people have put up. These people aren't under fire for "not wanting Palestinians to be genocided", they're under fire for ripping down posters of missing Israelis.
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We absolutely could have voted our way out of this. What the fuck are you talking about? Is this all getting back to some batshit "revolution" fantasy again?
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Which means the government has to get involved and offer it, or at least keep insurance companies from purposely killing people to make a profit, and Republicans hate nothing more than to let that happen.
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Deshaun Watson is just a really, really, really expensive sexual predator version of Deshone Kizer.
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The dad is right though, no matter how much you wish it weren't true and thrash against it on the internet.
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They're just *fuming* that voters pretty much straight up don't care about their latest single issue they've made their entire identity and her looking great in this debate means she could win, rendering them politically irrelevant forever.
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95% or so of the population is still alive, it can get *much* worse and you're lying if you say you don't believe that.
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Humiliation is paying the richest man on earth every month for a free website and still not even getting 300 followers hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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And they are both joke parties that can't and won't win. Sorry you're still fuming about Hillary beating Bernie *eight* years ago 🫤
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Did you...pay for Twitter?! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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I used to have to stock that shit, and every case of 6 or 8 is shipped in nothing but a plastic wrapping with at least two of the bags not even glued shut. Every holiday season I'd come out looking like goddamn Scarface after five minutes of having to stock that section.
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It is but the way things have been rigged in Ohio (Cleveland and Toledo share a congressional district!) hands most power over to the much less populated rural areas to determine the rest of the state.
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I took a call on the grocery store phone from a guy who was in the candy aisle demanding to know the price of a candy. I then realized I could hear and see him because the phone was located 10 ft from the candy. He refused to let me hang up and insisted I help him over the phone.
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If you crash land your hot air balloon in the flight simulator game you can get out and walk around a really bizarre, super low resolution version of it and it's trippy as hell if you land like, near your house.
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No you weren't. You just repeated your batshit conspiracy theories a bunch for years and seem to believe that simply saying it over and over makes you right.
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And many of them hate HR because they're the people preventing them from harassing or assaulting women at work.
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This isn't "bEiNg HeLd AcCoUnTaBlE", this is performative leftists getting clout by running around shrieking at one of their greatest allies.
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I was gonna ask you that, on account of the fact that you're paying actual money so you get a little blue check next to your name on a free website hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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You will say literally *anything* to blame this situation that is 100% the fault of Republicans on Democrats. You're not a serious person.
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Holy shit I totally forgot about this story. But you're right, he got married and most people acted like "See?! He's married now! He can't be a predator if he's *married* now!" and back to praising him for football because the league really didn't do shit.
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Drag shows are not "grooming", you've just come up with your own definition of that word to weaponize it against anyone you think is different.
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Wait, do you remember when the right was sent in to a diaper filling rage whenever like, a baseball team would offer discounted shitty seats to vaccinated people?
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I'm sorry but your loans are not more important than a country defending itself from an unprovoked attempt at obliteration. For me $10k is gonna be huge.
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I genuinely think he was afraid it would lead to a civil war if he prosecuted Trump and figured there was no way America would ever put him back in power. He was stupid as fuck for thinking those things.
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There is nothing I could do that would be as big of an embarrassment as paying actual money for a free website hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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You are not the target audience of this speech, the 95% of the country that aren't leftists are.
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Why are leftists acting like this is anything more than a symbolic but otherwise totally meaningless olive branch to non-MAGA conservatives?
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For a long time as a kid I thought that was Steve Buscemi and that Steve Buscemi had just been around for many generations.
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It actually absolutely would. It literally cannot happen if Donald Trump does not win the election.
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There is no such thing as a "generic Democrat". The second that person has a name and person attached, they plummet to at or below Biden because they're no longer the perfect candidate in your head who agrees with you on every single detail.
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Voters voted and they didn't want your guy. He was right there for them to vote for if they did and they didn't. Did you *really* plan on winning the nomination with like 35% of the vote? Come on.
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Vaccinated people aren't overwhelming hospitals to the point that heart attack and stroke victims can't get in. That's the difference. This "personal choice until I have to get someone else killed" thing is the problem.
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It's the largest fine ever charged by the Department of Transportation, against a greedy corporation.
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Yeah definitely. Terrible, attractive people will recover pretty quick and half of them are only going on the show to boost their Instagram anyway. But you take a good hearted 4 and let one of those rotten 9s just publicly wreck them for 10 episodes...I couldn't bear to watch it.
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If someone refuses to wear a mask in a private business that requires masks and then refuses to leave, they should get the shit kicked out of them.
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Ticketmaster "buying" them back and reselling them themselves should be the most overtly illegal things a company can do, yet somehow it's just allowed.
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The two have absolutely nothing to do with each other. We're pissed about a two hour traffic jam that only existed so some cosplay revolutionaries could have something to get themselves leftist clout on the internet.
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"Forcing it in schools" how? By teaching kids that LGBTQ people exist and it's ok to be that way?
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I completely understand what I'm saying. I'm making fun of you for paying for a free website hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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