Doctorate in Policy and Foreign Affairs at Miskatonic University.
Seattle, Ohio, Alaska.
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Please consider visiting the Pink Elephant Antique Mall in Livingston, Illinois. I love it dearly. 🥺
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I took a class on how to respond to job interview questions once and they used this exact one as an example. The answer they're looking for is "Open a business where you hire the elephant out for events like birthday parties."
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If I owned a restaurant and heard that someone worked 85 hours a week for 3 months to keep a Wendy's running I would get in touch and offer them a job immediately.
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Being a rock star who kisses girls in the crowd but ALSO checking her ID and asking for consent is so funny.
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Many fish survive in water with low dissolved oxygen by coming to the surface and gulping air. It looks like it was able to break through the ice to do it. I don't know what species this is specifically but it looks like some sort of carp which is one of the groups that do this.
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I'm trying to build generational swag through carful investments so that I can pass it down to my children one day.
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The ape communicated that it wanted you to give it an orange to eat so idk how this was unsuccessful.
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John I don't know if you understand your predicament. You're going viral for inventing synthetic cum John. You need to explain yourself.
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Look it's that or Andrew Tate you've got to stop being a hater towards positive influences.
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Isn't this just replicating the exact techniques of traditional animation in a digital space?
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Need to see the Navi barber who's doing these cuts with like a sharp rock or a fish tooth or whatever.
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This is the kind of place to eat the world's most unremarkable burger and drink a local microbrew that tastes exactly the same as Miller Lite and remember it forever as the best night of my life.
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Something about the phrasing is just hilarious to me. Like he's been nutting in her for a while and she's fed up but doesn't want to be to confrontational about it.
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Yes the obvious solution to mental instability is to give someone a gun and send them of to war.
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It's so so funny that scene is coming back. Like these kids were not considered cool at the time.
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There has to be a way for us to let Trump do presidential type things without having any real power. Like can we elect him for life as a figurehead in addition to the normal president?
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How do we feel about people who didn't party at all when they were 18-22 and are kind of bummed they missed out?
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Maybe you should start using the bike lanes, you wouldn't have to sit in traffic then.
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100 gecs actually feels like something from YouTube in the 2000s and it's bizarre to me that they're popular now.
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It is odd that it's just sitting there breathing air though. Normally fish will just take one gulp, so something must be stopping it from crawling back in the water. I'd hazard a guess that once it got out of the water the cold air made its body temp drop so much it can't move.
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"I have discovered an unexplored deepwater reef in the Bahamas that is likely home to dozens of undiscovered species. The grant application will not be approved for 30 years."
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As soon as we can convince bluegill to evolve crushing teeth it's OVER for the zebra muscles.
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If these people were so confident in their genetic and cultural superiority they wouldn't worry so much about being drowned out by other groups.
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Less a direct message to his son and more a general message to the youth not to let older generations drag you into whatever grand schemes they have. Which in hindsight is a theme that's been present in a lot of his movies.
It's Miyazakis Last Jedi.
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Based on large bulbous eyes positioned on the top of his head and his large toothless mouth, Elmo is likely to be an ambush predator. Meaning that he is likely solitary outside of mating season, so you are unlikely to encounter Elmos in a pack.
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The funniest thing about this is how much work that lapel mic is doing to bring the outfit together.
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Imagine filming something like this. Having it go this badly. And then not immediately deleting the video.
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Imagine an alternate world where Milwaukee was the gay cultural meca instead of LA and so all gay guys adopted a rural Wisconsin accent.
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People expect a white midwestern 5 year old to know what cumin powder smells like and that's just unreasonable.
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90% of the advantage of going to college is so you can make friends with people who's dad's own a law firm or whatever.
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Hold up you all were making it sound like Euphoria was a drama. This show is clearly a comedy.
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You would genuinely have to be a Hitler level racist to not put Coltrane on the same level as the classical masters.
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I distinctly remember that our high school quarterback got bullied for like a month when everyone found out he played Skyrim.
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Remember the "saying that authors should read books is ablism" person? Turns out they work for Lockheed Martin and got their position through pure nepotism.
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Cultural Tutor isn't actually a retvrn guy, it's a good faith rhetorical question. he posts interesting stuff mostly.
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In the Victorian period it was customary to insert no more than two third of the shaft so as not to tempt women into promiscuity.
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I didn't start loosing my baby teeth until like 6th grade and my dentist once called me "dentally retarded". At the time it sort of upset me, but in hind sight that's hilarious.
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Repeating "Let's just jump right into it" into the mirror 20 times each morning as my daily mantra.
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He's an order of magnitude more eloquent than most other streamers. The man is simply the best in the game when it comes to yapping.
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MCs past as an author will not inform his character in any way whatsoever or even be mentioned for the rest of the story.
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This guy's whole bit is posting trad bait and then actually giving reasonable and nuanced explanations. He's cool.
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There are several major questlines about becoming a murderer, terrorist, cannibal, or organized crimelord. You can literally blot out the sun and end the world but nationalism spurred by heavy handed foreign imperialism is the part of Skyrim you take issue with?
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