social @barstoolsports @barstoolchicago | 2025-26 National Champion Indiana Hoosier | Caleb Williams and Fernando Mendoza Enjoyer
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Harry Potter sliding on Cedric’s girl the very next semester was insane work if we’re being honest.
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Finding Family Guy on your hotel TV is like pulling a ray gun from the box
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LakeShowYo
Gotta make a big show of helping clean up when you meet the parents. Veteran move.
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Really hope they figure out this Tik Tok ban because I’ve become a daily viewer of these guys hooping in prison.
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When I was a kid my teacher tested me for a learning disability because I dominated the 7s times table so much faster than the other numbers. I was just really good at Madden.
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Devin Booker put on your coat and straighten that tie young man this is not a Tuesday night away game at the Smoothie King Center
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This might actually have a case for the worst throw in NFL history.
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Currently averaging more turnovers per game than field goals btw
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Take away Steph Curry’s three point jumper and he is working at Enterprise Rent-A-Car.
The greats are great for a reason.
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Turning off the Wicked soundtrack to put on the new Kendrick Lamar album I’m moving in ways some of y’all couldn’t even fathom
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Mfs haven’t even had a First Dance
A camera crew has been following the Boston Celtics all season, filming a multi-part documentary series similar to "The Last Dance." 👀
(Via @TheGregHillShow / h/t @JustinmTurpin )
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Hitting one of the most iconic celebrations in the history of the game that your franchise GOAT pulled off in the same building and then winning the game in OT is some of the toughest shit we’ve ever seen on the hardwood actually
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Sydney Sweeney posting a successful thirst trap without showing off the front porch is like when ‘86 Larry Bird decided to shoot lefty for a game and dropped 47-14-11
Thought of a joke about those Sydney Sweeney pics that I don’t think anyone has posted yet. Will drop soon.
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“No artistic merit” shut the fuck up and watch the 2014 Spurs nerd
BBALLBABE
im sorry but basketball is a low level activity with no artistic merit wdym you’re chasing a ball lol
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Just tried to trade Desmond Bane for four picks on my 2k franchise and my Xbox just fucking blew up
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The swim team pulling up to school after an absolutely massive sectionals win
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WNBA Twitter: Booing creates an unsafe environment and goes against our core values. Protect these players! Everybody who doesn’t make a statement is complicit!
NBA Twitter: Here’s a photoshop of Tyrese Haliburton on Bin Laden. We’re calling him the Haliban.
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The title of White Boy isn’t owned, it’s leased. And rent is due every day.
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Just ran into the high school plug at Popeyes. Haven’t seen or heard from him in at least 4 years and the boys and I assumed the worst. He’s the GM over there now. Love to see hard-working people succeeding.
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Jim Halpert ignoring the woman in his Florida hotel room to watch prime Miami LeBron was the realest shit of all time
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Taking a shot like this at the player that’s the only reason you’re in a position to ask for more money is crazy lmao
KP: "It was a very powerful moment. As players, we didn't know that that was going to happen. It was a genuine surprise. The t shirt was determined this morning. Not to tattletale: 0 members of Team Clark were very present for that"
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We’ve hit the point where guys whose entire career I remember are hanging it up and I don’t like it one bit
After 14 NBA seasons, Blake Griffin says he is retiring from basketball. The former No. 1 pick was a Rookie of the Year, six-time All-Star, five-time All-NBA player and Slam Dunk Contest winner.
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One of the Rizzler’s capos would handle you before he ever had to get his hands dirty like this. That’s why he’s the boss. That’s why this thing of ours works.
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Caitlin Clark in a suite with the most famous person on Earth while the rest of her league is playing full court 3 on 3. Levels to this.
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This dude at the bar won’t stop hitting pass pro reps @KaticMichael
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I fucking love this guy in the zip-up vest. Hey Chalamet and Kylie meet Dale from Avon. He started his own paving company and moved to Carmel a few years ago after it took off. Could still help in the field if they need it. He’d take a bullet for the Pacers and he’s on your ass.
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Putting the games on Netflix so people can’t even flip back and forth with the NBA is such a killshot from Goodell
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Me watching The Rizzler correctly identify the Costco pizza while AJ and Big Justice got it wrong during the blind taste test with Jynxzi
Brennan Murphy
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find a reaction
Having a Luka Doncic Summer:
-sipping beer
-ripping nicotine
-weigh like 10-15 pounds more than I should but still being effective
-dismantling my enemies with psychopathic intentions
-eurostepping at the bar
-Aura
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Accidentally took a touchback on the opening kickoff. Then I got so overwhelmed with the playbook I had to take a timeout on play one. 11 years I waited for this and could not have come out of the gate more rattled.
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If I ever again turn on my TV expecting NBA basketball and see Mr Beast I’m starting the impeachment process for Adam Silver.
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Comfy shoes. Can walk around in them all day. Probably doesn’t care if mud or beer gets on them.
That’s a man that knows ball and is prepared for the all-day grind of gameday.
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Say what you want about Taylor Swift usually when they show a celebrity they’re sitting down shooting the shit in the luxury box. That lady is standing up and locked in for every play lmao
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Aaron Rodgers ankle after he treats it with DMT and Joe Rogan supplements
Richard Staple, BSN, RN🇯🇲
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ESPN employs a real-life GM that took Draymond in round 2 and I’m listening to Kendrick Perkins, Malika Andrews, and Andraya Carter break down the draft
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Not the first time the Japanese dropped a bomb on us while our Army and Navy were distracted folks
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Heard they only give you 39% of the burger and you have to circle around the drive thru 2-3 times to get it
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Me at the Lebron Museum for the first time
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SNL has Shane Gillis in the building. They open with a Trump impression. Shane Gillis is not the one doing that Trump impression. What the fuck are we doing.
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You can’t even “ball up top” your way out of something like this. Your own father just shattered the backboard.
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Draymond Green. Hate him all you want. Once in a generation talent defensively.
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I think I’m addicted to WNBA Twitter. Just toxicity in its purest form. LeBron congratulated CC22 on a triple double because he’s a traitor? Sure. Angel Reese can’t shoot because of racism? Absolutely. Why the hell not. Nobody can be criticized. Everything needs a think piece.
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I’ll take Josh Allen’s ability to date Hailee Steinfeld thank you
If you could have one Athletes ability what would pick?
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We’re witnessing a rookie that’s responsible for like 50-60 points a game, hitting a prime Harden level of one-man offense, and hundreds of thousands of people think it’s better to grab 11 rebounds and shoot 30% on layups
We’re gonna look back on the Angel Reese Caitlin Clark debate in a year or 2 and wonder what kind of mass psychosis people were under
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The thing about Will Levis is he’s never been good at any level and he’s never even looked good at any level. But when you step back and look at the potential, that was also never there
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Saw a Tik Tok talking about college during the Mo Bamba/Sicko Mode era and all the comments were calling him Unc
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Something I’ve really enjoyed as I get more into baseball is that their version of Woj just repeatedly throws eloquent windmill dunks over his haters
You had a good career. You were a good ballplayer. You did things I never could.
That doesn’t give you license to say stupid things.
I don’t know a lot — so I ask people who do. You think you know a lot — and those who actually do laugh at you.
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I’ve yet to encounter a social situation in my life where a UCLA Lonzo jersey would not play
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Put in zero research and ended up with a bunch of big names that peaked 2-3 years ago.
Welcome to the unction.
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I’m worried there’s some lingering tension between The Rizzler and Big Justice. Big Justice was taking petty shots at him left and right on the Los Pollos stream. I hope this jealousy doesn’t boil over. I would side with The Rizzler if it did.
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I have a hot take.
The MNF doubleheader is too much. Football marathons are for the weekend. Let me lock in for one game, bang out an episode or 2 of my show after, and go to bed.
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Dude really said “I win Google me” then took the worst D1 program in history to the fucking playoff in year one lmao
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Family thought it’d be a fun idea to go to a casino today.
They don’t know they’re bringing a wolf to the hen house.
🚶♀️
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No hesitation on the lean in. Exuding confidence. Didn’t hold for too long. Clean break. Perfect execution across the board, no notes for our young king.
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Have done zero prep for my fantasy draft this year we’re drafting purely based on aura
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Sure Walter Clayton Jr’s draft stock isn’t great at 6’2 and 22 years old. But have you considered that boy nice?
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Michael Penix Jr was so good he singlehandedly got an offensive coordinator at Indiana the head coaching gig at Alabama.
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Hey man just a heads up there’s not some grand conspiracy against you it’s just that we all saw 6-6 Oklahoma escort you to Alcatraz
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This stadium used to be so empty I’d lay out full spread in the student section bleachers and rip a nap at halftime. Wake up sunburnt and hungover down 4 touchdowns.
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Me at Flush Factory watching everybody drop Tilted
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6’1 white boy with a bowl cut and a jumpshot going top 3 in the NBA draft and the mainstream media wants you to believe it’s not a White Boy Summer? Yeah right.
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Very cool to have a “game-winning drive” be 25 yards because a guy couldn’t put a kickoff into a specific zone. Thank you NFL!
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ESPN getting their hands on Redzone and immediately hitting the commercials button is so brazen. They don’t even try to pretend they care about the viewer anymore. Despicable organization.
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There has been one constant in the Association since 2009 and it’s Tommy Thibs working Taj Gibson to the brink of death
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The Blackout Wednesday game has passed me by at the ripe age of 25. There are too many people here, I am sweaty, and the music is too loud.
Leaving it all on the floor and giving one last performance for the fans tonight.
ESPN
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This dude just used the words “3 and D roleplayer” to describe the Number One Overall Pick oh brother
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I would like some people on ESPN that cover the NBA without thinking they’re the main character of the NBA
Stephen A Smith calls out Tyrese Halliburton
“If he was talking about me...players far more accomplished and more superior have made their efforts trying to call me out. How has that worked out? I’ll be here no matter what remember that wins a chip”
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