Biden: "If you harm an American, we will respond" The response:
🚩Israel killed 3 hostages, including an American.
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Replying to @mschlapp
"Do not make idolsΒ or set up an imageΒ or a sacred stoneΒ for yourselves, and do not place a carved stoneΒ in your land to bow down before it. I am theΒ LordΒ your God" -Leviticus 26:1
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Replying to @westcoastwinter
Kids in refugee camps getting blown to bits: I sleep Someone on the Internet called me Eve Fartlow: REAL SHIT
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How can you post this entire article without identifying Stonetoss as Hans K Graebener of Spring, TX? Cowardly
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I will destroy your high places,Β cut down your incense altarsΒ and pile your dead bodiesΒ on the lifeless forms of your idols,Β and I will abhorΒ you.Β I will turn your cities into ruinsΒ and lay wasteΒ your sanctuaries -Leviticus 26:30-31
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Don't call the kidnap and murder squad unless you want someone to be kidnapped or murdered.
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Replying to @CollieYimby
Most of the inflation is driven by corporate price gouging, not worker pay raises.
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Or "all you do is bitch and moan that you can't reuse the same hackneyed material from 20 years ago instead of writing something new that's actually good"
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Replying to @Tony_Zig @tagsavage
Ah, so if they CHOOSE to pay $17+ per hour then prices remain low, but if the government FORCED them to pay that much they'd have to raise prices to $38/burger. Makes sense.
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Now instead of a cubicle you get to do it at home with your children screaming and if you can't concentrate you get to be homeless
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Replying to @NateSilver538
Man, I really respected you when you wrote about baseball, you should do that again. This is just embarrassing.
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Replying to @DocLanceP
So if a parent could afford their kid's lunch but doesn't pay for it anyway then the kid should have to suffer?
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Replying to @zapatas_mom
Suburban whites have been trained to believe that immigrants and things sold on the street are "dirty," and that propaganda is used to keep them away from cities (where they might change their mind)
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Replying to @Tr0phyWaifu
Weird, maybe if the price wasn't 2x-3x what it was last year people would buy and eat more avocados? I think an important qualification for becoming a capitalist is an utter refusal to understand how it works and/or abide by its basic rules
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Replying to @OkButStill
As a native New Yorker who lives in another state it's time I start standing up for my rights
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Maybe you haven't been paying attention, but the laws in this country are now whatever Republicans say they are.
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Replying to @t34doll
Also note that falsely claiming that your enemies beheaded babies is NOT blood libel, it's merely sparkling genocide incitement
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"If they face consequences for their actions they might feel ashamed of what they've done" oh no
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Replying to @jon_bois
Can't find phone Wife helpfully calls my phone Find phone Oooh, a missed call!
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You think they're gonna let kids mess up their uncanny valley green painted lawn? That lawn is for them to look at, nothing more
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Tbf it seems odd to put "wet bulb" into more common usage when "heat index" (and, more colloquially, "feels like temperature") are already in common usage, at least in the US. People understand the basic concept of "high heat+high humidity=bad" but new lingo seems offputting
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Replying to @akoz33
"Literacy is bad because it leads to Communism" is a perfect take, thank you for this
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Replying to @peachofababy
I have a theory that JP's whole anti-woman thing was actually a (justified) subconscious fear of his daughter that he had no other way to consciously express.
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Replying to @KurosaiSenpai
Have you considered that not every opinion expressed on twitterdotcom is 100% serious?
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Replying to @mattyglesias
It's a 4-day pause, after which Israel has pledged to resume bombing for months. No one is impressed until the ceasefire becomes permanent.
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Replying to @mustachetoilet
The former Trent Lott staffer who called the editor of her student paper the n-word? No, couldnt be
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Acting like you can't sell a home you have a mortgage on (or take out a home equity loan) is truly wild and strong evidence that you're grifting from poor people who rent and don't understand how home ownership works.
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Planned Parenthood does that too. So they offer like 10% of the services along with 90% bullshit and cruelty in the hopes they can strongarm women to carry an unwanted pregnancy.
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He was armed, fit the description of a known murderer, and didn't follow orders to comply. Play stupid games...
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Replying to @tilbots @Hbomberguy
If lab-grown are identical why bother? Let's do the ones without all the genocide, shall we?
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Replying to @MrAndyNgo
Andy, I really like this new thing you're doing where you post all the times you get owned.
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Replying to @DocLanceP
Or you could just take some of the money we use to kill poor kids in other countries and give all the kids in this country something to eat. Seems a little easier than having to get CPS involved anytime a kid turns up at school without his lunch money.
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Perpually ignored Chapo reply guy, got mocked, went progressively more insane, now this
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I'm younger Gen X and realized shit was fucked when we protested Rodney King and nothing happened
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Replying to @LMPD
.@LMPD there are 3 dangerous men in my community murdering people in their sleep, please lock them up immediately!
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Replying to @chrislhayes
Chris, thanks for being such a solid dude AND compiling a wonderful blocklist of neolib losers in the replies
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Replying to @Mikel_Jollett
The best way to not have Billionaires is to not have Capitalism in the first place
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Replying to @briebriejoy
"Online" is the only venue for Bernie supporters to have a voice at all, most of the time. The "toxic Bernie Bro" narrative really means "this peasant had the gall to criticize me!"
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Translation: Instead of justice for Breonna, I’m unleashing my thugs on anyone who wants her murderers arrested
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Any other President would be pulling all fed funding and sending in the US Guard or the army, Biden's gonna treat Abbot like he's Netanyahu and sell him the razor wire while planting stories in the press about how it makes him sad
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This explains the entire mentality of Republicanism in the US. They can't understand that rights for others do not automatically diminish their own, be it gay marriage, income equality, reproductive rights, racial justice etc etc
β€œMost men today cannot conceive of a freedom that does not involve somebody's slavery. They do not want equality because the thrill of their happiness comes from having things that others have not.” – W.E.B. DuBois
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How is exactly is that a contradiction, did you know other modes of transportation exist?
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Replying to @OrganizerMemes
Choosing yet another deeply unpopular candidate because "it's their turn" would be much worse
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Replying to @CoppingCain
Unless you've got a billion dollars this government doesn't give a fuck about you, immigrant or not.
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Replying to @_counterpoints_
Weird how all your incredible adventures involve brutalizing people weaker or poorer than you, such a brave strong man
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Replying to @AmyMcGrathKY
KY Dems please vote for someone truly equipped to lead us right now, @Booker4KY , not Trump supporter Amy McGrath
We are devastated by last night's killing of a treasured citizen in our community at the hands of law enforcement. This must stop. We need justice. We need leadership. My statement: bit.ly/cb-statement
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I'm very glad to hear you are still not mad Jason Crotch. PS: Health Care is a human right
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As always, they want us to simultaneously believe that a Democratic president is powerless to achieve anything, but a Republican president can make himself dictator-for-life immediately once elected.
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"We're not against these things, we just won't ever try to make them happen and will oppose anyone who does"
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Replying to @joshfoxfilm
I've been voting strategically for the last 20 years and all it got us was on the verge of climate apocalypse. I'm done.
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Replying to @zei_squirrel
Yeah, it wasn't long after this that the US media began ensuring that all "town hall" questions from the audience are to be prewritten and asked only by political plants.
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There are now a large quantity of adults who spent their edgy, furtive online youth on 4chan, browsing "Trap" threads, and their collective shame is a major component of the trans panic and view of trans identity as a sexual fetish that must be stamped out.
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Replying to @ACLU
This Supreme Court us going to focus on letting corporations grind us all into powder, regardless of race, gender, or sexual orientation! 🌈
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To Liberals, the "team" is the party, not the people. They don't give a damn about the people
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Well in that case definitely don't google "Fallujah birth defects" that'll really send you spinning
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Replying to @TheOmniLiberal
Another great sign that you won a debate is when you spend the next several days making aggrieved posts referring to yourself in the 3rd person
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