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thats LITERALLY what op is referencing. am i being stupid? like..? why quote-tweet with "supernanny when-" when they're literally QUOTING supernanny directly. and why is this a screenshot of a tweet. is the retweet button broken dorl? PACK THIS IN!! ive had ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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my microwave when my food is ready: nitter.app/CARASMEDIA/status/1825…
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We used to let our kids be killed by proper ENGLISH people who were BORN in this country! 🏴🏴🏴 GONE are the days of the wholesome pure-blooded white killers like Myra Hindley & Ian Brady! END THIS MADNESS! Give Lucy Letby an OBE! Give Jon Venables a knighthood! 🏴🏴 EDL EDL EDL
Are we allowed to say we don’t want cunts coming into the country killing children or will we get called racist?
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obsessed with Daisy May Cooper putting decade-old fake tan on her skin. equally obsessed with Paloma Faith's unhinged suggestions in the comments
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Kate Middleton isn't missing she's just been on the phone every day from 8am trying to get an appointment from her GP (they told her to call 111 who told her to go to A&E who told her to go to the GP)
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things that r good:
-girls
-soft girls
-rough girls
-big girls
-small girls
-tall girls
-short girls
-unkempt girls
-lazy girls
-Girls,
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if Ranvir works on Monday she'll be tied with Christine.. i'm on the edge of my seat folks. this must be how straight people feel when they watch football
Lorraine Kelly did not host her own show this morning, with Ranvir Singh stepping in.
#Lorraine has hosted 151 episodes out of 253 (59.7%) this year.
Ranvir has hosted 49 episodes. Christine Lampard has hosted 50.
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i love how every bit of opposition to zack polanski is just people pointing out the most based shit you've seen and being like "look how DISGUSTING this is" 😭 like i didn't know he said this until seeing this tweet from Mike. cheers for giving another reason to vote for him x
We all need to be clear about what kind of person Zack Polanski is. He has publicly claimed that shoplifting can be justified, even saying he would do it himself if he were poor. This tells us three things.
First, since the vast majority of poor people do NOT shoplift, Zack has effectively admitted that his moral compass is completely out of step with the struggling Britons who still cling to a sense of decency and fair play in everyday transactions.
Secondly, it reveals his rather jaundiced view of Britain’s poor - as though they are somehow predisposed to crime whenever hardship strikes.
And thirdly, it shows he has no interest in supporting businesses, protecting their staff, or upholding basic order for law-abiding citizens.
A totally revolting man.
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reminds me of this quote by Ursula K. Le Guin
gender essentialism in hobbies (“weird girl music” “men don’t get fiona apple” “female rage cinema”) has been a disaster for cultural criticism. one of the purposes of art is to allow us to empathise with perspectives alien to our own. hate it so much
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insane how people just don't realise chiropracty is a pseudoscience akin to homeopathy. they've had very good PR that's led to people thinking it's a legitimate medical practice and not "alternate medicine"
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celebrity traitors is the greatest show ever made solely for the fact it is revealing that Celia Imrie is absolutely fucking *insane*
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LadBaby "will likely never release another after the vile online threats they received"
folks, in other words.... WE DID IT 🎉🎉🎉🥳
LadBaby shares heartbreaking reason he stopped releasing Christmas charity songs
mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n…
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the knowing smile.. she's presenting her show solely for this account, i feel
Lorraine Kelly hosted her own show this morning
Congratulations #Lorraine, you have hosted 18 out of 21 episodes this year
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Christmas 2024: The unquestionably evil LadBaby do a cover of Chappell Roan's Hot to Go!, with the lyrics "H-O-T-T-O-G-O You can have my sausage rolls". For their crimes against the nation they are placed in the middle of Wembley Stadium and stoned to death by a live audience.
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the audacity of him to be a homophobe when he looks like a ru girl who spent all the drag race money on fillers
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66.6%.... the number of the beast. what could this mean.
Lorraine Kelly hosted her own show this morning.
Congratulations #Lorraine, you have hosted 54 out of 81 (66.6%) episodes this year.
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whenever i see Jedward they're with Gemma Collins and im kind of obsessed with how they've adopted her 😭 bringing her on holiday and everything!! they also seem to have found an unnamed twink to tag along so good for them
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showing up to the same studio where your show is filmed to appear on the show that airs immediately after yours - for which you didnt turn up - is SO fucking funny. i'm also sick of showing up to work, i NEED to learn her evil ways
🚨BONUS LORRAINE🚨
After failing to appear on her own show for five consecutive episodes, Lorraine Kelly is a guest on today’s #ThisMorning, which is filmed in the same building as #Lorraine
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For the first time ever, our six Overground lines are each getting a new name and colour.
Read more about the inspiration and meaning behind each new name ⬇️
ALT Graphic showing Overground lines from Tube map with new names and colours. Text says: “Overground lines have been renamed, celebrating London’s unique history.” It shows the following lines: Liberty line (double grey line) Lioness line (double yellow line) Mildmay line (double blue line) Suffragette line (double green line) Weaver line (double maroon line) Windrush line (double red line)
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this entire Jessie J performance. music made us all uNITE!!!
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everything i do .. all the backstabbing and screwing people over .. trampling them all so i gets what i want .. it will all be worth it . once i get my new kitchen
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omg this is the other clip i couldnt find!! went on a hunt recently looking for her, only found this video:
Alice Lia Maro
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just found out that the owner of ex-alpaca Geronimo genuinely made a graphic for today where she called him "The Peoples Alpaca"
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normally Boys wear the trousers ... until #InternationalWomensDay and then it's time for WOMEN to be in charge for the day !!!
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Once again, the knowledge of Dr Cogs does not fail to surprise me! Thanks for the fact John!
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Pink News headlines normally suck so this one caught me fucking OFF GUARD threw me to the goddamn floor. iconic
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not to sound tinfoil hat but it's awfully interesting that, mere hours after Frances Haugen has been all over the news for leaking information and whistleblowing on Facebook, the website is down and any attempt to google "Facebook" just gives articles about the service outage
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found a video of it and im fucking cackling at her sprinting down the catwalk at the 4:50 mark
Julliano
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i'll level with you, if im like 10-15 characters away from the character limit i'm packing in as many exclamation marks as possible. i'm like a 14-year-old writing an email
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remember when Kirstie Allsopp swallowed an airpod because she mistook it for a vitamin and was, rightfully, mocked so she posted a photo of the ginormous horse vitamins she was taking and everyone was like "okay yeah those ARE the size of an airpod. hey Kirstie, what the fuck?"
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why is Salt Bae a man that exists in the zeitgeist? he sprinkled salt on a steak in an aesthetically pleasing way ONCE and now he's fucking everywhere. he's like that Mitchell and Webb sketch where there's a hairdresser who's famous for having a name that sounds like a font
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🚨URGENT— Sophie was pressured into taking Pfizer's COVID-19 vaccine. 3 days later, severe convulsions began to occur as documented in this video. "I never thought a small prick would destroy me", she said.
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the hawk tuah girl STILL hasn't been seen since december oh i am SO obsessed. truly the best to ever do it. scammer queen
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finally after all these years AI can confirm the Beatles were walking directly into the path of The Creature
AI is revolutionizing graphics and photography.
It's now possible to generate the entire rest of a photo in seconds.
Here's how to edit a photo using AI for free (without Photoshop):
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Could nobody else at @TheTab have written this article? This "journalist" seems to have done enough damage in the poor woman's life.
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maybe Jagex could look into collaborating with HD client developers instead of shutting them down entirely - it's a shame that talented individuals with a passion for OSRS are being stopped. i get why this is the official stance but it'd be nice to see you work w/ community devs
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"if your oven breaks or the roof starts leaking, the landlord has to pick up the bill" CLEARLY Ben has never rented a property... if that oven breaks it'll be broken for another 6 months at LEAST
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why is fucking nothing in Poundland a pound any more, may i ask?? if i wanted to go to £1.25land then i fucking well would wouldn't i
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obsessed with Kate King, a 23-year-old, referring to Starburst as "Opal Fruits or whatever they're called these days"
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the number of the beast returns...
Lorraine Kelly hosted her own show this morning.
Congratulations #Lorraine, you have hosted 80 out of 120 (66.6%) episodes this year.
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so so so obsessed with E4's way of breaking the news. CANNOT interrupt The Big Bang Theory
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"trans girls get more media coverage about them" and the media coverage is news about how one of us got killed
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i hate her sm like sorry i know some of my oomfies are swifties but i just think she is the death of art
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CONGRATULATIONS to Megan Fox on her engagement to TV sensation Linda Henry, best known for her portrayal of Shirley Carter in EastEnders
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Missing Titanic sub has about 40 hours of oxygen left, US Coast Guard says, as search intensifies bbc.in/3NiNPvT
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Ranvir has vanished and Christine reigns supreme, i'm afraid
Lorraine Kelly did not host her own show this morning, with Christine Lampard stepping in.
#Lorraine has hosted 48 episodes out of 72 (66.6%) this year.
Christine has hosted 14 episodes, Ranvir Singh has hosted 9 and Louise Minchin has hosted 1.
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ZERO PERCENT
Lorraine Kelly did not host her own show this morning, with Ranvir Singh stepping in.
#Lorraine has hosted 0 episodes out of 1 (0%) this year.
Ranvir has hosted 1 episode.
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yeah, yahoo published a template accidentally a few years back
Yahoo accidentally published a review of the upcoming Rihanna album lol news.yahoo.com/rihanna-anti-…
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mid-twenties is just 25 i feel.... <25 is early 20s and >25 is late 20s. im 26 and the tiktok children are already going to put me in a home
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Lorraine Kelly, beloved daytime television host and media personality, aged 64. 🕊️
Lorraine Kelly will be presented with the BAFTA Special Award at this year's #BAFTATVAwards to ‘celebrate 4 decades of brilliant broadcasting’ 📺
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