feeding someone else’s kid 800 calorie costco cookies every day so you can get on tv and become a pro wrestler is a joke that a mean european would make up about americans but it’s actually happening
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usually dont like serious posting on here but i tried to go the bank today to get my money and they said they are out
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ludwig would not shut up about his 16 second hot dog time using the water strat so i had to tuck him in
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guy who was being fuckin mean in patreon comments had a unique handle so i googled it and i think he made an urban dictionary entry for himself
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i think valve and epic chungus gaben get a lot of weird undue neckbeard praise for everything they do but i gotta say changing the entire cs skin system and tanking a billion dollar fake economy for no reason overnight is really, really funny
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why is he doing a world tour of ww2 axis powers lmfao
ELON: IF WE DON’T MAINTAIN THE CULTURAL IDENTITIES OF THE VARIOUS COUNTRIES, THEY WILL DISAPPEAR
“I think there is value to a culture, we don't want Japan to disappear, we don't want Italy as a culture to disappear, we don't want France as a culture to disappear.
I think we have to maintain the reasonable cultural identity of the various countries, or they simply will not be those countries.
Italy is the people of Italy.
The buildings are there, but really, what is Italy?
Italy is the people of Italy.”
Rome, December 16, 2023
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first time we got swatted i got 9 shotguns pointed at me on my knees in the driveway, thought i was gonna get my head blown off in front of my friends, then they have the audacity to say how it’s a waste of time, every time
put the gun in your mouth you fucking worthless pigs
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came clean to my lobby full of literal teenagers after trying to pretend i was in high school like them
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early wednesday morning, my dad died suddenly. I wrote about his life, his death, and the car i got him that he never got to see
he was a bit of an ethereal staple of the yard so i thought some would find it, at the very least, interesting
link.medium.com/NQf6RiSb4mb
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guy roasting my dead parents in the mod dms on the yard sub apparently didn’t know he described his whole life through his reddit posts so the second i bring up his wife he deletes his account cmon bro lets talk about your job at target and how much you hated it come back bro
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oh my god lmfao
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this is my childhood best friend rob, he died a few years ago of an OD
woulda been 33 today, we were born 5 days apart, our families were really close, most of them are gone too
its cool that a bunch of people happen to follow me and i can post this picture of him that i like
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i am in the middle of being remembered for nothing more than a series of devastating fumbles on a massive public and professional scale, about to close it out, and my bra-less wife threatens legal action (not asked for) as i continue to be synonymous with secondhand embarrassment
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shitting on a normie toilet and instinctively pawed at the bidet dial like a disgraced officer who no longer has his service weapon
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thinking about the undecided voter who was finally brought over the line by faze banks
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why does ethan always post his crashouts on a medium that was solely invented to flirt with your crush
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look i think twitch is cringe as much as the next guy but this self righteous crusading from content creators is a little much like we are all cheating life right now by not having to work a real job theres no need to talk like a verbose gamer braveheart
people fly planes
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yeah when we got swatted a 3rd time and the fat fucking cop fell through the attic like a looney toons character they said they would not be covering any repairs
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it’s unreal how fucking mean they are when they realize that you arent some murderer, like YOU fucked up, even though they’ve been there multiple times, while you are in handcuffs just wanting to go back to your day
i hope you get shot on the fucking shooting range larping cunts
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hey @LudwigAhgren gonna be late for birthday dinner hope this makes it all better XOXO
- T
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upstairs listening to the mogul mail guy completely botch his monologue we’re on like take 26 cmon lil bro u got this
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he looks like the first bad guy in an action movie that gets a gun pointed at his wiener in a strip club back office and rats on a bigger bad guy
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whats really fucked up is after the yelling and insults and abuse they flip back for the day, or the week, start being sweet, normal, you feel loved again, like at the beginning, but now and always you’re walking on eggshells in a feedback loop
literally rewrites you as a person
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she thinkin bout them #cheeseburgerbackshots
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having an emergency button with a livestream buffer is so funny dude just the absolute laziest bandaid to being inarticulate and indulgent
even the most awful people in this business can handle being live without a safety net
Ethan Klein kicks his Muslim employee AB off the podcast for making a stance he didn’t agree with. (We don’t know what happened within the time of the button that’s the point, Ethan claims personal information was revealed so that’s why the button was pushed)
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muting this
if you wanna slurp every last bit of nut out of your local punisher flag enjoyer literally nobody is going to stop you but i’ve had enough guns pointed at me, even as a kid, in my life by wife beaters that just want to lock and load so i’ll pass on licking the boot
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you know him and andrew tate are in a jacuzzi rn touching their feet together talking about how messed up cancel culture is
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NFL license holders are going to send hitmen to train’s house like fucking cowboy bebop
Adin Ross announces he's streaming on Kick with such content as "watching live sports events" and exciting features like "there is no terms of service" and "users cannot be banned."
There's no downsides!
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i think ludwig finally achieved the proper mixture/ratio for what an event with livestreamers should look like, rather than the “TV but its on twitch” formula that feels too unc
as a guy who used to produce shows, structurally i think it was perfect show, and im pretty critical
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guy dropped his discord in the pre game he said he’s smoking on a strain called amber alert it’s just me and him we are gonna lose this shit
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torching the waymos is a measure of the lucidity of the protest, its just clean activism man its like torching a cop car but theres no fat guy inside who is banned from dating apps
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it’s cold news by this point but the hogwarts game shit had to be the unbelievably lamest hill to die on for every single person who streamed it
an infinite library of games (or nothing! just chatting exists) out there to stream or just the same ones you always do but you either
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was confused why he said this but then realized i have the exact same counter and he thought it was my kitchen
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thank god i already dealt with this shit in 2016
if ur new here yes the immigrate to canada website will be down because of traffic, u might feel a bit silly looking back on it
also fortnite wasnt out yet so it stung that much more
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sub 26, way harder than i thought, your brain just freezes up thinking about how beautiful and amazing all women are
i will say the cleopatra > casey anthony > samwitch line was pretty custom
NEW STREAM CHALLENGE JUST DROPPED
WORLD RECORD INCOMING
do it before the end of women's month or bad luck for 7 years I warned you
@slime_machine
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@SqueeX15
@prezoh
@PaymoneyWubby
@Northernlion
@LIRIK
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lets start over.
✅ Twitch Partner "slimeIRL" has been unbanned after 1 day, 8 minutes and 32 seconds! ✅
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#twitch #unban #partner #twitchpartner 🎀
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i stepped on a teemo mushroom and this guy died from it and he made a discord account and talked to me for 20 minutes
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not beating the autism allegations bought a heated weighted 20 lb blanket and it’s the best sleep ive gotten in years im all in on this shit what kinda trains u guys fuckin with
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you’re both fucking losers with no actual skills that are the joke of the entire industry never ever forget that
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