Dr John Cogs. Welcome to a Science zone!
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I've been working on this for a while. I call it cogs fluid. I hope it will change the world
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This is apparently the first photo of a dog! So cute 🐶♥️
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The oldest photograph taken of a dog is widely believed to be "Poodle With Bow on Table" by an anonymous American photographer, dated 1850.
Another possible first dog photo might be Bisson's 1841-49 photo of a dog housed in the Metropolitan Museum of art.
…efundamentalsofphotography.medium.com/15-of-the-olde…
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Oh bother I forgot to do anything special! It came so fast this year.
I hope you all have enjoyed 5 years of my fluid.
On this day five years ago, @JohnCogs5 shared his “cogs fluid” with the world.
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I have chosen to unfollow you @elonmusk. I used to admire your science and achievements, but it is clear to me now you are nothing more than a bigot.
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The best 4 years of my life 🥰
On this day four years ago, @JohnCogs5 shared his “cogs fluid” with the world.
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I will stop it.
Andromeda, The Galaxy That Will Collide With The Milky Way, Is Already Visible To The Naked Eye In The Sky!
Community note
While it is true that Andromeda is visible with the naked eye, the image shown is not accurate to real life. In reality, Andromeda would appear as a small speck of light.
earthsky.org/astronomy-esse…
telescopicwatch.com/galaxies/how-t
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I've woken up and my Fluid is going viral again 😊❤️ #OhHappyDays
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How awfully rude Sam, and some others of you in these replies. You must forget there is a real person behind the profile. You've ruined an old man's evening.
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To celebrate Cogs Fluid going viral again, here's a lookie-loo at part of the mixing process!
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You all want my formula so bad? Fine, you can have it...
Cogs Fluid:
- 100 ml of Liquid Heliodons 🧪
- 1/2g of Chronolith Powder 🧂
- 12ml of Nebula Nectar 💫
- A dash of Pinchers Grease 🛢️
Combine this all in a beaker, and mix well until thick and gloopy... Good luck 😂😂
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A question that has been on my mind lately...
Why do so many of you have drawings of animals as your profile pictures?
Often in strange and unnatural colours?
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You all wanted the formula to my Cogs Fluid, well here it is: piped.video/dQw4w9WgXcQ #AprilFoolsDay
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I was almost worried for a second there! Alas not the right consistency around the edge to be my Fluid. I would guess some sort of glue.
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I can't believe the rudeness of this young man. He's a tosspot.
JD Vance calls UK 'some random country that hasn't fought war in 30 years'
mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/jd…
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Lovely little meal tonight... I call this one my Mushroom Plop!
Because you plop it all in the pot and let it do its thing!
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While Cogs Fluid does have some non-Newtonian properties, becoming solid upon impact would severely limit its use cases...
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Silicon based polymer with a long chain structure. Don't want to give out the exact formula as my wife won't help me fill out the patent form.
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What does this have to do with Physics? I'm considering an unfollow at this point.
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Dear LGBTQNIA+ Community,
I am sorry for any offense I might have caused, I just wanted to state that it was a strange photo of a dog.
I hope you can forgive me.
- Dr. John Cogs
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You should never attempt to drink/eat liquid/food that you believe is out of date.
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Just been sent this by a couple of you, I assume this is a reference you young people will get!
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I have just read a Wikipedia article on the topic of Furry Fandom (thanks @slimelia for sending).
And while don't really understand it, I have no problem with it.
Unless you are sexually perverted towards these animals, in which case I kindly ask you to leave my page.
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Very cruel
Encasing loved ones in acrylic resin, a great Father’s Day gift!
#FathersDay #FathersDay2023 #fathersdaygift #fathersdaygiftideas
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My bum after a spicy curry! #JustJokes
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To those suggesting I kill him, that is not what I meant. I just want to stop seeing his posts all the ruddy time.
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Please stop quoting my tweet telling me that they are going to be "putting you in there tomorrow". I have seen it enough times now, and it's simply not true.
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I've just realised it's only 2 months until the 5 year anniversary of #CogsFluid. Should I do something special for it?
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I saw the Minecraft movie with my boys last night, what an experience! Chicken Jockey! 🍗
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I would like to know:
1) Do you follow me for my fluid
2) Do you follow me for something else
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Stop messaging me videos of your homemade Ooblek, it's not even close to my Cogs Fluid...
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I have been told to announce that I now have a Mine Craft server. Jamie and Michael have set it up for all my fans to play together.
All the information is on this handy poster that Michael has made.
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It's time for me to be honest; I've been struggling with ideas for new inventions and experiments recently.
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People are calling me a liar, a fake doctor, they are adding 'notes' to my tweets.
What have I ever done to warrant this level of hate and venom from this app.
I just wanted to make people happy ☹️
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