Thoughts are my own. Veteran, firefighter, EMT, PMP, MSx2, riot medic, pan-theist, anti-federalist, globalist. βοΈβοΈβοΈ
Dallas, TX
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Any country that holds a referendum for statehood, and who's government petitions the US for statehood, should be undeniably ENTITLED to a hearing in Congress, a minimum amount of open debate on the floor, and a binding vote.
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Wait wait WAIT. The squirrel that every right wing account is fuming over all weekend was a marketing gimmick for a gay porn star π
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Iβm sure thereβs nothing at all to the fact that every video, every single video, they have of these people theyβre describing something they heard somebody else tell them.
This is an absolutely insane video.
A Springfield, Ohio homeless advocate tells the city council that landlords are kicking people out of their homes and replacing them with Haitians and that the Biden-Harris government is paying them to do it.
He says he personally knows someone who lived in a house for seven years. The landlord told them to leave under the guise of completing renovations only to replace them with a Haitian and charge the government triple the rent.
"I don't know of a single homeless Haitian in this town because they all got vouchers! But I can show you a whole bunch of people that have been displaced."
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The modern gop is an unholy alliance of white trash hedonists and rich white puritans, whoβs only shared belief is the hatred of minorities
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If somebody has a salary of $120k a year and took out a $5k/month mortgage they fucked up, their banker fucked up, and they should move
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Recession is when having a burrito brought to your house by a private chauffeur is expensive
Today I opened the chipotle app, loaded a tasty burrito into my cart, saw that it was $20.80 before tax/delivery/tip, and closed the app. Chose leftovers instead. Iβve seen enough to call it: weβre in a recession.
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So you donβt think that males and females have different physiology? Or you just think women deserve to be less safe?
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who do they think the target market for cruises is? this is not recreation for the uber rich. These ships get bigger and bigger in order to bring prices lower and lower. Cruises are primarily recreation for the middle and lower middle classes. Rich people donβt go on cruises.
Late stage capitalism is so absurdly comical at times.
This new cruise ship has:
- 23 restaurants
- 22 bars / clubs
- 7 full sized pools + 9 hot tubs
- Full waterpark
- Rock climbing wall
- Ice skating rink
- Surf simulator
- Golf course
- Basketball court
- Rooms for 7600 people
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heterosexual != straight, they are not synonyms. The relationship is inherently queer because it has queer people in it. But it is heterosexual, because the partners are of different genders.
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youβre sitting EXACTLY the same distance from them as everybody else. We can all see that.
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thank you! I'm constantly trying to explain to people how whether a film is "good" or "bad" really has very little to do with whether it's likable, or entertaining.
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her killer was arrested and is going to jail forever. What exactly would you like to riot about? What did you think the George Floyd riots were about?
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yeah, this was a remarkably ham-fisted parody. All they did was change names. The delivery, the intonation, the talking points, literally all the same.
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Media has never been less pornographic than it is today. Modern media is downright chaste compared to 20 years ago
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This is only 10mph faster than the posted speed limit on most interstate highways
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βIβm not gayβ
Lists a bunch of incredibly gay hobbies and origin stories
βSee, furthest thing from gay*
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Letβs see you throw on some bunker gear and put your ass on the line. Weβll wait.
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Itβs porn for gay men, that makes it gay porn. There are a lot of heterosexual gay porn stars
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Hold up. The first stop is βPaul isnβt Jesus?β Is this a thing that right wing evangelicals believe, that the apostle Paul was actually Jesus? That seemsβ¦heretical?
Do you see that one of the first things in the progression downward away from true faith is βWomen can be pastorsβ? Find a church without women pastors and preachers if you want a true church!
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This court? Extremely high. Theyβll do whatever their Federalist Society handlers tell them to do
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the game of fucking telephone that spawned the original βcat eatingβ story is almost to fucking nuts to believe.
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yes, the 68 people killed in the attack on Pearl Harbor were the only people killed by the Japanese Empire
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Mythbusters did a thing on this. They also did a cool test where the dropped a hammer just slightly before the diver, testing whether a workman falling off a bridge could survive if their tools hit the water first. They did.
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This is an EXCEEDINGLY stupid event to have a strong opinion on, in either direction, and literally the only reason any conservative is pretending to be this upset is because their handlers told them to. And none of you leftists actually care about animal registration that much either. Everybody grow up.
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Italians have the most unearned food snobbery. Absolutely mid cuisine that they treat with religious reverence. Unserious country.
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Thatβs exactly what they tested, yes. The window is VERY small though, surface tension returns pretty quickly
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I have nothing but respect for the veterans who identified that they can make big money treating pudgy Republican suburban sales managers like dog shit.
No matter how bad you feel about yourself, at least you didn't spend $7,000 for an Alpha Male Bootcamp just to be screamed at in an office parking lot
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The fact that it took him longer to die than the estimated wait time is pretty strong evidence that he was traiged correctly
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Latinos handed you the White House, and you still canβt resist posting this racist bullshit π
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The Fremen are an oppressed indigenous ethnic and religious minority. The MINUTE they attain the means they murder 60 billion non-believers, sterilize multiple entire planets, and usher in 3000 years of tyranny followed by total societal collapse.
I really, really, really, donβt think they want to go down the road of comparing Paul and the Fremen to Hamas.
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there are almost 3000 McDonalds locations in Japan. More than 1,200 KFCs. More than 1,000 Dominos Pizzas.
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Right wing faux outrage is gonna pay off this guys mortgage and buy him a new Ferrari, and I love that for him
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Sure, If you narrowly define your βplaceβ to the smallest possible area. $5k in New York City can also get you a townhome or a 3br apartment near enough to the city to reasonably work and spend most of your time in Manhattan
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Many such cases, especially when women are perceived as not bending the knee to Lord Sanders
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I suspect that theyβre not particularly labor or resource intensive to grow and harvest, and mostly just space intensive. So as long as theyβre being grown in places with cheap, abundant land, they can be grown cheaply.
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it's kind of entertaining watching "tech people" expose themselves as completely out of touch with day-to-day existence of the other 99% of working professionals.
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Nobody, NOBODY, βhasβ to live in SoHo or Palo Alto. Not 1 single person has no possible other option.
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Itβs wild that they are doing this with a photo where she looks βblackerβ than probably any other photo ever taken of her
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Why would I be friends with people I wouldnβt to sleep with? Who has energy for that?
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Hell, in Dallas that could be a $1M or a $200k home, depending on the neighborhood and proximity to downtown
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Iβm not the least bit kidding when I say I wouldnβt be even a little shocked if we find out sometime soon that a local batch of meth was recently contaminated with LSD
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why do voice training when she could just smoke a pack of American Spirits every day?
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somebody just heard that a person can commit suicide by taking βsleeping pillsβ and went for it
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Why though? He now stands to lose out on millions in endorsements and speaking fees that were coming his was from the right wing culture sphere
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The Post spends more time workshopping headlines than doing actual journalism, thatβs how
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Itβs low key funny when summer children first learn that the swinger community is mostly comprised of hard-core republicans, and some of the most vile, racist, bigoted, god-fearing christian people you will ever meet in your life.
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This absolutely seems like something only a pro would do. A normal person would probably be too nervous to eat or drink before committing cold blooded murder
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That rental contract is worth more than the average single family home in America, by multiples. The landlords likely has a standing buyout offer in the millions, that she can take whenever sheβs ready to move
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The richest people youβll find on a Carnival cruise are car dealership owners and general contractors from Deluth
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I have a lot of friends in the kink, swinger, and pornstar communities, and it is frankly disturbing just how popular Trump is within those communities
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False comparison. If you had an βanti-cancerβ drug that worked by simply making you no longer want to smoke, it would be an amazing thing that we would want all smokers to start taking immediately.
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The fucking worst genre of comment under this are morons who assume that this is because generals are eating steak and lobsters and regular soldiers are eating slop. We arenβt some 3rd world oligarchy. We arenβt Russia. If DoD is buying crab, privates are eating crab
Me: How much did the Department of Defense spend on snow crab and Alaskan king crab in 2018?
DoD:Β I donβt have that amountΒ
Me: $2.3 million. Do you know how much Pgh spends each year on our unhoused folks? Only $1.2 million & theyβre not being served gourmet seafood.
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