I throw a ball for a living

Now the NL East is over. @sal_licata
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Thank you to everyone’ for the support. Plan to come back stronger after this. I didn’t get a vasectomy, just Tommy John. #GoBraves
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@Ken_Rosenthal stands at 5’4 1/2” but still towers over Rob Manfred. Fire one of the premier reporters in baseball because he critiques you? That’s his job. #soft #rentfree #doinglaps
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If you don’t like it, stop it. If you can’t stop it, admire it. If you can’t admire it, keep it down so everyone else can enjoy the show. #AcunaMVP

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I know a source who says the @Braves were the best team in 2021.
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@Braves What are we eating? @astros for the main, @Dodgers for the side and a cold @Brewers to wash it down?
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Fun fact, @FreddieFreeman5 was my first strike out. Almost everyday I see him, I remind him he’s #1 in my book. #resignfreddie
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After MLB took the All-Star game away from the Atlanta fans, it felt great to bring the World Series and the Commissioner’s Trophy to Atlanta. Baseball is a place where people can come together and cheer for something. It shouldn’t be used as something to drive people apart.
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Some people have asked why I just started tweeting. Who would have cared what a 28 year old Indy ball player would have to say. “Just got on the bus, 26 hours till we arrive in the middle of nowhere to play a team at the local YMCA.” Honestly, great times though.
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Owners should consider putting a runner on second to end the lockout. #problemsolved
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They do parades for real championships, not bubbleships. Our Ludacris and Big Boi concert was lit as well.
We, Dodgers and Rams should all do a joint parade together!!!! With a live concert afterwards to end it!! City of Champions 🏆🏆🏆💍💍💍. Congrats 🐏 once again!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Are you even trying to win your fantasy league if you’re not willing to take a slap for an IR stash?
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The person who learned from failure succeeded. The yips might be the best thing that ever happen to me. I learned more from that failure than success ever could, on and off the field.
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Breaking: Dodgers manager, Dave Roberts, believed to have received a copy of Grays Sports Almanac from future self. Plans to open Dave Roberts’ Pleasure Paradise Casino and Hotel in near future.
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Braves postseason schedule looks less like defending champs and more like playing at Wrigley before the lights were installed.
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True but you and all your Dodger friends do.
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NFL OT rules might be the worst in sports. Basically comes down to a coin flip. With that said, might have been the most amazing week of NFL football ever.
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That was a cute little letter from Uncle Rob to the fans.

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The source is me.
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Idea: MLB players put on an all star series of their own. Live stream it and play a 5-7 game series. Get professional cameras set up, in game interviews and behind the scenes access. Do large teams, something like 50 players with everyone having to play. Would fans tune in?
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Hey @elonmusk , @SpaceX launches are cool and all but have you ever seen a @solerpower12 launch?

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Avg. MLB game length: 3:03 Avg. “Action time” in MLB: 18 minutes Avg. NFL games length: 3:12 Avg. time of “ball in play” in NFL: 18 minutes Does baseball need to speed up or become more entertaining?

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Every rule change helps the hitters. Any day now pitchers are going to have to tell the hitters what pitch is coming. Owners are selling offense, not baseball.
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Wife: “Its too bad you’re not #69. It would go better with your nickname.” Me: “That’s why I love you.” #nutsack @lauren_matzek
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Hard to negotiate with a wall, doesn’t matter if you add an outlet to it or not.
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Replying to @BlooperBraves
Much love my thicc teddy bear
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@BlooperBraves, I think you should give credit where credit is due. #frankwasright
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Who knew saying something shouldn’t be political could be so………… political?
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In a recent poll taken by people who hate baseball, 100% said they would love to see an umpire end a game in the most exciting situation. #letthekidsplay?
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Replying to @DodgersJesse
I don’t but I do remember all of them from the parade.
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Dynamic Duos 1. @BlooperBraves and I 2. Sponge Bob and Patrick 3. Mario and Luigi 4. R2D2 and C-3PO 5. Woody and Buzz Lightyear
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When your why is strong, you can do a lot. When you attach love, the strongest human emotion, to that why you became unstoppable. Find your why and attach love to it. Emotions drive people and love is the nitro fuel. Use it.
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They still count but they don’t get parades. Not years after the fact.
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As @YaBoy77 would say, I hope your Christmas is “efficient and punctual.”
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Is @MoneyyyMikeee the most slept on rookie in baseball?

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@NjTank99 looks like you might need a new shirt.
Throw It Again 🔥👕 available only at: rotowear.com/products/throw-…
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What an amazing performance tonight……………………………Jackson Stevens was in elite form tonight with that chili dog. Roll tide. (Am I doing that right?)
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Relief pitchers are people too. 😂😂😂 With the way the game is going the NCRP (non-closer relief pitcher) will become an extremely important role on a successful team. With starters going shorter in games, gap guys will impact the outcome more than ever.
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Does anyone really believe the owners are going broke? forbes.com/sites/maurybrown/…
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If I’m a @chargers fan, does that mean I know how it feels to be a Mets fan after watching that game?
51% Yes
49% Yes again
15,340 votes • Final results
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Manfred: “We never used the phrase last, best and final offer with the union. We said to them it was the best offer prior to the deadline to cancel games.” Reporter: “If it was not your last, best and final why would they (union) have accepted it?” Manfred:

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Replying to @BlooperBraves
I’m in
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“I’m talking about Mountain Dews, baby!” - Shaun “The Flying Tomato” White
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Replying to @DodgersJesse
I’ll see if I can squeeze you in between hoisting the trophy and getting my ring sized.
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I guess winning 4 division titles in a row makes you an underdog. 🤔🤔🤔
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Sorry to disappoint but I was never an electrician.
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“I’ll be taking my talents to whatever team is buying all the All-Stars.”
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Replying to @MONKEYDMETS
Fans of baseball and the Atlanta Braves come from all backgrounds and political parties. It’s a place where the political fight shouldn’t be fought. That’s the point. Sports should bring us toghether not divide us. Players are not political pawns.
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Iglesias was just trying to feed Winker’s double birds some seeds.
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Pitchers are so good today they have to change rules to try and even the playing field. Pitchers see the technology available to them and learn to use it. Most pitchers today have at least some understanding on fluid dynamics. That wasn’t the case 10+ years ago.
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How is that a no call? He just ripped his face mask.
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Replying to @BlooperBraves
Dynamic duo
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Thread: Players would love to play something like the real thing. Problem is, with MLB exempt from antitrust laws nobody can start a league to compete with MLB. It’s the only major sport that is exempt. That’s why we see leagues like the USFL pop up and compete with the NFL.
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The Road Back | Ronald Acuña Jr.'s Return piped.video/j3sGiw4fWqU via @YouTube
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Replying to @Trenciarte
Haha
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Do it something like “The Match” that golf does but for baseball. Now’s the only time we can do something like this.
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Maybe this play was 101 on MLB’s list. #relieversarepeopletoo piped.video/NWEl0i76IvM
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Replying to @BlooperBraves
Settle down Big Sexy
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Replying to @BlooperBraves
When you’re living like this, they suppose to hate.
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“When you living like this, they suppose to hate.” - Shane Greene
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Replying to @barstoolsports
Gangster
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Replying to @BlooperBraves
How do you eat it with no mouth?
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Replying to @BarrettSallee
Thank you! Merry Christmas!
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Accident. I do like it but accidental like button.
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Replying to @YaBoy77
Hot
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Replying to @MONKEYDMETS
Cute meme. Love me some Joey but again, you’re missing the point. The diamond shouldn’t be tainted by politics. It’s a beautiful game. Leave it at that. It has nothing to do with right or left. If they moved the game from Colorado to Atlanta I would say the same thing. Would you?
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Terrible showing. Guy claims to be a gamer then proceeds to get waxed on The Show.
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Luke Jackson, big bath guy. @OfficUnofficPod
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Replying to @JomboyMedia
When you work hard on your post career velo belt you gotta show it off sometimes. Give the people what they want. From one thicc boy to another, respect.
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Replying to @JomboyMedia
Looks like a Northern Pike flopping around in the ice shanty after being ripped by the lip into another dimension.
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Replying to @BlooperBraves
Nightmare fuel
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This guy looks like max fried compared to @YaBoy77
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In order for the NFL to keep the best players from seeking greener grass in other leagues the NFL must provide for the players. Hard to compete with MLB while they’re exempt from these anti monopoly laws. They know this and is why they have set up a lobbyist office in DC.
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This also effects the fans, when there is less competition in the market (baseball teams in city) then the owners can then spike ticket prices knowing the only place to be entertain by baseball is to pay they’re price. This hurts the game and it’s draw to new fans.
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Todays call was made on a minor league player who had all last year to adjust to the new rule.
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Whatever it takes to be a winner.
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Love it!!! Congrats!!!
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Replying to @HeresJonny16
Do it.
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Replying to @DesertDoyer
I had to google you, this came up.
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Replying to @katiebravesfan
This would be no different than the bullpens or live BPs pitchers and hitters are doing right now to get ready for the season. Just more of a game played at 80% to give the fans some entertainment.
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Just watched 14 Peaks. @nimsdai might be the baddest dude on this floating spaceship with no captain we call Earth. #14Peaks on @netflix
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Replying to @marycarr5
NFL is like starting with a runner on second but if the run scores in the top half of the inning, the game ends and you have no chance to tie it up in the bottom.
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Interesting concept.
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That’s my mascot!

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Sure, why not.
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Replying to @YaBoy77
Hop on my tweet

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Peanut butter and JELLY!!!!!
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