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We got a gauntlet coming up
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ARCH YOU NEED TO DELETE YOUR VENMO ARCH
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Students Reportedly Are Receiving These Texts…
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Get this fucker out my colors
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Longhorn Forever RIP Ben 🧡
This is really hard to write but so many of you have loved and cared about Ben that I wanted to let you know. We found out today the cancer had spread throughout Bens organs and there was nothing left we could do-we had to let him go. I’ve had dogs my whole life but Ben was 1 on 1. He was smart-loving-gentle-patient-inquisitive-and welcoming to all. Always a big smile and a soft tail wag. He and I could communicate..he and I understood each other and had each others backs. He was with me more than anyone at home and traveling with me for work. Such an easy going companion. Hard day-but he will live within all of us forever. God please bless his majestic soul and thank you for putting him in my life for the last 10 years-a true blessing. Love you Ben. 🙏🏼
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Miss u
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We are heartbroken by the loss of Chloe Childress, who was set to join the Longhorn family this fall. Chloe was a beloved camp counselor, co-president of her school’s Honor Council, a varsity cross-country runner, and the founder of a service club serving senior citizens. Her compassion, leadership, and bright spirit left a mark on everyone who knew her. Chloe will always be part of the Texas community. Our thoughts are with her family, friends, and all those grieving in the wake of this tragedy. May her memory forever be a blessing. 🧡
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No Other Manning Moving Like This
Bobby Boucher
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“Now Arch, just throw it to nobody”
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Plays like this change a football game
Bobby Football
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Jake Ehlinger will always and forever be a part of the Longhorn family 🧡
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Texas Will Wear The Icy Whites This Saturday In Atlanta… 🥶🤘
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It’s 1:39 and OU…
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Fuck Around and Find Out
Kylee Osburn
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And that’ll wrap up the 2025 Texas football season
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BEEP BEEP MFERS
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Trash University. This is fucking disgusting. Fuck you.
We do not condone/endorse this behavior, we are simply reporting the scenes outside of FH Fraternity this morning. Someone took #texashateweek a little too far…
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The Injury Report for tomorrow was released.
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Thank you 3🧡 Good luck in your next chapter
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We mourn the loss of Dick Eastland, who died a true hero, selflessly saving hundreds of lives at his camp. His courage, compassion, and sacrifice exemplify the Longhorn spirit and the meaning of Texas Fight. May his memory be a blessing, and may we never forget the lives lost in recent days. Our hearts are with all the families and communities affected.
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Welcome to the SEC
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I would like you all to know we were the last team to ever beat Nick Saban at Home
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FOR THE FIRST TIME IN PROGRAM HISTORY
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Oh but there’s no room for Bevo?? @CFAPeachBowl
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THEY COULDNT EVEN GET THE CANNON TO FIRE 😂😭
Nash
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Justice was served.
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Yes Yes We Lost Not a single other SEC school plays within one score of OSU in the shoe either

ALT Yes GIF

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So this is what yell leaders do after graduating
🚨 The Minnesota Vikings have replaced two female cheerleaders with two male cheerleaders for the 2025–26 season.
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The greatest Texas fan of all time, Scott Wilson, has passed away. A true legend who attended over 1,500 Texas Baseball games in a row and every Texas Football game since 1977. We may never see another Longhorn as loyal or as passionate as he was. May his memory forever be a blessing. 🤘🧡
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T-12 hours
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Michael Taaffe honors Jake Ehlinger pre game
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Just like how we got you off this list!! 🤘
Shoutout to us for taking Texas off this list. You're welcome America
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HOW MANY TIMES CAN WE TWEET ABOUT MIA SCOTT BUILD THE DAMN STATUE
Texas Softball
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We are not in the Playoff without Maalik Murphy That’s the tweet. Thank you Maalik.
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The particular sign at Gameday is absolutely disgusting… not posting it so it doesn’t get the attention it wants… but let’s leave the starters in tonight
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Texas fans told me Xavier Worthy was good where is that mf?
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Welcome to the Arch Era…
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Gotta feel bad for little brother @BarstoolTexasAM Join their conference and 3 weeks in we’re the #1 team in the country 😂😭
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This is bravery
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You really should always stay quiet until you play. Tough look
only big brother can beat bama with a backup QB, sorry lil bro
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Coach Steve Sarkisian and Loreal Sarkisian announce the birth of their child!! Congrats Coach! 🤘
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It sure has been fun!
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What a Ride It’s Been Thank You #3
Texas Longhorns
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Damn so y’all couldn’t cheat
2005 lmfaoooo the iPhone didn’t even exist yet
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Quinn deserves no hate led a masterful drive down the field That’s all on Sark, not sure how you can live down a pitch play on 2nd and goal at the 1
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Coming to Columbus, OH
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This is usually the portion of A&M orientation where freshman realize they’ve made a huge mistake
Burner
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A CURSE AS OLD AS TIME ITSELF. EAT SHIT CORN FARMERS
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In good news seems Arch may play Saturday
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WE’RE SOOOO FUCKING BACKKKKK
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Womp Womp
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Reclaimed #hookem 🤘
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Unfortunately you can’t literally have a 12th man on the field
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Fuck Texas Tech. I love Steve Sarkisian.
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INJECT THIS INTO MY FUCKING VEINS
Mr Matthew CFB
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Bevo Not Going To The SEC Chip Is Absolute Bullshit. The Best Mascot In College Football For The Biggest Game Of The Weekend Be Better @SEC
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Hey @BarstoolTexasAM we’re deleting tweets now????
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I want to end his coaching career tomorrow
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Little Bro scored ZERO offensive points
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THATS WHY HES THE MVP THATS WHY HES THE GOAT THE GOOAATTT
LonghornFan
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Don’t get shit twisted @CFBPlayoff
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YOU WILL NOT SILENCE US @SEC @MBStadium SIGN BELOW
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They in fact were not ready
Boys are ready.
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Before his passing Jake Ehlinger’s final tweet was about Michael Taaffe’s commitment Last night Michael honored Jake pre-game and has a massive interception
My guy. Big things coming
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STILL DOING IT ON A TORN ACL MIA SCOTT IS UN-HUMAN!!
NCAA Softball
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Imagine hearing OSU had 14 points in the 4th and thinking we were down… Welcome to the Sark experience
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Who’s the idiot that tweeted this 😂😭
We’d beat IU by legitimately 70 points
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Was Marcel Reed going to bars at 19?!
What exactly do you mean by “Cover” 🤔 @Marcel10Reed
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With Blue Heading To Dallas This Legendary Pic Is Now Complete…
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ITS A SERIES W IN AUSTIN
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The @LonghornBand deserve their flowers after last night Sounded like they were half the stadium 🤘
Wescott Eberts
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AD Mitchell, another year in the Burnt Orange would look mighty fine on you Just a thought
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XAVIER WORTHY THE FIRST LONGHORN TD IN SB HISTORY
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ITS OFFICIAL MOOKIE IS BACK 🤘
Michael Taaffe
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Now that it’s the next day… What were yall thinking in this moment
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WAKE TF UP ITS FUCKING GAMEDAY
Texas Football
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Is this real?? @OUBarstool
Boomer Boy
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What a loser father kid doesn’t know any better Good on Quinn for just walking away
Bob Ballou
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SEC QBS ARE ON A ROLL
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They had a great baseball coach last year!
Since it is in fact rivalry week: Say one nice thing about your rival.
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So beating a ranked SEC school on the road means you drop in the AP?? Got It
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Two years ago today…
go to ➡️ PFSN
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Anyone who says it isn’t Jayden Daniels honestly ain’t watching the game.
These guys have been on another level 📈 Who's on your Heisman watch list? 👀
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Flashing the horns down after beating Bama is a special type of rent free… 34-3
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TEXAS WINS. OU HATE WEEK BEGINS TOMORROW.
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AND THEY SAID WE DONT HAVE 2019 LSU SWAGGER
Texas Longhorns
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Trey Zuhn III on Texas LB Anthony Hill: "He's a great player, but he's nothing that we haven't seen before and nothing that we can't handle."
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Joking aside Texas really fumbled b2b nattys…
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Love this legend but he’s 0-2 maybe take some games off
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YOUR TEXAS SOCCER TEAM IS HEADING TO THE SEC CHAMPIONSHIP
Texas Soccer
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We’ll always have the Sam Houston game
Arch aura 😮‍💨
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Investigate please @FBI
no context college football
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ROCKY TOPPPPPPPPPP WE ARE HERE TO BRING BALANCE @BarstoolTenn @VolBandit3
Tennessee and Oregon fans hyping up Texas to knock TCU out of the CFP
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Hey @ArchManning we found your student ID
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Just wanna make sure you all know we probably lose this game without this Jordan Whittington play
ESPN
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