Made you look. Husband, Debate Coach, Career MDiv Student. 100% chance I’d rather be fishing 🎣
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I wonder if you'll still be laughing in April when he retires and gets his full pension and SS
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Peak American activist to be aggressively passionate about things you know nothing about
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Probably for the best. A Panda from Panda Express would probably be an American Black Bear that identifies as vaguely Asian
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I don’t want 12 Catholics (or anyone else for that matter) interpreting the Bible and dictating how it applies to our legal system. We tried that for about a thousand years and it ended badly
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It’s crazy to me that the left wants to ban women from polling places, schools, and being around children
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I don’t agree with President Obama on much, but in a world that’s at war with fatherhood I appreciate that he embraces it’s importance
Happy Father's Day to all the dads and father-figures celebrating today! Of all that I’ve done in my life, I’m most proud of being Malia and Sasha's dad...and the family's designated photographer.
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My advice to young professionals: move to a community outside of a metro area and learn to understand the average American
Community note
86% of Americans live in Metro Areas. The "average American" lives in a city.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metropoli…
macrotrends.net/global-metrics
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It’s still strange to me that SBC agencies can pay to send employees to be voting members of the body that sets their budget. In Ga teachers are barred from repping their community in the Gen Assembly bc it’s a conflict of interest. Curious to hear @bartbarber & @tomascol on this
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“Women are fictional and manufactured by the patriarchy, just like heartbeats”- Stacey Abrams in 2034 while running her 5th losing campaign for governor of Ga
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After they renamed the school after her, fully funded her college, set up her trust fund, and we used the remaining money to fund a k-12 school at our local church, I’d go visit that kid in juvy to talk about his poor life decisions
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Peak Establishment: a revolving door academic/bureaucrat lecture ring us about what the wealthiest man in the world “doesn’t understand about owning a business”
Here's what Elon Musk fails to understand:
Much of a corporations' value lies in their workers — their knowledge, skills, and ideas.
When he fired half of Twitter’s workforce and drove off even more, he wasn't “cutting costs.”
He was actively destroying what he bought.
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This is so fake. White people didn't farm pumpkins until Starbucks learned how to mine pumpkin spice
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Yeah real unfortunate we didn’t find a replacement for Acuna and Harris this off-season. Can’t believe AA didn’t think of that
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Well, normal people marry someone that has a similar worldview. It’s just that White Dudes for Harris look like this
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Your Twitter tirade against the SBC this week hasn’t exactly been the pinnacle of Christlikeness.
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On the bright side, the way Ozzie has been playing defense…we can pencil in Ozuna at 2B on occasion without losing anything
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Let’s be real, she 100% believes her son’s future is a small price to pay to feed the grift.
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Going for the career-candidate triple crown: losing a Presidential race, a Senate race, and a Governor’s race without winning an election. Is he the greatest career candidate of all time?
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Wild that you took 6 months to get the story done and it just managed to land less than a week after the debate. You’re incredibly lucky
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As someone that lives in rural Ga, I can confirm that Cobb Co is Atlanta.
If you’re in Ga and you car has to pass emissions, you live in Atlanta.
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Give this man a lifetime contract.
@ronaldacunajr24 cooks @KnockahomaNTN , proving he’s not just a Brave for life; he’s also a part of Braves Twitter for life
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I didn’t see the facemask but I was listening on the radio, and they (UGA announcers) said it wasn’t actually a facemask
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Falcons are paying Cousins way too much money for that. Should’ve gotten a cheaper option at QB like Russ Wilson or Sam Darnold.
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Which is wild bc he’s probably still a fringe everyday SS for a significant portion of the league
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Making fun of REPUBLICAN elected officials (or formally elected) that are constituents is not a great look.
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That’s not correct Dwight. Assault rifles are typically responsible for 20-30 deaths a year. In 2021 over 48,000 Americans died from gun related injuries, primarily handguns. Over 80% of those were suicides
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Georgia requires child support from the moment a heartbeat is detected. I feel like we should set that as our baseline
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Because I feel like one rocket would convince the Romans that they are going to war with the gods and they should apologize and go home
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I’m excited to see Beto make history and complete the career-candidate triple crown: losing a senate, presidential, and gubernatorial race consecutively without winning an election. He is the GOAT
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80 degrees in April in Atlanta = 100% humidity and violent thunderstorms, which is exactly what we’ve been experiencing for the past week. Maybe stick to weather forecasts in Diet England
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Sending noted Met killer Wild Bill Contreras to Milwaukee for the opening series was a real 4D chess move by AA
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There were a group of colonies from various other countries, and various nations of native Americans, but that's not a country
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If you travel back in time to the end of April and give every single human being on planet earth the option to choose between “Marcell hits 40 HR this year” and “Marcell gets cut when he reaches 10 years of service time in May”, Marcell’s own mother would’ve lost
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If he stayed that guy, he wouldn’t be eligible in 2024 because he’d be serving his second term
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They would be on PTI arguing about whether he is a first ballot HoFer if he played in LA or NY
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Because something happens in a historical narrative in Scripture doesn’t make it Biblically right. King Solomon worshiped false gods. King Saul tried to kill David. Lot and his daughters…well…look it up…
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Voters universally want to inflict Trump onto Washington
They also don't want him running their state
Everybody realizes at this point that Washington politics is for "for show" while state politics is "for dough"
Nobody takes DC seriously anymore
I’m gonna be honest: I don’t really “get” what makes Robinson and Mastriano totally unacceptable to some voters while they see Trump as basically normal. I could totally get them liking all three or hating all three but the inconsistency is just bizarre.
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Don’t tease me Keith. If your dumb posts show up in my feed two days from now I’ll be very upset
After Musk's endorsement of the QAnon Pizzagate conspiracy theory, I won't be posting here any more. There are a couple of prescheduled promos for the Podcast, the last runs ~10PM I'm on the other socials under my name or some variation of Countdown With KO/Keith Olbermann.
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That requires giving him his day in court. When a nation takes up arms against itself, there’s plenty of blame to go around for both sides, a point Davis would’ve capitalized on. I can’t imagine the US government was particularly keen on accepting that risk
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I love that the responses to this are equal parts “the average American already lives in the metro” and “all the people who live in the metro moved here from non-metro areas”
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I live in a constitutional carry state. I still have to pass a background check to buy a gun…constitutional carry has nothing to do with *obtaining* a firearm. It’s actually harder to buy a firearm without a permit than it was when Ga required them
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I love the fake “your Twitter has been hacked” text above all of the authentication texts they needed to hack his account
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I’m sure a bunch of white dudes will be along shortly to lecture Ender about his experiences in Venezuela
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This is why nobody trusts the media. Somebody probably went to college to write that garbage tabloid headline
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Yeah this stuff has never happened in other communist countries before. Must be the embargo
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