If it’s close to home, if it’s 50 miles from me, it’s the same damn thing. Shit happens and that’s what it is.

2013 gotta be the worst billboard top ten of all time
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This dude on Arrakis
alright dude lmao
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Well you see it’s very simple. They did not have an industrial revolution.
I think it's kind of hard to look at a mountain made of the remains of 50,000,000 olive oil amphora and argue that the Roman Empire didn't have some sort of industrial revolution. Some 80% of them are from Baetica in southern Spain, mostly of just one type, Dressel 20.
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Replying to @NonsenseIsland
We need to bring back saying “nuts” after something goes wrong
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We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk jezebel.com/we-paid-some-ets…
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Well, I would say an industrial revolution isn’t when you make 50,000,000 amphora over centuries, it’s when you make 50,000,000 amphora in one year.
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Ok I actually looked up the plot of that Hillary alternate history novel and what the fuck this is insane
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A recently surfaced video shows Maine Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Graham Platner with a chest tattoo of the SS Totenkopf, the skull-and-crossbones emblem used by Nazi “Death’s Head” units. Platner has stated he got the tattoo while drunk as a young Marine on shore leave in Croatia and was unaware of its Nazi affiliation until recently. Follow: @MaineStatePress
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Kinda crazy to think the GTA games were right. Like you really can just no training climb into a jet plane at the airport and take off really easily. Nobody will stop you
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have been this way since exposure to south korean incels. put these fuckers behind an iron curtain
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They were producing 100,000 tons of lead a year!
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did y'all hear about the Emperor opening the oldest vault to reveal images of the nine divines? They all Argonian every single one
In the replies, pretend that Tamriel has Twitter
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it’s called security guard
they need to invent a job for people who arent good at anything nor motivated nor social
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bioware’s entire successful run in the the late aughts to early teens was because they grasped this
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All of Lovecrafts horror was inspired by the time he left his mansion and went down to the docks and saw, like, a Greek person.
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altmer are real...
would literally trust her with my life
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did marge stick the flagpole in her hair. why do they look like hostages
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Average 1st world teenager one year after discovering politics
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Hearts of Iron leader picture
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Because if all law is just politics, then there are no illegitimate moves—just power to effectuate those moves. If there are no enduring values, then “we have the votes” is the only defense ever needed.
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they wouldn’t need to do this, any given popular subreddit has several spinoff subreddits in orbit around it made by the malcontents from the prime community
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cammy player complaining about gooners

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matched into a high level gooner thanks for showing that the game gets really awesome
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this photo but an American president wandering around a Chinese supermarket in twenty years
US Treasury Secretary Bessent: Access to cheap goods is not the essence of the American dream.
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when the british conscripted recruits for the second boer war 40% were unfit for service because of illnesses like rickets. this was in the richest country on earth at the turn of the twentieth century.
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I’m calling for an immediate moratorium on the use of the words “cringe” and “based”
How did HBO manage to get one of the most cringe and one of the most based political shows ever
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i miss Texas, despite everything.
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Ok I’ll say it: if the show commits to this plot I’ll check it out. Way more interesting than most alternate history dreck.
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ahhhh it never occured to me that twitter was around just in time for this. thank you brian
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Sanctuary Church? That was one of the groups that attacked the Capital building here in America on January 6th 2021.
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I know we love to make fun of Simmons here on Twitter but this is legitimately a far superior idea to the leagues plan.
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kareem in the 70s

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Lmfao
Powerful suicide rescue: Firefighters use water cannon to hit suicidal man back inside
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incredible that it took until 1980 for global merchandise trade to recover to pre-WW1 levels
globalization peaked in 2008 and hasn't recovered since. the 2020s are starting to look like the interwar period
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fell for redditor creative writing project award
These people had 9 months to move away from the most overpriced and expensive city in the US to keep their baby. It’s not like they had amazing jobs holding them back from leaving.
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everyone in the fgc loves kusoge when it’s something you pirate to fuck around with on fightcade. not so much when you have to pay money for it
・・・・すごい漢だ。 #HxHNI
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You know what was really cringe? World War 1.
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As late as the early 19th century, if you had taken a survey of the population of modern Greece, asking them what ethnicity they considered themselves to be, the majority would answer Roman.
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A Something Awful moderator got killed in the Benghazi attack and his mom endorsed Trump and then Trump got elected.
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See this video of Tom Cruise? Well, it’s not Tom Cruise. It’s AI generated synthetic media that portrays Tom Cruise onto a TikTok user using Deepfakes. Seeing is no longer believing.
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Heartbreaking: lay Mormons now hate the government agency that was invented to allow them to rule the wastelands of the West
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opened the jacobin prison article and lmfao
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david icke, welcome to the resistance
The vast majority of these people have families and kids to support, but you don't give a fuck you arrogant spoilt elitist child. You are a 13-year-old narcissistic tyrant working with a 13-year-old narcissistic tyrant and yet people who call themselves adult hang on your every syllable no matter what you say. The world needs to grow up - starting with you Musk. PS: Apologies to 13-year-olds.
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I love you but please turn off ur phone or give me a dall. I cannot support hate. Please stop this. I know this isn’t your heart
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Communism’s view of workers was a slogan. They said they had a workers’ sys. For example, Russia under Stalin & Khrushchev was a so-called pro-workers system but the rulers lived like sultans. No trace of supporting workers existed, & pressure was on society & the working class.
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50 field goal attempts is crazy. Wilt had 63 on March 2nd, 1962 and his team was force feeding him the ball to try to get him to 100. Kobe had 46 to get 81. Was Fulks the only guy allowed to shoot on his team?
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Our most goated with the sauce president
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Replying to @Sturgeons_Law
we had a Palestinian UFC champ but they wouldn’t let him bring the flag in the cage
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What’s new pussy hat, woooooo ohhhhh woooaaaooh
We are glad to see @JoeBiden take a step in addressing this issue head-on. This is what is necessary to create a culture where survivors can come forward without fear of reprisal. We’ve come a long way on this, but still have a long way to go. medium.com/@JoeBiden/stateme…
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Him and the Fruit of Islam guy are basically anime characters
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This is just like Patlabor 2: The Movie
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Do British people tell themselves the Suez crisis was about democracy
A senior former UK intelligence officer, reflecting on US-led withdrawal from Afghanistan, said: “This marks the end of an era of Western liberalism & democracy that started with the fall of the Berlin Wall. It is a defeat of Western ideology. It is the biggest defeat since Suez”
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People seriously want to live here lol. Hey did you know the dirt on Mars is carcinogenic
The Surface of Mars Shown in Stunning 4K Resolution openculture.com/2021/02/the-…
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New “regime affiliated media” label just dropped
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not deleting the tweet after the apology is something
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being so scared of your son killing himself you get him murdered by the state >>>>>>>>>>>>>
This is much murkier than some sanitized account of his dad "doing the right thing."
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Winston Churchill called this “the soft underbelly of Europe” lol
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Rosenbergs were out of Los Alamos before any work on the H-Bomb was done and the US had the majority of Nazi rocket scientists and fell behind in the space race largely because the USSR was willing to take more risks
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guy in the year 2045: *browsing neo-twitter, liking and retweeting trad (turn of the millennium) architecture accounts* so true. we were never asked. cashier: sir? guy: *flustered* oh, uhhh i-I’ll have the uhhh locust kebab. with a medium chocolate flavored nutrislop.
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when Jason Steen isn't eating his way to a second heart transplant, he fills his time running a website where he posts peoples mugshots to charge money for their removal and stealing his employees wages. nashvillescene.com/news/pith… theleafchronicle.com/story/n…
I really find this stat hard to believe... just exported my #DoorDash data to confirm, and i spent $25K last year just on that... how is anyone living on $40K/yr ?
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unfortunately for the country, he’d already prepared for this contingency
Replying to @25YearsAgoLive
Reportedly, Vice Presidential candidate Dick Cheney has told reporters that he does not believe Bush will win.
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I hate worKKKing KKKla$$ AmeriKKKan KKKlanlie$.
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>reflected by the floor >she’s real
With Usada Pekora🐇
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”It’s funny how modern filmmakers reproduce roman propaganda about their neighboring civilizations instead of accurately depicting them” is the point I’m pretty sure.
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don’t let them bully you because he hit a game winner on the fucking 2025 phoenix suns you goddamn pansy
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Replying to @SavedYouAClickV
KOTOR2 solved this dilemma years ago by making the main character a force vampire
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