Harden gave Pat Bev cookout table legs
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MLB replay system would be a hell of a lot more accurate if the crew in New York didn’t know what the call on the field was.
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You guys gotta remember CJ Watson is who Floyd's wife was texting back in the day. Troll job 10/10
Draymond Green and Conor McGregor are going at it this morning on Instagram:
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In 2018 we were up 10-2 against the Cubs in the 4th. We started playing “station to station” on the bases the rest of the game. They scored 9 runs in the 8th and we lost 14-10.
Nationals shortstop Alcides Escobar and center fielder Victor Robles were not happy after Thairo Estrada attempted to steal second base and score on Brandon Crawford's single in the top of the ninth inning
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We were close to not having baseball at all this year. Yet here we are pissed Tatis Jr hit a Grand Slam.
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No! Your 16 year old son doesn’t have a 1.8 pop time.
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A near 40/40 year is ruining the game
Braves' Ronald Acuna is doing his part in ruining baseball trib.al/Qlo80fp
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NL East Champions!!!!! Let’s GO!!!!! #ChopOn
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Can’t wait to see the Braves roll out opening day in the 1974 throwbacks.
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If @MLB is adamant about making sure the calls on the field are indeed correct, then the replay crew in New York shouldn’t know what call was made when they are asked to review a play.
Someday I’ll understand whatever they are watching in those replays in NY đŸŽ„
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This is how @albiesozzie97 walks around the clubhouse after he hits a home run. #ChopOn #MyFavoritePlayer
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He literally goes to English class to learn the language. Getting your knickers in a twist because a 20 year old kid (man child) from Venezuela isn’t comfortable speaking a foreign language in an interview in front of a camera is pretty juvenile Timmy nitter.app/doestim/status/9787440

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I will always cherish 2017. Thank you @Braves for giving me the opportunity I've been chasing since I was 19. #ChopOn
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Thank you Braves Country for the endless support & for making my first taste of October baseball exhilarating. #ChopOn #ForEachOther
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Chicago @Cubs will protect fans too stupid or sluggish to avoid foul balls by extending nets kentsterling.com/2020/01/28/

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The year is 89’ and it’s the ECF. Bulls are up 2-1 vs the Pistons. Game 4: Jordan scored 11 points over the last 3 Q’s of the game. Game 5: Jordan scored 1 point in the 4th and loses by 9 (took 8 shots in 46 minutes) Game 6: Jordan scores 6 in then 4th and gets eliminated nitter.app/undisputed/status/1001

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So.... a hitter can just charge the mound if a pitcher is dealing? đŸ€”đŸ€”đŸ€” “ThAt’S bAsEbAlL”
I completely get Ronald Acuna getting drilled. He's led off 3 games w/HR's. Sometimes he showboats a bit. This is how the other team evens the playing field & makes him less comfortable. It all falls under the heading of "That's baseball."
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‘JeSsIcA mEnDoZa IsN’t QuAlIfIeD tO eVaLuAtE pLaYeRs. SoFtBaLl IsN’t ThE sAmE aS bAsEbAlL”. I’ve seen a lot of these terrible takes the past 24 hours but none questioning the qualifications of male softball coaches, where I’m guessing vast majority never actually played softball
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My nieces were excited about me rejoining the @Braves. My nephew on the other hand has other reasons to #ChopOn
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Pitchers the rest of the summer
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Researched. I think the word you’re looking for is researched, toenail
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When you get the ball back from your first MLB Home Run and the guy who caught it wrote his initials on it.
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Replying to @3YearLetterman
Mine just happened to appear after I paid cash for my waterbed. đŸ€·đŸ»â€â™‚ïž
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When you get the bunt sign
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What I Would Never Do Top 5 5. Try to block a Russell Westbrook dunk. 4. Box Mike Tyson 3. Return a punt 2. Put pineapples on my pizza 1. Disrespect @Eminem
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Next time Ronald goes deep he should bat flip, let it land, pick it up and flip it again.
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Mahomes not getting to take a snap in an Overtime Conference Championship is ludicrous.
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A swing... and a YES!!! @BayBay_02
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TwitterAfterDark Man! Ronald Acuña Jr. is really good.
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When Aubrey Huff tweets...

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1. Not married. 2. If only Atlanta had that extra driving lane you have on top of your head it would solve the rush hour congestion. nitter.app/jaqueshonl/status/9185

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I’m calling the police
Replying to @DOBrienATL
Hypothetical question for the off season.... what is Acuna's trade value?
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The pickles ruin the @ChickfilA chicken sandwich
Please quote tweet this with your most controversial food opinion, I love controversial food opinions
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If Boomer Sooner were a person it would be Joe Exotic.
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Me. Gives the 3rd base coach a courtesy look. 3rd base coach: gives the bunt sign Me: turns around and looks at the manager in the dugout
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I just had a former player tell me pitching in today’s game is “watered down”
Blake Treinen, 99mph Fastball Path.
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A hoops page with 700k followers not knowing who Sebastian Telfair is pretty much sums up the internet discourse
This kid looked scared, imagine being 17 and having to guard this LeBronđŸ€ŁđŸ˜­
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Somebody get that ball a designated driver... because it's hammered.
RONALD ACUÑA JR. OBLITERATES THIS BASEBALL. YOU COULD HEAR THE CRACK OF THE BAT FROM ATLANTA.
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Yep. Anymore dumb questions?
Is Chipper Jones a lock for the HOF? Predicting baseball's 2018 Hall of Fame class ble.ac/2v7UHFQ
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I would run through a brick wall just to fight 5 human sized tarantulas for Wash.
The actual Ron Washington (yes it was him!) just said this on our MLB Network “Hot Stove” show: “I really would love to manage again but my phone hasn’t rung. I certainly would like to get back into that dugout and lead a ballclub possibly back to a World Series.”
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That’s the most impressive thing I’ve seen on a baseball field
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YOOO!!!! Service dog(s) in the dugout. Do you know how nice it would be to pet a dog in the dugout after chasing a strike 3 slider in the dirt?
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Well... in my 129 career at bats I have hit with a grand total of 77 runners on base. This is where the analytics get involved. But you’re correct Ryan, if I had drove in 100 of those 77 runners I’d probably be in a much better spot.
Right on. Sounds, if you drove in 100 runs or more, your career wouldn't be different right now?? Just wondering.
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If this were baseball this is the time I’d be going into the game.
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People who talk on speaker phone in public are psychopaths
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People who back into parking spots really think they’re something.
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MLB replay booth
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Somebody said “Ozzie looks like that elf from Bad Santa” đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł
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I know you’re from Kansas so this could be confusing for you, but my mom and aunt aren’t the same person.
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Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. Today we’re going to learn how to handle the hat trick. Step 1...
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BREAKING NEWS: Nick Markakis is rejoining the #Braves, having changed his mind since opting out of the season just over three weeks ago. Veteran outfielder is being reinstated from the restricted list.
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You could take a live at bat in the bullpen and wouldn’t hit a baseball over a wall
I could maybe score a touchdown. I could luck into a home run. I could probably get two points in an NBA game. I could play hundreds of games of hockey and never, ever score a goal. It looks impossible.
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About damn time!
Source confirms Acuna has been informed he's being called up for the Braves. The plan is for him to join the team tomorrow.
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1. Latin American players learn the English language so they can be comfortable and get through the day to day activities here in the US, not only for themselves but also for their families sometimes.
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Sometimes with shadows over home plate putting on sunglasses makes the it too dark to see the ball off the bat.
Nothing better than a dude losing a ball in the sun with his sunglasses on top of his hat.
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Since you all keep asking to see which Mario character I was. Yes those are headlights.
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Russ is definitely throwing at Dame his next at bat
Dame waves goodbye to the Thunder
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Me blasting through my nieces and nephew at the Thanksgiving line.
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Walk off wins are as enjoyable as a pull through parking spot. #ChopOn
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This is such an important skill for catchers today. Can take a 2-1 count to a 1-2 count. One stolen strike can change the whole at bat.
Ryan Jeffers nabbed 5 out-of-zone strikes for JA Happ yesterday. Take a look at his technique.
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Well this take is ass
Braves won 2 games in this nlds but this really was an awful all-around performance: star player didn’t hustle in 1 run game then hotdogged later in game, late add to roster was put in key, game-deciding spot (he lost) and they didn’t show at all for elimination game
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If he was hustling it would’ve been a ground rule triple
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MaYbe YoU sHoUlD bE hApPy YoU gOt It BaCk At AlL
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Rule number 1 of bunting. 1. Don't
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Taking the walk-up song scene to another level. I will be offering 15-25 seconds of advertising for your company/companies. Guaranteed 1 minute of advertising a game. 70+ home games a season. #WalkUpWithMe
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Statistically speaking the A’s have the second best offense in the MLB. A’s also have a 31% hard-contact rate up to this date, which is 1 in MLB. Take it from a career replacement level player when I say this tweet falls well short of the replacement level tweet standard.
Breaks have been pressed on Shohei Ohtani choo choo train of hype for Angels.
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If you haven’t seen a a 92+ MPH slider you’re not cracking my do or die lineup.
Something to pass the time. You must make the lineup for a baseball game that you absolutely must win. Top this: LF Rickey RF Ruth CF Trout 1B Gehrig 3B Chipper 2B Hornsby C Yogi SS Wagner P Pedro
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My wife to her conclusions.
When Byron Jones broke the broad jump world record at the combine 👀😳
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@albiesozzie97 you have a lot of power for a kid not big enough to ride rollercoasters.
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Lol @ people putting game 1 on Acuña
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Rules 1. Be @enderinciartem
Replying to @LA_Swiftness
What’s the rule on that dive in centerfield 🙄
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Is there a bigger social media epidemic than the high school recruits that are "blessed and humbled"?
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If you’ve seen one firework show you’ve seen them all. There, I said it.
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Team punishment for the Astros should be a season of PCL travel
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Adam Silver receiving the paperwork from the Cavs trades
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LeBron's foundation has spent 40+ million to send over a thousand kids to college and is in the process of building a school ya dink. nitter.app/jackposobiec/status/91

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Party is out front. #ChopOn
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We have a nice sunny day here in the ATL. I wonder what time it's going to rain.
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This makes me appreciate @Mooose_8 even more. Moose pulled me to the side after my first MLB call-up and said... “if anybody gives you a hard time or tries to make you do some stupid shit, let me know”.
This is real because when I got called up in 2017 they did a good job of making me feel like I wasn’t a part of the team. Bad feeling when you solo dolo in a clubhouse! I won’t forget that feeling and I always make sure now that NOT ONE young guy feels left out! YOURE ONE OF US!
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WhY aRe BiG lEaGuErS sTrIkInG oUt So MuCh?
Wanna see a wiffle ball?
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7. So telling a 20 year old kid who has only been in the US for 3 years to “Speak English for Christ sake” in an interview with a camera in front of his face is shining a light on your personal prejudice. If he had a Twitter the kid would be able to read your ignorant comment.
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Is this their response to Donald Glover’s “This Is America”?
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LBJ: Aye KD! You hear @ruiz_rio walked it off for the @Braves tonight? KD: Bron stop playin' LBJ: Swear! Single to LF KD: That's what's up?
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Did the cost of beer around the league lower in 2018 since the average player salary lowered from 2017 along with MLB eclipsing 10B in revenue for the first time in league history? I can’t seem to remember.
Seeing baseball people saying that the Angels got a bargain in Mike Trout. Lay off the Kool Aid folks. Trout is a fantastic player...but he (and others) are why a beer costs $12 at the ballpark.
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Perhaps if I hit the batting cages more I'll have a career as long as this dudes neck. nitter.app/wadehawes68/status/943

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Year is 2048. It’s trivia night at your favorite bar. Q: Who was the first pitcher to win a Cy Young with a losing record? A: 18’ Jacob deGrom I hope this happens just so the people who value a pitchers Wins/Losses way too much take it as a kick in the nads
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Nobody in baseball is as good as Trout. Can we stop with the bullshit?
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Future hypothetical scandal. It’s October baseball, which team just covered up a player positive COVID-19 test to keep that player in the lineup?
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8. Weird... when I was giving interviews through a translator in Venezuela I don’t recall hearing or reading a tweet that said “habla español por el amor de Cristo”
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My swing got my family and I a home with a beautiful sunset view. Your swing did two things for you. 1. Got you running errands for Jeff Frye 2. Turned your mom into your landlord
Replying to @LA_Swiftness
I've previously said I've never heard a former MLB'er sound unintelligent re: hitting. Well, you're the first, & you teach whatever alt truths to amateurs. If you had better fundamentals, maybe you would've hit a bunch more of those. #SheGone /mute thread
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What kind of Harry Potter Quidditch ball BS is this?
Steve Cishek: Illustrating the Fine Line between a 4 Pitch Walk & a 4 Pitch K. 😑
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My aunt was running for DA and at the time was an avid 1/2 marathon runner. So of course throughout her campaign she’s still getting her running in. So 6 year old me thought my aunt was literally about to race a guy for District Attorney.
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