I mean I went to sleep last night just thinking about that trap block that Jonah Jackson had. Things like that just put a little smile on my face.
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It's always strangely heartwarming how much all the other scumbags in prison want to shank the child killers
Chris Watts, who murdered wife and smothered his little girls as they begged for mercy, lives in fear of fellow inmates: ‘They want to kill him’ trib.al/NbBbmsh
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This story is literally about Tim Walz saving a troubled young man's life through the power of sports
I am not kidding
Tim Walz allegedly told high school football player struggling with crime and alcohol to keep playing trib.al/HGsKfH8
Community note
The student is quoted in the article saying:
"And he was right. I was wrong. And later in life, when I continued to do that, when I continued to trust other people who love me, then it led my life in this beautiful direction. Just like it did back then."
foxnews.com/sports/tim-wal
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It's incredibly funny that this actually helps in Michigan
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I've said this before, but it's kind of hilarious how the same conservatives who say they want men to be men and women to be women get incredibly mad when women have fun in a stereotypically feminine manner
Is there any way women could act where you wouldn't hate them?
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The best part of this Haitian story is that the local factory owner said he likes the Haitians because they show up to work and don't do drugs and the local minister said he liked that his church was full now because Haitians are so religious
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Joe Rogan slowly seeming to realize that Trump is totally insane is an incredible read
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Totally unbelievable to me that a politician and former high school teacher aged worse than two of the richest and most successful movie stars in the history of Hollywood
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I've never liked Kamala much at all, but I might have to change my opinion on her given that every attack on Harris involves people criticizing her for doing incredibly based shit I didn't previously know she'd done
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Honestly, if Kamala Harris joined a black sorority at a historically black university just so that she could claim to be in touch with her black heritage for political gain four decades later, then that kind of Machiavellian genius has earned the right to be chief executive
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All you have to do is not crawl into an extremely narrow hole and this will never happen to you
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Andrew Tate might wind up in federal prison thanks to George W. Bush. Under Bush we passed a law that Americans are bound by the US age of consent everywhere on Earth, so Tate doesn't need to have broken the Romanian age of consent to get convicted
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Can't remember who said it, but the best political prediction of this cycle was the guy who said making Kamala the nominee would be a smart move because it would make the Trump campaign self-destruct out of pure racism
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This is the most unintentionally funny right-wing youtube video I've ever seen
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It's funny how all the MAGA people are doing this Haitian fearmongering when the person involved in this election who is most likely to have actually eaten a cat is clearly Robert F Kennedy Jr
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Thomas Matthew Crooks
Donated 15 dollars to ActBlue the day of Biden's inauguration when he was 17
Registered to vote as a Republican 8 months later
Shot Donald Trump while wearing a guntuber t-shirt
Somehow the only 20 year old on Earth without social media
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"Rural tradwife who raises five scientists who also happen to all be extremely religious" is a person who has never existed outside of fetishistic right-wing fantasies
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One of the most fucked up things ever was how "a dingo ate my baby" became a meme in the '80s because everyone thought there was no way that woman's baby was actually eaten by a dingo and then it turned out years later that, no, a dingo did, in fact, eat her baby
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Unpasteurized milk and cheese cause 95% of dairy-related illnesses despite being consumed by less than 2% of the population
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Creating an Amber Alert specifically for black kids and calling it an "Ebony Alert" was an incredible choice by the State of California
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I cannot stress enough that even if the Haitians killing some geese claim were true, it would be a misdemeanor violation of hunting regulations which no right-winger considers an act of savagery when hillbillies do it all the time
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If you seriously believe that any country in the world has an average IQ of 45, then you're the one with a sub-50 IQ
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Oh my God putting a black woman at the top of the ticket is turning out way better than I possibly could have imagined
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Trump's alleged shooter appears to have been a pro-Ukraine covid conspiracy theorist who thought China released the coronavirus on purpose as a bioweapon and supported a Nikki Haley/Vivek Ramaswamy presidential ticket
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My favorite sports statistic is that Tom Brady has the second most receiving yards after turning 40
The leaderboard looks like this
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Right-wingers have become so used to Trump rambling about absolutely nothing in an extemporaneous fashion that they now find the concept of a stump speech during a professional campaign to be alien and confusing
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Selzer was just on a podcast and said "Yeah, my methodology seems way too simple but it's worked so far. One day it might not work and then I'll be blown into little pieces and scattered across the City of Des Moines"
How can you not love her?
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Uh...black people in Fayette County, Georgia have 57% turnout already and black women are at 61% with the highest turnout of any demographic
What was their turnout in 2020?
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The difference is that nobody in the Democratic Party really believes Vance fucked a couch and we're just trolling him, whereas if someone lied about Tim Walz fucking a couch half of the Republican congressional delegation would be demanding a DOJ investigation into the matter
Walz referencing a false story about Vance. “See what I did there?”
Some Republicans have been frustrated more media isn’t smacking down this kind of stuff, charging that it would be panned as disinformation if it were an attack on the left.
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"Kamala changes her tune depending on what audience she's in front of" says man who compared Trump to Adolf Hitler and is now his running mate
Kamala Harris isn’t running a presidential campaign. She’s producing a movie. Everything is scripted everywhere she goes.
She’s fundamentally a fake person who changes her tune depending on what audience she’s in front of.
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An immigrant engineer in Silicon Valley playing in the Cricket World Cup in his spare time
This is the ideal Indian man. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
The U.S. just stunned Pakistan at the Men's T20 Cricket World Cup in one of the biggest upsets in the sport's history.
Saurabh Netravalkar is one of Team USA's top players, but his full-time job: Principle Engineer at Oracle.
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This is an Indian pro-Israel blue check comparing Netanyahu to Hitler because he likes them both
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I actually don't think we should use the term sex workers to refer to literal child sex slaves
‘I miss home’: 13-year-old Nigerian girls trapped as sex workers in Ivory Coast theguardian.com/global-devel…
Community note
In the Ivory Coast, 13 year old girls cannot consent to sex, and therefore, by definition, aren't prostitutes. They are children being exploited and raped.
ageofconsent.net/world/ivory-co
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Congratulations to Christopher Rufo, who, while trying to find evidence of Haitians eating cats in Springfield, managed, through the tireless journalistic efforts of his team, to uncover the shocking story of someone grilling chicken in a different city more than a year ago
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Thank you for injecting some sanity into this discussion, Rapist Hitler 420
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This was the random meme character btw
People call everything racist nowadays. I used a random meme character I found in a thumbnail and it's causing uproar, so I'll change it I guess. Don't see how it's racist myself, but have to careful w people nowadays so I'll change it. Shame. Anyways, video today or tomorrow.
Community note
That "meme" character is a anti-semitic caricature of Jewish people
nitter.app/SwannMarcus89/
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I'm not a big fan of Harris at all and think she's a mediocre candidate, but everyone who said right-wingers wouldn't be able to help themselves and would immediately spew nonstop racism and misogyny if she was the nominee was totally proven right in like 15 minutes
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I will bet any leftist a thousand dollars at 500-1 odds (I pay you 500 grand if I am wrong) that I can accurately say which party this woman supports
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Elon tweeted about polymarket 20 times, right-wingers flooded polymarket with money on Trump, and now conservatives are posting vague conspiracy theories about their own behavior
Incredible things happening to the American right
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*buys a $78,000 truck on a plan that results in $1,600 per month in car payments*
Logs onto twitter: "Despite earning a household income well over six figures, my family is still living paycheck to paycheck. This is Biden's America!"
What is wrong with people. $3,000 a month in car payments. These people pay a mortgage for 2 cars. I just don’t understand.
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A neckbeard with a katana got shot by the cops and this has to be the single funniest police shooting of all time
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Question: "How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning"
Answer: "I'd feel the way I do right now because I didn't eat breakfast this morning"
That's a completely normal answer to a bizarre hypothetical question someone asked her out of the blue
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This literally is a consequence of being too online. She sees people spew insanely violent rhetoric on the internet and nobody takes it seriously and she just transferred the kind of shit people post on twitter to a city council meeting without understanding it is not the same
Riddhi Patel crying in court after being charged with 16 felony counts over threatening to murder city councillors in Bakersfield unless they voted to endorse a ceasefire in Gaza.
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
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This is way more brutal towards Elon than any of the memes from his enemies
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The first black curator at the Guggenheim having an insane public meltdown that includes doxxing random twitter users because she got mad that a heterosexual white man showed his girlfriend Miami Vice is the type of content that keeps me on this website despite the rampant Nazism
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It's so weird how the RFK, Jr bear story is only the third worst story involving a Kennedy having a dead body in their car
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I will never understand these criticisms of suburbs because, like, you don't look down on the suburb from hundreds of feet in the air in real life
Playing with your dog in the backyard of a suburban home is not actually corrosive to the human spirit
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There are a lot of Muslims on twitter whose sole complaint about imperialism is that they are no longer powerful enough to do the imperializing
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I'm sure this is because he's black and not because there are posts he made on a porn forum where he talks about how he likes getting peed on
Rachel Hunt, a white liberal Democrat running for Lt. Governor in North Carolina, cuts a TV ad where she says she will need bleach to clean the office of the previous BLACK Republican Lt Governor before she uses it.
Community note
1) That is hydrogen peroxide
2) Mark Robinson is widely alleged to have posted on adult websites wishing to be covered in human excrement
To imply this is about race is factually inaccurate and slanderous.
politico.com/news/2024/09/2
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You can tell Larry David wasn't the brains of the operation at Seinfeld by how David did Curb Your Enthusiasm shortly after Seinfeld ended and it's run for 118 episodes on HBO, whereas Jerry has done literally nothing important since 1998
Charlie Kirk: "I never liked Larry David. He is not the brains of the operation of Seinfeld ... he's your typical kind of New York Woody Allen-type that is constantly complaining"
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The Republican line that Kamala only started claiming to be black for political reasons is pretty hilarious once you learn that she did her undergrad at Howard University
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Don't make us teach you this lesson a second time
If voter fraud is kept to a minimum, my prediction is Trump wins rather easily, likely the popular vote as well. However, if he doesn't, I don't think red states can wait four years to try again to take the boot off their neck, especially as Democrats will continue working to make these elections unwinnable. If Harris wins, red state secession is the last option for preserving liberty.
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Grant declared martial law to break up the Klan in South Carolina and then got a law passed that allowed him to suspend habeas corpus by identifying the Klan as unlawful combatants engaged in active rebellion against the United States
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Trump is literally using the entire American economy for insider trading crypto scams lmfao
If he pulls back on tariffs again this will have been what? Three times he cratered the market and then didn’t implement the promised tariffs?
Imagine getting liquidated because of tariff fears on Friday only to have it called off two days later. 💀
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I absolutely believe women were sending Joe Biden salacious pictures of themselves in the 1970s. He was a handsome motherfucker who was one of the youngest senators in US history, his wife had recently died tragically, and everyone was horny and on cocaine
Biden claims "women would send very salacious pictures" to him when he was a senator in the 1970s: "I'd just give them to the Secret Service."
(Senators do not have Secret Service protection)
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I advise Americans and British people to familiarize themselves with some points about the Yemeni fighters ( Houthis) before rushing into anything.
- They don't follow your movies and TV shows at all.
- They are not bothered by your media or social media distractions.
- Psychological warfare is utterly useless against them.
- They are natural-born fighters, really, no kidding.
- Their life goal since childhood has been to fight America.
- The last will and testament passed down from their ancestors is to liberate Palestine.
- At the very least, they have 4 to 5 wars of military experience in various terrains.
- They have all written and recorded their life wills in both audio and video formats.
- The martyrdom of one of them is a tremendous source of pride for their children, family, village, province, and country.
- Their poets passionately glorify war more than any love, flirtation, or romance poetry.
- They all obey their leader, Abdul-Malik Badr al-Din al-Houthi, with absolute obedience.
- Their only fear is the punishment and wrath of Allah if they fail to support the people of Palestine and backtrack on their support.
- They love death as much as you love life, if not more.
In any confrontation they engage in... I won't explain these words... you will come to know, understand, and feel them more when facing them.
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Dudes only put thousands of hours into Crusader Kings II because there is nothing hotter to the typical woman than mastery over grand strategy games from Paradox Development Studios
Something a lot of men don't like to admit:
All of your hobbies and ambitions are to attract women.
Nature doesn't care how much personal fulfillment you get from them. Those things are cool, but they're a coincidental positive externality to the prime objective:
To keep the species going.
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Silver said that Ann Selzer releasing that poll was brave, but if she’s wrong it’s one miss near the end of an excellent career and if she’s right she is the greatest pollster to ever live and has achieved a level of magnificence the industry has never seen
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Interesting thing about Meghan McCain saying her dad used to badmouth Kamala Harris is that Harris entered the Senate in January 2017 and McCain spent little time around her because he got diagnosed with a brain tumor that July and spent minimal time in the Senate after that
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Kamala also never had any biological kids but her stepdaughter is only 25 and her stepson literally got married last year lol
Surprisingly, an 80 year old man is more likely to be a grandparent than two people twenty years younger than he is
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Honestly terrifying that people can live in an alternate universe like this and never realize how deluded they are thanks to internet echo chambers
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I love the phrase "military aged man" because it implies something nefarious even though you're basically talking about any dude between 16 and 50
Over 1,000 African migrants have taken over NYC’s City Hall today
95% are military aged men and many crossed the southern border to get here.
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Really buried the lede here
What was your grandpa doing on the Eastern Front, buddy?
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I love people bringing up draft registration as some sort of serious act of male oppression as if anyone has been called up for the draft in 50 years
Call Her Daddy Girl: “Are there any laws that give the government control over a man’s body?”
Kamala Harris: “No”
The correct answer is the draft
nitter.app/badtradmom/status/1843…
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I can't believe that the first time a Haitian appears in that video he's waving at someone in a friendly manner and gets called a racial slur in return and right-wing propagandists thought this made their side look good
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Why does Emmanuel Macron look like he wants to have sex with everybody he meets
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The most American way for this story to develop would be if it turns out that the motive was something totally inexplicable and bugfuck crazy, like a QAnon guy took the shot because he was disillusioned by Trump's failure to bring the international pedophile ring to justice
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This schizopost is a marvel of its kind. In only 22 words, it has four distinct plot twists that I could not possibly have predicted ahead of time
Did yall hear about Vladimir Putin opening the oldest vault to reveal images of biblical figures? They all black every single one.
Community note
Putin has not opened the “oldest vault” or any vault for that matter.
No Russian media or Russian state media has made this claim.
This is a TikTok, YouTube and bitchute conspiracy with no reliable facts or evidence.
Search Russian news:
yandex.com/search/?text=p
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To this day this is the realest thing that anyone has ever posted to this website
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I think Naomi Wolf might have undiagnosed cataracts
Who remembers when the sun was golden not silvery, the sky was deep rich blue, not pale milky blue, and robust gorgeous cirrus clouds were everywhere, crisply delineated in the sky; when the sky was not plagued with weird streaks that spread with horrid inevitability, blocking the sun, creating bizarre sundogs, and then turning into spitty grey unmoving cloud cover and drizzle the next day?
Community note
Contrails are trails of water vapor left by passing planes and have existed since jets have existed. They are more common than they used to be because commercial jet flights have quadrupled since 1980 and doubled since 2000.
iea.org/data-and-stati…
weather.gov/fgz/CloudsCont…
earthobservatory.nasa.gov/images/78154/t…
spartan.edu/news/trails-in…
space.com/what-are-contr
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Harris spent 7 years as a district attorney of a major city, six years as attorney general of our largest state, four years as a Senator, and four more as VP
Donald Trump was a real estate mogul and reality TV star
Which of these has more relevant experience to be president
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Tim Walz has managed to drive all of right-wing twitter totally insane with one extremely Midwestern joke about not liking spicy food
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Michelle Obama: "I want kids to have healthier lunches"
Right-wing: "Fuck off, I don't believe in that nonsense"
RFK, Jr: "Younglings must consume nothing but organic kelp noodles, bear meat from butchered road kill, and high quality HGH"
Right-wing: "YES MY LORD AND SAVIOR"
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Ozempic rules because all of the mortality benefits of the drug conclusively prove that "health at every size" was always total bullshit propaganda
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A candidate for congress in Virginia borrowed his friend's family to pretend he's married with kids hahahahaha
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