a woman with eyes and no damn ears she/her
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100 gecs: did you break my tamagatchi i swear to fucking god *clown horn sound la cuceracha car horn peaking audio vine boom "oohh my god" clip vine boom*
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Just awful. Falls at the first hurdle and keeps tripping up from there. Of COURSE you'd keep cillian as a human actor
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Confused by anyone who can recall their "favorite tweet" .. this has all passed through me like vapour
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the preface "this isnt dogma, just my thought" is so funny here. like he didnt want anyone jumping the gun
#PopeFrancis: "This isn't dogma, just my thought: I like to think of hell as being empty. I hope it is."
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the funniest line in a video game is still the scout tf2's line "if you was from where i was from, you'd be fucking dead" and its just Boston
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The skin one is actually kinda compelling and then you see the muscle one and it's like oh. Ok that looks like a Muppet but maybe they're going for something in particular and then you get to the Bones and like. Literally kill me. Shoot me in the head
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MP3 and MP4 just make so much more sense. like yeah obviously videos would require an additional MP than sound
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Like I want some acknowledgement that the Halloween decoration skeleton hands flailing around is actually comical and that I'm not going insane
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Made the unfortunate mistake of putting on Speed Racer for the missus and let's just say I don't think I'm coming back from this one folks
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Doing addicts be like "oh just one more thing bro" "lemme just make a to do list" "can't I gotta do something"
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pussies (thinking for a few seconds) no... they're right to fear the emperor's curse
Archaeologists are too scared to open up the tomb of China’s first emperor indy100.com/science-tech/arc…
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No but closest to Show about Balls that we've gotten. This was about futuristic balls though. With human faces
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my autistic ass just ran over a child in my Toyota Camry. I saw it walk out in front of me but I kept my foot down on the peddle
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But noooo lead with Cillian and Kermit because they're the big names. Get your likes you fucking amateur
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I could see myself leaving him as a pile of kindling after a night of wrath and drinking. And I can't let that happen to him
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And you Don't overuse Kermit in a Muppets adaptation! You have to stay your hand at that kind of thing. I'd use him as Matt Damon, but I think even setting him up as one of the tribunal judges is a measured choice
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since martin short is trending I do wanna post this incredible bit from the jiminy glick alec baldwin interview
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It's "both sides" schlock and the gravity of the situation didn't warrant his writers room to remove any of his usual jokes about baby hamsters or the woman friend in the office they've been churnig out for years
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German new wave: (incredibly sadly) I saw. A locomotive. It was going. To Dussëldorf
English new wave: I-I-I-I-I'm being haunted by a spooky Ghooooooost
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fucking a cis woman and reaching for the dick joystick style and getting so disoriented I feint
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linguists will be like "this word actually has a long history as a word" and you're meant to be like oh wow
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I was absolutely sucked in I love the gadgets and the tracks I love it when the cars jump and when he has to Understand his car to win the race
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been staring at this image for forever. who decides to make a "john wick with guns bait image but its in the Family Guy artstyle but also its Girly"
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I hope my decision to not really do anything with my life for 4 years doesn't ruin my life but I'm having a great time walking around the big city tonight
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currently driving behind the most "fake vehicle used by the goons in John Wick to ambush John Wick" vehicle I've ever seen
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For that perfect climax it's one of the only times in cinema I find myself physically unable to look away from the screen. Are you ready to become a REAL racecar driver?
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the idea of stonemasonry really stresses me out like. you're gonna run out. You're gonna run out for stone. You're gonna exhaust your supply of stone
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If I was cooking meth with Jesse Pinkman I would've gotten a quick kiss on the cheek in whenever he did a good job
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(on the tl) lmaooo the confederation of elven lineages has another thing coming if it thinks it can force the hand of the kingdoms of men
(2 seconds later in an elf woman's DMs) 🥺 do it rly be squirting rose water
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"And they- my people are telling me things. That they found 6000 votes sent from Iowa, on iphones they tell me. Are there even 6000 fujoshis in Iowa? These are bad votes folks... If I was Iconic Yaoi Poll I wouldn't take those"
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I'm sorry Ukraine I wasn't familiar with your game
Fraudsters from Ukraine scammed the Israelis out of 2 million dollars in one day on the back of Iran's attack on Israel. They messaged the Israeli public pretending to be from Israel Ministry of Defence and told them that the money was for the missiles for the Iron Dome. 🤦♀️🤦♀️
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It's not .. it's not boobah. I know boobah alright. That was the shit on that random website button website.
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If video thinks it can fit into just three MPs mate then. You've got another thing coming
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Felt really bad to see this and felt worse to see people being like "oh this is me when I haven't seen my dog in a few hours!" Like I think this woman was being tortured by imprisonment I don't think that's the same and I don't think we should all be seeing this here
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its so fucked up that new jersey just has a cartoon jungle-chase tier cliff in it
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*guy who thinks oral sex is when someone finger fucks your mouth and gums* just got back from the dentist. whew.
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Listen we all start somewhere with Muppet casting lists. You've got a bright future ahead of you
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just saw this far side again and started laughing so hard I hit my head on the wall
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